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Tuesday Tease: Duke Nukem Forever, The NSFW Trailer that Took 12 Years to Make

Official Synopsis: Aliens have landed. They’ve mutated the police. They’ve come for our women. Ash Williams Duke Nukem is here to stop all of the nonsense and maybe take in a strip show while he’s at it.

What We Learned: It looks like Duke Nukem but the fact it has a release date and no one else is laughing confuses us.

Why We’ll Play: Holy hell. It is 1996 and we’re finally getting used to playing PC games with a mouse. Friends come by the apartment to visit.

“You’ve got to play this game!” they say.

“You kill aliens and pay strippers to get naked!” they howl.

We scoff at their naivete. ‘A video game would never dare be that awesome,’ we think. Aside from that Leisure Suit Larry game our strange college roommate played every day in his locked room, games would never be on the brutally action-flavored side of misogyny.

We failed to realize how wrong we could be.

The copy of Duke Nukem 3D that made its way into our hands and (then)archaic computer consumed every bit of spare time we could muster. After we finished the game, the networked co-op play made sure we stayed indoors for another 3 months.

The news quickly spread that Duke Nukem Forever was coming. We saved up the cash and marked the time until it would appear. Twelve years, and a metric ton of vaporware jokes later, this Duke Nukem Forever NSFW trailer made its way into our eyeballs. And it brought the 12 year old remix of Lo Fidelity Allstars remix of “Battle Flag“(equally NSFW) with it.

This trailer looks like everything we would expect from a Duke Nukem game released in the 21st century. However, we still don’t believe the fucking thing is coming out.

When’s it coming?
June 14, 2011 USA, supposedly.
June 10, 2011 Internationally.

Official site:
http://www.dukenukemforever.com

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World’s Finest Porno Set Almost Complete, SUPERMAN XXX Coming Soon.

Our initial heads-up that SUPERMAN XXX was actually happening was a tweet from porn star James Deen (@jamesdeenNSFW). Deen has a habit of posting pics from his shoots(very NSFW). His Twitter and blog are so ludicrously NSFW that even thinking of clicking there sets off human resources porny-sense.

We wanted to wait until there was an actual trailer for the thing, like with BATMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY. Seeing Comics Alliance and the rest of the damn Internet(Google the title and be amazed) has posted on this already made us feel left out of the snark-fest.

Ridiculously SFW behind-the-scenes video and brief opinion of said video below the cut.

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Tumblr Watch: Melisaki. Pulse. Pause. Repeat.

We’re doing our damnedest to maintain a PG-13 to hard R rating these days. So we have to warn that despite the images shared here, there are lots of naked ladies, and a fair bit of peen, in Melisaki’s photo archives. They are more ‘naked art pieces’ than ‘up to mischief nekkid.’

But we figure a NSFW warning would be more than fair.

It has a lot of great selections from professional photography of the second-half-of-20th century which is usually invisible to the internet’s view of history

Official site:
http://melisaki.tumblr.com/

Ah, hell. NSFW shot under the cut.

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#MusicMonday: “F**K You,” Ceelo Sings it Like it Is.

We dare you to name a man or woman that hasn’t had this song in their heart at one time or another in their life.

Uncensored and NSFW kinetic typography music video under the cut.

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Wolverine and Spider-Man Compare Notes

via the Internet at large, Heroes Want Red heads

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Trailer Tuesday: Redband MACHETE Trailer. See Things You Dared Not Dream.

Official Synopsis

Yesterday He Was a Decent Man Living a Decent Life. Now He is a Brutal Savage Who Must Slaughter to Stay Alive.

What We Learned:
A man’s guts are useful in more ways than one.

Why We’re Gonna Watch:
Born from that little movie GRINDHOUSE back in 2007, MACHETE has traveled a long strange road. Going from joke horror trailer, to greenlighted movie, to becoming that Robert Rodriguez movie that’s cast nearly every damn body in Hollywood. We’re not kidding. Check out this cast list.

While we do want to see it, we’re not exactly chomping at the bit to get in line.

We dropped the trailer below the cut. It being redband and all. Filled with topless ladies and gruesome escape routes. Don’t blame us if you get fired for watching.

When’s it coming?
September 3, 2010
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Best Buy Employee That Created Awesome iPhone4 Video Un-suspended, Quits Job Anyway

In June, an amateur animator, and Best Buy employee, released a hilarious video regarding the iPhone4 vs HTC Evo. The video focused on the blind fervor Steve Jobs marketing machine has created around anything iPhone related. It’s damn funny satire. The suits at Best Buy corporate, however, felt it disparaged the product somehow(see: made the store look bad) so they had the employee suspended.

Regardless of whether he keeps his job or not (which he doesn’t expect to), Maupin is optimistic. “I see it all as a blessing in disguise. I’ve wanted to start my career in graphic design/animation for so long, I see this as my kick in the pants to go get it,” he says.

Weeks later, The Suits un-suspend the erstwhile animator. The video currently has almost 4 million views(a couple dozen of those are from us). We wonder how much of that came from the kerfuffle Best Buy raised afterwards.

Anyway, now the animator’s not sure if he’s returning to work.

I’m not sure if it would be comfortable returning to Best Buy considering the circumstances… but I will definitely consider all options.

Well done, animator guy.

Sorry, Cubicle rats. The following video is NSFW due to coarse language.

iPhone4 vs HTC Evo

His chuckle-worthy but not-as-funny rebuttal video lay below the cut.
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Flashback to Before The Internet: Underground Comix

The Cartoon History of the Universe 01

Some time ago, SciFi Wire reported:

The underground comix of the ’60s and ’70s were NSFW long before any of us had ever heard of NSFW. Often available only in head shops, these alternative publications delivered a dose of sex, drugs and violence then missing from mainstream comic books.

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Iron Week: The Iron Man of Crosby Beach

There is a reason we did not include a full body shot of this Antony Gormley sculpture found on Crosby beach, UK. And that reason is Iron Wang.

via digitalwallpapers

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2 for Tuesday Tease: CAT SHIT ONE. Yes, You Read that Right.

CAT SHIT ONE, or APOCALYPSE MEOW if you have silly American sensibilities, is a much talked about animated series on the geek-vine. Coilhouse reports CSO the animated series is based off a manga from the late 90s by Motofumi Kobayashi.

If you’re in the mood to watch cute little animals blast the fuck out of each other with high caliber weaponry and execute mental anguish so brutal that it’s on par with human acts of war, then you’re ready to watch that trailer for CAT SHIT ONE. Please note by our blatant cursing, this trailer is most likely NSFW. Unless you happen to work in a munitions factory, then tell the boss that you’re doing research into your product’s future uses.

A translation of the trailer above lay a ways below this cut.
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