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May 08, 2008

In Japan, HOT FUZZ Gains an Extra Dimension of Cool

Japanese HOT FUZZ trailer

(via edgar wright)

Posted by Groonk at 04:37 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, One Sheets, Only in Japan

May 06, 2008

BLIND CLICK 32

That broke my brain.

(via andrewcunningham)

Posted by Groonk at 06:30 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

IRON MAN Spawns Mainstream Exo-Suit Love

Now that the IRON MAN movie has taught non-geeks why exo-suit/powered aromor is so fucking cool, the world begins to learn the technology already exisits. It has existed for some time now.


That's my favorite of the 5 mentioned in this click-fest of an article.

(via twitter)

Posted by Groonk at 01:22 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Robots, The Future

January 21, 2008

Wild Monday: Japanese Hornets vs Japanese Honeybees

European honey bees are weak and soft and die swiftly. While Japanese honey bees surround their enemy and roast them with the heat from their own bodies.

Not kidding.

(via ectomo, educating You Tube )

Posted by Groonk at 06:50 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Only in Japan, Versus, Video

January 20, 2008

Japanese Cell-Phone Novelists get a bit of Cred

Five of the top 10 best-selling novels in Japan last year began as novels written on cellular phones, mostly composed on keypads by young women and read by others on their mobile phones, the New York Times reported.

[...]

Would-be novelists are paid only if their novels are reproduced and sold as traditional books, not when readers access their works online, the newspaper said. One such novel, "If You," was the No. 5 best-selling novel last year with 400,000 copies, the Times said, citing book distributor Tohan.

Posted by Groonk at 09:34 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, Only in Japan, Technology

JJ Abrams Reflects on the Obvious

Abrams glanced upon something I mused on before walking into the CLOVERFIELD theater.

Stirring up uncomfortable feelings is not entirely without purpose for a monster movie, Abrams notes. It's a standard of the genre. "'Godzilla' came out in 1954 in the shadow of the bomb being dropped in Japan. Culturally, you had people living with this terror they had experienced - but in the guise of something absurd and preposterous. My guess is that it enabled people in Japan to have a catharsis."

Even though I had a few issues with CLOVERFIELD, I will say it ran circles around the hot mess known as 1998's GODZILLA.

Posted by Groonk at 09:19 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, Only in Japan, Quotables

January 19, 2008

16 Year Old Player with Only Half a Plan

The 16-year-old boy entered a hostess bar in Niiza City near Tokyo on Wednesday night and -- over the course of six hours -- ordered two bottles of Dom Perignon champagne as well as 60 glasses of whiskey, beer and cocktails, said local police officer Hitoshi Morohashi.

The boy also sang karaoke songs with several hostesses, Morohashi said.

When it was time to pay the bill, which had ballooned to $3,490, the boy told the staff he had no money, Morohashi said.

Next time, plan the escape route, my friend.

(via cnn and ponzu)

Posted by Groonk at 01:29 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

December 03, 2007

Robo-One Champsionship: Now THIS is a Robot Battle!

When robot wars entered the scene, what, 10 years ago? Imagine my disappointment when all the robots turned out to be rolling pancakes bumping and grinding into each other.

Now imagine my delight when I learn that Japan has robots fighting to the death in ring matches and that one of the rules is "the robot must have two legs to fight."

That's what I'm fucking talking about!

(via yahoo news, battling bot you tube, robot dreams)

I feel the need for a little more Bot Action.

Posted by Groonk at 07:13 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat, Only in Japan, Robots, Versus, Video

November 14, 2007

A Talk with Monkey Punch

Monkey Punch created the LUPIN III manga that the anime was based on. He's got some neat views on comics in The Future.

200px-Lupin_gang.jpgHis work was discovered by an editor of Futabasha, the company behind Weekly Manga Action, for whom he created the Lupin III series, loosely based on the Arsene Lupin novel series and 007 movies. The artist's strange pseudonym, he explains, was given to him by his editor, who compared his characters' faces to those of a monkey.

[...]

Monkey Punch began using computers in his work nearly two decades ago.

"Digital technology allows me to look closely at the details [of the images] and easily change minor things several times. This means, though, that it's sometimes hard to give up the details and complete [the images]."

Cooperating with famous mangaka, including Machiko Satonaka and Tetsuya Chiba, Monkey Punch established the Tokyo-based Digital Manga Association five years ago to explore and develop manga content for the Internet.

"I thought it would be a waste not to utilize the Internet, since it allows us to directly communicate with people around the world," the creator said.

"Japan's manga culture is drawing international attention, but we don't even have an archive containing information about all the manga published here," he said. "I want to find a way to set up such an archive, getting cooperation from other mangaka and relevant experts."


(via green jacketed josh hechinger, daily yomiuri online)

Posted by Groonk at 03:23 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Digital Share, Grammar, Interviews, Marketing, Only in Japan

November 07, 2007

BACCANO!: I Don't Know What was said but He Just Kicked Your Ass

Andrew Cummingham shared this cip of BACCANO! and claims shit like this happens in it all the time.

Consider me sold.

UPDATE: I know what was said now. Firo was right to kick your collective asses.

(via andrew cummingham, panel&pixel)

Posted by Groonk at 04:47 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Anime, Only in Japan, Video

November 05, 2007

Magician Pulls Burger from a Poster

Come on ladies. That's not so impressive. In america, we get carboard burgers from those little windows found in the side of McDonald's every day.

There seems to be a whole series of vids dedicated to this guy on You Tube.

I can't believe she drank that.

(via feed the hungry with magic youtube)

Posted by Groonk at 12:28 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Research, Video

October 19, 2007

Opening Up to: Moyashimon: Tales of Agriculture

Are you wondering, "what the fuck?"

Read about Moyashimon:

The main character is Sawaki Tadayasu, a regular Japanese blond guy who's just moved to Tokyo to attend a college of agriculture, along with his best buddy Yuuki Kei . The trouble is, Tadayasu isn't very regular at all -- in fact he can see, touch and speak to germs. Being able to discern what types of germ inhabit a puddle of goo can be quite useful, and this potential is clear to Itsuki Keizou, a germ researching professor, who's an old friend of Tadayasu's grandfather. Not everyone is convinced Tadayasu is telling the truth, however, and to prove his abilities he's put through a rigorous test by the department's graduate student and resident bondage babe, Hasegawa Haruka.

And people say there are no new things on TV.

(via infected youtube)

Posted by Groonk at 08:01 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Anime, Only in Japan, Video

October 18, 2007

Furi Kuri!: Do It or Risk Overflow

If you people don't watch this before it disappears, well, I don't want to know you.

Nothing will happen if you don't swing the bat.

My love for this Gainax creation outshines the brightest star. I may have mentioned this before:

Searching for Kanchi
Furi Kuri overload
Fooly Cooly Loves You Crazier
Groonkly Bit
FLCL
(via anime loving warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 12:22 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Anime, Digital Share, Just Freaking Neat, Only in Japan, Video

October 12, 2007

Cutey Honey TV Show Less Silly than the New BIONIC WOMAN

Yes. Cutey Honey just fought the Bad Guys with her tits and ass.

God bless Japan.

Hmmm. Maybe if the new BIONIC WOMAN did that in every episode every ten minutes, I could be bothered to give a damn about the show. If Katee Sackhoff did that, well, that will have bought me for the entire season.

And holy damn, did you see what that Stairs Stuntman did there? You couldn't pay me enough to do that stunt.

BTW I watched the Cutey Honey movie once, too.

Posted by Groonk at 08:35 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Anime, Only in Japan, Video

August 06, 2007

Japan Marks Hiroshima: Will Never Seek Atomic Weapons


JAPAN vowed today never to seek atomic weapons and urged nuclear powers to give up their own arsenals 62 years after the world's first nuclear attack on Hiroshima.

Some 45,000 people recited silent prayers at 8.15am (9.15am AEST), the exact moment in 1945 when a single US bomb instantly killed more than 140,000 people and fatally injured tens of thousands of others with radiation or horrific burns.

"I have strengthened my determination not to repeat this tragedy,'' Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said in a speech in the western city.

(via digg)

Posted by Groonk at 05:17 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

July 21, 2007

BLIND CLICK 13: Japanese TV doing Strange/Wonderful Things...AGAIN

You have to watch that link to believe anything I just wrote. And when you watch it, prepare to have your shit rocked.

Officially.

(via geekologie and real-timed bullet-time you tube)

Posted by Groonk at 05:04 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Only in Japan, Video

July 05, 2007

BEHOLD: When Schoolgirl Zombies Attack

You *will* waste 2 minutes of your life watching this if only because you're curious.

(via stacy youtube)

Posted by Groonk at 07:04 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, Only in Japan, Trailers, Weird

March 02, 2007

Momofuku Ando inventor of Instant Ramen Dies, My Sodium Level Lowers

In all seriousness. My heart is sad. His cheap pasta creation got me through an entire year of pennilessness.

NoodleMan.jpgMomofuku Ando, who — to the delight of dormitory students and other kitchen-resistant customers worldwide — invented those small packets of preflavored dried noodles that require just a three-minute boil, died Friday at a hospital in Osaka, Japan. Mr. Ando, the founder of the Nissin Food Products Company, was 96.

The cause was heart failure, said Larry Lampel, the company’s senior resources manager at its American headquarters in Gardena, Calif.

Starting with the chicken-broth noodles in cellophane bags that Mr. Ando first concocted in a shack behind his house in Ikeda, Japan, 49 years ago, Nissin now produces 16 flavors of what it calls Top Ramen and Cup Noodles. Besides six varieties of chicken, they include beef, shrimp, vegetable and spicy chili.

(via twitterpated)

Posted by Groonk at 09:59 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, People Who Died

New PAPRIKA Trailer Stuns My Brain with Beauty

This has to be the one movie I'm looking forward to this spring. Aside from 300, of course.

paprika2ndtrailer.gif

The trailer's only at the Apple site right now. You Tube doesn't have it yet.

Damnit.

And if this is the intro to PAPRIKA...holy shit, man!

(via warren ellis, first PAPRIKA trailer, second PAPRIKA trailer)

Posted by Groonk at 08:49 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Anime, Just Freaking Neat, Movies, Only in Japan, Trailers

February 24, 2007

Power Jacket: The Inflatable Exoskeleton

You heard me: inflatable power suits!

060927171955.xxmxo4i10_matsushita-unveils-the-prototype-model-for-a--poweb.jpg
Japanese electronics giant Matsushita Electric Industrial unveils the prototype model for a "power jacket" to help patients recover from partial paralysis during rehabilitation, at the Home Care and Rehabilitation Exhibition in Tokyo.

(via igargoyle, less cool looking suit)

Posted by Groonk at 09:41 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Research, Technology

February 09, 2007

Dating in Japan: The Highs. The Lows. The Hands.

That damnable holiday is going to bring more pieces like this one.

>> Japanese Boy << Sanko v Santei v Sanshu

Dating services in Japan have been looking at how women have changed what they are looking for in a mate over the last 20 years and seen just how this reflects the wider geopolitical and economic realities.

During the rich 80s, at the height of the stock market bubble, all the girls wanted a "Sanko"; which means "three highs" - high education, high income and tall.

After the crash in the 90s, girls started looking for "Santei" boys. This meant they were looking for three lows instead - low risk, low dependency, low stature.

Now in these uncertain times, dating patterns have changed again. Top of the tree are "Sanshu", or "three hands". Girls now want helping hands, holding hands and taking in hand.

(via popbitch.com)

Posted by Groonk at 01:17 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Holiday, Only in Japan

January 16, 2007

Anime Innovation Tokyo Entices Indie Animators and Small Studios

Because animation should be mind blowingly awesome:


(via CENCOROLL, jean snow, and warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 11:55 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Anime, Only in Japan, Video

January 04, 2007

The HAL5 is a Walking Mac Powersuit

I said powerSUIT.

It's the selective glowy bits that give this contraption its Mac-ness. There would be viewable video but the sucker's embed function is disabled at the source. You can still look at the thing. Just not on my noise.

(via rocketboom and cyborg enhanced youtube)

Posted by Groonk at 08:09 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Robots

November 04, 2006

In Japan, Christian Weddings are All the Rage

BBC News is slow. They are only now reporting on the business of being a fake priest in Japan.

With a rise in the popularity of Christian-style weddings in Japan, some Westerners are finding they can make a lucrative living by acting as priests. But it does not please everyone, particularly genuine priests, as Kathleen McCaul reports.

[...]

The fake Western priests are employed at Western-style weddings to give a performance and add to the atmosphere. These are not legal ceremonies - the couples also have to make a trip to the local registrar.

"In the past almost all weddings in Japan were Shinto, but in the last few years Western-style weddings have appeared and become very popular," said one Japanese priest.

"People like the dress, the kiss and the image. Japanese Christians make up only 1% of the country, but now about 90% of weddings are in the Christian style."

"At the hotel where I work, there is a Christian chapel next to a Shinto chapel. The Christian chapel is always in use, but the Shinto chapel is being used as a storeroom," Mr Kelly said.

The fake Western priests are used to create an authentic Christian feel.

I read many years ago on, then living in Tokyo, Canadian photographer Hunkabutta's photoblog about this phenomenom. He talks about his experience as a fake priest in excellent detail here:

Hunkabutta Thursday April 3rd, 2003(Scroll down to about the last entry)

Hunkabutta's opinion on the popularity of the fake christian weddings were because in a christian wedding it's all about the bride. In a Shinto wedding, not so much. He talks more about that on his Sunday September 23, 2003 post. Here's an excerpt:

"The fact that you said 'Christian weddings are trendy' seems more bizarre to me than 'Disneyland wedding'..."

Yeah, I know. It is bizarre. The Japanese seem to have the ability to mix and match religions at will. At first glance this seems ridiculously contradictory, but once you accept it, it's actually pretty cool. They seem to be able to focus on the social aspects of the various ceremonies and sacraments (i.e., who's there, how do I get to mingle with other people, what message does this ceremony send out to other people about me and my family, can I afford to do these ceremonies, etc.)

Christian-style weddings started to become popular in the early 1980's after a famous singer (kind of like a Japanese Madonna) had her Christian-style wedding aired on TV. It was a big event. A few years later there was the incredibly glamorous wedding of Prince Charles and Lady Diana, and that was really the icing on the cake.

[...]

I think that one of the reasons the Christian-style wedding is so popular is that it's all centred around the bride. She is the star for the day. Everyone stands and watches her as she makes her way down the aisle in her beautiful white wedding gown. In a Shinto ceremony, the bride is pretty much just a well dressed farm animal being passed from one family to the other. She doesn't really stand out. And let's face it, although most guys will agree to show up at the wedding, it's really the girl who puts it all together and makes the final decision.

From that first hyperlinked sentence alone I know I need to live in Tokyo for a few years. And bonus, I'd have an excellent well paid part-time gig waiting for me.

(via bbc news and warren ellis and the greatly missed photographic eye of Hunkabutta)

Posted by Groonk at 03:16 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Religion

November 02, 2006

Halloween: Now in Japan

The Beat noticed The Brunei Times report on Halloween becoming popular in Japan. I went looking for the full article and I'll be damned if it isn't gone already. With not a search box in sight on Brunei, I'll have to take The Beat's word as truth.


GHOSTIES and ghoulies, princesses and pumpkins took to the streets of Tokyo this weekend as Japan celebrated one of its newest festivals Halloween.

Little known two decades ago, Halloween has spread in cities such as Tokyo, where autumn now sees florists selling pumpkins, shopping arcades festooned with paper Jack o’lanterns and even black-and-orange costumes for dogs on offer at pet shops.

(via The Beat and Brunei Times, I guess)

Posted by Groonk at 10:04 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Holiday, Only in Japan

September 26, 2006

Japan has a Tongue Twisting Game Show that Slaps the Crap Out of Your Balls...

...or "Why don't we have this Show in America?"

Their pain makes me laugh.

(via Dunc)

Posted by Groonk at 01:35 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Video

August 16, 2006

Metal Wolf Chaos is the Heart of Justice that Loves America

Metal Wolf Chaos, a video game made in Japan. What is it about? I'll tell ya.

The President of the US has multi-facted omnidirectional power armor. His name is Michael Wilson. The vice President has equally multi-facted power armor. His name is Richard Hawk. The waters in The Mall part and from the middle rises Air Force One, super charged and ready to dispense justice.

*glurp*

That was me choking on a little bit of awesome that bubbled up from my stomach.

Other bits of game-awesome that I still taste in my mouth.

Woman: "At least his misreporting is consistant."

President: "As long as the city is safe, who cares?"

(via powerman Dunc!, some japan loving blog and "it loves you there" You Tube

Posted by Groonk at 06:45 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Only in Japan, Quotables, Video

June 20, 2006

The Japanese Have a Contest in Time Wasting

Don't get me wrong. I know how to burn off minutes, too. But this is such a spectacular waste of time that it's actually pretty darn cool. Some guys in Japan made a Rube Goldberg device that takes 6 plus minutes to cook up a bowl of ramen. I wonder what they won as a prize. Probably a year's supply of noodles.

Pitagora Suicchi and a You Tube search shares in the Rube Goldberginess.

(via geekologie)

Posted by Groonk at 02:31 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat, Only in Japan, Video

June 19, 2006

Multi-Servo Realistic Animal Suits for Rent

First animal flavor up is a panda suit. Who in fuck rents high-tech animal suits? Outside of Big Hollywood movie types. What man or woman wakes in the morning and thinks, "Gee, It'd be nifty to have a fully realized and motorized Panda suit to frolic about the woods all mamby pamby-like."

On second thought, I don't wanna know.

hi_pa02.jpgJapanese multimedia production company Buildup Co., Ltd. has announced that it will begin renting high-quality animatronic suits this month. The first suit they will rent is a panda suit that contains various technological features to help it achieve a more realistic look. The panda's face contains 14 remote control servo motors, which let the panda make facial expressions ranging from "pleasant smiles to angry grimaces" at the will of its controller. The suit contains a CCD camera system and a pair of video goggles for the person inside, removing the need for an unsightly peephole on the suit and increasing the range of vision for the wearer. The suit also comes equipped with a system that will set the suit on fire if it detects that it's being used for perverse sexual desires. Okay, it probably doesn't, but it should.

I watched the video. That has to be the most retarded idea ever.

It's days like these I weep for humanity.

(via geekologie)

Posted by Groonk at 02:31 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Only in Japan, Robots

May 05, 2006

Japanese girls like to be tickled

Honest to badness, if this is what all japanese tv is like, I'm on the next jet over.

There's no nudity but I wouldn't let your boss catch you watching this:

Best I can figure, all three girls writhe and moan while the contestants decide which girl is truly being tickled in her "downstairs". And really, in a contest like that, aren't we all winners?

(via The Unnamed)

Posted by Groonk at 05:41 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Sex, Video

May 01, 2006

The Japanese scientists who climbed up a reef and came down a mountain


Scientists plan to implant coral "seeds" on the reef in an effort to raise the reef's ranking to that of an official island, The Times of London reported Tuesday. An island designation would give Japan economic rights to 162,000-square miles of ocean that occupy a crucial strategic position.

The territory, known as Okino-Torishima is a coral reef three miles long and a mile wide. But, The Times noted, as an island it would secure Japan's rights to an Exclusive Economic Zone in a 200-mile radius.

(via physorg)

Posted by Groonk at 06:07 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

April 27, 2006

Exploring the Pitagora Suicchi

The fine folks at Dattebayo piqued my curiosity. Instead of blindly grabbing it, I did an interwub search and disovered others were equally piqued. In doing this I discovered what was this mysterious Pythagoras Switch:


math making NINJAS await you inside!

It's dreadfully cute, if you like fan-subbed japanese kid science shows. The rube goldberg devices at the beginning, and during the middle of the above, are charming as all hell.

That algorithm march in the above amuses the piss outta me. There are few things in this world that aren't enhanced by adding ninjas. I dare you not to get that march song in your head

I double dare ya.

And the little square dog made me smile.

The less amusing Part 1 is after the jump.

(via dattebayo)

Posted by Groonk at 12:18 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Video

April 20, 2006

ON EBAY: Deer antlered Samurai Kabuto

Resident unofficial samurai expert MedicMike says:

"Some [samurai] even had antlers positioned such that you could rest your swords on them when you weren't wearing the helmet"

» link to ebay auction
» link to Shogun Armory(seller)

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 12:34 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Research

March 28, 2006

Japan wants space military... for self-defense

robotech1.jpeg
...SDF rising
Japan's ruling party has approved the blueprint of a law to allow military use of its space program, breaking another taboo in the officially pacifist country.

The law would be largely symbolic since Japan has already launched spy satellites, but is meant to ease concerns about building high-end satellites and to help the space program become more internationally competitive.

The Liberal Democratic Party (LDP) plans a final draft of the law by August with an eye to submit it to next year's parliament session.

Soon I'll be able to get my hands on my very own Veritech fighter.

And who doesn't want one of those?

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 08:44 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

March 20, 2006

MOVIE MONDAY: Yakuzasploitation

I hear-tell this is a trailer for some 70s Japanese movie called Female Yakuza Tale that contains "live action sequences interspersed with beautifully stylized line drawings."

All I needed to know was "chicks with swords" :

So NSFW it ain't funny.

Well, it is funny, if you're not your boss.

BTW, some site called http://www.secret-cinema.com has a torrent of the aforementioned tale.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 02:55 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Research, Sex, Video

March 10, 2006

Norimitsu Odachi

A blade longer than a man.

norimitsu_odachi.jpg This Odachi was made by Norimitsu of Osafune in August 1447.

Specifications are as follows:
Total length - 377 cm.
Nagasa (cutting edge) - 226.7 cm.
Sori (curvature) - 5.0 cm
Nakago (tang) - 151 cm.
Thickness - 2.34 cm.
Habaki (collar to hold blade in scabbard) - 5.85 cm.
Weight - 14.5 kgs.
Mei (name): Bishu Osafune Norimitsu.
Location: Kibitsu Jinja, Okayama.
Period: Muromachi (1447).
Sugata (shape): Shinogi-zukuri, maru-mune, bo-hi with maru-dome.
Hada (grain): Itame.
Hamon (temper pattern): Ko-gunome, choji with tobiyaki and kinsuji.
This Odachi is the longest in Japan.

(via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 11:49 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Research

March 01, 2006

Jock Samurai

The Cloud Covered Fuji wallpaper makes my head spin. Such a very good spin... in my head.

(via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 07:34 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Just Freaking Neat, Only in Japan

January 19, 2006

When Echizen kurage rule the oceans

I don't have enough pee in me to heal a wound from this sucker.

story.hugejellyfish.jpgTOKYO, Japan (Reuters) -- A slimy jellyfish weighing as much as a sumo wrestler has Japan's fishing industry in the grip of its poisonous tentacles.

Vast numbers of Echizen kurage, or Nomura's jellyfish, have appeared around Japan's coast since July, clogging and ripping fishing nets and forcing fishermen to spend hours hacking them apart before bringing home their reduced catches.

[...]

Cutting up and disposing of the giants can turn a three-hour fishing trip into a 10-hour marathon, while valuable fish are poisoned or crushed under the weight of the unwanted catch.

And what a catch. One Echizen kurage can be up to 2 meters (6 feet, 7 inches) in diameter and weigh up to 200 kilograms (440 pounds).

[...]

Spikes in population have occurred in the past, notably in 1958, but consecutive outbreaks in 2002 and 2003 prompted the government to seek reasons and solutions.

Scientists have suggested global warming might be a factor.

Also:

Seaside communities in Japan have tried to capitalize on the menace by developing novel jellyfish dishes from tofu to ice cream, but for some reason the recipes have failed to take off.

Go figure.

(via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 02:02 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Only in Japan

January 17, 2006

Naked Lady Taiko!

Oiled-up, glistening, and totally naked japanese women performing taiko.

Is it my birthday?

(via tokyo times)

Posted by Groonk at 04:11 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Only in Japan, Sex, Video

Japan's got an old man cane

Japan's Slow Lifers are taking over.

G.K. Chesterton opens his breezy 1910 jeremiad What's Wrong With the World with a humorous warning regarding "the gaping absurdity of perpetually talking about 'young nations' and 'dying nations,' as if a nation had a fixed and physical span of life.

"Thus people will say that Spain has entered a final senility; they might as well say that Spain is losing all her teeth," he wrote. "Or people will say that Canada should soon produce a literature; which is like saying that Canada must soon grow a new moustache. Nations consist of people; the first generation may be decrepit, or the 10,000th may be vigorous."

[...]

Societies don't die when they increase their longevity and decrease their birthrate. They don't die when their populations decline rather than increase. They change. And from some perspectives (although not necessarily the economic one) this change is desirable, the result of increasing health and wealth. In fact, this sort of change (controlled decline rather than mindless growth) might be the very condition of a society's sustainability -- and the world's.

2006 is a significant year for Japan. Demographers agree that sometime this year the Japanese population will stop increasing and start decreasing -- from today's 127 million to about half that figure by 2100, according to the National Institute of Population and Social Security Research. But when it comes to the interpretation of this scenario, there's less consensus.

The Japan Times recently reported the projections of Iwao Fujimasa, a demographer with the National Graduate Institute for Policy Studies. According to the Times, Fujimasa "believes that while depopulation could depress the real estate market and affect the financial standing of banks dependent on real estate prices, as well as rattle the pension system, it will probably have a big plus side. He pointed to possible trends such as boosting gender equality, breaking down generation gaps and ultimately allowing for a more relaxed way of living. Land prices will fall, people will be able to afford bigger homes, and the daily crush on trains will be lessened."

There are two reactions to population decline: a hard-nosed economic one and a softer, more philosophical attitude focused on quality of life. If we must use the national-individual metaphor, let's say that Japan may just be hitting a sort of collective midlife crisis. And the best kind of midlife crisis makes you ask questions like: "Is that all there is?" and "What really matters to me?"

(via wired news)

Posted by Groonk at 03:22 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Only in Japan, Research

January 05, 2006

When all else fails...dance: part 1

My advice to you is to dance like a japanese pop star backed up by a cadre of gimp sex slaves.

(via bre pettis)

Posted by Groonk at 06:14 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Music, Only in Japan, Video

January 03, 2006

What happens when your soul is completely corporate owned?


Japanese Arnold Schwarzenegger

Auhnuld's either saying "dasho moi" or "da sho boi" (both phonetic interpretations on my part). I ran searches on both but came up with nothing.

Posted by Groonk at 05:19 PM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Avatarem, Only in Japan

December 20, 2005

Japanese Emoticons/Pencil Carvings



(via digg, digg i say)

Posted by Groonk at 07:17 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat, Only in Japan

December 13, 2005

Robots ready to rule humans...gets job as receptionist

robotjobtheft.jpgThe world's first walking humanoid robot is set to make its office debut in 2006 as a receptionist, Honda announced on Tuesday. The latest version of Honda’s Asimo robot will be starting its new job in April at a Honda office in Wako in Saitama prefecture north of Tokyo.

The prototype, unveiled in Tokyo, can guide guests to a meeting room, serve coffee on a tray and push a cart with a load of up to 10 kilograms, says Honda.

[...]

"The level of Asimo's capability was just good enough to entertain people on the stage in the past, but the new Asimo can work at places closer to us," says Satoshi Shigemi, the Honda official in charge of the robot's development.

"The new Asimo can perform the task of a receptionist or information guide automatically," Shigemi told a news conference. "Honda is aiming to create a humanoid robot that can help people and live together with people."

(via new scientist)

Posted by Groonk at 05:10 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Robots

December 12, 2005

"Old School" Mobile handsets lack all sorts of cool

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(via akihabara)

Posted by Groonk at 08:11 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Only in Japan

December 06, 2005

X-Treme Segway-ing

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new age skateboard?
Unlike the standard American Segway, this newer Japanese version doesn't monkey around with such extraneous hardware as handlebars and saddlebags. Just hold onto the little handheld controller, hop on, and go. As with its more conventional cousin, the Segway PMP-2 uses gyros to sense which way you're trying to go and take you there.

Remove the handlebars from off-road Segway and we're in business.

(via wired news)

Posted by Groonk at 11:08 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat, Only in Japan, Technology

November 11, 2005

Life and Times of the Dearuki-Zoku

He says that young Japanese have lost the ability to discern between public and private space. He adds that they have formed what he calls the dearuki-zoku (out and about tribe).

"There's been a dramatic increase in the dearuki-zoku. They don't eat meals at home with family members and you can clearly see with your own eyes the large increase in young people who hang about on the streets together with the same old friends," Masataka tells Sapio. "They make places like Shibuya their territory and rarely head even to places like (nearby entertainment and shopping districts) Shinjuku or Harajuku. They get tired going to new places or meeting new people. If they get hungry while they're strolling around, they simply get food by going into a convenience store, buying something and sitting down outside on the curb to eat it. If not that, then they just hang around for hours in fast food joints."

The primate specialist says the actions of the dearuki-zoku closely resemble behavior patterns in chimpanzees, which tend to travel in groups, walking around for a long time without going to any specific place, then eating and disposing of their wastes in the same place before bedding down on piles of grass whenever and wherever the inclination takes them.

I may file this under 'Only in Japan' but that's only cause the story's based there. I mean, really, That sounds like some American kids, too.

Hell that sounds like me!

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 12:23 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Only in Japan, USA

October 05, 2005

1,000 Japanese women talk about sex

"I knew there was no point continuing," a 28-year-old receptionist tells an-an (10/5), "the moment he reached his climax and screamed out 'Mommy' in ecstasy."

[...]

"I was right in the middle of ministrating him with my mouth and looked up to see that he'd dozed off," a 30-year-old nurse tells an-an.

Another woman, a 21-year-old college coed, adds that she reached her limit when "he wore my bra, put his boxers on his head and wanted to do it decked out like that."

(via mainichi)

Posted by Groonk at 03:07 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Sex

August 27, 2005

12oz Pussy

Hilarious misadventures ensue when a man fresh from Japan and their many sex shop curiosities decides to "try out" his freshly bought can of vagina.

vaginacan.jpg"oh, where's that funny beer can thing we got? Rob, you had it, right?" And everyone looks at me, and I just stare at them for a moment, and then say, "...I fucked it. I fucked it and I hated myself, and now it's gone." There was a slight pause, followed by uproarious laughter. The ridicule took months to subside.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 10:10 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Blogged, Only in Japan, Sex

August 09, 2005

Pocky Goodness

So, in Japan, there are these stick-like confections called pocky.

The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration has a Flickr set full of pocky and pocky pretender logos.


Posted by Groonk at 05:09 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Blogged, Marketing, Only in Japan

August 01, 2005

Repliee!

prettyandroid.jpgJapanese scientists have unveiled the most human-looking robot yet devised - a "female" android called Repliee Q1.

She has flexible silicone for skin rather than hard plastic, and a number of sensors and motors to allow her to turn and react in a human-like manner.

She can flutter her eyelids and move her hands like a human. She even appears to breathe.

Professor Hiroshi Ishiguro of Osaka University says one day robots could fool us into believing they are human.

Repliee Q1 is not like any robot you will have seen before, at least outside of science-fiction movies.

She is designed to look human and although she can only sit at present, she has 31 actuators in her upper body, powered by a nearby air compressor, programmed to allow her to move like a human.

The article goes onto say that right now she could fool a person intothinking she's human for about 5-10 seconds. But that they want to raise that believability scale to 10 minutes.

Why is it when I look at her, all I can think is, "Take a chance"?
(via bbcnews)

Posted by Groonk at 03:34 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Robots

April 06, 2005

Electro Liquid Powder

E-paper continues to evolve:

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the future of billing
Japanese tire manufacturer Bridgestone is producing these e-paper price tags as part of a new billing system being rolled out to Japanese retails stores. Using ‘Electro Liquid Powder,’ the displays have a quicker refresh time than earlier-generation e-paper solutions and are able to be printed on a substrate just 0.12mm thick.

(via gizmodo)

Posted by Groonk at 02:25 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

April 05, 2005

Writng their own history?

Japan has approved a set of new school history text books whose version of past events has already sparked complaints from South Korea and China.

One of the eight texts is an updated version of a book which triggered diplomatic protests in 2001.

Seoul said the new books sought to glorify Japan's war-time past, a continuing source of regional tension.

[...]

The Japanese government had demanded 124 changes to the book following the complaints in 2001. These have been made, but the new text still has controversial elements.

It refers to the Japanese slaughter of some 300,000 civilians in the Chinese city of Nanjing as an "incident", rather than the "massacre" it is known as elsewhere.

This book is currently in use in fewer than 0.1% of Japan's schools, but this time the authors are hoping for a better response.

(via bbcnews)

Posted by Groonk at 05:36 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

April 02, 2005

Chindogu

Not all useless things are design failures. In fact, chindogu is an entire line of Japanese inventions with the sole purpose of having no purpose. To be chindogu - which means "weird tool" - a product cannot be patented, must be anarchic in spirit, must exist, and, strangely enough, must not be for sale.
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Fuck if I wouldn't mind having a butterstick.

(via wirednews)

Posted by Groonk at 05:41 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

March 30, 2005

Flash Food

While catching up on my ALP I found these tastefully shaped USB drives:

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We should make one in the shape of a McNugget.

(via alien loves predator)

Posted by Groonk at 11:12 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

March 22, 2005

Reading Books on Cell Phones

...Japan's cell-phone users are turning pages.

Several mobile Web sites offer hundreds of novels - classics, best sellers and some works written especially for the medium.

It takes some getting used to. Only a few lines pop up at a time because the phone screen is about half the size of a business card.

But improvements in the quality of liquid-crystal displays and features such as automatic page-flipping, or scrolling, make the endeavor far more enjoyable than you'd imagine.

In the latest versions, cell-phone novels are downloaded in short installments and run on handsets as Java-based applications. You're free to browse as though you're in a bookstore, whether you're at home, in your office or on a commuter train. A whole library can be tucked away in your cell phone - a gadget you carry around anyway.

"You can read whenever you have a spare moment, and you don't even need to use both hands," says Taro Matsumura, a 24-year-old graduate student who sometimes reads essays and serial novels on his phone.

..and hentai. He forgot to mention his hentai collection. I bet that kid is all into the hentai. "You don't even need to use both hands," indeed.

If you don't know what that is, good on ya. If you do, shame, shame on you.

(via mywaynews)

Posted by Groonk at 02:51 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

February 24, 2005

In Other Elderly Companion News

Meet the Snuggling Ifbot:

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Measuring at just under 2-feet tall, the Snuggling Ifbot is designed to provide hours of companionship to lonely elderly folks who don't have a loved one to speak with (or could be your infant's new best friend). The Ifbot is pre-programmed with millions of word phrase patterns, that when spoken to, can come across as a 5 year-old child. This level of communication can help elderly folks from becoming forgetful and keep their minds sharp.

Posted by Groonk at 06:31 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Robots

Japan makes dolls for the Elderly

Japanese toymakers are shifting their focus from the shrinking children's market to the ever growing senoir citizen market, by making talking dolls for their elderly

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"I feel so good, g-o-o-d n-i-g-h-t," the doll says before falling asleep if the owner pats it on the chest gently.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 06:23 PM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Robots

February 21, 2005

Call out a Japanese Warning

So Japanese warning signs are interesting because, unlike American warning signs which require you know English, Japanese signs are more visual, international and all around easy to understand.

Juergen Speecht has photographed a few:

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The above sign means "Caution, Monkeys!"

How neat would it be to live in a town were there are monkey cautions?

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 11:11 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

February 18, 2005

Wasuresaseya

When you can't write about it and make a mint. When a healthy dose of, 'Get the fuck over it,' doesn't apply.

Have a wasuresaseya and get a clean slate.

Japanese bothered by an unforgettable romance that later soured and continues to niggle need never worry again, because the wasuresaseya are there to help them forget their lost love, claims

Wasuresaseya, which literally means "professionals who make you forget," exist to help people get over -- or get out of -- relationships they may once have wanted to remember forever but have now developed a change of heart.

"Almost 100 percent of our clients are women. Our female staff become almost like a close friend to the client, with their main job being just to lend an ear," Miss M, a wasuresaseya, tells Spa! "Sometimes they take them out dining or shopping to get their mind off their troubles."

[...]

Wasuresaseya are expected to rush to the client's side no matter where they are or what time they call for aid.

Miss M has few doubts about what it takes to become a successful wasuresaseya.

"Y'know, I think you've got to have been through a really wonderful relationship or been hurt really badly by a relationship," she tells Spa! "Our clients know when you're only telling them stuff to make them feel better."

(via warrenellis)

Posted by Groonk at 11:46 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

February 14, 2005

giri choco: Do it like they do it in Japan

I ignored this day for long enough.

I was pleased when MedicMike sent me this bit on giri choco. Cause i really didn't want to focus on VD's western noise.

In Japan, Valentine's Day took an unusual turn about 30 years ago. Instead of being a day for lovers to express their feelings for each other, it is a day when women give "giri choco" (obligation chocolates) to their male co-workers, friends and relatives. Love doesn't come into the equation. In return, guys are supposed to buy something nice for the girls on White Day, March 14. Either way, the chocolate makers win.

Junya does have a point.

(via MedicMike)

Posted by Groonk at 07:30 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Only in Japan

February 05, 2005

Experiencing the 'real Japan'

Our spiritual host Thomas Kirchner, caretaker of Tenryuji's sub-temple and associate researcher at the International Research Institute for Zen Buddhism at Kyoto's Hanazono University, began by explaining (in English) the basics of Zen, meditation and -- very importantly -- how to sit properly

The two main objectives of meditation, he explained, are awareness -- concentrating in a relaxed way and being in the present, and equanimity -- not repressing anything and being clear and direct.

Rather than alienating his new pupils by plunging in too deep too soon, Kirchner put it another way by explaining that meditation may make a tremendous difference when the end comes. "Don't take life too seriously," he paraphrased something he had heard somewhere, "You'll never get out of it alive!"

Experience part 2 as well.

Posted by Groonk at 01:04 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

February 01, 2005

Mobile Phone-Bot

7d sent a story via ananova about a mobile phone remote controlled robot. I'm not a fan of ananova so I found other references to the Bluetoothed automaton.

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KDDI Corporation and Tokyo-based I Bee K.K., an affiliate of the "KDDI Mobile Solutions Partner" (KDDI-MSP) [1] program, have developed the "au Mobile Phone Robot Controller", an au mobile phone-based EZ-Appli ("Brew®" [2]), Bluetooth™ controller for the bi-pedal walking "Bluetooth™ Robot".

Posted by Groonk at 04:53 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Robots

Chocolate Sushi and Watermelon Torture

Boingboing also has an article on the most disgusting sounding repast I've ever heard.

...high-concept chow. Twinkies, sushi, chocolate, and combinations thereof.

What I do find interesting are the elaborate designs that many Japanese have taken to carving into watermelon flesh.

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Posted by Groonk at 04:28 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan

Sex Sells...Ice Cream?

I'm filling out my new category nicely with this Japanese ice cream commercial that's aimed at kids.

But this shouldn't be strange to Americans at all. As Boingboing kindly points out " Lots of folks use sex to sell junk food these days".

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 04:19 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Marketing, Only in Japan, Sex

January 28, 2005

When Plants Talk Back

Two Japanese manufacturers, toy makers Tomy and Takara, have both produced bean plants which sprout to reveal a special message. plantwords.jpg Takara said its plant was "a new type of message card to convey your feelings to your loved ones", according to the French news agency AFP.

The gift comes with a choice of six different messages such as "Good Luck" and "I Love You" inscribed through the plant with a laser beam.

Tomy's offering features beans set in a white egg which "hatch" soon after they are put in water. The plants have a message in French on one side, and a message in Japanese on the other.

"You can have the fun of fortune telling, as you don't know what message will come out until the bean sprouts,"

Order one from the Japanese site.

Mutant Frog has seen fit to translate the Japanese site.

And there's a UK and US version.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 01:39 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Science

January 26, 2005

Rubb-er Nipples

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"We set up an online sales page in July last year. We didn't sell a single set. Then, in about October last year, we slowly started to move some. Sales started trickling through right about the time the tennis world started taking notice of Russian star Maria Sharapova, who was becoming known in the local media for her tight shirts that always showed the outline of her nipples," Takashi Fujiki, president of JT Kikaku, the company that has been importing Nipple Enhancers to Japan for the past two years, tells Shukan Post. "We put in an additional order for another 500 pieces right at the end of last year and they sold out immediately. We get about 10 orders a day, but our stocks are depleted. We've put in additional orders for another 1,000 sets in January alone."

[...]

"I tried out some Nipple Enhancers for a matchmaking party I went to recently. I'd worn them under a single sweater and you should have seen it when I took my coat off...the guys at the party couldn't take their eyes off me," a 28-year-old woman tells Shukan Post. "There's no doubt these things are good at attracting guys' eyes."

Well, it worked for the gals on Sex and the City.

(via warrenellis)

Posted by Groonk at 05:32 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Sex

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