November 06, 2007
BLIND CLICK 16: A Website Rube Goldberg can be Proud of
(via digg)
Posted by Groonk at 02:14 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Marketing
August 08, 2007
Guess Which THE STATE Member is Pimping a New Show
Trick question. There are Two, count them, TWO State members pimping new internet shows. And they are:
David Wain's new whorebaggery appears on some new video site called My Damn Channel.
THE MICHAEL SHOWALTER SHOWALTER
While Michael Showalter's funny business(see: more whorebaggery) appears on College Humor.com.
If we were gonna have a video embed code fight, I'd declare College Humor.com the winner. Just a little bit smoother that My Damn Channel's.
(via various places)
Posted by Groonk at 07:23 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Funny, Research, Video
May 10, 2007
BLIND CLICK 8
(via metafilter)
Posted by Groonk at 06:12 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash
February 27, 2007
John Waters is the Crypt Keeper...er... Groom Repear
Look what's coming to Court TV.
Court TV becomes "cult TV" as writer/director John Waters (Hairspray, Serial Mom) takes the starring role in an irreverent new series that shows how love and marriage, in the words of the underground auteur himself, "goes together like a horse and the glue factory." With a tip of the veil (both wedding and funeral) to some of television's most famous scripted mystery and murder anthologies, each episode features the fabled director introducing us to a husband and wife whose marriage, despite its happy beginnings, inevitably leads to spousal murder. Posing as the wisecracking, cynical "Groom Reaper," Waters appears at several pivotal moments of the disintegrating relationship to guide the audience through its darkly hilarious twists.
It is so true. You live long enough, you get to see ideas re-hashed over and over and over ad nauseum. There's a first episode comic preview at Court TV. The flash comic viewer for it is pretty spiffy. Even though they get the word balloons screwed up in lots of places.
I'm not watching it. I'm just in weird of it.
Posted by Groonk at 06:33 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Marketing
December 19, 2006
The Baseline Must Be Set
(via zefrank: 3 months til the end of The Show)
Posted by Groonk at 06:51 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Blogged, Flash, Just Freaking Neat, Video
October 18, 2006
Flash Earth Sees Planet Through Many Eyes
Flash Earth combines other map apps(lke google, microsoft, NASA and yahoo) into one mashup of a map service.
I tried to zoom in on Baghdad with NASA's daily updated map but the image was incomplete. So was the city of Huntsville.
Hutsville and Iraq are obfuscated. How strange.
Posted by Groonk at 11:00 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Apps, Flash, Technology
Ms Dewey is Chock Full of Bitchtitude
Ms Dewey is the latest attempt to anthropomorphize the web. I'm not sure why a body would need a search engine to question and ridicule their every click. Is it some perverse need to feel married without the peskiness of a warm body nearby?
Fuck if I know.
Personally, I like my women sassy and my search engines cold to the click. That way my nights are entertained and my web research blissfully quiet.*
(via geekologie and the paraphrased wisdom of Dominar Rygel XVI)
Posted by Groonk at 10:22 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Technology
July 15, 2006
WATCH: George W Bush USA of WHATEVER!
omg...I just peed myself a little:
The clearest version can be found here: Liam Lynch - My United States of Whatever (George Bush Re-Mix) on Transbuddha
(via dirt)
Someone took the lamest episode in the series and made aCowboy Bebop mashup.
Posted by Groonk at 08:52 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Funny, Politics
July 12, 2006
...And The Universe was Mapped...And it was Just Okay
If one actually had control over where one was going in that universe map, I'd upgrade it to "good". Otherwise it's just a glorified screensaver.
(via digg)
Posted by Groonk at 10:20 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Science
June 22, 2006
Vongo is Crafty and Legal
VONGO is an online service that let's you download major movies to up to three computers, legally. They have about, or over, 1,000 movies ready for download, legally. They have three clever online hosts/actors featured in three equally clever commercials to push VONGO to average Joe's like me and you...legally.
Did I mention the whole deal is legal? I know they did.
Legally.
Posted by Groonk at 12:24 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Marketing
April 02, 2006
Flash map of Iraq war casualties
This animated map of coalition military fatalities during the Iraq war unfolds at ten frames per second. Each frame represents one day of the war. One dot marks each casualty site. A death begins as a white flash, then grows to a larger red dot, which turns black after 30 frames (days), fading at last to permanent grey. Although a BB reader did point out, "it is missing one very important thing: Iraq (military and civilian) casualties".
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 06:00 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, War
January 22, 2006
The kid's got skillz
Dave Werner's porfolio's almost ready to launch.
He's about to graduate design school and definitely has the talent to rock.
www.okaydave.com
www.okaysamurai.com
(via goto + play)
Posted by Groonk at 08:45 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Web Design
December 15, 2005
Believe in the Power of Santa!
(via dunc!)
Posted by Groonk at 10:10 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Holiday, Video
December 09, 2005
HOLIDAY: "OH, FUDGE!"
That's right. I said 'fudge'!
A Christmas Story has to be my all time favorite Christmas flick. Aside from the Charlie Brown Christmas.
The mad genius that is 30 sec theatre has bunny-ized A Christmas Story:
WATCH: A Bunny Christmas Story
They also bunny-ized It's a Wonderful Life. I never watched that flick though. I still can't get past the title.
Also of note: What do you get if A Christmas Story was actually a horror movie?
WATCH: A Christmas Gory
Posted by Groonk at 05:46 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Holiday, Video
November 20, 2005
Ze Frank Re-Creates the Cruise vs Lauer Debate via flash Alien
Remember when Tom Cruise showed his crazy on TV with Matt lauer when he went of on "knowing" psychology and it was funny in that sad, pathetic kind of way?
Ze does cool shit.
(via b55seddel and boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 07:56 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Funny
November 10, 2005
Rows of Nude Ladies Far as the Mouse can Scroll
Mise a Nu is an interesting/odd work by Reynald Drouhin. Be sure to mouse over the scrolling ladies:
(via DT)
Posted by Groonk at 02:54 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Flash, Sex
October 26, 2005
The Octacube Delves into the Fourth Dimension
Sometimes you think on an idea so hard and for so long that the 'verse can't help but send you what you need.
There's a flash video of the thing here.
(via warren ellis)
Posted by Groonk at 12:36 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Flash, Research
October 11, 2005
Halloween: The Amityville Toaster
(via b55seddel)
Posted by Groonk at 02:18 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Flash, Holiday, Video
September 29, 2005
Amusing Conversations with iGod
I grew bored after a minute, but Medicmike managed to amuse the fuck outta me.
Excerpts from Medicmike's chat:
God: Please don't be so rude.
Me: Please don't be so omnipotent.
God: Thanks for asking politely. I was not trying to be a omnipotent.
God:I would search for it. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I will try to find out..
God:I do not kill.
Me: You are a liar.
God: Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
God: Yes I am the one and only devil.
Posted by Groonk at 01:38 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Apps, Flash, Religion
September 27, 2005
Psychic Flash and Big Pencils
Ponzu drops off more flash sites:
» Psychic Flash
It knows the symbols in your head.
» Leo Burnett's Big Pencils
Pretty freaking neat design.
Posted by Groonk at 07:13 PM | Comments (3) | Ministry of Flash, Web Design
February 08, 2005
Flash Learning
A flash dev game link: Tile based games
Posted by Groonk at 01:52 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Tutorials
February 03, 2005
Corbis
Images of posters, celebrities, marvel comics, and more all for sale inside a pretty flash package.
(via goto+play)
Posted by Groonk at 05:51 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Flash
January 26, 2005
Funking Awesome
I dream of doing Flash this good: Munk Motion.
Posted by Groonk at 08:55 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash
January 25, 2005
Everyone Loves Magical Trevor
cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever.
Posted by Groonk at 05:42 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash
January 19, 2005
She Blocked Me
Trust, she frickin' blocked me!
(via Dunc!)
Posted by Groonk at 03:05 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash
num1000
Damnit. I wasn't going to post until I had a sembelance of the new site up. Another plot of mine that has failed.
This little, ditty/video/flash/thinige is some kind of remix called "num1000." It's very...interesting.
Found while trying to scrounge up the Mahna Mahna ringtone I just heard.
Update: It's official, I'm entranced by this techno flash thingie.
Posted by Groonk at 02:05 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash
January 11, 2005
Don't throw it in the toilet
Disposable urination funnel flash video. For women who want to pee standing up.
(via 7d)
Posted by Groonk at 04:40 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Video
December 14, 2004
Design Research
Planet of the Drums
Neat sound FX.
Intentionalities
Excellent Creative Design
Millenium Three
Excellent organization
Dualhorn Unicorn
Freaking funny(to me anyways) Only the Splash page grabs me, though.
Posted by Groonk at 03:15 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash
Twisted Flash
Who in fuck's sake twists a puppy's head off to get information?!
Posted by Groonk at 01:08 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash
November 13, 2004
"Hey, everybody"
I'm readying myself to jump into the world of Flash. I'm also cross-linking this site with the music section.
Billy Harvey Music site makes me laugh and borders on genius. It's nice when creative marketing and an artist's sound meshes. It helps that the artist is worth his salt too.
Grab a few minutes out of your life and watch him go or buy his album. It's "one of his favorite things to do."
Another good design by SOFAKE.
Posted by Groonk at 02:22 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Marketing
July 28, 2004
Another list of neat flash sites
Melon Dezign
click on the movie and find the toe play.
i must create
he creates very well
Nelly Furtado
neat design scheme
fmdstudio
personal site. mood swaying design
billy bussey
insanely cool and creative design
design chapel
i love the flow and lines of this site
Posted by Groonk at 05:59 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash
July 19, 2004
Flash Paper
Convert files into web-ready Flash documents or PDFs
Posted by Groonk at 01:31 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Apps, Flash
June 14, 2003
Fly Guy
A truly beautiful thing.
UPDATE: The Fly Guy is now here.
Posted by Groonk at 04:02 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Digital Decompression, Flash, Funny, Photos, Video, Web Design










