December 03, 2006
Where the Bloody Hell are They?
Well:
Booboo's stealing food.
Madonna's stealing babies.
Bill Murray's washing your dishes.
Found in and around ONTD.
Posted by Groonk at 11:26 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem, Quotables
November 07, 2006
This Post is So Gay
All of these were found around the ONTD Livejournal. One has nothing to do with the other. They all made me laugh in that non-PC sorta way:
Posted by Groonk at 08:53 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
June 16, 2006
The Superman Hype is Building
Over on that devil creature known as MySpace, Superman Returns is collecting images of you sporting that jazzy red, yellow and blue crest/shield.
Posted by Groonk at 09:11 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem, Marketing, Movies
May 23, 2006
House Makes Funny Faces
I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a funny House M.D. avatar. Seeing as tonight's the season finale and that cantankerous old bastard gets shot by an old patient. I'll post'em.
(via more livejournal diving)
Posted by Groonk at 05:27 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
Merry Mutant Mayhem
Three X-Men based avatars:
And one X-adjacent:
darwin rulez
(via livejournal)
Posted by Groonk at 08:51 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
May 03, 2006
Stephen Colbert, he just nailed ya
filled with truthiness
Master Colbert's alter ego Stephen Colbert has gained more popularity than I imagined from his remarkable White House Dinner speech thingie. I've been willingly net-blind to events the last few days. Luckily I caught the act afterwards.
Mark Smith, a reporter for The Associated Press who is president of the White House Correspondents' Association, acknowledges that he had not seen much of Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central before he booked him as the main entertainment for the association's annual black-tie dinner on Saturday night. But he says he knew enough about Mr. Colbert — "He not only skewers politicians, he skewers those of us in the media" — to expect that he would cause some good-natured discomfort among the 2,600 guests, many of them politicians and reporters.
What Mr. Smith did not anticipate, he said, was that Mr. Colbert's nearly 20-minute address would become one of the most hotly debated topics in the politically charged blogosphere. Mr. Colbert delivered his remarks in character as the Bill O'Reillyesque commentator he plays on "The Colbert Report," although this time his principal foil, President Bush, was just a few feet away.
[...]
At issue was a heavily nuanced, often ironic performance by Mr. Colbert, who got in many licks at the president — on the invasion of Iraq, on the administration's penchant for secrecy, on domestic eavesdropping — with lines that sounded supportive of Mr. Bush but were quickly revealed to be anything but. And all this after Mr. Colbert tried, at the outset, to soften up the president by mocking his intelligence, saying that he and Mr. Bush were "not so different," by which he meant, he explained, "we're not brainiacs on the nerd patrol."
"Now I know there's some polls out there saying this man has a 32-percent approval rating," Mr. Colbert said a few moments later. "But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking 'in reality.' And reality has a well-known liberal bias."
That line got a relatively warm laugh, but many others were met with near silence. In one such instance, he criticized reporters for likening Mr. Bush's recent staff changes to "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic." "This administration is not sinking," Mr. Colbert said; "this administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg."
In all honesty, everything he did he woulda done anyway on his own show. Glad to see that he didn't change the act just cause he was all tuxed up and next to the president.
(via aol news via oh no they didn't)
Posted by Groonk at 08:47 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem, Culture, Funny, Politics, USA
April 13, 2006
Do fries go with that shake?
I should be working...
tig o bitties!
she could teach you...
Posted by Groonk at 01:13 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem, Sex
Walken all over you
HA!
high stepper
(via b55seddel)
Posted by Groonk at 07:16 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
February 28, 2006
An 80s Zombie Recalls: Picard vs Chunk?
(via myspace aj gentile)
Posted by Groonk at 12:42 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
January 18, 2006
Eat it raw
please mind the dentures
Discovered some time ago on that infernal thing called Livejournal. It makes me laugh most days I see it.
Posted by Groonk at 12:15 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem, Sex
January 17, 2006
You're gonna want that...
...dangly noise-making thing that hangs around bovine necks
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January 12, 2006
When all else fails...dance: part 3 The Stewie Edition
Posted by Groonk at 05:04 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
January 08, 2006
If only it were possible
smack that bitch up
Found in Eggland.
Posted by Groonk at 02:48 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
January 07, 2006
When all else fails...dance: part 2
dancing iQueen
Found somewhere on Livejournal.
Posted by Groonk at 02:31 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
January 04, 2006
It would sell like hot cakes
old-school virtual reality
Found somewhere in the bowels of myspace.
Posted by Groonk at 02:41 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem, Sex
January 03, 2006
What happens when your soul is completely corporate owned?
Japanese Arnold Schwarzenegger
