May 06, 2008
Beautiful Agony: Watch People "Die" a Little, Orgasm
0_o
Beautiful Agony is an art/erotic site. Of course, you have to pay to see men and women experience La Petite Mort. Because "art" is never free. Right?
I should pay attention to Buzzfeed more often.
(via buzzfeed, beautifulagony)
Posted by Groonk at 06:25 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Sex
April 18, 2008
The Internet's Getting Interesting Again
I take a few days away and an artist named Aliza Shvarts shakes up a few people.
Art major Aliza Shvarts '08 wants to make a statement.Beginning next Tuesday, Shvarts will be displaying her senior art project, a documentation of a nine-month process during which she artificially inseminated herself "as often as possible" while periodically taking abortifacient drugs to induce miscarriages. Her exhibition will feature video recordings of these forced miscarriages as well as preserved collections of the blood from the process.
This turned out to be as Mr Ellis predicted: "the first "great" conceptual artist of the internet age."
I'm not one for performance art, but this little stunt generated some curious reactions. And, it seems to have some actual thought behind it. Unlike other performances I've seen.
Statement by Helaine S. Klasky - Yale University, SpokespersonNew Haven, Conn. - April 17, 2008
Ms. Shvarts is engaged in performance art. Her art project includes visual representations, a press release and other narrative materials. She stated to three senior Yale University officials today, including two deans, that she did not impregnate herself and that she did not induce any miscarriages. The entire project is an art piece, a creative fiction designed to draw attention to the ambiguity surrounding form and function of a woman's body.
She is an artist and has the right to express herself through performance art.
Had these acts been real, they would have violated basic ethical standards and raised serious mental and physical health concerns.
(Via warren ellis: 1, 2, 3, 4)
Posted by Groonk at 02:21 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Intertube Madness, USA
March 11, 2008
The Buddha Machine is Curious, Confuses
The Buddha Machine is a little plastic box that plays music.Specifically, FM3 constructed nine drones, varying from two seconds to 42 seconds, which repeat endlessly in the listener’s ear until the “track” is switched to the next drone (or the two AA batteries run out).
The machine has its own built-in speaker, in case one would like to fill a room with the drones, but there is also a headphone jack for more personal meditative experiences. There’s a switch on the side that allows for traversal of the tracks, and a DC jack (though an adapter is not included) for those who would like the Buddha Machine experience be truly endless.
In a way, it’s like the cheapest pre-loaded IPod you’ll ever be able to buy."
(via Internet Jesus tweet, pop matters, FM3)
Posted by Groonk at 04:57 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Music, Research, Technology
March 05, 2008
Lit By the Power of Magnetic Fields
This field has 1,301 florescent bulbs planted in it, and they're all glowing. They aren't plugged into anything, however; they're powered solely from the magnetic fields produced by the power lines above. It's all a large art project by Richard Box...
Looks like a Jedi graveyard or a Tesla experiment gone right.
He did it first, you know.
(via gizmodo)
Posted by Groonk at 06:18 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Tesla
Typography as Couture
I'm not one for the fashion industry but sometimes, just sometimes, they hit on interesting concepts.
And by interesting, I mean wtf that's kind of cool in a ridiculous way.
(via notcot.org)
Posted by Groonk at 06:03 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Research
February 20, 2008
Strange and Beautiful Architecture
One more of the Biblioteca under the cut.
Posted by Groonk at 08:52 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
Listen to the Internet. If You Dare.
Listening Post allows its audience to eavesdrop on the online world. Sampling text from thousands of chatrooms, message boards and forums, the artists have created a huge display that attempts to "hear the internet".Artists Ben Rubin and Mark Hansen have forged a giant curved stand that is built out of 231 small electronic screens.
Those screens display text fragments, which are accompanied by the rhythm of computer-synthesized voices reading - or as some put it "singing" - the words that surge and flicker over the screens.
Those words are uncensored and unedited: they may be four letters but they are predominantly "clean ones", such as "skin" and "bone".
Posted by Groonk at 04:56 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Intertube Madness, Just Freaking Neat
February 02, 2008
Grand Central Station Freezes. New Yorkers Freak Out
There's a much higher resolution video on Improve Everywhere's site. I recommend it.
I dropped the You Tube version below that cut.
(via stillness you tube, ze frank blog)
Posted by Groonk at 09:01 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Just Freaking Neat, Video
January 24, 2008
Sundance gets Access to One Last Shot
Last year it was that "What's Your Crime?" bit. This year, it's polaroids of celebrities.

"I forgot to bring my deodorant, so I've been checking all day to make sure I'm not too offensive!"
-Transsiberian star Emily Mortimer on forgetting to bring one of the must-have items for a grueling day of press interviews.
"I'm trying to keep it all inside, but I could not be happier!"
-Colin Hanks to reporters at the premiere of The Great Buck Howard, which was produced by his famous father, Tom.
I'm not as amused as I was with last year's scheme, but professional photos of "celebrities" always tends to draw my eye.
(via ontd,instyle magazine, One Last Shot Project Polaroids )
UPDATE: more Sundance polaroids
Posted by Groonk at 08:08 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Marketing, Movies, Photos
January 23, 2008
Banksy Strikes True, Again
(via digg, sepultura's flickr)
Posted by Groonk at 12:54 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Flickrlicious
January 21, 2008
Let's Take that HELL RIDE Together
Movie one-sheets have been dismally unimaginative the past, let's say, decade. So when I see one that stands up and asserts itself in badassery, I take notice. HELL RIDE. Quentin Tarantino backed the movie. Larry Bishop wrote it. I'm ready to see it.
Bring it!
(via iwatchstuff )
Posted by Groonk at 05:54 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Just Freaking Neat, Movies, One Sheets
January 07, 2008
Graffiti Artist BANKSY Remains Unknown
I think Andy Warhol got it wrong: in the future, so many people are going to become famous that one day everybody will end up being anonymous for 15 minutes.--BANKSY
(via ontd, swindle magazine)
Posted by Groonk at 12:23 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Artist, Quotables
January 03, 2008
Best Movie Posters of 2007
Somehow I missed/never even heard of number 10 here:
10. Teeth
Not too many people saw this small release that played well at Sundance, but it certainly has an interesting premise: A girl’s vagina grows some teeth and starts terrorizing her lovers (and for that matter, her va-jay-jay doctor.) The poster doesn’t tell us that — it also doesn’t tell us that this movie is more of a horror movie than a comedy. But that’s what I loved most about it — sometimes deceptive is the right way to go.
The other 9 are after the fall.
(via ontd, official TEETH site)
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December 19, 2007
(Not Completely) BLIND CLICK 21
(via some twitter link)
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December 05, 2007
Challenges were Made. Art was Shared.
P&P introduced me to a forum.site called eatpoo.com were art challenges are made.
Your mission this time : Show us what the devil does, what he whispers to our ears during our daily routines, how he intervenes during our work hours, draw the string he pulls and the buttons he pets. What Would the Devil Do ?
Posted by Groonk at 02:21 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
October 29, 2007
Put Words in the Mouths of the Dead
An American mashup artist let passers-by put words in giant zombies' mouths last week.The show, called Txt of the Living Dead, projected 15-foot-wide, black-and-white stills from George A. Romero's classic 1968 horror flick Night of the Living Dead onto buildings. Text messages from random people on the street then filled comics-style speech balloons that were added to the images in what New York artist Paul Notzold called an "SMS-enabled interactive street performance."
"It's all uncensored, and that's the beauty of it," said Notzold...
[...]
Notzold smiled as he told the story of projecting one night beside a public-housing project in the United States. A small boy looked on thoughtfully, then beamed up at him and said: "OK mister, now I get it: I can make the windows speak!"
(via wired news and txtual healing)
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October 22, 2007
Unique Hitler Items Found in SLC
The hell?
(via msnbc)
Posted by Groonk at 10:23 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, History, USA, WorldWarII
October 19, 2007
Man Sets his Camera: RUNS!
He has a site full of these.
(via popbitch and flickr and the running man)
Posted by Groonk at 08:32 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Blogged, Flickrlicious
October 18, 2007
Those Who Live in 1/4" Steel Plate Houses
28 years in the making, he says. The steel skin is the main support for the entire structure. Bruno just wanted to do something new with steel. He's a sculptor. He sculpts.
(via robert bruno and vrogy)
Posted by Groonk at 05:01 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Research
September 25, 2007
Mid-20th Century Artwork: And You'll See them By Name
A Flickr fellow has collected the art and illustrators of the mid 20th century and put them in his rather extensive collection set.
(via leifpeng's flickr)
Posted by Groonk at 02:07 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Flickrlicious, Research
August 02, 2007
Sexy Robot Women Collected on One Poster
Ain't It Cool ran a Robot Poster contest and the winner was this:
And a mighty fine winner indeed.
I can name about half of them. The rest, well even *I* am not that geeky.
(via ain't it cool and some random search i was doing)
Posted by Groonk at 09:40 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Robots, Sex
July 21, 2007
BLIND CLICK 13: Japanese TV doing Strange/Wonderful Things...AGAIN
You have to watch that link to believe anything I just wrote. And when you watch it, prepare to have your shit rocked.
Officially.
(via geekologie and real-timed bullet-time you tube)
Posted by Groonk at 05:04 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Only in Japan, Video
May 23, 2007
Worth 1000 Blasts Your Soul
Fine art mixed with current marketing schemes equals rollicking good times for all.
(via boingboing and worth 1000)
Posted by Groonk at 03:26 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Funny, Marketing
May 11, 2007
In Belarus, They Hand-Paint Hollywood Movies to Winful Effect
Also: For reasons unknown, SHALLOW HAL is called EVIL LOVE in Russia.
More movies after the hop.
(via ontd and englishrussia.com)
Posted by Groonk at 04:10 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Culture, Movies, One Sheets
April 08, 2007
The Typography of PULP FICTION
Bloody marvelous this is:
HI RES version here.
(via texted YouTube and jarrat moody )
Posted by Groonk at 12:08 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Movies, Quotables, Video
April 04, 2007
Chocolate Jesus and Peanut Butter Evolution
Those are two things I never figured on typing in my lifetime.
(You thought I would make that joke didn't you? Fooled ya!)
Artist Cosimo Cavallaro's 200 pound, milk chocolate sculpture of Christ was to be exhibited next week at Manhattan's Lab Gallery but the Roger Smith Hotel that houses the exhibition space cancelled the show
(via boingboing)
The video explains that evolutionists claim that energy plus matter sometimes results in the creation of life. But since no one has ever found spontaneously-generated life in a jar of peanut butter, that means that matter plus energy from the sun couldn't have caused life on Earth.
(via boingboing)
Correct me if I'm wrong but that's what we in The Biz call a fallacy. Also, your stupidity is mighty and I fear being quashed by the sheer size of it.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 12:34 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Religion, Video, Weird
March 21, 2007
Explore 71 Optical Illusions and How They Work
These pages demonstrate visual phenomena, and »optical« or »visual illusions«. The latter is more appropriate, because most effects have their basis in the visual pathway, not in the optics of the eye. When I find the time I will expand the explanations, to the degree that these phenomena are really understood; any nice and thoughtful comment welcome.You may be glad to know: Not a single demonstration here contains tasteless surprises; you know, these infantile pranks where you scrutinize a picture and suddenly an ugly face screams at you…
(via 71 optical illusions and medicmike)
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March 15, 2007
BLIND CLICK: Cube
(via shilodesign; rocketboom)
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February 24, 2007
Radiation Gets a New, Supplemental Brand
It's like a mini-comic of doom.
"We can´t teach the world about radiation," said Carolyn Mac Kenzie, an IAEA radiation specialist who helped develop the symbol, "but we can warn people about dangerous sources for the price of sticker."
The new symbol, developed by human factor experts, graphic artists, and radiation protection experts, was tested by the Gallup Institute on a total of 1 650 individuals in Brazil, Mexico, Morocco, Kenya, Saudi Arabia, China, India, Thailand, Poland, Ukraine and the United States.
The symbol is intended for IAEA Category 1, 2 and 3 sources defined as dangerous sources capable of death or serious injury, including food irradiators, teletherapy machines for cancer treatment and industrial radiography units. The symbol is to be placed on the device housing the source, as a warning not to dismantle the device or to get any closer. It will not be visible under normal use, only if someone attempts to disassemble the device. The symbol will not be located on building access doors, transportation packages or containers.
Comics save the world again. But they keep me from developing my awesome Spidey powers.
(via iaea.org)
Posted by Groonk at 10:08 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Comics, Science
February 11, 2007
3D Tree of Life Visualization
This picture is a visualisation of the entire tree of life. The tree of life (cellular organisms) has three main branches:
- The bacteria (unicellular prokaryotic microorganisms) which are in focus in this picture and represented by orange nodes.
- The archaea which are probably more closely related to the eukaryotes than they are to the bacteria even though they lack a cell nucleus and represent some of the most extreme forms of life on earth. They are represented by red nodes and near the top and in the background of the picutre
- The eukarya (all cellular organisms with a cell nucleus) represented by yellow nodes and are located on the left hand side and in the background of the picture.
(via neatarama)
Posted by Groonk at 07:56 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Research, Science
December 07, 2006
Weird Clipart will Rot your Brain
I think I was looking for a santa hat clip art.
(via weirdclipart.com)
Posted by Groonk at 04:22 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Web Design, Weird
November 17, 2006
Jill Greenberg Takes Surreal, Shiny Photos
Greenberg has this odd way of making her subject look like they belong in a Tussaud museum.
(via pentacleus and, of course, jill greenberg)
Posted by Groonk at 05:32 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
November 06, 2006
The Dancing Pandas
(via neil gaiman and yuko shimizu who also has "letters of desire")
Posted by Groonk at 09:25 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
Venus Gets a Once over by Airport X Rays
ATLANTA - Conservators trying to restore a 1,900-year-old statue of Venus have put their heads together with airline maintenance inspectors who usually scrutinize welds and repairs in jet engines for any cracks.
Officials at the Michael C. Carlos Museum at Emory University this summer bought the Roman marble statue and its head, which had broken off sometime in the past 170 years.
On Thursday, they enlisted the help of Delta Air Lines inspectors at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, who took X-rays of the statue and the head to try to determine where the statue has been broken before and how old repairs are holding up.
Conservators will look for rusting metal pins that might have been inserted to fix cracks. Once they establish the condition of those repairs, which could date from antiquity to as recently as 200 years ago, they will know how best to put the 4-foot-6-inch statue back together.
(via yahoo news)
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October 30, 2006
The Eye of OMAC
That's so wrong:
(via cbr:lying in the gutters volume 2 column 75)
Posted by Groonk at 12:25 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Comics, Sex
October 06, 2006
It's Halloween, So there should be Costumed Art
(via julian Beever/Kurt Wenner and pentacleus)
Posted by Groonk at 03:40 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Holiday
August 27, 2006
Gigantic Little Girl Enjoys a Day in London
If you're good little boys and girls, The Little Girl Giant will let you ride her forearms like ponies.
(via ze frank)
Posted by Groonk at 07:25 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Video, Weird
July 12, 2006
Han Solo is Full of Rainbows
Diesel Sweeties creator, Richard Stevens, has much to answer for...
Not sure why I'm finding so much Star Wars bukkake. These finds usually happen in threes, though.
(via rstevens journal)
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Han Solo is a Rocker. He Rocks Out.
my god, why?
(via 80s rewind)
Posted by Groonk at 12:13 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
June 30, 2006
Visual Candy for the Summer Movie Soul
A wiley movie one sheet artist thought it a neat idea to make a skull out of posed ladies. A wiley-er ONTD reader noticed that the idea was nicked from Salvador Dali.
I'm partial to the original Dali. And that's not just cause Dali had the prescence of mind to make his gals naked.
Dali on the left, Descent on the right
And this one... the name is priceless:
mommy? why's there a new daddy every night?
Many more posters on ONTD after the jump.
(via ONTD)
Posted by Groonk at 07:50 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Movies, One Sheets
June 11, 2006
How To Stump Encylopedia Brown

even E.B. can't sleuth this one
As far as I can tell, the book(Encyclopedia Brown and the Mysterious Presidency of George Bush by John Warner) is a real live thing. Only I can barely find anything on it. Which is odd and more than annoying.
(via The Beat)
Posted by Groonk at 07:41 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Funny, Politics
June 07, 2006
Ms Monster Hunts and Kills the Unworthy
1) I don't know Ms Monster or Her Monster Melons.
2) It appears that she has a TV show(Hel on Ice)/Flickr site/ comic thing going.
Editor's note: 3) d tells me something. I didn't dig deep enough into the Lickr site. She's a what now? I'm insanely disconcerted. Disturbingly disconcerted. I need a shot of whiskey and a corner to crawl into the fetal position for a few hours. Then the world will be peas and carrots again.
The pics still make me laugh, though.
(via warren ellis)
Posted by Groonk at 01:58 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Artist, Flickrlicious, USA
May 12, 2006
Another use for dead babies
No, it's not really dead babies. It is fucking weird to my eyes, though.
I see something like that and I'm reminded of Eddie Izzard in "Dress to Kill". That's not exactly 'babies on spikes' but it's equally as disturbing.
Definitely not a donut.
(via rocketboom blog)
Posted by Groonk at 04:55 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Weird
May 05, 2006
Secret flesh art makes you special
Now I can finally get my face tat.
Chameleon Blacklight Tattoo Ink allows the tattooed to walk about their day seemingly unmarked. Put your inked up area under a blacklight and the truth is revealed.
You'd be all the rave at strip clubs, night clubs, and retro parties.
- It contains NO phosphors
- It is NOT radio active
- It DOES NOT contain EverGlow
- It does NOT cause cancer
- It has FDA approval as a Spectral Marking [tattoo] Pigment that was developed for use in tracking [tattooing] animals and fish - and yes the same ones we eat, and has been tested and used with NO adverse reaction in humans for over 10 years.
- the florescent dye is completely safe and has NO carcinogen and is human safe and does not spread or "blow out" because the dye is contained and it never even touches the skin because of
Because of what, I've no idea. The text cuts off like that on their main site.
If this article coincides with the above, the new hidden tattoo technology is backed by science.
Posted by Groonk at 03:23 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Research
April 24, 2006
Naureen Zaim is Superhot
Just had to say it. She's a feast of fine for my eyes.
If I'm reading her website right. She's an artist to boot.
Sexy. Athletic. Smart. What can't she do?
I should star a supermodel category. I will when I'm ready to be super-spammed straight to hell.
(via Mr Playboy Radio AJ Gentile and Naureen Zaim)
Posted by Groonk at 12:33 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Artist, Sex, Sport
April 12, 2006
Silver Age Comics with inside jokes
Dial B for Blog has been Boingboinged(meaning their bandwidth has gone to hell cause Boingboing linked to their site).

spelling out FX
GNET Steranko roundup:
» NYC Comic Con: day 3 with Jim Steranko
» Finding that Kirby Krackle
» Return to Steranko
(via boingboing via dial b for blog)
Posted by Groonk at 07:31 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Comics, Just Freaking Neat
April 11, 2006
The case of the fake Rockwell
A stranger than fiction New York Times story involving Ross Perot, Grandama Moses, a forged classic and secret spaces in a Vermont family home.

copy on the right
The painting's provenance was undisputed: Don Trachte, known as the cartoonist who took over the Sunday edition of the comic strip "Henry" in the 1940's, bought the painting from Rockwell for $900 in 1960. It became his prized possession.
So prized, it seems, that when Mr. Trachte and his wife, Elizabeth, jointly filed for divorce more than a decade later, the cartoonist cooked up a ruse, presumably to ensure keeping the treasure himself, hiding the original in a secret niche behind a wall in his house in Sandgate, Vt.
What he and his wife subsequently divvied up — the Rockwell and seven other paintings by other local artists — were therefore copies, presumably made, their children say, by Mr. Trachte himself.
Last month — more than three decades after the divorce, and nearly a year after Mr. Trachte's death — his son Dave, 54, noticed a strange gap in a wood-paneled wall in his father's house. When he and his brother Don Jr., 59, gave it a shove, the wall suddenly slid open, revealing the Rockwell and the other canvases hanging on a wall in the hidden compartment.
"Every divorce is always a little messy," conceded Don Jr. in an interview.
[...]
(via the beat)
Posted by Groonk at 08:57 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
April 02, 2006
Remixed Propaganda posters
Worth 1000 has'em:
So many more ready to enjoy.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 04:35 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Culture
March 23, 2006
Best. Masthead. Ever!
Custom T-shirt blogger Preshrunk's Jason Cosper has the best personal blog masthead I've ever seen.
Posted by Groonk at 01:49 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Blogged, Funny, Religion
March 06, 2006
COMICS: Steampunk Transformers
Prime example of too much information. The longer I read that promo, the more I began to think, 'That's gonna be some silly shit.'
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 08:51 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Comics, Marketing
March 05, 2006
HOW TO: Make Life Sized Posters
The Mike Matas Blog gives instructions on how to make a life poster.
I was sure The Rasterbator was already in my archives. I was wrong.
Posted by Groonk at 04:21 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Tutorials
January 21, 2006
Liquid Metal Art
WATCH=> Ferrofluid Sculptures by Sachiko Kodama
Next come the knives and stabbing weapons.
(via digg)
Posted by Groonk at 08:36 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Video
January 20, 2006
...you can't take the sky from me.
Jim O'Malley from Starshipmodeler wins heaps of praise from me for making a neat as hell model of Serenity.
Serenity is a Firefly Class freighter from the prematurely canceled "Firefly" TV show, which thankfully reappeared in the eponymously named movie: Serenity. It is a shame that the early demise of the series probably means that many of the props and CGI images will never make it into production models.
Ebay searches for Firefly models reveals only one currently for sale.
(via medicmike via starshipmodeler)
Posted by Groonk at 09:21 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Just Freaking Neat
Scanner Photography distorts reality
Thanks to Pentacleus for sending this one over.
The objects in the scene that were stationary photographed normally, while the objects that were moving were twisted and distorted into wonderful shapes. At first, I thought that this was a mistake, that something was wrong with my new contraption. But I soon realized that the motion of the scanner was meshing with the motion of the recorded scene, creating unexpected, yet predictable, results. These motion distortions are similar to the effect created by moving a sheet on a photocopier mid-copy, except that they extend into three dimensions and only effect objects in motion.
I was tremendously excited by these developments. Instead of building a camera that mimicked the functionality of a traditional photographic camera, I had stumbled across a new tool for examining the relationships between time, motion, and image. What I though would be a two week art project has turned into one that has lasted for almost three years, and shows little sign of stopping. My cameras work a lot better now, although most of them still use a lot of duct tape, cardboard, and cheap flatbed scanners. I've begun to learn the vocabulary of the scanner camera, begun to be able to interpret and previsualize these strange new pictures. Some aspects of scanner photography are similar to traditional photography, and others are completely foreign.
A quick scan of Boingboing yesterday shows that they posted on her too and broke her site. it didn't help that I think it was on Slashdot as well.
(via pentacleus)
Posted by Groonk at 08:14 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Research
January 17, 2006
Naked Lady Taiko!
Oiled-up, glistening, and totally naked japanese women performing taiko.
Is it my birthday?
(via tokyo times)
Posted by Groonk at 04:11 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Only in Japan, Sex, Video
January 16, 2006
Cool, Daddy-O
Manuscripts, letters and first editions from Jack Kerouac and Allen Ginsberg are among the items on display.
A rare copy of Ginsberg's poem Howl, which is said to have ignited the Beat movement, is also housed in the museum.
(via bbcnews)
Posted by Groonk at 08:25 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
January 07, 2006
Somewhere in Glasglow...the truth was written down
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 02:23 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Culture, Funny
December 19, 2005
Open Directory: Hanna Barbera toon cels scanned
An open directory of scans from buttloads of Hanna Barbera cartoons. Some of the pics are teeny tiny. But some are of a fair size.
For example:
It's either a promo poster or from a comic. Not sure which. It is signed though, I notice.
I spy stuff from Godzilla, The Gary Coleman cartoon(80s thing when he was a do-goodin angel), Casper the Friendly Ghost, Scooby Doo, Smurfs, Samurai Jack, Dexter's Lab, etc etc etc.
Kinda neat actually.
Another HB related link is The Internet Hanna-Barbera Fashion Database. It hits on funny once in a bit.
Posted by Groonk at 09:11 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Just Freaking Neat
December 10, 2005
Finding that Kirby Krackle
The internet's a strange and unforgiving beast. If i wanted information on the latest shameless whoreslut or new trends of crazy and lazy, all I need do is walk into the room with my hands outstretched.
But when I need information on something pure or any kind of worthwhile enterprise(like the art of Steranko). I have to kick the door in, wave a shotgun in one hand and a twinkie in the other and shout at the top of my being, "Where in FUCK is the shit?!?"
And still I get nothing.
This time the search invovled "Kirby Krackles" (or "Kirby Dots"). Those various shaped circles that usually denote crackling energy blasts or power sources.
The secret, I've gleaned, is the negative space around the dots. That's where the power lies.
Kirby did this little trick back in the 60s. He really was ahead of his time.
Here's a screenshot of the first page of Penciljack's forum.
A more formal critique of the Kirby Crackle is at Two Morrows.
Posted by Groonk at 01:54 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Comics
December 08, 2005
Mondolithic Maxim World Mash Ups
Over at Mondolithic, KennB shared his World Power Mashups that he made for Maxim magazine.
Here are a couple:
The gallery for all 10 of them begins here.
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Posted by Groonk at 06:19 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
December 01, 2005
Classic Poet's Speak from their Grave Through the Interwub
The Poetry Archive also aims to ensure current leading English-speaking poets are recorded reading their own work for future generations.
The free archive has been created by UK Poet Laureate Andrew Motion and recording producer Richard Carrington.
They say the website will prove invaluable for students and teachers.
"Actors may, or may not, read poems well, but poets have unique rights to their work, and unique insights and interests to offer as we hear their idiom, pacing, tone and emphases," said Mr Motion.
"They all, in their different ways, validate the intention of the archive to preserve the mystery of poetry while tearing away some of the prejudices which can make it appear unduly 'difficult' or separate from familiar life.
You can find The Poetry Archive after the jump.
(via bbcnews)
Posted by Groonk at 05:04 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Digital Share
November 30, 2005
Flipbook Action
In dabbling with the idea of simple animation, I racked my brain for weeks figuring out how to do it. There are books and internet tutorials of course, but I just have to do things the hard way.
In the latest Bre Petis Room 132 podcast, he had his kids make simple flip book animation. Which re-reminded me to KISS.
There are lots of things eating other things in the Room 132 flipbook action though. I wonder if his kids are mental.(I like the demon turning into penguin then eating a fish book the best. Maybe that makes me mental.)
Man I was so burned when it came to my public education. Did we make flipbooks back then? Hell no!
Just call me Bitter Groonk.
Posted by Groonk at 02:43 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Podcast
November 10, 2005
Rows of Nude Ladies Far as the Mouse can Scroll
Mise a Nu is an interesting/odd work by Reynald Drouhin. Be sure to mouse over the scrolling ladies:
(via DT)
Posted by Groonk at 02:54 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Flash, Sex
October 26, 2005
Ready Mechs
Tiny-ish boxes of death that you download, print out on 8.5"x11" sheets, and fold into creation:
(via Fwis)
Posted by Groonk at 10:45 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Holiday, Robots
The Octacube Delves into the Fourth Dimension
Sometimes you think on an idea so hard and for so long that the 'verse can't help but send you what you need.
There's a flash video of the thing here.
(via warren ellis)
Posted by Groonk at 12:36 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Flash, Research
October 19, 2005
Jim Bumgardner is an App Creating GENIUS
On the one hand Jim Bumgardner made this mind geekingly cool collage of covers from the visual index of science fiction cover art which is arranged horizontally by time, and vertically by average hue.
I waste hours flipping around in there.
He also made a Flickr texture picker.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 04:29 AM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Apps, Art, Flickrlicious
October 04, 2005
La-la Land Lunchbox Art Show
The show is over but there are lots of lunchboxes still available for buying.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 12:34 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
October 02, 2005
You Can Talk to a "Psycho" Like a Normal Human Being
My favorite Flickr photographer, Rebekka, gets her first interview.
Posted by Groonk at 04:19 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Flickrlicious, Interviews
September 13, 2005
Hand-Carved with Love... from Russia
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 01:49 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
September 12, 2005
The Art of (Red) Bull
Found this Flickr set by coda and was all ready to mock the hell out of it. Then I found these photos:
...and was thus put in my place. Pretty good shit there.
Maybe the Red Bull Art of Can exhibit will become an annual thing.
As per usual, click on the pics for bigger images.
Posted by Groonk at 03:32 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Flickrlicious
September 06, 2005
Another way to Shoot a Script
Screenwriter Tom Benedek has decided that shooting the shit out of his unproduced scripts is a good idea.
Initially, he considered chopping the scripts into small cubes with a table saw and filming the process. Then he had a vision of one of his scripts, riddled with bullets, bronzed.
Somehow, that image stuck. He hired a shooting coach and the project grew into a serious endeavor, step by step. "It started as 'I'm just going to do one for myself.' I'd do it, and have it bronzed like a baby shoe," he said.
But it turned out to be complicated to make a bronze sculpture out of paper, and every two or three weeks Mr. Benedek would explore another step to make it work. He tracked down a foundry that could perform an age-old process, eventually using a wax mold and a rubberlike cast as preludes to pouring the bronze. And he found that the objects he was creating - the shot-up scripts - were visually intricate and often quite beautiful. A local gallery owner suggested he photograph them.
"It just snowballed," Mr. Benedek explained.
[...]
He entered the movie business because he wanted to be a cinematographer. But his first break in the industry, in the 1970's, came from writing a screenplay, so he took that road instead.
It has turned out to be a path of only intermittent satisfaction. But the photographs and sculptures - those have turned out to be exciting, and deeply satisfying. The poster-size prints are exotic swirls of torn paper and random words like "love" and "time." The 30-pound bronze sculptures, pockmarked with holes, have their titles etched in gold letters: "Viagra Falls," a comedy written for the production company Working Title in 2001; "Spells," a 1986 rewrite of a horror film.
After two more rounds, Mr. Benedek reels in the script, now puckered and swollen by the force of the bullets. He flips it over to shoot the other side. "I feel like I'm creating something new from something old," he says, refilling the clip.
But is he still a screenwriter? Mr. Benedek hesitates before answering, as if weighing how prospective employers will perceive his response. Finally, he answers glumly: "Yeah. I just got a call to go to a meeting."
(via nytimes)
Posted by Groonk at 09:21 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
August 29, 2005
It's Monday
(via vinathegreat)
Posted by Groonk at 12:22 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Art, Flickrlicious, Funny
August 27, 2005
Twisty Building
And it's the Nordic's tallest skyscraper.
(via ponzu)
Posted by Groonk at 10:26 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
More than one way for a bunny to commit suicide
I now know it to be factually true.
UPDATE 8-28-03: I found an entire Flickr set of Bunny Suicides with a handful of new ones.
(via aj's piece o the web)
Posted by Groonk at 09:41 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Comics, Funny
August 16, 2005
Babes of Flickr
There are lots more flickrlicous babes to be found at the Babes of Flickr.
Posted by Groonk at 03:16 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Sex
August 04, 2005
Not a dog but a god
(link via b55seddel)
Posted by Groonk at 01:48 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Culture, Myth, Research
August 03, 2005
Freaky Fractals
More fractal art. Still researching that too.
I would post a sample but they disabled right-click. And it's a bother to make screen caps and the like.
Posted by Groonk at 02:44 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
August 01, 2005
Paper Masters
Beautiful shapes made from paper:
(via goto+play)
Posted by Groonk at 05:26 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
July 27, 2005
Klown Papers
Pretty cool wallpapers done by a bloke named Klowner.
(via digg)
Posted by Groonk at 07:55 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Wallpapers
All over the world
I went browsing Flickr's most popular tags. I found some interesting photostreams.
The Solo Backpacker's been all over the world. I'm extremely jealous.
Freddy lives in Portland, OR. She's 30 but already taken.
Following a London tag revealed a very evil looking Yoda on tathei's stream.
A mega city shot from Tokyo Tower drew me to Shagadelicbabe's stream.
I'm stopping this tour with notforsale's view of New Zealand. His Lights and Urban Environs set is nothing short of inspiring.
To me anyway.
Posted by Groonk at 03:23 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Culture, Photos2, World
June 29, 2005
Communist propaganda posters collected
A pauper's graveyard full of vintage propaganda posters from Russia.
The gun to the back while viewing is optional.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 05:57 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
June 28, 2005
Art of Science
Tons of eye pleasing images taken from all fields in the science community now featured in the 1st Annual Art of Scince contest.
Shown above, ants color marked for lab study.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 04:10 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
June 16, 2005
More War Propaganda
Notice that it is a very female hat. I find this strange since soldiers gossip more than a neighborhood bridge club.
(link via MedciMike)
Posted by Groonk at 11:03 AM | Comments (1) | Ministry of Art, WorldWarII
The Dream Project
Neil Gaiman had a strange and wonderful dream. Someone saw fit to animate it.
But he's not the only one who gets dream animation interpretation.
I should send in some of my dreams.
Posted by Groonk at 10:44 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
May 06, 2005
Excellent Photoshop Funnies
worth 1000 mates films with other films for funnies
something awful transforms Superman w/o a phonebooth
I would post examples but Ican't be bothered at the moment. Trust me when I say they're worth mulling through.
It's Friday. What else you got to do?
Posted by Groonk at 02:11 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
April 22, 2005
I Forgot "Howls"
I grabbed this Howl's Moving Castle one-sheet some time last week and forgot all about it.

brought to you by storytelling god: Hayao Miyazaki
Following the picture link will lead you to a trailer.
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