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May 31, 2006

More US News Stations Try to Pass Fake News as Real

I first heard about this on The Daily Show of all places. I think it was a Lewis Black(Back in Black) piece. Apparently, it's the only place to get real news amongst the fake.

Federal authorities are investigating dozens of American television stations for broadcasting items produced by the Bush administration and major corporations, and passing them off as normal news.

Some of the fake news segments talked up success in the war in Iraq, or promoted the companies’ products.

Investigators from the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) are seeking information about stations across the country after a report produced by a campaign group detailed the extraordinary extent of the use of such items.

The report, by the non-profit group Centre for Media and Democracy, found that over a 10-month period at least 77 television stations were making use of the faux news broadcasts, known as Video News Releases (VNRs). Not one told viewers who had produced the items.

“We know we only had partial access to these VNRs and yet we found 77 stations using them,” said Diana Farsetta, one of the group’s researchers…

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 05:47 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, USA

May 29, 2006

Alex Toth Died the Other Day

Alex Toth (1928-2006). As I read it, he was best know for design and storyboard work in 60s and 70s cartoons. Space Ghost, Super Friends and Sealab 2020 to name a few. His work was remixed recently and became Sealab 2021.

Alex Toth was known as something of an irascible guy. I know little about that personally -- when I worked at The Comics Journal we occasionally listened to a tape of Toth made during a cut-short interview because he was so brutal, straightforward and funny -- but I do know that he was never rewarded by his chosen medium in two of the most basic ways that matter: opportunity and reward. He earned far more of a right than he spent in terms of speaking back to comics, whether it was criticism of art that fell short or a more personal confrontation. The sad thing about Toth as opposed to other square pegs in round holes in comics history is that Toth's work surely indicates he was present to the possibilities in more mainstream genres than perhaps any great comics artist ever. He wasn't "out there" -- his work influenced the mainstream of comics history at the major houses, and inspired artists who generally went on to become workhorses as opposed to arthouse favorites. That he still didn't quite fit into the industry in a way befitting his skill and passion is one of those unknowable things in comics history. Hopefully, Toth will continue to live on in a variety of ways and in a variety of publishing platforms in a way that does justice to his life in art.

Posted by Groonk at 11:55 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

No Longer "Crackin' Skulls"

Paul Gleason(1944-2006) died the other day. 80s kids remember his work on Trading Places and as the skull cracking principal from the classic Hughes film, The Breakfast Club.

Paul Gleason, who played the go-to bad guy in "Trading Places" and the angry high school principal in "The Breakfast Club," has died. He was 67. Gleason died at a local hospital Saturday of mesothelioma, a rare form of lung cancer linked to asbestos, said his wife, Susan Gleason.

"Whenever you were with Paul, there was never a dull moment," his wife said. "He was awesome."

A native of Miami, Gleason was an avid athlete. Before becoming an actor, he played Triple-A minor league baseball for a handful of clubs in the late 1950s.

Gleason honed his acting skills with his mentor Lee Strasberg, whom he studied with at the Actors Studio beginning in the mid-1960s, family members said.

Through his career, Gleason appeared in over 60 movies that included "Die Hard," "Johnny Be Good," and "National Lampoon's Van Wilder." Most recently, Gleason made a handful of television appearances in hit shows such as "Friends" and "Seinfeld."

Gleason's passions went beyond acting. He had recently published a book of poetry.

"He was an athlete, an actor and a poet," said his daughter, Shannon Gleason-Grossman. "He gave me and my sister a love that is beyond description that will be with us and keep us strong for the rest of our lives."

Actor Jimmy Hawkins, a friend of Gleason's since the 1960s, said he remembered Gleason for a sharp sense of humor.

"He just always had great stories to tell," Hawkins said.

(via ONTD)

Posted by Groonk at 11:35 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, People Who Died, USA

May 27, 2006

X-Men Comic History is Weighted and Measured

IGN counted down The 25 Greatest Moments in X-Men History. Although I haven't read all the ones mentioned, I have read more than the average joe. I'll be damned if I can't find fault with any of their choices.

All IGN really did was make me want to hunt down a few more trade paper backs.

Of those that I have read, these stand out:

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(l,r)Genosha Destroyed; Days of Future Past; Proteus Disassembled; God Loves, Man Kills

I would include the Colossal Bar Brawl with Juggernaut but that was just before my time.

(via ign.com)

Posted by Groonk at 03:39 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, History

WATCH: Mr Rogers Kick Senatorial Ass and Take Name

The embedding has been disabled but follow the link and watch Mr Rogers take down a Senator.

In 1969 the US Senate had a hearing on funding the newly developed Corporation for Public Broadcasting. The proposed endowment was $20 million, but President Nixon wanted it cut in half because of the spending going on in the Vietnam War. This is an video clip of the exchange between Mr. Rogers and Senator Pastore, head of the hearing. Senator Pastore starts out very abrasive and by the time Mr. Rogers is done talking, Senator Pastore's inner child has heard Mr. Rogers and agreed with him. Enjoy.

(via youtube)

Update: What do ya know. Google Video is sharing the embedding.

Posted by Groonk at 03:16 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat, USA, Video

May 26, 2006

Diesel Sweeties + Groonk = BFF

Diesel Sweeties is a webcomic. Diesel Sweeties is funny. If Diesel Sweeties were a girl, she'd be that girl you wouldn't take home to mother...also known as the perfect woman.

I like Diesel Sweeties a lot.


Read all of "Creationism is like a box of chocolates. It melts under hot lights." It's chock full of Teh Funny.

(via Diesel Sweeties)

Posted by Groonk at 01:12 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Digital Share, Funny

"Dracorex hogwartsia" is a Silly Name

hogwartsdino.jpgboingboing says:

A dragon-like dinosaur unearthed in South Dakota has been named "Dracorex hogwartsia" (Dragon King of Hogwarts) with the help of a group of kids at the Children's Museum of Indianapolis. The name has received the blessing of JK Rowling, who says it will give her more cred with her "science-loving family."

discovery.com says:
The newly described horny-headed dinosaur Dracorex hogwartsia lived about 66 million years ago in South Dakota, just a million years short of the extinction of all dinosaurs. But its flat, almost storybook-style dragon head has overturned everything paleontologists thought they knew about the dome-head dinos called pachycephalosaurs.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 01:02 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, History

Cephalopods, Astronauts, and Dinosaurs are Wearable

This Not All Dreams shirt by Ryan North makes me want to laugh and cry. It generally leaves me feeling confused and wanting to spend money:

It also comes in a 3 pack including a dinosaur and an octopus. Who wouldn't want to wear those creatures somewhere on their body?
(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 12:33 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Marketing

May 25, 2006

Superman is a Tulpa

Neil Gaiman and Adam Rogers penned an article on the power and myth of Superman. I find myself reading it repeatedly.

About a decade ago, Alvin Schwartz, who wrote Superman comic strips in the 1940s and '50s, published one of the great Odd Books of our time. In An Unlikely Prophet, reissued in paperback this spring, Schwartz writes that Superman is real. He is a tulpa, a Tibetan word for a being brought to life through thought and willpower. Schwartz also says a Hawaiian kahuna told him that Superman once traveled 2,000 years back in time to keep the island chain from being destroyed by volcanic activity. Maybe it happened, maybe it didn't, but it does sound like a job for Superman - all in a day's work for a guy who can squeeze coal into diamonds. Schwartz then tells of his own encounter with Superman in a New York taxi, when he learned firsthand that Superman's cape is, in fact, more than mere fabric.

[...]

Superman stands between humanity and a capricious universe.
(read the entire article)

I do disagree with the statement that, "Bruce Wayne plays Batman." In my mind, Bruce Wayne is the facade that Batman puts up in order to deflect accusing eyes. If you could talk to Bruce...if he were standing flesh and blood in front of you and you asked him the honest truth, "Who are you really?" I'm dead sure he would say, "I'm Batman," without hesitation or campy intent.

(via wired news)

Posted by Groonk at 02:17 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Just Freaking Neat, Myth, Research

Mystical Martial Arts Cat, Varjak Paw

It may be a kids book, reading ages 9-12, but it sounds like the most brilliant thing ever.

Varjak Paw (http://www.varjakpaw.com) is about a cat who does martial arts, and is published by Random House. The sequel "The Outlaw Varjak Paw" is out in November.

Posted by Groonk at 06:06 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books

Joss Whedon Writes in Drag

His words, not mine. Honest. No hyperbole here. Read the entire interview and understand.

Q: How about the way you use metaphor? Firefly doesn't have monsters and demons, but even when you did in Buffy, they always seemed like ways of talking about emotional realities.

[...]

Buffy came right after that. They said, "Do you want to do a show?" And I thought, "High school as a horror movie." And it really was. And so the metaphor that I had begun to strike at in Alien: Resurrection became the central concept behind Buffy, and that's how I sold it, and that’s what they bought, and they got it, and they let me do it — and after that, everything was about it.

And then we came to Firefly, and Serenity, where I took away the metaphorical aspect — but science-fiction always opens you up to every element of history that you want, because the future is just the past in a blender. And so rather than a straight-on metaphor, it was more an idea of, "I can take anything from the human experience that I've read about or felt or seen — like, what is it like after a war? And it doesn’t matter which war or which country — what is it like for the people who lost?"

It's always about people. The idea behind the show was to take nine people and say, "Nine people look out into the blackness of space and see nine different things." That is the show. With the movie, obviously, you can't just say something that vague; I had to make the movie more specific. It's about freedom and about how much you can take, and how much you can control people, even for their own good, before you lose them.

(via whedonesque and she bytches)

Posted by Groonk at 05:55 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Interviews, Just Freaking Neat

May 24, 2006

A Sex Theme Park will Open in London

...

I wonder who the mascot will be.

A £7m sex theme park, which has no rides, is to open in London's West End later this year.

Visitors to Amora - The Academy of Sex and Relationships at the Trocadero in Piccadilly, will pass through seven zones including Pleasure and Orgasm.

The 10,500sq-ft exhibit is designed to "separate fact from myth and educate everyone into being better lovers".

You have to be aged 18 and over to get in and tickets will cost £15 for the attraction which opens on 7 September.

Organizers expect 600K visitors. I think they greatly underestimate the power of sex.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 08:55 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Sex

Life After War is a Struggle

Article on current, and past, vets problems with adjusting with civilian life:

"When they went into the service, they had no experience looking for a job. They're totally lost,� Dozier says. �They don't know how to convert their [military occupation specialties] to something that would relate to private business. Nobody wants to hire you. You're depressed and on top of that you're starting to have bad thoughts about what you did in the war.�

Next comes self-medicating with drugs or alcohol. Divorce, crime, homelessness and suicide might follow. Heading off these tragedies takes early intervention in the forms of job and stress counseling and education, Dozier says.

But the agency whose job it is to care for the nation�s 26 million vets is under-funded and ill-equipped to address the problem, critics say. The VA, which spends more than $70 billion annually (half of it for medical care), has suffered budget shortfalls for years. Last year it came up $3 billion short.

Exploding enrollment and skyrocketing medical costs are partly to blame. �[The] VA has experienced unprecedented growth in the medical system workload over the past few years,� reads a Department statement. �The number of patients treated increased by 22 percent from 4.1 million in 2001 to more than 5.3 million in 2005.�

�This Administration still does not count caring for veterans as part of the cost of war,� contends Sen. Daniel Akaka (D-Hawaii), ranking member of the Senate Veterans� Affairs Committee. �[The] VA wildly underestimated the number of younger vets returning from Iraq and Afghanistan.

(via military.com)

Posted by Groonk at 08:09 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of War

Whedon Writes Buffy Season 8 for Dark Horse

And all the Scoobies in all the land simultaneously orgasm and grab a cigarette.

Familiarity. It was announced yesterday that Joss is doing BUFFY Season 8 as a comics-only project -- season 7 having been the last of the TV show. The reaction was interesting to be, as it relates to something I've been working on.

How awesome. Well, it's only awesome cause Whedon is writing them. The monthly Buffy book Dark Horse had running was complete crap. Generic stories. Generic writers(at least all the books I bought from it). The only books from that Whedon-verse that was worth something was "Tales of the Slayers" and "Tales of the Vampires" TPBs. Both incredibly readable without having seen the TV series.

Now where's my cigarette?

Update: 7d reminded me that I forgot Melaka Fray. A future slayer book also written by Whedon.

(via Bad Signal and Whedonesque)


Nikki gets the job done

Uncle Pointy weaves a yarn

Posted by Groonk at 07:25 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

Freemium is the New Business Casual

The Madrid-based startup Fon, in which Skype is an investor, turns the freemium idea on its head – and takes Web 2.0 a step further – by letting users make money by doing without features. Fon has a mad scheme to cover the earth with inexpensive, in some cases free, Wi-Fi. It even has its own crazy lexicon. People who have bought a Fon wireless router (or installed free Fon software on their own router) are Foneros; those who haven’t are dismissed as Aliens. Some Foneros choose to share their connections with one another in return for free Net access at any Fon hot spot; they’re called Linuses (after Linus Torvalds). Others, known as Bills (as in Gates), choose to pay for access at Fon hot spots. In return, they get a cut of the revenue when an Alien pays to log on through their router.

In the old days, building an international telecom infrastructure and growing its market share required a colossal pool of capital. Today, Foneros do both of those jobs themselves. Sure, the company has $22 million to burn, which is nothing to sneeze at. But it also has an advisory board full of A-list bloggers like Dan Gillmor and David Weinberger, a powerful engine propelling the network to critical mass.

Bloggers are sometimes pigeon-holed as pundits or journalists. In the Web 2.0 economy, they can be kingmakers, channeling crowds of willing participants wherever- they like.

(via wired)

Posted by Groonk at 12:51 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Linkable

The Million Dollar Website is Unsinkable

A brief biography of Million Dollar Web Page Alex Tew and how he fought off some web extortionists on Wired News. Excerpt below:

Tew gulped. "I felt gutted," he recalls. He had a good idea who "they" were. The week before, he had received an email from Dark Group, hackers who threatened a coordinated strike unless he paid $5,000 by January 10. The message read: "[It's] not much money, from the news we heard about you and the amount of money you earned via your Web site."

Tew was being extorted - an experience that is becoming more and more common in cyberspace. A rash of such attacks against gambling sites first swept the Net in 2004. Now, according to a survey by InformationWeek and Carnegie Mellon University, 17 percent of small and midsize businesses report being targeted. But Tew cockily shrugged off the extortionists. He wasn't some broke kid from the sticks anymore; he was a self-made millionaire man.

The Dark Group called his bluff. “Hello u website is under us attack," they emailed, with a demand for $50,000. "if u pay we do not ddos u site even again! and u hava a nice life :)" Given his promise to advertisers, an outage could get him sued. That's when Tew's entrepreneurial instinct kicked in. He struck a deal with a Web security company, which agreed to protect his site in exchange for a plug in Tew’s blog. The page went live again. The FBI started an investigation.

"Perhaps the attackers have inadvertently done me a favour!" Tew later blogged. Word of the hit had increased his site's traffic, proving one of the great axioms of business: There's no such thing as bad PR. The pixelpreneur is now doing speaking engagements, writing an ebook, and developing a TV show about his experience.

Another plus for being obscure.

(via wired news)

Posted by Groonk at 12:31 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Marketing

May 23, 2006

House Makes Funny Faces

I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a funny House M.D. avatar. Seeing as tonight's the season finale and that cantankerous old bastard gets shot by an old patient. I'll post'em.


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who's house? runs house!

(via more livejournal diving)

Posted by Groonk at 05:27 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem

Lionel Ritchie Makes Grown Iraqi Men Cry

Grown Iraqi men get misty-eyed by the mere mention of his name. "I love Lionel Richie," they say. Iraqis who do not understand a word of English can sing an entire Lionel Richie song.

[...]

I asked Richie if he knows just how big he is here. He said, "The answer is, I'm huge, huge in the Arab world. The answer as to why is, I don't have the slightest idea."

He has performed in Morocco, Dubai, Qatar and Libya. There is obviously something up there. The more we talked, the more he theorized as to the reasons his music might be so popular here. He thinks it is because of the simple message in his music: Love.


Richie says he was told Iraqis were playing "All Night Long," on the streets the night U.S. tanks rolled into the country in 2003.

The mere thought of grown Iraqi men shuffling throgh the streets and all of a sudden breaking into a rendition of "Dancing on the Ceiling" is enough to make me feel warm inside. Of course, that warmth is from the pee I couldn't hold back when I double over from a horrendous case of laughter.

(via oh no they didn't)
(I'm developing quite a crush on that site.)

Posted by Groonk at 04:55 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, World

Merry Mutant Mayhem

Three X-Men based avatars:


And one X-adjacent:

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darwin rulez

(via livejournal)

Posted by Groonk at 08:51 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem

US Veterans Data Stolen

WASHINGTON -- Thieves took sensitive personal information on 26.5 million U.S. veterans, including Social Security numbers and birth dates, after a Veterans Affairs employee improperly brought the material home, the government said Monday.

The information involved mainly those veterans who served and have been discharged since 1975, said VA Secretary Jim Nicholson. Data of veterans discharged before 1975 who submitted claims to the agency may have been included.

Nicholson said there was no evidence the thieves had used the data for identity theft, and an investigation was continuing.

[...]

Sen. John Kerry, D-Massachusetts, who is a Vietnam veteran, said he would introduce legislation to require the VA to provide credit reports to the veterans affected by the theft.

"This is no way to treat those who have worn the uniform of our country," Kerry said. "Someone needs to be fired."

The VA said it was notifying members of Congress and the individual veterans about the burglary. It has set up a call center at 1-800-FED-INFO and website for veterans who believe their information has been misused.

Posted by Groonk at 12:47 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of USA

May 22, 2006

WATCH: The Trojan Nuclear Plant Implode

Trojan Nuclear Power Plant in Rainier, Oregon was imploded on purpose and fully controlled. Anti Trojan activists were giddy with excitment.

Controlled implosions are neat.

(via ponzu)

Posted by Groonk at 04:50 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Video

A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall....Again

eyeholeofdeath.jpgThis year's Atlantic hurricane season will be "above normal", according to the US climate agency.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (Noaa) predicts there will be 13-16 named storms, four of which will be "major storms".

But it says 2006 will be less active than last year's record-breaking season which saw Hurricane Katrina cause widespread devastation.

The US hurricane season starts on 1 June and lasts until 30 November.

"Noaa is predicting an above normal hurricane season, with 13-16 named storms, of which eight to 10 are predicted to become hurricanes," the agency's administrator, Vice Admiral Conrad Lautenbacher, said on Monday.

Time to sure-up the defenses and emergency rations. My compound will be as impenetrable as Bob Rue's.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 04:30 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of USA

May 21, 2006

The MPAA Protects Your Children

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A poster for a documentary about the U.S. detention camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, has run afoul of the Motion Picture Association of America.

The poster for 'The Road to Guantanamo' depicts a detainee hanging by his handcuffed wrists with a burlap bag over his head and blindfold over the bag, The Washington Post reported.

The documentary tells the story of three British men who were held at Guantanamo for more than two years before being released without ever being charged.

The poster was rejected one day after it was submitted to the MPAA, which attaches ratings to U.S. films.

A spokesman for the film's distributor, Roadside Attractions, said the MPAA said the image was not appropriate for the eyes of children.

A new poster, which got MPAA approval, shows only a pair of shackled hands and arms.

The film is due to open in U.S. theaters June 23.

The uncensored image definitely has more of an impact. I wonder where the MPAA's delicate sensibilities were for damn near any horror movie poster I've seen in the last 20 years?

(via oh no they didn't)

Posted by Groonk at 03:48 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, One Sheets

The Moon might be Hiding Aliens

When astronauts return to the Moon, they should keep their eyes peeled for extraterrestrial artefacts – pieces of technology from alien civilisations that have wound up on the lunar surface either by chance or design.

So says Ian Crawford, a researcher from University of London’s Birkbeck College in the UK. He told a SETI specialist meeting of the Royal Astronomical Society (RAS) in London last week that although he considers such a find a long-shot, it is definitely worth bearing in mind.

“This is not a primary reason to go back to the Moon – there are very strong scientific reasons for going back. But if we go back to the Moon in the next 20 or 30 years, then amongst those things we might like to keep our eyes open for are alien artefacts,” Crawford told New Scientist.

20 or 30 years? I can't wait 2 minutes for my coffee water to boil!

(via new scientist)

Posted by Groonk at 03:01 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Science

The Fast Food Industry is Still Evil

Fast Food Nation, the next Big Hollywood salvo against the fast food industry since Super Size Me, is set to hit theatres.

Click the baby to reveal the trailer on You Tube.

Seriously. Who casts untalented hacks in their movie?

Oh wait.

(via oh no they didn't)

Posted by Groonk at 02:40 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, Trailers

They Call Her Flipper, Flipper, Faster Than Lightning?

turtlebot_goto.jpg A new robot is shedding light on the locomotion of modern aquatic animals, and may also provide insight on how prehistoric giants such as the plesiosaur swam.

The biologically-inspired Madeleine robot, announced this month in the debut issue of Bioinspiration & Biomimetics, is an autonomous vehicle with four flippers designed to pitch up and down.

By experimenting with different combinations of flipper motion, biologist John Long of Vassar College and his team compared the efficiency two-flippered and four-flippered motion.

"What Madeleine has shown is that there are distinct differences and advantages to using just two. This has relevance to looking at the evolution of mammals themselves," said Frank Fish, professor of biology at West Chester University in Pennsylvania. Fish, an expert in the biomechanics of swimming animals, is not associated with the research.

(via discovery channel)

Posted by Groonk at 11:12 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Robots

May 20, 2006

Somewhere a Clock is Ticking

A sizable directory of Internet Clocks, Counters, and Countdowns.

The clock that piqued my interest was the Mars24 Sunclock on the Goddard Institute of Space Studies page.

marsclockscreenshot521.jpgMars24 is a Java program and browser applet which displays a Mars "sunclock", a graphical representation of the planet Mars showing its current sun- and nightsides, along with a numerical readout of the time in 24-hour format. Other displays include a plot showing the relative orbital positions of Mars and Earth and a diagram showing the solar angle for a given location on Mars.

[...]

(Alternate) Time Systems -- Doomsday -- Miscellaneous -- National Debt

Population -- Sun -- Planetary -- Current Time -- Time Lines -- Countdown

Counters/Trackers -- Clock, Counter, Countdown Code -- Meta Clock Pages -- Year 2000
(Those listed immediately above are merely section titles.)

Posted by Groonk at 05:53 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Apps, Mars, Research

DIY Stone Golem made of Mattresses

This homemade bit of goodness totally shames the Fantastic Four movie's The Thing aka Ben Grimm. Leave it to a bunch of rpg nerds/geeks to outdo a Hollywood film.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 01:37 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Video

MASHUP: What if "The Ten Commandments" were an 80s Teen Comedy

This bit of genius blends John Hughes-like teen comedy with the Charlton Heston vehicle The Ten Commandments.

Watch this editing comedy gem after the jump.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 01:23 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Just Freaking Neat, Video

The Tale of the Talking Fish

It's rare that I hear of a thing having religious symbology found on it that doesn't involve Jesus or the Virgin Mary.

koranicfish.jpgA fish with markings that resembled a Koranic text has been found by Kenyan officials after vanishing from the fisheries office where it was stored.

The tuna fish, which had provoked intense interest from Muslims, had apparently been stolen by people posing as National Museum officials.

The fish was found at the shop where it had first come to public attention.

The fish was being studied to find out if the Arabic inscription "You are the best provider" was natural or a hoax.

Sceptics say the writing was the work of someone who caught the fish and then threw it back into the sea.

But others say this would be impossible, and local imams are said to have been talking in the mosques about the fish.

[...]

The text is close to the Koranic verse: "Wa anta khair al-raziqin"

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 01:07 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Religion

Cuba shares over 20K Hemingway papers with US

Cuba is sending the US copies of more than 20,000 papers relating to the Nobel Prize winning American writer Ernest Hemingway.

The move is part of a deal on restoring Hemingway's legacy that, correspondents say, has united the usually feuding governments of Havana and Washington.

The papers sent to the US Library of Congress include copies of Hemingway's letters and some of his famous novels.

Hemingway spent much of his time living in Cuba between 1939 and 1960.

[...]

The documents sent include copies of letters in which Hemingway outlines his stance on World War Two and the Spanish Civil War.

(via bbc news)

Posted by Groonk at 12:52 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, History

May 19, 2006

Ian McKellen made me laugh

Actor Ian McKellen, 66, shocked his Da Vinci Code costars during an interview with Matt Lauer on the Today show this morning. The film has inspired controversy from the Catholic sect, Opus Dei, which has asked that a disclaimer be added to the film to clearly delineate the movie as fictitious.

Broadcasting from the Cannes Film Festival, Lauer addressed the cast:

"People wanted this to say 'Fiction fiction fiction!' How would you have all felt if there was a disclaimer at the beginning of the movie? Would it have been okay with you?"

"I've often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer at the front saying 'This is fiction.'" McKellen responded. "I mean walking on water? I mean, it takes an act of faith."

McKellan went on to say he found the Bible "somewhat preachy" and called the ending "a bit of a downer."

Gandalf/Magento gets cool points from me.

(via oh no they didn't)

Posted by Groonk at 02:06 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables, Religion

May 18, 2006

When all else fails...Dance Part 5: Aquaman, the TV show, is dead

The rumors about the death of the Aquaman TV show called Mercy Reef turned out to be true. But Arthur doesn't seem too broken up about it.

Old Adult Swim commercials still have The Awesome.

More Aquaman Dance Parties after the jump. Watch them while you're able.

(via warren ellis via youtube)

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MASHUP: Weathermole tells you about the rain

Julien Chastang mashed up Google and your local weather. If your local weather is in the continental US.

Sorry, Rest of the World. Your ass has to look out a window.

WeatherMole is a mashup combining two services. The weather forecast component is from NOAA's Experimental National Digital Forecast Database XML Web Service and the map component is from Google Maps.
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some cows may experience dew

(via rocketboom)

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FREE "Korndogs" of Doom

Danger Doom that is.

"Korndogs" is a new tune from that dynamic duo of DJ Danger Mouse and MF DOOM. Adult Swim has it ready for download on their site.

I hear that a new Danger Doom album is in the offing. One can only hope.

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The Sinking of the Big O

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The USS Oriskany sleeps with the fishes
The U.S.S. Oriskany (oh-RISK'-uh-nee) is at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.

There, the retired aircraft carrier will begin a new tour of duty as the world's largest intentionally created reef.

Navy divers detonated 500 pounds of explosives aboard the rusting ship yesterday to send it on a 212-foot plunge.

The Wiki site has loads of info on the history of the Oriskany.

(via al.com)

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May 16, 2006

Zombies make great pets

It's so "unique" that it could work.

FidoPostersmall.jpgWelcome to Willard, a small town lost in the idyllic world of the 50's, where the sun shines every day, everybody knows their neighbor, and rotting zombies carry the mail.

Years ago, the earth passed through a cloud of space dust, causing the dead to rise with an insatiable hunger for human flesh. Terror spread across the land, until a collar was invented that made the zombies docile, even useful. A company was born: ZomCon. Thanks to their patented domestication collar, zombies became gardeners, milkmen, servants, even pets. ZomCon would like everyone to believe that they have the world under control - but do they?

Timmy Robinson doesn't think so. He thinks the world is "phony-baloney". An awkward loner, Timmy spends so much time in his room even his own parents don't notice him. So when Mom buys a zombie to help around the house, Timmy is surprised, and even curious, when the beast wants to play catch. When the zombie saves him from the local bullies, a true friendship is born, and Timmy names the zombie, "Fido".

But Fido's collar goes on the fritz, and the neighbors start paying the ultimate price. To complicate matters, ZomCon's notorious zombie-control specialist, Mr. Bottoms, has moved in across the street.

What begins as a small town story about a boy and his best friend, becomes a biting satire about our world, the price of fear, and the rewards of risking love. "Fido" will rip your heart out.

Reminds me of My Boyfriends Back. An earlier zombie/comedy flick with embedded with social commentary.

(via oh no they didn't)

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Brazilians had their own stonehenge

brazilianstone2.jpg Brazilian archaeologists have found an ancient stone structure in a remote corner of the Amazon that may cast new light on the region's past.

The site, thought to be an observatory or place of worship, pre-dates European colonisation and is said to suggest a sophisticated knowledge of astronomy.

Its appearance is being compared to the English site of Stonehenge.

It was traditionally thought that before European colonisation, the Amazon had no advanced societies.

(via warren ellis)

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Read it before it reads you

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Jessica Stover made a trailer for her book.

Genre: Thriller, Drama, Action, Adventure

Plot outline: Set against the violent underworld of black-market book publishing and a society that despises all things literary, a rookie author strives to bring her prose to the masses by going back to her online roots.

(via ajgentile)

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May 15, 2006

Steve McQueen might have been a Genius

The way this New York Times article gushes over the script McQueen worked on for over 2 years, you'd think the man rode his motorcycle over water and the water dared not get him wet.

WHEN Steve McQueen died 25 years ago in Juarez, Mexico, he left behind two children, some 30 movies and a legacy as "The King of Cool" (the title of a documentary about him). He also left behind two custom-made trunks containing 16 leather-bound notebooks full of drawings, photographs from period magazines, and a detailed script continuity — a screenplay without dialogue — written in a kind of hyper-stylized poetry. These materials were his plans for "Yucatan," the vanity project he yearned, but failed, to make.

A heist film and adventure epic, it would have married the sprawling canvas of films like "The Great Escape" and "Papillon" with the chase-scene histrionics of "Bullitt" (transferred to motorcycles, McQueen's lifelong passion) along with some ancient history and visionary science thrown in for good measure.

[...]

What he found when he got the trunks to his office floored him: 1,700 pages of hand-typed material, written by Steve McQueen over a two-year period from 1969 to 1970. It amounted to a proto-PowerPoint presentation for a finished film, in which an archaeologist from the Museum of London enlists a renegade Navy diver, who works for the oil companies and races motorcycles on the "shores of the Mojave," in a plan to explore the cenotes, caves in the Yucatan jungle that reveal underground lakes. Here, a millennium before, Mayan priests sacrificed virgins covered in gold and precious jewels, a fortune rumored to still adorn their skeletons at the bottom of these sacred wells.

The writing is filled with a reverence for nature and sympathy to the class struggle in Mexico, and there is a motorcycle chase spelled out in illustrated storyboards that McQueen planned as the most elaborate ever committed to film. In William F. Nolan's biography "McQueen," the actor describes the film as follows: "Our story will center on a guy who takes his cycle into the Mexican wilds on a personal treasure hunt. Naturally, I'll play the guy on the cycle."

In the wrong hands, this movie could easily turn to so much garbage. But in capable hands, man, it could be epic.

(via boingboing)

For the McQueen fan the notebooks, more than just a map to a movie, represent a rarely seen side of the actor.

Here's how McQueen closes his final meditation on "Yucatan":

He was parting the curtains on tomorrow
A commando on the liquid frontier...
The inheritors of that emerald planet
That jewel on the finger of the firmament
Ringed by its creator with sapphire seas
For the exaltation and the ultimate salvation of the Dominion of Man.

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ASSIST: Another step towards the Super Soldier

DARPA is at it again with ASSIST(Advanced Soldier Sensor Information System and Technology) which is a wearable system that can "augment a soldier's recall and reporting capability."

The sensors are expected to capture, classify and store such data as the sound of acceleration and deceleration of vehicles, images of people (including suspicious movements that might not be seen by the soldiers), speech and specific types of weapon fire.

A capacity to give GPS locations, an ability to translate Arabic signs and text into English, as well as on-command video recording also are being demonstrated in Aberdeen. Sensor system software is expected to extract keywords and create an indexed multimedia representation of information collected by different soldiers. For comparison purposes, the soldiers wearing the sensors will make an after-action report based on memory and then supplement that after-action report with information learned from the sensor data.

(via boingboing)

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The Porn Industry is Ballsy

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Hollywood has been tiptoeing its way toward letting consumers buy a movie online, burn it onto a DVD and watch it on a living-room TV. While the studios hesitate, the adult film industry is taking the leap.

Starting Monday, Vivid Entertainment says it will sell its adult films through the online movie service CinemaNow, allowing buyers to burn DVDs that will play on any screen, not just a computer.

It's another first for adult film companies that pioneered the home video market and rushed to the Internet when Hollywood studios still saw it as a threat.

"Leave it to the porn industry once again to take the lead on this stuff," said Michael Greeson, founder of The Diffusion Group, a consumer electronics think tank in Plano, Texas.

"The rest of Hollywood stands back and watches and lets the pornography industry work out all the bugs," he said.

Again, the mainstream suits are showed up by the "smut makers".

(via 7d)

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It'll surprise ya! OY!

Man, the eighties were a strange time. Australians like Men Without Hats, Jacko, and Crocodile Dundee roamed the Earth uncontested. Teaching us about chundering, daring us to knock batteries off their shoulders, and teasing us about our small knives.

(vintage commercial via ponzu)

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A guide to internet lingo that I thought I already had

Acronyms and emoticons have become the hieroglyphics of a hurried generation. They're informal, often clever, and they save time. But they aren't always appropriate. For instance, sprinkling emoticons throughout a message to a potential employer isn't a good idea--unless the employer is an 18-year-old chat-room habitué. And like any slang, the use of acronyms and emoticons can make those who don't know them feel excluded. So always be considerate about where you use Internet shorthand--and how often.

The following glossary will help you decipher the most commonly used acronyms and emoticons.

(via pcworld)

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Soylent Rice could cure Diarrhea

SAN FRANCISCO - A tiny biosciences company is developing a promising drug to fight diarrhea, a scourge among babies in the developing world, but it has made an astonishing number of powerful enemies because it grows the experimental drug in rice genetically engineered with a human gene.

Environmental groups, corporate food interests and thousands of farmers across the country have succeeded in chasing Ventria Bioscience's rice farms out of two states. And critics continue to complain that Ventria is recklessly plowing ahead with a mostly untested technology that threatens the safety of conventional crops grown for food.

"We just want them to go away," said Bob Papanos of the U.S. Rice Producers Association. "This little company could cause major problems."

Ventria, with 16 employees, practices "biopharming," the most contentious segment of agricultural biotechnology because its adherents essentially operate open-air drug factories by splicing human genes into crops to produce proteins that can be turned into medicines.

Ventria's rice produces two human proteins found in mother's milk, saliva and tears, which help people hydrate and lessen the severity and duration of diarrhea attacks, a top killer of children in developing countries.

But farmers, environmentalists and others fear that such medicinal crops will mix with conventional crops, making them unsafe to eat.

(via fark)

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May 13, 2006

MOVIES: Little Miss Sunshine

This could be the most brilliant movie I haven't seen. It's filled with actors I think are awesome and some whose awesomeness are yet to be determined.

» trailer

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE tells the story of the Hoovers, one of the most endearingly fractured families ever seen on motion picture screens. Together, the motley six-member family treks from Albuquerque to the Little Miss Sunshine pageant in Redondo Beach, California, to fulfill the deepest wish of 7-year-old Olive, an ordinary little girl with big dreams. Along the way the family must deal with crushed dreams, heartbreaks, and a broken-down VW bus, leading up to the surreal Little Miss Sunshine competition itself. On their travels through this bizarrely funny landscape, the Hoovers learn to trust and support each other along the path of life, no matter what the challenge.

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May 12, 2006

Another use for dead babies

No, it's not really dead babies. It is fucking weird to my eyes, though.

I see something like that and I'm reminded of Eddie Izzard in "Dress to Kill". That's not exactly 'babies on spikes' but it's equally as disturbing.

Definitely not a donut.

(via rocketboom blog)

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Stephen Colbert takes weird pictures

If Stephen Colbert was trying to look like an overly mascara'd Jon Stewart with pointy ears, he got the job done. Maybe he's upset that Brian Williams writeup for the Colbert entry in the Time 100: The People Who Shape Our World isn't very flattering. Clearly Williams doesn't understand the brilliance behind the Colbert Nation. Either Brian Williams is sitting on a porch and yelling at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn or he's using Colbertisms to explain the genius behind The Colbert Report. Oooh that Brian Williams, he's just too crafty for my little brain.

(via 2006 Time 100)

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Married to the Sea has impressive Vagina Clocks

This is a curious daily online comic.

(via 7d)

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King Dork: "Life is a wince-a-thon"

So there's this book called King Dork written by Frank Portman that's caught my eye.

Pop Candy says:

kingdorksmall.gif 6. It's a funny, intelligent, inspiring, can't-even-put- it-down-when-I- go-to- the-bathroom story. Seriously, I vowed to only write about this well-publicized book after I read it myself, and I'm happy to report that it's worth the hype.

The plot of King Dork involves a scrawny 10th grader trying to realize his rock 'n' roll dreams (and solve a murder mystery), but that's all you need to know. Skip the press and just read the dang thing. And for all of you doubters who don't believe you could appreciate something from the bookstore's "young adult" section, I suggest you bring those Harry Potter books out of hiding and get over it.

Here's the first chapter to get you started.

I read the excerpt and have come to one conclusion..."I am King Dork"

(via Pop candy)

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Loner Monkeys are Alcoholics

drunkmonkey_goto.jpgMay 9, 2006-Monkeys drink more alcohol when housed alone, and some like to end a long day in the lab with a boozy cocktail, according to a new analysis of alcohol consumption among members of a rhesus macaque social group.

[...]

The study, recently published in the journal Methods, also found that booze affects monkeys much the same way it affects people.

"It was not unusual to see some of the monkeys stumble and fall, sway, and vomit," Chen added. "In a few of our heavy drinkers, they would drink until they fell asleep."

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May 11, 2006

10 Years from Kingdom Come

CBR interviewed writer Mark Waid and artist Alex Ross about the 10 year anniversary of Kingdom Come. Jonah Weiland even (temporarily)posted his old Kingdom Come fan web site circa 1997.

It's scary how seeing that old site stirred long, gone net lurking memories of 1997. I used to visit Weiland's page about the KC book all the time.

Kingdom Come's premise was that superheroes grew older. Superman finally got fed up with the state of things and left the scene. All other classic heroes isolated their endeavours and the new generation went about carrying on the legacy. This plodded onwards until one fateful, tragic event brings the classic heroes back to the fore.

Interview extract below:

absolutekingdomcome.jpgNow, wasn't Magog a character created as a response to all those characters that were popping up in the early '90s?

Yeah. That's a character that Mark Waid invented that was really just put to me like come up with the most God awful, Rob Liefeld sort of design that you can. What I was stealing from was - really only two key designs of Rob's - the design of Cable. I hated it. I felt like it looked like they just threw up everything on the character - the scars, the thing going on with his eye, the arm, and what's with all the guns? But the thing is, when I put those elements together with the helmet of Shatterstar -- I think that was his name -- well, the ram horns and the gold, suddenly it held together as one of the designs that I felt happiest with in the entire series.

Really?

Yeah. I don't think it ended up looking like a buffoonish character. In a way, that gold rams head affect took it to a new level of almost biblical metaphor that had a nice little touch to it. It's the kind of thing I should have been striving, but it was much more accidental.

It's interesting you used the words "biblical metaphor," as "Kingdom Come" is rife with Christian symbolism. Then of course today, 10 years later, Christian religions have a louder, more pronounced and influential voice than it had 10 years ago. Once again, the book proves prophetic.

Today, there's a lot more direct discussion of things regarding images and beliefs and faith and all that kind of stuff, whereas back then it really wasn't a hot topic of conversation. It was just a part of every day culture. Now we can find these types of images and debate all over our country today.

[...]

Allright, keeping all that in mind and the fact that "Kingdom Come" has helped inspire a new generation of comics creators, how would you do the book differently today? Or would you do it any differently?

Well, it's weird, because right now I could argue that the book is being done today, not so much in what I see DC doing, but with what I see Marvel doing in "Civil War." Really, "Kingdom Come" was meant to be a civil war between two different armies of super humans, particularly super heroes. You know, one team was mostly Batman, the other team mostly Superman. The story evolved in a very different way from that original intention of mine, but when I see what they're doing with Captain America and Iron Man and "which side" and the whole idea that there's this one, nuclear, devastating moment that sets off this whirl wind of change where the heroes have to put their own house in order, that's basically the set-up of "Kingdom Come."

It's actually fun for me to watch it being done again in this way because they're going to be able to give it a lot more time to expand, whereas the kind of work that Mark Waid and I did together was very compressed. There was only so much depth we could give any one of those particular concepts because it's a four-issue series that's only about 200 pages. That may sound like a lot, but for actual content there are so many more stories that could be spun out of there.

Complete interview after the jump.

Rob Liefeld. Man. There blows an ill wind. Luckily his "style" of drawing is out of favor these days. At least I don't buy it.

(via cbr)

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May 09, 2006

Neat as all hell

I've not found a version on YouTube so Silly Slug's link will have to do. It is worth the click though.

(via 7d)

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When all else fails...dance part 4: Dance Dance Evolution

Roughly 1 minutes 30 seconds in, it gets awesome.

At 3 minutes, it hits legendary.


Dance Dance Roundup:
Dance monkey
Dancing puppet
Dance-bots
When all else fails...dance: part 1
When all else fails...dance: part 2
When all else fails...dance: part 3

(via long, lost 7d)

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May 05, 2006

Mars is full of smiles

You don't expect these things from a planet named after a war god.

marsfacesmile.jpgImages taken by Europe's Mars Express spacecraft show a crater on the Red Planet that looks like a "happy face".

Crater Galle contains parallel gullies on its southern rim, a possible sign of liquid water running on Mars' surface.

Its interior has also been shaped by the action of wind and shows signs of "dust devil" tracks, which have removed the bright surface coating of dust.

A US space agency (Nasa) orbiter has also sent back its first colour image after arriving at Mars on 11 March.

The "face" in the European images was first pointed out in photos taken during Nasa's Viking Orbiter 1 mission.

Happy Cinco de Mayo, kids.

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Joe Rogan goes to a Porno Party

Stranger than ficiton day continues with this bit of noise.

Dunc tells me that Joe "Fear Factor" Rogan has challenged Wesley "Too Wong Foo..." Snipes to a UFC fight. That's Ultimate Fighting Championship for the unaware. Even odder than that, Rogan says it just might happen.

I'm not sure what that whole deal is about, but I found this story on Rogan's blog/official about his first(?) porno party too funny not to remember.

...and this girl is on her knees violently shoving this guys cock into her mouth while making noises that sound remarkably like an otter. While this is all happening on the screen, someone says, "She's here!" A car pulls into the parking lot, and the princess steps out and says hi to all her friends. People applaud. With her in the car, is a young guy. He looks like he's in his early 20's, and he doesn't really seem like the type to be hanging around with a chick like her. Then I see his face when he looks up at the screen and sees the girl that he arrived with, and she's got her legs behind her head like a contortionist while this rather rude gentleman is alternating shoving his cock in her ass, and then her mouth, over and over again. Ass, mouth, ass, mouth, ass, mouth. The guy is grunting like a gorilla, and every time he shoves it in her mouth, she's making the otter noise.

The kid's eyes are locked on the screen. He's got this look in his eyes is like he really believes that his brain must be malfunctioning. Like he just can’t comprehend what he's watching. Like as if he didn't even know she was a porn star. His jaw drops.
After about 30 seconds of this kid standing in front of the screen, frozen in the hypnotic spell of ass, mouth, ass, mouth, ass, mouth… he turns to her asks her a question, and I hear her say, "I was gonna tell you."

NO FUCKING WAY.

The whole tale is here.

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Japanese girls like to be tickled

Honest to badness, if this is what all japanese tv is like, I'm on the next jet over.

There's no nudity but I wouldn't let your boss catch you watching this:

Best I can figure, all three girls writhe and moan while the contestants decide which girl is truly being tickled in her "downstairs". And really, in a contest like that, aren't we all winners?

(via The Unnamed)

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Ass-powered robots are our future

It's really joystick controlled. Imagine if it were ass controlled. J-Lo would be like a duck in water with that thing. Worse yet, she'd be unstoppable with her ass-powered robot legs.

(via warren ellis)

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Covered in old New Mutants

I found a site that has scannned covers of all things New Mutants.

As you may know, that is the first comic that pulled me into fanboy geekosity.

Posted by Groonk at 04:08 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

Secret flesh art makes you special

Now I can finally get my face tat.

Chameleon Blacklight Tattoo Ink allows the tattooed to walk about their day seemingly unmarked. Put your inked up area under a blacklight and the truth is revealed.

You'd be all the rave at strip clubs, night clubs, and retro parties.

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- It contains NO phosphors
- It is NOT radio active
- It DOES NOT contain EverGlow
- It does NOT cause cancer
- It has FDA approval as a Spectral Marking [tattoo] Pigment that was developed for use in tracking [tattooing] animals and fish - and yes the same ones we eat, and has been tested and used with NO adverse reaction in humans for over 10 years.
- the florescent dye is completely safe and has NO carcinogen and is human safe and does not spread or "blow out" because the dye is contained and it never even touches the skin because of

Because of what, I've no idea. The text cuts off like that on their main site.

If this article coincides with the above, the new hidden tattoo technology is backed by science.

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Antimatter engines for Mars?

f you're a science fiction reader, you know that spaceships are using antimatter to travel through space. Now NASA is working on such a spaceship to go to Mars in 45 days using only 10 milligrams of anti-electrons — or positrons — for the round trip mission.

(via emerging tech)

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Katrina's Second Wave: The Data Storm

There were tons of family and friends separated from one another in the Katrina aftermath. Ton fo people who needed to and wated to be found and were found via official and ad hoc databases.

But what about those that didn't want to be found?

Speaking on a panel at the 16th annual Computers, Freedom & Privacy Conference here, Southworth told of a woman who'd been living in a domestic violence safe house in New Orleans. The woman evacuated the city in her car until she ran out of gas in a small town in northern Louisiana.

There she was taken in by a local domestic violence shelter, but every day she would go to the town center and hide behind a tree to see who was getting off buses bringing evacuees to the town. She and others like her feared their abusers might end up in the same place.

To keep abusers from finding them, victims of domestic violence often go to elaborate lengths to keep even the most basic contact information out of databases associated with voting records, supermarket club cards and change-of-address forms.

Those fleeing Katrina, however, faced a more pressing conundrum due to mandatory forms at the Federal Emergency Management Agency and Red Cross centers.

"Domestic violence victims really had to choose: 'Do I receive FEMA and Red Cross assistance and get the cash I desperately need, or do I make sure I stay hidden in a shelter and keep my family safe?'" said Southworth.

Southworth attributes the lack of anonymous assistance from federal and state government agencies to overblown worries that "everyone is out to get two free turkeys instead of one."

(via wired)

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May 03, 2006

The Case of the Singing Church

rosslyncodeb.jpgROSSLYN Chapel holds many secrets. For hundreds of years experts and visitors alike have puzzled over the carvings in the chapel. Whilst some debate whether they point to hidden treasure, Edinburgh composer Stuart Mitchell thinks he has cracked one part of the enigma. He believes that the ornate ceiling of carved arches, featuring 213 decorated cubes holds a code for medieval music. His father Thomas Mitchell spent 20 years cracking this code in the ceiling and now Stuart is orchestrating the findings for a new recording called The Rosslyn Motet.

[you can hear this on the main news site]

They hope that the music, when played on medieval instruments in situ, will resonate throughout the chapel unlocking a secret in the stone.

The breakthrough to interpreting the notation came when Mitchell's father discovered that the markings carved on the face of the cubes seem to match a phenomenon called Cymatics or Chladni patterns. Chladni patterns form when a sustained note is used to vibrate a sheet of metal covered in powder producing marks. The frequency used dictates the shape of the pattern, for example; the musical note A below middle C vibrates at 440 KHz and produces a shape that looks like a rhombus. Different notes can produce various shapes including flowers, diamonds and hexagons - shapes all present on the Rosslyn cubes. Stuart Mitchell believes this is "beyond coincidence" and has assigned a note to each cube.

Ernst Chladni first documented the phenomenon in the late 18th century - yet it appears to be present in a 15th century building. Which begs the question: "Was Sir William St Clair (the man who built Rosslyn Chapel) familiar with sciences far in advance of his time?".

Stuart Mitchell believes a link between the Knights Templar – who may have gleaned advanced Eastern scientific knowledge during their stay in Jerusalem during the Crusades – and Rosslyn could explain the encoded musical notes.

"The symbolism in Rosslyn is reaching back to times of a civilisation that is lost to us now that had sciences that are the roots of all the mechanics of the universe," says Mitchell.

If this science was used in the carvings at Rosslyn, then there needs to be an explanation of how this information came to be lost for centuries. According to Mitchell, the Church suppressed the knowledge as a means of controlling the public. "What it points towards is the church system denying people certain knowledge because knowledge is awareness. People who knew too much were burnt as witches."

(via warren ellis)

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Stephen Colbert, he just nailed ya

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filled with truthiness


Master Colbert's alter ego Stephen Colbert has gained more popularity than I imagined from his remarkable White House Dinner speech thingie. I've been willingly net-blind to events the last few days. Luckily I caught the act afterwards.

colbertclaps.jpgMark Smith, a reporter for The Associated Press who is president of the White House Correspondents' Association, acknowledges that he had not seen much of Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central before he booked him as the main entertainment for the association's annual black-tie dinner on Saturday night. But he says he knew enough about Mr. Colbert — "He not only skewers politicians, he skewers those of us in the media" — to expect that he would cause some good-natured discomfort among the 2,600 guests, many of them politicians and reporters.

What Mr. Smith did not anticipate, he said, was that Mr. Colbert's nearly 20-minute address would become one of the most hotly debated topics in the politically charged blogosphere. Mr. Colbert delivered his remarks in character as the Bill O'Reillyesque commentator he plays on "The Colbert Report," although this time his principal foil, President Bush, was just a few feet away.

[...]

At issue was a heavily nuanced, often ironic performance by Mr. Colbert, who got in many licks at the president — on the invasion of Iraq, on the administration's penchant for secrecy, on domestic eavesdropping — with lines that sounded supportive of Mr. Bush but were quickly revealed to be anything but. And all this after Mr. Colbert tried, at the outset, to soften up the president by mocking his intelligence, saying that he and Mr. Bush were "not so different," by which he meant, he explained, "we're not brainiacs on the nerd patrol."

"Now I know there's some polls out there saying this man has a 32-percent approval rating," Mr. Colbert said a few moments later. "But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking 'in reality.' And reality has a well-known liberal bias."

That line got a relatively warm laugh, but many others were met with near silence. In one such instance, he criticized reporters for likening Mr. Bush's recent staff changes to "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic." "This administration is not sinking," Mr. Colbert said; "this administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg."

In all honesty, everything he did he woulda done anyway on his own show. Glad to see that he didn't change the act just cause he was all tuxed up and next to the president.

(via aol news via oh no they didn't)

Posted by Groonk at 08:47 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem, Culture, Funny, Politics, USA

May 01, 2006

New nano-switch could be bloody brilliant