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February 28, 2006

Fight for freedom but don't get hurt doing it

Some Vets may be denied health care. Isn't that a fine 'how do you do'?

At least tens of thousands of veterans with non-critical medical issues could suffer delayed or even denied care in coming years to enable President Bush to meet his promise of cutting the deficit in half - if the White House is serious about its proposed budget.

After an increase for next year, the Bush budget would turn current trends on their head. Even though the cost of providing medical care to veterans has been growing by leaps and bounds, White House budget documents assume a cutback in 2008 and further cuts thereafter.

In fact, the proposed cuts are so draconian that it seems to some that the White House is simply making them up to make its long-term deficit figures look better. More realistic numbers, however, would raise doubts as to whether Bush can keep his promise to wrestle the deficit under control by the time he leaves office.

[...]

The veterans' medical care cuts would come even though more and more people are trying to enter the system and as the number of people wounded in Iraq keeps rising. Even though Iraq war veterans represent only about 2 percent of the Veterans Administration's patient caseload, many are returning from battle with grievous injuries requiring costly care.

Posted by Groonk at 04:48 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Politics, USA, War

The Cat Piano amused the hellafuck out of a sadistic prince

And I thought this only existed in Looney Toon-verse.

In order to raise the spirits of an Italian prince burdened by the cares of his position, a musician created for him a cat piano. The musician selected cats whose natural voices were at different pitches and arranged them in cages side by side, so that when a key on the piano was depressed, a mechanism drove a sharp spike into the appropriate cat’s tail. The result was a melody of meows that became more vigorous as the cats became more desperate. Who could not help but laugh at such music? Thus was the prince raised from his melancholy.

Inventor Athanasius Kircher is to blame.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 04:36 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Weird

Podability: WikiPod and TextPod perrogatives

First:

And that's very FREE.

Second:

Podzinger is a service that aggregates hundreds of thousands of episodes of podcasts, converts the entire text of the casts to text, and then delivers a searachable index. You go to Podzinger, search for a search, and you get back all the podcasts that have mentioned that term -- along with embedded players that can play you back the whole podcast, or just those segments where the keywords are mentioned. In a nutshell, this lets you do Tehcnorati-style full-text searching of podcasts, treating them like textual blog-entries.
(via boingboing)

Also FREE.

Posted by Groonk at 04:23 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat, Podcast

The Great Curve

Delightful.

Posted by Groonk at 04:18 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Blogged, Comics

Behold the dread evil underpants of Foom!

More on Nextwave. I must re-iterate: Ellis should pay me handsomely for the free advertising.

Also: Read for FREE!

I've not seen one bad page of Nextwave.

That's fucking rare!

(via warrenellis)

Posted by Groonk at 03:58 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

Mardi Gras: Post Deluge

Even amid the typical debauchery - including early morning drinking, flashes of bare breasts and skimpy costumes in the French Quarter - there was no escaping reminders of the storm.

[...]

Kevin and Marie Barre, a husband and wife from New Orleans, wore white plastic coveralls bearing the all-too-familiar spray-painted "X" that denotes a home that has been checked for bodies.

"It's a reminder. A lot of people who are coming down here don't understand what we've been through," Kevin Barre said.

Several people draped in blue tarps like those used to cover damaged roofs. One woman appeared in a nun's habit made of a blue tarp. A man with a model of a military helicopter suspended over his head wrapped himself in a white blanket with "2000 lbs" stenciled on it - he was a giant sandbag, like the ones dropped into one of the breached levees.

Another group of French Quarter revelers dressed as blind people with canes and dark glasses. They wore hard hats and T-shirts emblazoned "LEVEE INSPECTOR."

Along an Uptown parade route, a family who lost their Lakeview home to flooding poked fun at former FEMA director Michael Brown. Jenny Louis, her husband, Ross, and their three children strolled around in all-brown costumes, similar to the uniforms worn by UPS drivers. Printed on their backs: "What Did Brown Do For You Today?"

(via mywaynews)

Posted by Groonk at 02:40 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Holiday

An 80s Zombie Recalls: Spider-Woman

200px-Newavn014_colv4.jpgAnother fond memory of early morning toonage: Spider-Woman.

<== Did I mention that she's fine as a mug too? A very well drawn character. If I were a two-dimensional drawing, I still wouldn't have a chance with her.

Research has proven to me that the animated Spider-Woman aired in 1979. A fact that I absolutely refuse to acknowlege. It simply cannot have been that long ago.

It can't!

Whether it was or wasn't, I discovered copies of it being sold on Amazon in VHS and the entire season through this site.

The writer for the show, Jeffery Scott, is still around and has won many awards since then. I've noticed that a lot of the old toons that I liked the most back then had writers that went on to do great things in their field.

I wonder if the Spider-Woman show itself would stand up to the test of time.

Posted by Groonk at 12:54 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat

An 80s Zombie Recalls: Picard vs Chunk?

(via myspace aj gentile)

Posted by Groonk at 12:42 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem

An 80s Zombie Recalls: Voice of El Dorado!

Back in th eday, cartoons were concentrated on only one day of the week. Saturday mornings. The one day you'd find me and hundreds of thousands of other kids waking at 8AM or earlier to see their favorite toons. Lately, the past has caught up with me.

The curious site Legions of Gotham has an interview with SuperFriends voice actor Fernando Escandon.

One of 80s producers' plays to cash in on America's growing diversity by adding ethnic superheroes like Black Vulcan or Apache Chief and such to their line up without much thought to character development or plot.

Truthfully. At that time, it worked on me.

Posted by Groonk at 11:43 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Interviews

February 27, 2006

Harddrive London. Harddrive Beijing. Harddrive Moscow. Harddrive NYC.

Geomagnetic Planetary Hard-Drives would be all the rage and extremely fantastic.

...it occurred to me that if the U-Bahn system could somehow be hooked up to massive, earth-anchored magnets, and made, therefore, to produce a magnetic field of its own, that you could transform all of Berlin into a geomagnetic harddrive.

As a sail traps the wind, a planetary harddrive would use geomagnetism.

Provided constant motion on behalf of the trains, I thought, and given absolutely gigantic magnets of the right polarity and location, Berlin could start producing its own magnetic field – which meant that any city with a subway could be transformed into a harddrive. Harddrive London. Harddrive Beijing. Harddrive Moscow.

Of course, it’s obvious even to me that you’d have to do quite a lot more than just bury some magnets underground in order to transform a city into a harddrive – you’d need a shovel, for instance, and perhaps some strong anti-manic drugs; but my point is that if Christopher Wren could build a tower that simultaneously memorialized the Great Fire of London even as it acted as a scientific device, then perhaps you could turn urban infrastructure itself into a kind of working scientific apparatus.

You could turn all of Berlin into a geomagnetic harddrive....

Imagine the transfer rate when you link them.

Imagine if you could go interplanetary.

Harddrive The Solar System.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 04:00 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat, Research

Millionaire former marine wants to build Jesustown, USA

What a horrifying/fascinating endeavour.

Why horrifying? Pick up any old history textbook that focuses on The Middle Ages. Drop it on the floor and start reading.

Why fascinating? Damn, man. it just is.

A FORMER marine who was raised by nuns and made a fortune selling pizza has embarked on a £230m plan to build the first town in America to be run according to strict Catholic principles.

Abortions, pornography and contraceptives will be banned in the new Florida town of Ave Maria, which has begun to take shape on former vegetable farms 90 miles northwest of Miami.

Tom Monaghan, the founder of the Domino’s Pizza chain, has stirred protests from civil rights activists by declaring that Ave Maria’s pharmacies will not be allowed to sell condoms or birth control pills. The town’s cable television network will carry no X-rated channels.

Great Maker, who would live there!?

The town will be centred around a 100ft tall oratory and the first Catholic university to be built in America for 40 years. The university’s president, Nicholas J Healy, has said future students should “help rebuild the city of God” in a country suffering from “catastrophic cultural collapse”.


(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 03:50 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Religion, Research, USA

February 24, 2006

Turn a candlestick and you're there

Hidden Passageways will build that secret room for you or sell you a DIY kit.

Of course, if they build your hidden room, you'll have to figure out how to "take care" of the knowers of your secret space.

It's the only way to be safe.

(via neil gaiman)

Posted by Groonk at 06:49 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat, Research

February 23, 2006

Andreas Katsulas 1946 - 2006

Katsulas was known for being the one-armed man that vexed Harrison Ford in The Fugitive. He was also known as the Romulan Commander Tomalak in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

My favorite performance involved his role of G'Kar from Babylon 5. He made that scheming Narn Ambassador his own. I can't imagine the Babylon 5 universe without Katsulas' G'Kar.

G'Kar, the scheming Narn ambassador to the Babylon 5 space station, first appeared on television on February 22, 1993--almost thirteen years ago, as I write these words. Over the next five years, the combination of creator J. Michael Straczynski's writing and Katsulas's performance transformed an anger-ridden freedom fighter into a literary sage worshipped by his contemporaries despite his protestations of prophet-hood. On his own G'Kar was easily one of the most charismatic and engaging characters on television. In the company of Centauri Ambassador Londo Mollari, he was without equal. The two aliens were, perhaps, the most human souls to inhabit the series and their mutual hatred and the bizarre relationship that it eventually evolved into made for my favorite stretch of character development in the history of my love affair with the medium.

Though it's been eight years since BABYLON 5 left our screens (though only four since Andreas last reprised his role in the ill-fated LEGEND OF THE RANGERS), his poetic speeches still inspire me as I labor over pages of my own work. His voice still reminds me what it means to make a difference. His countenance still offers an enigmatic smile and a mischievous twinkle. His presence behind that latex mask through which his charisma shown like sunlight through glass will linger to remind me what a great character can accomplish.

Andreas Katsulas is gone. For that, the world has lost something special. Andreas Katsulas is loved. For that, we're all the better.
(via TV Wasteland's JASON DAVIS

JMS, creator and writer of Babylon 5, shared a eulogy for Katsulas that could only be penned by someone who considered him a close, personal friend.

Posted by Groonk at 03:36 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, People Who Died

February 21, 2006

SoaP! Not a goddamn thing you can do about it!

Snakes on a Plane is Samuel L Jackson's next vehicle. The plot, such as it is, has been making the rounds for a decent year. Now I hear the sucker may be a comedy instead of the Horror / Thriller / Action flick IMDB touts it to be.

If that's the case. I'm watching those snakes on the mother fuckin' plane.

That's what I can do about it.


(via matthew)

Posted by Groonk at 10:18 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Marketing

DNA evidence vs Mormon scripture

Boingboing reported on a LA Times article about DNA and Mormon scripture. For a good clip, decades for those counting, the Church of Latter-day Saints has been successfully converting Native Americans and Pacific Islanders to Mormon belief because Mormon missionaries claimed they were the decedents of a blessed lost tribe of Israel.

Recent DNA tests point to the idea that Pacific Islanders and Native Americans are of Asian descent. Not Middle Eastern. Asian.


Times excerpt on the birth of Mormonism as written by what BB ascribed as a "racist Harry Potter fan":

According to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, an angel named Moroni led Joseph Smith in 1827 to a divine set of golden plates buried in a hillside near his New York home.

God provided the 22-year-old Smith with a pair of glasses and seer stones that allowed him to translate the "Reformed Egyptian" writings on the golden plates into the "Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ."

Mormons believe these scriptures restored the church to God's original vision and left the rest of Christianity in a state of apostasy.

The book's narrative focuses on a tribe of Jews who sailed from Jerusalem to the New World in 600 BC and split into two main warring factions.

The God-fearing Nephites were "pure" (the word was officially changed from "white" in 1981) and "delightsome." The idol-worshiping Lamanites received the "curse of blackness," turning their skin dark.

According to the Book of Mormon, by 385 AD the dark-skinned Lamanites had wiped out other Hebrews. The Mormon church called the victors "the principal ancestors of the American Indians." If the Lamanites returned to the church, their skin could once again become white.

Times excerpt on apologists for the Mormon scripture:

The latest scholarship, they argue, shows that the text should be interpreted differently. They say the events described in the Book of Mormon were confined to a small section of Central America, and that the Hebrew tribe was small enough that its DNA was swallowed up by the existing Native Americans.

"It would be a virtual certainly that their DNA would be swamped," said Daniel Peterson, a professor of Near Eastern studies at Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah, part of the worldwide Mormon educational system, and editor of a magazine devoted to Mormon apologetics. "And if that is the case, you couldn't tell who was a Lamanite descendant."

Last Times excerpt:

Mauss said the DNA studies haven't shaken his faith. "There's not very much in life — not only in religion or any field of inquiry — where you can feel you have all the answers," he said.

"I'm willing to live in ambiguity. I don't get that bothered by things I can't resolve in a week."

For others, living with ambiguity has been more difficult. Phil Ormsby, a Polynesian who lives in Brisbane, Australia, grew up believing he was a Hebrew.

"I visualized myself among the fighting Lamanites and lived out the fantasies of the [Book of Mormon] as I read it," Ormsby said. "It gave me great mana [prestige] to know that these were my true ancestors."

The DNA studies have altered his feelings completely.

"Some days I am angry, and some days I feel pity," he said. "I feel pity for my people who have become obsessed with something that is nothing but a hoax."

That last excerpt is simply "delightsome".

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 07:58 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Religion, Science

Google should never have boasted their "non-evilness"

In this corner, Rep. Tom Lantos, the only Holocaust survivor in Congress.

In that corner, Microsoft, Yahoo, Google and Cisco, corporate entities whose ethics are on notice for making dealings with known human rights abusing totalitarian regimes around the world.

The congressman is angry and, IMNHO, correctly righteous. The corporations in question are full of doublespeak and avoidances.

Rep. Tom Lantos: Can you say in English that you're ashamed of what your company and what the other companies have done?

Google: Congressman, I actually can't, I don't think it's fair for us to say that we're ashamed.

Lantos: You have nothing to be ashamed of?

Google: I am not ashamed of it, and I am not proud of it...We have taken a path, we have begun on a path, we have done a path that...will ultimately benefit all the users in China. If we determined, congressman, as a result of changing circumstances or as a result of the implementation of the Google.cn program that we are not achieving those results then we will assess our performance, our ability to achieve those goals, and whether to remain in the market.

Lantos, to Cisco: Is your company ashamed?

Cisco: (Begins to talk about products that Cisco sells.)

[...]

Lantos, to Yahoo: Are you ashamed?

Yahoo: We are very distressed about the consequences of having to comply with Chinese law...We are certainly troubled by that and we look forward to working with our peers.

Lantos: Do you think that individuals or families have been negatively impacted by some of the activities we have been told, like being in prison for 10 years? Have any of the companies reached out to these families and asked if you could be of any help to them?

Yahoo: We have expressed our condemnation of the prosecution of this person, expressed our views to the Chinese government...We have approached the Chinese government on these issues.

Lantos: Have you reached out to the family? I can ask it 10 more times if you refuse to answer it. You are under oath.

Yahoo: We have not reached out to the families.

(full CNET transcript)

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 07:44 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Interviews

X ray specs are future-probable

xrayspecs.gifResearchers from Imperial College London and the University of Neuchatel, Switzerland, have pioneered the technique which could be used to see through rubble at earthquake sites, or look at parts of the body obscured by bone.

The effect is based on the development of a new material that exploits the way atoms in matter move, to make them interact with a laser beam in an entirely new way.

The work is based on a breakthrough which contradicts Einstein's theory that in order for a laser to work, the light-amplifying material it contains, usually a crystal or glass, must be brought to a state known as 'population inversion'. This refers to the condition of the atoms within the material, which must be excited with enough energy to make them emit rather than absorb light.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 07:38 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Science

The truth about choclate

Alasdair Watson had things to say about a Gerard Coleman chocolate-tasting event:

(excerpt from "Pour Him Over Ice Cream For A Nice Parfait")

If Coleman is to be believed, then I suspect the single most important thing I've learned is that the chocolate business is full of lying bastards out to exploit the public and flog inferior crap. This is not how he put it, and it's not how he comes across (more of that in a minute), but over the course of the anecdotes about other chocolate makers, it's very hard not to see a picture emerging.

It's really a lovely piece about chocolate. It's not just in time for that tragic bastard "holiday" of valentines.

Which is good cause this bit is sweeter.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 07:27 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture

Insomania: Five Fists of Science newly covered

New covers for Matt Fraction's latest graphic novel love-fest: The Five Fists of Science.

Even got a release date and everything.

5Ffcovervsmall.gifFIVE FISTS OF SCIENCE GN
written by MATT FRACTION
art & cover by STEVEN SANDERS
May 17 * 112 pg * FC * $12.99

True story: in 1899, Mark Twain and Nikola Tesla decided to end war forever. With Twain's connections and Tesla's inventions, they went into business, selling world peace.

So what happened?

Only now can the tale be told-- in which Twain and Tesla collided with Edison and Morgan, an evil science cabal merging the Black Arts and the Industrial Age. Turn of the century New York City sets the stage for a titanic battle over the very fate of the mankind.
----
SCIENCE!
No longer the realm of the fop, the dandy, or the physicist!
SCIENCE!
No longer the purview of landed gentry or the monied upper classes
SCIENCE is TODAY! SCIENCE is NOW!
SCIENCE IS FOR YOU!

Previously mentioned here.

(via matt fraction)

Posted by Groonk at 03:49 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Just Freaking Neat, Marketing, Tesla

Insomania: Tactical Iraqi is a hit

The US military has funded a computer game to teach its troops how to use and decipher Iraqi body language.

The purpose is to teach soldiers that using the wrong gestures can potentially cause offence and escalate already tense situations.

In the program, users must build trust with local people through verbal communication and gestures.

One of the system's creators says the training tool, known as Tactical Iraqi, has already been a great success.

[...]

The program teaches military personnel some key gestures such as an up-down movement with the right hand to ask someone to slow down and gives them tips such as removing mirror sunglasses when approaching local people.

"In Iraq, to show sincerity you have to put more effort into your gestures," said Dr Vilhjalmsson.

"In Western countries, we control our body language more. In Arabic culture, it is important you show how open you are."

He added that reserved body language in exchanges with local people could be interpreted as having something to hide in Iraq, potentially escalating a tense situation.
Military personnel also learn that people can approach each other more closely than one normally might in the West.

Dr Vilhjalmsson said it was important troops should not automatically interpret close proximity in an exchange as a threat.

And the game teaches them that pointing the finger at a person can be considered aggressive in Arab cultures.

Heard about the proximity thing on a Daily Show interview some time ago.

(via bbcnews)

Posted by Groonk at 03:37 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Games, War

Insomania: Telecloning, It's a possibility

Everyone knows about "transporter technology". Trekkies...trekkers...whatever the hell they call themselves and none super-freaks alike. That TV culture has sharpied the terminology onto the world's brain for better or for worse.

The one most interesting bit of real science that Star Trek could have covered was barely ever mentioned on that show. Why didn't they ever replicate lost crew members. No more sad letters home to doomed "red shirts" families. Whenever they're outnumbered; a quick jump into Scotty's machine and you got a "one man" army.

The first experimental demonstration of quantum telecloning has been achieved by scientists at the University of Tokyo, the Japan Science and Technology Agency, and the University of York. The work is reported in the latest issue of Physical Review Letters. Telecloning combines cloning (or copying) with teleportation (i.e., disembodied transport).

The scientists have succeeded in making the first remote copies of beams of laser light, by combining quantum cloning with quantum teleportation into a single experimental step. Telecloning is more efficient than any combination of teleportation and local cloning because it relies on a new form of quantum entanglement - multipartite entanglement.

Professor Sam Braunstein, of the Department of Computer Science at York, said: "Quantum mechanics allows us to do things which we previously thought were impossible. In 1998, I was involved in an experiment in America which was one of the first for quantum teleportation in which we transmitted a beam of light without it crossing the physical medium in between.

"This new experiment is an extension of that work. Whether it will change the world for individuals or is just of use to governments or big companies is hard to say. Any new protocol is like a new-born baby and it has to develop, but we know this one could be used to tap cryptographic channels.

At the very least you could make your own doppleganger.

Then have a battle royale for existence rights.

(via warrenellis)

Posted by Groonk at 03:02 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Science

February 20, 2006

Step into Stephen Colbert's brain, it's chock-full of goodness

An Onion A.V. Club interview with Mr Truthiness himself, Stephen Colbert.

The whole thing is brilliant but this is one of two bits I dug most. It one won out by a nose hair.:

AVC: You're saying appearances are more important than objective truth?

Stephen Colbert: Absolutely. The whole idea of authority-authoritarian is fine for some people, like people who say "Listen to me, and just don't question, and do what I say, and everything will be fine"-the sort of thing we really started to respond to so well after 9/11. 'Cause we wanted someone to be daddy, to take decisions away from us. I really have a sense of [America's current leaders] doing bad things in our name to protect us, and that was okay. We weren't thrilled with Bush because we thought he was a good guy at that point, we were thrilled with him because we thought that he probably had hired people who would fuck up our enemies, regardless of how they had to do it. That was for us a very good thing, and I can't argue with the validity of that feeling.

But that has been extended to the idea that authoritarian is better than authority. Because authoritarian means there's only one authority, and that authority has got to be the President, has got to be the government, and has got to be his allies. What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press. They call the press "liberal," they call the press "biased," not necessarily because it is or because they have problems with the facts of the left-or even because of the bias for the left, because it's hard not to be biased in some way, everyone is always going to enter their editorial opinion-but because a press that has validity is a press that has authority. And as soon as there's any authority to what the press says, you question the authority of the government-it's like the existence of another authority. So that's another part of truthiness. Truthiness is "What I say is right, and [nothing] anyone else says could possibly be true." It's not only that I feel it to be true, but that I feel it to be true. There's not only an emotional quality, but there's a selfish quality.

Nail.

Head.

He hit that sucker dead center.

(via The A.V. Club)

Posted by Groonk at 02:46 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Interviews, Politics

February 19, 2006

SXSW 2006 is coming

Matthew's Get a Nightlife entry boasts a link to SXSW 2006's artist showcase.

Bands with the little cassette by their name offer a free download.

So far GNET likes:
»Persephone's Bees-- The band name and sound offer up good stuff.
»Magnet-- Norwegians have strange, poppy smoothness.
»Jeffrey Foucault - The older I get, the more twangy songs I dig. Must be my sadistic streak.
»Fires Were Shot - I'll let their PR explain "music for loving, music to be born by". Add also, it's kinda "stoney".
»The Graves Brothers Deluxe - Fighting. Fornicating. that's "The Future"? Sweet.
»Moving Units - A bit more conventional rock.
»Cage - Leaned dangerously close to Eminem's rap style in the beginning. The catchy hook kept me listening. Lucky for them.

To be continued...


(via get a nightlife)

Posted by Groonk at 01:35 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Just Freaking Neat, Music

Nissan give you a Star Trek future car

There's a European concept car called the Nissan Terranaut.

Supposedly it's designed for "scientists, geologists, archaeologists or adventurers" whose office is the great outdoors.


I just think it's futur-tastic and shut.

(via digg)

Posted by Groonk at 01:03 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat, Research

REPOST: Webcomic "Feral Calf"

Saved the best for last.

Casey Sorrow's webcomic is described as: "Feral beings are doing strange things to each other."

Through finding Casey's comic I also found a site(webcomicsnation.com) that generates webcomics for the interwub in the spirit of Flickr and Blogger.

"WCN takes all the daily hassle of running a successful webcomics service and automates it completely, so that any individual cartoonist can easily and quickly run a top-of-the-line commercial webcomics site."

How awesome is that?

For me.

It's all about me.

Foo.

Posted by Groonk at 11:38 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Just Freaking Neat, Research

REPOST: R/C Steam-bots & Beer-pouring Fridge-bots

I have seen the future and it is bot-licious.

beerbotssmall.jpgRonald Arkin of Georgia Institute of Technology, US, says the new contraption is a poor advertisement for home robots - which can be more sophisticated. "Home robots are already present," he told New Scientist. "Roomba and Aibo are two good examples - the former for cleaning, the latter for entertainment."

(via boingboing)

A bot that rolls around my floor picking up dust bunnies is nice. A dog-shaped bot that dances and beeps and such is amusing.

But a bot that can keep my beer cold, bring it to me, and pour-up a frosty mug on command is a wonder that makes the gods themselves tremble.

Get your head on right, Arkin.

steambottank.jpgI-Wei Huang builds gorgeous, live-steam powered radio-controlled vehicles -- steampunk walkers, crabs, centipedes, rowboats, tanks and hotrods. His site is full of photos and videos of the toys in action


(via boingboing)

The steampunk revolution may now begin... again.

Posted by Groonk at 11:29 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Robots

REPOST: Prize Fighting Oscar Directors

Directors Steven Spielberg(Munich), George Clooney(Good Night and Good Luck), Ang Lee(Brokeback Mountain), Paul Haggis(Crash), and Bennett Miller(Capote) had things to say about their movies and movies in general:

oscardirectorssmall.jpgAng, you grew up in Taiwan. Which movies inspired you?

LEE: I always wanted to be a filmmaker, but I kept it a secret until I did my first movie.

SPIELBERG: You never admitted it?

LEE: No. I always felt ashamed.

Because your father didn't approve?

LEE: Yes. And because of the society I came from.

SPIELBERG: What would your father have wished for you?

LEE: Anything but this, I guess. Something practical. So film was a very repressed pleasure for me. I always had scenes in my head, but "The Virgin Spring" was an epiphany for me. After that movie, you cannot move for a long time. You feel you will see life differently now. [Pause] I always wished I could do something like that on screen.

(a little later, after Spielberg reveals his start in film was the Night Gallery pilot)

CLOONEY: Was Rod Serling around?

SPIELBERG: He was great with me also. I actually lit his cigarette.

CLOONEY: Did you really?

SPIELBERG: Yeah.

CLOONEY: You helped him die.[Laughter]

Clooney makes me laugh. He's a funny fellow.

Funny ha ha.

(via matt fraction)

Posted by Groonk at 11:21 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Interviews, Movies

REPOST: "The Flying Friar"-- Experience the 'religous ecstasy'

Still an interesting take:

flyingfriar_december.jpgHe could fly. He could talk to animals, and he could, it was said, smell sin. Centuries back these qualities earned Franciscan monk Joseph of Copertino a sainthood. Now in the 21st century these attributes are set to bring him quite a different honor.

Come Wednesday he will be elevated to superhero status when a comic book based on his life arrives in stores. The graphic novel, called "The Flying Friar" and the work of London writers Rich Johnston and Thomas Nachlik, tells the story of Copertino’s life and his troubles with fictional foe Lux Luther.

Copertino was know for levitating feet above the floor for hours while in a state of religious ecstasy.On a more down-to-earth level, another feat is about to be performed. “The Flying Friar” is reported to have nearly sold out its print run, albeit a small one, even before it ships to stores.

While this probably says something of the pulling power of the book, it also says something about the category generally. The sector, particularly the graphic novels area, is now mainstream. “Graphic novels are seeing increasing sales,” agrees Johnston, who points to a number of recent Hollywood movies spawned by the genre.

Italian news likes it. I think.

Sidenote: Holy Crap! I love Google's cached pages.

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REPOST: The Panda Blog

Like Monkeys in the News...only with Pandas.

Simple enough.

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REPOST: The Moon, it smells of Gunpowder

Feel it-it's soft like snow, yet strangely abrasive.

Taste it-"not half bad," according to Apollo 16 astronaut John Young.

Sniff it-"it smells like spent gunpowder," says Cernan.

How do you sniff moondust?

see captionEvery Apollo astronaut did it. They couldn't touch their noses to the lunar surface. But, after every moonwalk (or "EVA"), they would tramp the stuff back inside the lander. Moondust was incredibly clingy, sticking to boots, gloves and other exposed surfaces. No matter how hard they tried to brush their suits before re-entering the cabin, some dust (and sometimes a lot of dust) made its way inside.

Once their helmets and gloves were off, the astronauts could feel, smell and even taste the moon.

The experience gave Apollo 17 astronaut Jack Schmitt history's first recorded case of extraterrestrial hay fever. "It's come on pretty fast," he radioed Houston with a congested voice. Years later he recalls, "When I took my helmet off after the first EVA, I had a significant reaction to the dust. My turbinates (cartilage plates in the walls of the nasal chambers) became swollen."

Posted by Groonk at 10:57 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Science

REPOST: Double Brokeback Parodies

First. The funnier of the two:

Second: Brokeback to the Future


(via rocketboom and some other place)

Posted by Groonk at 10:48 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Video

REPOST: Tesla's "Whirligig"

Or rather:

(via warrenellis)

Posted by Groonk at 10:43 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Tesla

REPOST: Comics--Free. New. Act-I-Vate!

I hate repeating myself. But since my noise was fucked over. I've no choice. Thanks to Icerocket, my steps can be retraced.

Check it out. I'm finally adapting.

ACT-I-VATE is a virtual studio and stage for eight cartoonists. You'll have heard of some of them: Dean Haspiel, Leland Purvis, Nick Bertozzi, for instance.
act-i-vate.jpg

Online, ongoing comics, exclusive to that webspace.

(via Bad Signal)

Posted by Groonk at 10:34 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

February 18, 2006

GAMES: Digital Duck Hunting

Games Provided By FreeCodeSource.com

How many 1980s hours did I waste on this simple little game? Only me and my Nintendo knows for sure. And it will never tell.

I know where all the bodies are buried.

(note: the above game is extremely playable.)

Posted by Groonk at 01:10 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Decompression, Games, Research

February 17, 2006

Taking Back Sunday Fight Club

Mix Fight Club with a little Indie Rock. Make it into a Taking Back Sunday video and there ya go.

More TBS to be heard on their Myspace page.

Posted by Groonk at 07:48 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Music, Video

February 16, 2006

Open Source Intelligence

There was a conference on the subject of Open Source Intelligence. Kent Bye Interviewed a handful of the attendees and learned many interesting things.

I discovered that there is a difference between "Information Peacekeeping", "Peacekeeping Intelligence" and "Information Operations."

"Information Peacekeeping" is how information and communications technologies can be used to avoid and prevent conflicts by creating the means for the creation of indigenous knowledge and wealth creation. This is a term that Robert Steele has coined and a concept that I talk more about in this post: "Can Open Source Intelligence Be a Non-Violent Alternative to War?"

"Peacekeeping Intelligence" is the information that is used by military forces after conflict has already broken out, and peacekeeping military operations have come in to stabilize a region.

And Information Operations are the combination of Strategic Communication with a foundation from Open Source Intelligence. The intent of information operations is to explain and offensively communicate US Foreign Policy and our National Security interests.

Robert Steele sees US National Security as being fundamentally interconnected with Global Security, and that the free and open distribution of information helps to stabilize countries and avoid and prevent conflict.

"Information Peacekeeping" seems to be quite separate from the mandate that have been given to the US intelligence communities or the Department of Defense with regards to Open Source Intelligence. It is certainly a related concept and a potential application of Open Source Intelligence, but the application of OSINT products in this way would probably fall underneath the umbrella of diplomacy and the State Department. There are also some who suggest that there needs to be a new institution like a Department of Peace that would be explicitly tasked with coming up with these types of best practices for avoiding and preventing conflict.

(via rocketboom)

Posted by Groonk at 04:40 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research

Free Mozart Music

It can't get any simpler

(via digg)

Posted by Groonk at 04:05 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Just Freaking Neat, Music

Dick Calls Bill

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wacky white house humor

(via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 03:48 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Funny, Politics

More on Deadeye Dick...

...via The Daily Show.

(via youtube)

Posted by Groonk at 03:30 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Politics, Video

February 15, 2006

Bang, Bang. He shot him down.

I peed myself when I saw this:

Last I heard, Harry Whittington(the millionaire), is ok, Vice President Cheney is quiet, and the media's going ape-shit.

It ain't Brechtian yet, kids. If he does pass, then my pee turns to tears. Metaphoric tears to be sure.

To those writers at The Daily Show. That whole bit with the Nintendo...fucking inspired.

Posted by Groonk at 12:54 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Politics, Video

Willie Nelson sings about cowboys' secret affections

"Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)" may be the first gay cowboy song by a major recording artist. But it was written long before this year's Oscar-nominated "Brokeback Mountain" made gay cowboys a hot topic.

Available exclusively through iTunes, the song features choppy Tex-Mex style guitar runs and Nelson's deadpan delivery of lines like, "What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?" and "Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out."

The song, which debuted Tuesday on Howard Stern's satellite radio show, was written by Texas-born singer-songwriter Ned Sublette in 1981. Sublette said he wrote it during the "Urban Cowboy" craze and always imagined Nelson singing it.

Plug that title into Google and you see that Pansy Division already covered "Cowboys are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)".

The song gets no press until Mr Nelson gets ahold of it.

Go figure.

The Lyrical Noise is after the jump.

(via 7d)

Update: So Boingboing also had many things to say about Nelson's gay cowboy harmoizing.

There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;

There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.
Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.

Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,

And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other

What did you think those saddles and boots was about?
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother,
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.

Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,

And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other

That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother;
There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night.


Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:
When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.


Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother;

There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.

Posted by Groonk at 01:42 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Music

February 14, 2006

Watch pandas get their love-on

Bow down and suck my knees Valentine's Day.

(via 7d)

Posted by Groonk at 07:01 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Holiday

"Cheney's Got a Gun"

I stole that title from The Daily Show(watch "#2 with a bullet") last night. I freely admit it.

The following Cheney Visual Hunting Aid I found on Matthew Good's(the most excellent Canadian singer) blog:

What happens when rich people shoot each other in the face and they don't die?

Most of them damn funny, too.


(via matthew good)

Posted by Groonk at 06:29 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Politics

Happy Daiz and Arthur Dent will get my movie money

In the spirit of that despicable greeting card induced "holiday" I give you Confetti's trailer and one sheet:

To be honest, the trailer doesn't particualrly grab me. The main reason I want to see it is Jessica Stevenson. That woman is funny. The kind of funny that greets you with a grin then sneaks round the corner and waits to bash you in the back of the head with hilarity type funny. Savvy viewers will remember her as Shaun's doppleganger friend in Shaun of the Dead.

Cheeky lads and lasses know her from the "you should find, watch and praise me for introducing you to such an awesome British comedy" Spaced.

Oh and Martin Freeman from the movie version of Hitchhiker's Guide and the original British comedy The Office is in there too.

Deeper digging revealed to me that the dialogue was completely improvised. Much like Waiting for Guffman.

Posted by Groonk at 02:26 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Holiday, Movies, One Sheets, Trailers

February 13, 2006

GNET Interregnum Week 1: Taylor Hicks. The Idol to Watch

Taylor Hicks is a friend of Ponzu. Ponzu is a friend of mine.

All you American Idol freaks be a friend and spare some love for Taylor Hicks in upcoming shows. I'll be happy. Ponzu will be happy. Taylor will be estatic.

Posted by Groonk at 12:57 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Music, Video

VP Dick Cheney shoots a millionaire and gets away with it

I almost never get to write a title like that without being in danger of a libel suit or being attacked by some interwub fanatic.

All I need is for some Cheney freak to call me "politically retarded" and it will be "on".

But seriously, our Vice President shot a man...in the face...by accident:

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin, was in stable condition in the intensive care unit of a Corpus Christi hospital Sunday.

"He is stable and doing well. It was almost like he was spending time with me in my living room," said hospital administrator Peter Banko, who visited Whittington.

Banko said Whittington was in the intensive care unit because his condition warranted it, but he didn't elaborate.

Maybe it's cause the man is a freaking millionaire. I'm guessing that's why he gets top dollar health care.

Just sayin'

(via myway)

Posted by Groonk at 12:49 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of USA

February 12, 2006

GNET Interregnum: Feels Good to be Hung Up

While I feverishly tepidly work behind the scenes to move my noise to greener pastures, I'll throw videos up every once in a bit.

The first one being the grammy performance of the Gorillaz and Madonna doing their respective hits "Feel Good Inc" and "Hung Up":

One fictional character sings, the other takes over. You can't get any surrealer.

Posted by Groonk at 07:27 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Music, Video

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