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January 29, 2006
HOW TO: Video Podcast
Posted by Groonk at 01:55 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Podcast, Sex, Tutorials, Video
January 27, 2006
I Overdosed on Awesome
I didn't believe it when The Superficial told, nay warned, me of the danger. I shoulda known better.
It may not be bjoobies. But I garun-damn-tee your soul may or may not be rocked by watching this video.
David Hasselhoff IS "Hooked on a Feeling".
I dare you to watch that and not be "rocked".
I triple dog dare you.
(via the superficial)
Posted by Groonk at 11:40 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Video, Weird
Jenny McCarthy can be Funny
I swear to god, who the fuck knew?!
Jenny McCarthy. Funny without being forced? That's just crazy talk.
That's a clip from some flick called Dirty Love which got basement ratings on IMDB. If you're into that kinda thing.
NSFW and all that.
(via the superficial)
Posted by Groonk at 11:15 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Sex, Video
January 24, 2006
HOW TO: make a webcomic
Kazu Kibuishi decided to do a demo/tutorial of how he creates his webcomic Copper.
(via goto+play)
Posted by Groonk at 02:48 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics
January 23, 2006
China to build fuison station, Doc Ock notified
Another instance of life imitating art.
Experiments with the advanced new device will start in July or August. If the experiments prove successful, China will become the first country in the world to build a full superconducting experimental Tokamak fusion device, nicknamed "artificial sun", experts here said.
Controlled nuclear fusion is seen as an efficient way for people to generate infinite, clean energy to offset the dearth of fossil fuels such as oil and coal.
Scientists believe that deuterium can be extracted from the sea and an enormous amount of energy can be obtained from a deuterium-tritium fusion reaction under huge temperatures of 100 million degrees Celsius. After nuclear fusion, the deuterium extracted from one liter of sea water will produce energy equivalent to 300 liters of gasoline.
If a device is developed that can withstand temperatures as high as 100 million Celsius degrees and control a deuterium-tritium reaction, it will be as though an "artificial sun" had been created able to supply infinite, clean energy for human beings.
Just don't try to drown it in the Hudson, ok?
(via rocketboom)
update: Since my own blog finds my own replies to comments "too offensive"(I'm definitely thinking Word Press in the near future). I'll reply to Johnathan's comment here:
As you stated, the concept of infinite energy is incorrect. All things move toward destruction...even our beloved Old Sol.
I'm guessing that the reporter and/or company involved with this article/project were looking for a good soundbite rather than using "real fact".
They're sure to leave the true science to the poor geeks behind the scenes.
Posted by Groonk at 03:08 PM | Comments (1) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat, Science
Android 8 has Space Jesus
Mentioned here before, Android 8 has a cool vinyl toy Jesus for sale.
(via android 8)
Posted by Groonk at 10:12 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat, Religion
Penn Jillette has a radio show
I've mentioned Penn before. Too bad Teller doesn't do radio.
Now that would be quality radio.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 09:16 AM | Comments (1) | Ministry of Streamed Goodness
The Pope. Now with copyrights!
The edict covers Pope Benedict XVI’s first encyclical, which is to be issued this week amid huge international interest. The edict is retroactive, covering not only the writings of the present pontiff — as Pope and as cardinal — but also those of his predecessors over the past 50 years. It therefore includes anything written by John Paul II, John Paul I, Paul VI and John XXIII.
The decision was denounced yesterday for treating the Pope’s words as “saleable merchandise” and endangering the Church’s mission to “spread the Christian message”.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 08:50 AM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Marketing, Religion
Antique Skull Cane on ebay
Kinda cool actually.
Also for sale a wolf cane, silver chrome flashy cane, and run of the mill nature walk cane.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 08:29 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research
DRM-free MP3 Audiobooks
There also be entirely free books as MP3 downloads available.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 08:05 AM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Books, Digital Share
Pirates! In the news again
Could the FSM be far behind? That's one of his heralds is it not?
The 16 Indians and 10 Somali men were aboard a traditional dhow that was chased and seized Saturday by the U.S. guided missile destroyer USS Winston S. Churchill, said Lt. Leslie Hull-Ryde of U.S. Naval Forces Central Command in Bahrain.
The dhow stopped fleeing after the Churchill twice fired warning shots during the chase, which ended 54 miles off the coast of Somalia, the Navy said. U.S. sailors boarded the dhow and seized a cache of small arms.
[...]
Piracy is rampant off the coast of Somalia, which is torn by renewed clashes between militias fighting over control of the troubled African country. Many shipping companies resort to paying ransoms, saying they have few alternatives.
Last month, Somali militiamen finally relinquished a merchant ship hijacked in October.
In November, Somali pirates freed a Ukrainian ore carrier and its 22 member crew after holding it for 40 days. It was unclear whether a US$700,000 ransom demanded by the pirates had been paid.
One of the boldest recent attacks was on Nov. 5, when two boats full of pirates approached a cruise ship carrying Western tourists, about 100 miles off Somalia and fired rocket-propelled grenades and assault rifles.
The crew used a weapon that directs earsplitting noise at attackers, then sped away.
(via myway)
Posted by Groonk at 07:54 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of War
January 22, 2006
The kid's got skillz
Dave Werner's porfolio's almost ready to launch.
He's about to graduate design school and definitely has the talent to rock.
www.okaydave.com
www.okaysamurai.com
(via goto + play)
Posted by Groonk at 08:45 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Web Design
January 21, 2006
Liquid Metal Art
WATCH=> Ferrofluid Sculptures by Sachiko Kodama
Next come the knives and stabbing weapons.
(via digg)
Posted by Groonk at 08:36 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Video
Celebrities like to hear themselves talk
A hat trick of diggable celebrity quotes:
-- Globe winner Mary-Louise Parker, to the cast and crew of her Showtime series Weeds
-- Golden Globe nominee Jason Lee, on the red carpet
-- Sandra Oh, upon winning a Globe for Grey's Anatomy
All equally amuse and stand on their own merit. And all three celebrities don't irk me in one way or another.
(via oh no they didn't)
Posted by Groonk at 01:53 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables
January 20, 2006
...you can't take the sky from me.
Jim O'Malley from Starshipmodeler wins heaps of praise from me for making a neat as hell model of Serenity.
Serenity is a Firefly Class freighter from the prematurely canceled "Firefly" TV show, which thankfully reappeared in the eponymously named movie: Serenity. It is a shame that the early demise of the series probably means that many of the props and CGI images will never make it into production models.
Ebay searches for Firefly models reveals only one currently for sale.
(via medicmike via starshipmodeler)
Posted by Groonk at 09:21 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Just Freaking Neat
Scanner Photography distorts reality
Thanks to Pentacleus for sending this one over.
The objects in the scene that were stationary photographed normally, while the objects that were moving were twisted and distorted into wonderful shapes. At first, I thought that this was a mistake, that something was wrong with my new contraption. But I soon realized that the motion of the scanner was meshing with the motion of the recorded scene, creating unexpected, yet predictable, results. These motion distortions are similar to the effect created by moving a sheet on a photocopier mid-copy, except that they extend into three dimensions and only effect objects in motion.
I was tremendously excited by these developments. Instead of building a camera that mimicked the functionality of a traditional photographic camera, I had stumbled across a new tool for examining the relationships between time, motion, and image. What I though would be a two week art project has turned into one that has lasted for almost three years, and shows little sign of stopping. My cameras work a lot better now, although most of them still use a lot of duct tape, cardboard, and cheap flatbed scanners. I've begun to learn the vocabulary of the scanner camera, begun to be able to interpret and previsualize these strange new pictures. Some aspects of scanner photography are similar to traditional photography, and others are completely foreign.
A quick scan of Boingboing yesterday shows that they posted on her too and broke her site. it didn't help that I think it was on Slashdot as well.
(via pentacleus)
Posted by Groonk at 08:14 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Research
Revenge is hardwired into guys
Tania Singer of University College London, UK, and colleagues used a functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) machine to analyse the brain activity of 32 volunteers after their participation in a simple game, called the Prisoner's Dilemma.
The game allows players to cooperate or double-cross one another, and so fosters camaraderie or enmity between players. Following the game, participants were placed inside an fMRI machine and then saw their fellow players zapped with electricity. The activity in their brain was recorded as they watched.
The scans revealed changes in activity as players who had cooperated got zapped, compared with those who had double-crossed them in the game. The results suggest that men get a much bigger kick than women from seeing revenge physically exacted on someone perceived to have wronged them.
"It was very surprising," Singer told New Scientist. "I didn't expect such a strong difference."
(via new scientist)
Posted by Groonk at 07:11 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Science
January 19, 2006
Google will fight the Empire
Considering the man listens to private phone conversations without the proper authority.
What the hell do they think he'll do with full access to Google?
The Bush Administration has asked a federal judge to order the world’s most popular internet search engine to hand over the records of all Google searches for any one-week period, as well as other closely guarded data. The California-based company is to fight the move.
[...]
The law was immediately challenged by civil liberties groups and never came into force. It was eventually struck down by the Supreme Court on the grounds that it was unconstitutionally restrictive of free speech.
(via ponzu viadigg)
Posted by Groonk at 04:24 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Politics, USA
Rocketboom, YEA
After a conversation with Pentacleus weeks ago, it occurred to me that not many folk know who Rocketboom's Amanda Congdon is.
Hey, Amanda. That photo just screams, "sex!" I'm sure that was the target. I just wanted you to know you hit it.
Full-on bullseye.
Meet the sexy, geeky host that lives there.
Posted by Groonk at 03:57 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Podcast, Sex
Sandow Birk thinks Hell is in L.A.
Medicmike bought a new book the other day and I'm kinda jealous.
You're lucky it wasn't Jersey.
(via medicmike)
Posted by Groonk at 02:20 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books
When Echizen kurage rule the oceans
I don't have enough pee in me to heal a wound from this sucker.
TOKYO, Japan (Reuters) -- A slimy jellyfish weighing as much as a sumo wrestler has Japan's fishing industry in the grip of its poisonous tentacles.
Vast numbers of Echizen kurage, or Nomura's jellyfish, have appeared around Japan's coast since July, clogging and ripping fishing nets and forcing fishermen to spend hours hacking them apart before bringing home their reduced catches.
[...]
Cutting up and disposing of the giants can turn a three-hour fishing trip into a 10-hour marathon, while valuable fish are poisoned or crushed under the weight of the unwanted catch.
And what a catch. One Echizen kurage can be up to 2 meters (6 feet, 7 inches) in diameter and weigh up to 200 kilograms (440 pounds).
[...]
Spikes in population have occurred in the past, notably in 1958, but consecutive outbreaks in 2002 and 2003 prompted the government to seek reasons and solutions.
Scientists have suggested global warming might be a factor.
Also:
Go figure.
(via medicmike)
Posted by Groonk at 02:02 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Only in Japan
Bin Laden sending messages again
The voice on the tape said heightened security in the United States is not the reason there have been no attacks there since the Sept. 11, 2001, suicide hijackings.
Instead, the reason is "because there are operations that need preparations," he said.
"The delay in similar operations happening in America has not been because of failure to break through your security measures. But the operations are happening in Baghdad and you will see them here at home the minute they are through (with preparations), with God's permission," he said.
In my experience, people who offer ultimatums are bargaining from positions of weakness.
Just guessing.
(via mywaynews)
Posted by Groonk at 11:38 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Politics
Poe visitor returns for 57th year
Last year, I had decided to go to a visit this year. I had forgotten when the exact date was so I looked it up last night and learned it was to be that very night.
Guess there's always next year.
Some of the 25 spectators drawn to a tiny, locked graveyard in downtown Baltimore for the ceremony climbed over the walls of the site and were "running all over the place trying to find out how the guy gets in," according to Jeff Jerome, the most faithful viewer of the event.
[...]
Jerome, curator of the Poe House and Museum, said early Thursday he had to chase people out of the graveyard, fearing they would interfere with the mystery visitor's ceremony.
"In letting people know about this tribute, I've been contributing to these people's desire to catch this guy," Jerome said. "It's such a touching tribute, and it's been disrupted by the actions of a few people trying to interfere and expose this guy."
Anyone have any idea who the mysterious visitor is? Or is it a conspiracy of visitors? Anyone ever been to the visit?
Anyone care?
To be clear, I'm not looking to expose the visitor. Just want to see something odd and strangely touching.
(via cnn)
Posted by Groonk at 10:06 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Just Freaking Neat, Weird
January 18, 2006
In case you were wondering
Friends' confusion over the current dancing banana on the top right there has caused me to explain myself.
Peanut Butter Terror Time is linked to the Department of Homeland Security threat indicator. By all rights he should change color just like the Sesame Street indicator.
Damn banana has yet to hit Oscar or Elmo. It just stays at Master Shake.
Stay ever vigilant eh, Mr Bush?
Posted by Groonk at 03:18 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Apps, Politics, Web Design
COMICS: Wolfskin
Written on a dare.
Before history was recorded in stone and ink, some men wrote it in blood.
illustrated by Juan Jose Ryp - written by Warren Ellis
(via warren ellis)
Posted by Groonk at 02:52 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Marketing
Sexual Physics for the dirty minded massses
Theoretical physics + sex = a science lesson that anybody can understand.
Here are two of the Top 10 reasons why sex at the speed of light is not an advisable form of procreation:
7. Relativistic flaming semen:
In the unlikely event that a vaporised penis can perform ejaculation, then the relativistic semen will create enormous air resistance, burst into flames almost instantaneously, and generate enormous impact forces. These forces will be sufficient to pierce a small hole straight through a woman's lower torso, just like a speeding bullet, only incinerating the surrounding tissue as it passes through.
6. Time-dilated necrophilia:
Unfortunately, the woman will probably be dead before ejaculation anyway. According to the relativistic theory of time dilation, then if the man is to actually thrust in and out at a speed infinitesimally close to the speed of light, then from his point of view, his partner will be ageing extremely quickly, and will be long dead before he ejaculates. Legally, he will be committing necrophilia.
(the full answer)
(via monochrome)
Posted by Groonk at 02:26 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Science, Sex
The Iron Giant: Taller than TALL
I watched the commentary on my newly purchased but only recently seen special edition of The Iron Giant. I was content in the idea that I loved that movie more than anyone else on this planet. I then searched the net for Iron Giant images and found that my love is only a schoolboy crush compared to this guy's Iron Giant affections.
Dave has created an Ultimate Iron Giant site, a virtual museum of all things big, metal, and directed by Brad Bird. Shirts, posters, clocks, limited edition artowork...it's all in there and available for trade if there are extras.
Posted by Groonk at 12:21 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Weird
Eat it raw
please mind the dentures
Discovered some time ago on that infernal thing called Livejournal. It makes me laugh most days I see it.
Posted by Groonk at 12:15 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem, Sex
January 17, 2006
Colin Farrell likes The Dirty Talk...Surpised?
--Colin Farrell to his former Playmate girlfriend Nicole Narain in the sex tape Marty Singer doesn't want us to see.
(via oh no they didn't)
Posted by Groonk at 11:56 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables, Sex
Naked Lady Taiko!
Oiled-up, glistening, and totally naked japanese women performing taiko.
Is it my birthday?
(via tokyo times)
Posted by Groonk at 04:11 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Only in Japan, Sex, Video
You're gonna want that...
...dangly noise-making thing that hangs around bovine necks
Posted by Groonk at 04:08 PM | Comments (1) | Ministry of Avatarem
Suicide defeats Bush Administration
Justices voted 6-3 to back the law, under which doctors are thought to have assisted with at least 208 suicides.
The ruling could free other states to pass laws like Oregon's, which is the only one of its kind in the US.
(via warren ellis)
Posted by Groonk at 03:39 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Politics
Japan's got an old man cane
Japan's Slow Lifers are taking over.
"Thus people will say that Spain has entered a final senility; they might as well say that Spain is losing all her teeth," he wrote. "Or people will say that Canada should soon produce a literature; which is like saying that Canada must soon grow a new moustache. Nations consist of people; the first generation may be decrepit, or the 10,000th may be vigorous."
[...]
Societies don't die when they increase their longevity and decrease their birthrate. They don't die when their populations decline rather than increase. They change. And from some perspectives (although not necessarily the economic one) this change is desirable, the result of increasing health and wealth. In fact, this sort of change (controlled decline rather than mindless growth) might be the very condition of a society's sustainability -- and the world's.
The Japan Times recently reported the projections of Iwao Fujimasa, a demographer with the National Graduate Institute for Policy Studies. According to the Times, Fujimasa "believes that while depopulation could depress the real estate market and affect the financial standing of banks dependent on real estate prices, as well as rattle the pension system, it will probably have a big plus side. He pointed to possible trends such as boosting gender equality, breaking down generation gaps and ultimately allowing for a more relaxed way of living. Land prices will fall, people will be able to afford bigger homes, and the daily crush on trains will be lessened."
There are two reactions to population decline: a hard-nosed economic one and a softer, more philosophical attitude focused on quality of life. If we must use the national-individual metaphor, let's say that Japan may just be hitting a sort of collective midlife crisis. And the best kind of midlife crisis makes you ask questions like: "Is that all there is?" and "What really matters to me?"
(via wired news)
Posted by Groonk at 03:22 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Only in Japan, Research
"Wrote science fiction. Took drugs. Found God."
The world has become more Dickian. BBC Radio 4 aired an interesting, trippy "factual" program called Confessions of a Crap Artist the other day.
Other Philip K Dick fond on GNET:
A Scanner Darkly trailer
A fake or a foot
Philip K Dick book downloads
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 03:13 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Streamed Goodness
January 16, 2006
LSD helps you think
"It must be changing something about the internal communication in my brain. Whatever my inner process is that lets me solve problems, it works differently, or maybe different parts of my brain are used, " said Herbert, 42, an early employee of Cisco Systems who says he solved his toughest technical problems while tripping to drum solos by the Grateful Dead -- who were among the many artists inspired by LSD.
"When I'm on LSD and hearing something that's pure rhythm, it takes me to another world and into anther brain state where I've stopped thinking and started knowing," said Herbert who intervened to ban drug testing of technologists at Cisco Systems.
(via wired news)
Posted by Groonk at 08:52 PM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Research
8 bit heaven
Boingboing knew I was looking for vintage video game stuff. They also knew my search wasn't going well. I don't know how they knew, but they knew.
Eerie really.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 08:27 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research
Cool, Daddy-O
Manuscripts, letters and first editions from Jack Kerouac and Allen Ginsberg are among the items on display.
A rare copy of Ginsberg's poem Howl, which is said to have ignited the Beat movement, is also housed in the museum.
(via bbcnews)
Posted by Groonk at 08:25 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
"Mostly, bukakkes are quiet."
Way back in February of 2004 I posted on Susannah Breslin's My, My American Bukkake Too in the old comics section.
I found myself thinking on Ms Breslin and wondering if she decided to do a sex blog again(she hasn't). I did find links to two of her comics on her Invisible Cowgirl site. My, My American Bukkake Too and My, My American Bukkake.
Read about the messy world of american bukakke. You know you want to.
Posted by Groonk at 07:24 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Sex
How Batgirl Infected the Interwub
The post caught on with cartoonists Dean Trippe and Jamie Dee Galey, and the two drew their own versions of Batgirl. And faster than you can say “a Batgirl meme has infected LiveJournal and the rest of the internet,” dozens and dozens of creators had drawn and posted their own versions of Batgirl.
Currently, there are over 200 versions of Batgirl in the list Galey has been keeping of artists who took up the de facto “Batgirl challenge.”
The Batgirl index in question.
(via newsarama)
Posted by Groonk at 07:14 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Digital Share
MOVIE: Pizza
There's a film called Pizza that has Ethan Embry, one of the better character actors around, and newcomer Kylie Sparks in it.
TRAILER: Pizza
Go figure it's nowhere near being available in my location.
Posted by Groonk at 03:58 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, Trailers
Ultraviolet must always equal vampires
I swear it must cause there has to be a billion movies out there that involve that name and has a vampire in it. IMDB calims there are only four, but they've been wrong before too many times to count.
I wasn't impressed with the idea of UltraViolet at first. I mean, how many times has the vampire-as-infection idea been done anyway? Then I noticed that it has the same director/writer(Kurt Wimmer) that did Equilibrium. UV will probably get my theatre money just for that fact.
Is funny but Milla looks more the Aeon Flux part than Charlize Theron. Probably woulda did a better job at it too.
IMNSHO.
(via 7d and dunc!)
Posted by Groonk at 03:14 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, One Sheets, Trailers
January 15, 2006
Action as suspense
--John Rogers
Posted by Groonk at 04:24 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables
Return of the Haka
I'm not much into team sports, but if more teams did the haka before each game, I'd watch every single one. Would even be tempted to participate.
Below you find New Zealand's All Blacks performing the haka before a game:
The Haka returns to my mind after visiting Kung Fu Monkey's site offhand.
Thanks to You Tube, I can visually share the Haka experience on this site.
English translation:
Tis life! Tis life!
Tis death! Tis death!
Tis life! Tis life!
Behold! There stands the hairy man
Who will cause the sun to shine!
One step upwards...
Another step upwards
The sun shines!
Posted by Groonk at 02:39 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Sport, Video
CSS template for Screenplay Formatting
Brilliant writer John August created and shared a CSS template that will format your screenplays for web use.
In fact, his entire site is worth a look see for aspiring screenwriters cause he constanly addresses writing issues and answers questions from the interested peanut gallery.
Handy guy that August.
Sidenote: Kung Fu Monkey's John Rogers has a few things to say about writing as well in his index fu.
Posted by Groonk at 02:23 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Blogged, CSS
Portable culture, for societies on the go
Ellis on why the manga format is an important and good format to use.
(via bad signal)
Posted by Groonk at 12:59 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables, Research
January 13, 2006
DJ Zoe: Certified Mixtape Badass
Her taste in music borders on genius. A pleasant blend of obscure and mainstream gems. She also podcasts better than most professional DJs.
Zoe's, currently, 15 years old.
If you aren't listening to Zoeradio you are really missing something. Zoe is 15 and has a podcast of stuff she's listening to. I just finished listening to her Best of 2005 show which includes stuff by One Block Radius, The Hold Steady, Okkervil River, Brendan Benson, Alaska!, The Break and Repair Method, Dios Malos, Art Brut, Fannypack, Natasha Benningfield, Kanye West, Fallout Boy, Deerhoof, Jamie Lidell, The New Pornographers, The Books, and Ted Leo and it's amazing. I'm really blown away by this and am downloading the rest of the episodes right now. This is seriously one of the best things I've come across online in a very long time. Forget everything I've said about how much radio in LA sucks, because thanks to Zoe it no longer does. The good stuff just isn't actually on the radio.
(blogging la) (via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 08:22 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Music, Podcast
Prehistoric Ape-men had intense bird-fear
"These types of discoveries give us real insight into the past lives of these human ancestors, the world they lived in and the things they feared," Lee Berger, a paleo-anthropologist at Johannesburg's University of Witwatersrand, said as he presented his conclusions about a mystery that has been debated since the remains of the possible human ancestor known as the Taung child were discovered in 1924.
The Taung child's discovery led to the search for human origins in Africa, instead of in Asia or Europe as once theorized. Researchers regard the fossil of the ape-man, or australopethicus africanus, as evidence of the "missing link" in human evolution.
Researchers had speculated the Taung child was killed by a leopard or saber-toothed feline. But 10 years ago, Berger and fellow researcher Ron Clarke submitted the theory the hunter was a large predatory bird, based on the fact most of the other fossils found at the same site were small monkeys that showed signs of having been killed by a predatory bird.
CAW! CAW!
Swoop.
Snatch!
You're dead.
(via 7d)
Posted by Groonk at 07:50 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Science
Humans taste like dirt...
(Originally uploaded by The Cats Jungle.)
Posted by Groonk at 07:44 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Flickrlicious
The History of Computing Project
Another straight forward project.
They plot from video games all the way back to cuneiform clay tablet calculating.
They're also cite worthy for research papers and shut.
Posted by Groonk at 07:36 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History
...and Bob's your Uncle
World Wide Words gives insight into those kooky british phrases of which I've become quite fond.
[A] This is a catchphrase which seemed to arise out of nowhere and yet has had a long period of fashion and is still going strong. It's known mainly in Britain and Commonwealth countries, and is really a kind of interjection. It's used to show how simple it is to do something: "You put the plug in here, press that switch, and Bob's your uncle!".
(full meaning)
Posted by Groonk at 07:14 AM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Grammar
The Reality of Superheroes
A clip of the letter sent to Mr Ellis:
hi,i'm a superhero...seriously.
some friends and i have become tired of the muggers, rapists, and general riff raff causing problems in our city.
this is not a joke.
we've started a group called the Justice Society of Justice (offering twice the Justice as the leading competitors) and we go out and fight crime on a semi nightly basis.
we've only got about 8 hardcore members that go out with us right now,but we're hoping to raise that number tenfold.
Is weird but the guy in the silver mask with the cane strikes a neat image.
They should appear on Sci Fi Channel's Who Wants to be a Superhero? before they leave excellent corpses.
They're all positively barking, of course.
(via warren ellis)
Posted by Groonk at 06:56 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Research
Norwegians prepare for worse, build food ark
Sounds a lot like that so-so movie Titan AE. Minus the ginormous spaceship and the Earth blowing to bits.
They are the precious food plants that have emerged from 10,000 years of selection by farmers.
The facility "would essentially be built to last forever," according to a feasibility study.
It will be built deep in permafrost in the side of a sandstone mountain on the Norwegian island of Spitsbergen, 1,000 kilometers (625 miles) from the North Pole, the British weekly says in its next issue, out on Saturday.
(via warren ellis)
Posted by Groonk at 06:47 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research
Nano-battery to power artificial retina
The center will design, model, synthesize, and fabricate nanomedical devices based on natural and synthetic ion transporters — proteins that control ion motion across the membranes of every living cell.
The first task for the center will be to design a class of devices for generating electric power — bio-batteries — for a wide array of implantable devices, starting with an artificial retina that has already been developed at the Doheny Eye Institute at the University of Southern California. The artificial retina and accompanying nanobattery will be used to correct certain types of macular degeneration.
Inching ever so closer to a world filled with Mek.
(via warren ellis)
Posted by Groonk at 06:38 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Health, Nanotech
ASIFA Hollywood Animation Archive
Now that's a mouthful of cartooning archiving blog.
[...]
The database will contain a wide range of material... illustration and print cartoons catagorized by subject and artist; all kinds of animation art from character designs and model sheets to animation drawings and background paintings. Movies of pencil tests and key scenes by famous animators will be included, as will audio files documenting the work of major voice over artists. All of the digital files will be accessible by a simple keyword search. Artists will be able to quickly see different approaches to the design of a specific subject, research the work of artists who interest them, and gain inspiration from the rich history of animation.
Of note to me: Cartooning self-taught.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 05:29 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Blogged, Tutorials
NPR Stations Google Mapped
Find any NPR broadcast in your current area by plugging in a zip code or city and state.
Posted by Groonk at 05:26 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Google-fied
"How much would you have to be payed to kill a puppy with your bare hands?"
That's what a handful of young folks were asked.
The answers are interesting to say the least.
Apparently if an oversized novelty check is involved, one guy would swing the axe. Keep that bitch with the fluffy hat away from me, though. I may choke the life out of her myself... for free.
If you WATCH you'll know why.
If I was ever convinced to do it, you can be there to watch as the last bit of goodness in my heart withers and rots like so much spoiled milk.
(via 7d)
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January 12, 2006
When all else fails...dance: part 3 The Stewie Edition
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Scrubs iMix tape
One of the funniest shows on the TV is Scrubs. More often than not Scrubs has some of the coolest music to match each episode's end scene.
Scrubs fansite My Own Personal 'Net Thing(love that title) collects the info on which song is featured in what episode.
And for your convenience, there's a Scrubs iMix that I'm deeply tempted to take advantage of.
Also discovered that some of the songs on the Scrubs DVDs have been replaced from their original airing. Another victim of music copyrights fucking over TV show DVD releases.
Posted by Groonk at 02:37 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Music
Best. Blonde Joke. Ever.
This blonde joke will make you laugh. You'll laugh and laugh.
I know you will.
(via eggradio message boards)
Posted by Groonk at 03:21 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny
January 11, 2006
OVERLOAD: The Post of iPod
I covet what I don't have:
Like FLiXPO only this has all your iPod video B Movie needs.
There's a lot of silent-era stuff, but also a rich vein of kitsch trash, including clunkers from Ed Wood (Plan 9 from Outer Space), George Romero (Night of the Living Dead) and a Russian psychotronic/cult/camp sci-fi oddity called Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women.
(cult of mac)
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"Money for old rope"
This is money for old rope. The iPod generation is being wooed into spending money on old content it has already seen and in many cases already paid for. Just as we bought CD copies of albums we'd already bought on tape or vinyl, and in some cases then bought the same tracks again on the iTMS. The same thing, purchased three times! That sort of brand loyalty makes record and TV company executives smile.
There's a perceived value in nostalgia. People of my generation get a warm feeling when they hear those late 70s / early 80s new wave hits. And the same applies to some TV shows..."
(cult of mac)
Watching sci-fi channel reruns of Knight Rider have thankfully cleansed me of Knight Rider nostalgia.
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iPod jacking. Kinda like a very expensive mix tape. Only with penetration.
IPod jacking is when two strangers swap headphone jacks to sample each others' music. It's one way to discover new music, and can be used to break the ice. IPod jacking was a lot easier when iPods were rarer, and the white earbuds signified membership of an exclusive club.
(cult of mac)
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Gabe McIntyre teaches video podcasting and has a funny haircut.
Posted by Groonk at 03:27 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Technology
Go! Mighty Orbots!
"Protecting the worlds from the Shadow of evil and doom!"
Somebody in this cold, cruel world, please heed my pleas and put the entire season of Mighty Orbots on DVD.
Don't make me bring up that whole mess of the Supergirl DVD debacle.
I mean, how in fuck does one of the worst movies put on film get a multi-disc DVD treatment while true quality wastes away in the minds of eager children of the 80s I'll never freaking know.
Ok, PTBs. You make season DVDs of Mighty Orbots and Strange Luck and we can almost call it even.
If you do this for me, I'll give you a cookie.
-Shadow Agent Groonk
Posted by Groonk at 05:20 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Just Freaking Neat, Music
Hyperdrive engine, GO!
Sumbitch! Did someone flip the 24th century switch and not tell me?
The AIAA is certainly not embarrassed. What's more, the US military has begun to cast its eyes over the hyperdrive concept, and a space propulsion researcher at the US Department of Energy's Sandia National Laboratories has said he would be interested in putting the idea to the test. And despite the bafflement of most physicists at the theory that supposedly underpins it, Pavlos Mikellides, an aerospace engineer at the Arizona State University in Tempe who reviewed the winning paper, stands by the committee's choice. "Even though such features have been explored before, this particular approach is quite unique," he says.
[...]
The answer to that question hinges on the work of a little-known German physicist. Burkhard Heim began to explore the hyperdrive propulsion concept in the 1950s as a spin-off from his attempts to heal the biggest divide in physics: the rift between quantum mechanics and Einstein's general theory of relativity.
[...]
In Heim's six-dimensional world, the forces of gravity and electromagnetism are coupled together. Even in our familiar four-dimensional world, we can see a link between the two forces through the behaviour of fundamental particles such as the electron. An electron has both mass and charge. When an electron falls under the pull of gravity its moving electric charge creates a magnetic field. And if you use an electromagnetic field to accelerate an electron you move the gravitational field associated with its mass. But in the four dimensions we know, you cannot change the strength of gravity simply by cranking up the electromagnetic field.
In Heim's view of space and time, this limitation disappears. He claimed it is possible to convert electromagnetic energy into gravitational and back again, and speculated that a rotating magnetic field could reduce the influence of gravity on a spacecraft enough for it to take off.
When he presented his idea in public in 1957, he became an instant celebrity. Wernher von Braun, the German engineer who at the time was leading the Saturn rocket programme that later launched astronauts to the moon, approached Heim about his work and asked whether the expensive Saturn rockets were worthwhile. And in a letter in 1964, the German relativity theorist Pascual Jordan, who had worked with the distinguished physicists Max Born and Werner Heisenberg and was a member of the Nobel committee, told Heim that his plan was so important "that its successful experimental treatment would without doubt make the researcher a candidate for the Nobel prize".
But all this attention only led Heim to retreat from the public eye. This was partly because of his severe multiple disabilities, caused by a lab accident when he was still in his teens. But Heim was also reluctant to disclose his theory without an experiment to prove it. He never learned English because he did not want his work to leave the country. As a result, very few people knew about his work and no one came up with the necessary research funding. In 1958 the aerospace company Bölkow did offer some money, but not enough to do the proposed experiment.
(Another gem found on warren ellis.com and he's right, the whole thing bends your mind in ways you thought impossible.)
Posted by Groonk at 04:58 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat, Research, Science
January 10, 2006
Nano-Armor a reality and tougher than all get-out
Last year, a sample of the ApNano material was subjected to tests in which a steel projectile traveling at a speed of up to 1.5 kilometers per second slammed into the material.
Executives said the impact was the equivalent to dropping four diesel locomotives onto an area the size of a human fingernail.
They said the nano-based armor, which stemmed from a new carbon form called Inorganic Fullerenes, withstood the impact.
The company's chief executive officer, Menachem Genut, said the company would launch initial production within the next six months. Genut said this would mean the production of between 100 and 200 kilograms of the nano-material per day.
(via warren ellis)
Posted by Groonk at 05:44 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Nanotech, Research
January 08, 2006
If only it were possible

smack that bitch up
Found in Eggland.
Posted by Groonk at 02:48 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
Rock Crawling buggies
The 'sport' doesn't interest me. The buggies do.
(via b55seddel)
Posted by Groonk at 12:22 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Sport, Video
LSD told Albert Hoffman to "find me"
100 year old "Father of Acid" Albert Hoffman surprised me. I never thought of him as a romantic.
As the years accumulate behind him, Mr. Hofmann's conversation turns ever more insistently around one theme: man's oneness with nature and the dangers of an increasing inattention to that fact.
"It's very, very dangerous to lose contact with living nature," he said, listing to the right in a green armchair that looked out over frost-dusted fields and snow-laced trees. A glass pitcher held a bouquet of roses on the coffee table before him. "In the big cities, there are people who have never seen living nature, all things are products of humans," he said. "The bigger the town, the less they see and understand nature." And, yes, he said, LSD, which he calls his "problem child," could help reconnect people to the universe.
So that's what Freddie Mercury meant about wanting to ride his bicycle. Color me an idiot for taking the song at face value.
(via boingboing)
When he returned to his lab the next Monday, he tried to identify the source of his experience, believing first that it had come from the fumes of a chloroform-like solvent he had been using. Inhaling the fumes produced no effect, though, and he realized he must have somehow ingested a trace of LSD. "LSD spoke to me," Mr. Hofmann said with an amused, animated smile. "He came to me and said, 'You must find me.' He told me, 'Don't give me to the pharmacologist, he won't find anything.' "
Posted by Groonk at 11:59 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Interviews, Research
The Best UFO Pictures Ever Taken...
...and not a damn one of them in focus.
(via fark)
Posted by Groonk at 11:51 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research
January 07, 2006
Nextwave has a theme song?!?
The fuck?
LISTEN: Nextwave theme song
It's on their Thunder Thighs myspace page, too.
That's kinda funny. Stupid funny. Mostly just funking odd. Which, strangely, is working for me.
Gods in hell, I'd never buy that song though.
[...]
1. "'NEXTWAVE' is the most unique super hero comic on the market.
2. "'NEXTWAVE' is printed with mother's milk.
3. "'NEXTWAVE' will make you fall in love with Warren Ellis (you remember what love is, RIGHT?).
4. "'NEXTWAVE' is the funniest comic book ever (take that, Dark Knight Strikes Again!)
5. "'NEXTWAVE' proves that Stuart Immonen made a pact with the devil to make him the most versatile artist in the world.
6. "'NEXTWAVE' contains subliminal messages that will increase your IQ and lower your cholesterol.
7. "'NEXTWAVE' gloriously brings four lower tier characters back up into the upper tier while creating a few hilarious new characters.
8. "'NEXTWAVE' knows where you live. Don't piss it off."
Marvel's going into sell-overload over Ellis' Nextwave book, starting this month.
Come to think on it, I've been advertising for them pretty steady, too. For damn free.
Hey, Marvel. Share that wealth, man!
(via cbr)
Posted by Groonk at 09:21 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Marketing, Music
LISTEN: Alexi Murdoch
I literally just heard a track of his on Eggradio.com. It fit the mood I'm in so I looked him up on the good ole interwub.
LISTEN: KCRW's Morning Becomes Eclectic show featuring Alexi Murdoch.
His sound is sorta folksy-pop(yeah, it's a down kind mood this evening/monring). But Murdoch's sound actually has a soul. If it could become a thing alive, it would live and die and get definite admission into heaven. Whichever one it believed in, of course.
There's a 2003 Austin Chronicle article that drops a good word on him, too. I'm not finding any new buzz on Alexi Murdoch. Wonder what happened to him.
He's scottish, kids. So he's not crap.
Posted by Groonk at 03:02 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Albums, Artist, Music, Streamed Goodness
When all else fails...dance: part 2
dancing iQueen
Found somewhere on Livejournal.
Posted by Groonk at 02:31 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
Somewhere in Glasglow...the truth was written down
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 02:23 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Culture, Funny
The Science behind branding
The researchers scanned the volunteers’ brains using a technique called functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) to detect enhanced blood flow in various brain regions – the greater the flow, the greater the neural activity in those areas.
They developed a Pavlovian-type association by flashing a geometric shape on a computer screen and giving a squirt of juice into the volunteers’ mouths. However, the volunteers did not realise that they were being conditioned in this way – they were simply told to press a button to indicate on which side of the screen the shape had appeared.
The team measured how the volunteers had become conditioned by measuring their anticipation of the juice squirts following an image by measuring the dilation of their pupils.
The fMRI scans revealed significant responses reflecting learning in the ventral midbrain and the ventral striatum. Crucially, they found that the strength of the response correlated with the volunteer’s like or dislike of the juice.
“Stronger neural responses occur in these regions to a cue that is associated with a more preferred food,” said Doherty. “This shows that when you see a cue that is predictive of a reward, you are able to access information about your subjective preferences.”
“For instance, if you learn that a particular fast food outlet gave you food poisoning the last time you ate there – it is going to be in your interest to know not to go there again once you see the sign for that shop in the street,” he says.
squirt. squirt. squirt. squirt.
Tasty, yes?
I thought so.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 12:58 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Marketing, Science
January 06, 2006
Branson's Virgin Comics and Animation
In the one hand Mr Branson wants to start a spaceport and in the other he wants to start up a new comics oriented enterprise.
I wonder if those hands will come together somehow.
He described comics as being part of the "brave new world" of entertainment. "Comic book characters are the new cult; the new religion."
(via Bad Signal)
Posted by Groonk at 11:36 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics
January 05, 2006
So much Miyazaki, So little time
There's a whole mess of Hayao Miyazaki movies airing this month on Turner Classic Movies channel. And by a whole mess I mean a month. And by a month I mean every Thursday.
The whole damn thing kicks off tonight with Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke.
Now even if you never even heard of anime or flat out don't like it, I encourage you to give any Miyazaki flick a try. His work transcends the anime barrier and creates a category all it's own. A category named Consistent Good Storytelling.
Some call Hayao Miyazaki the "Japanese Walt Disney." I prefer to call him "God of all Stories." He shares the title with Neil Gaiman and Joss Whedon, when he eats all his vegetables.
Warren Ellis relegated himself to Internet Jesus. So his title is defined.
I'm stoked that I finally get to see "Nausicaa of the Valley" and "My Neighbor Totoro". Though I'm disappointed that "Kiki's Delivery Service" didn't make the list.
(via co-infomaster Dunc!)
Posted by Groonk at 03:24 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Anime, Just Freaking Neat, Movies
When all else fails...dance: part 1
My advice to you is to dance like a japanese pop star backed up by a cadre of gimp sex slaves.
(via bre pettis)
Posted by Groonk at 06:14 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Music, Only in Japan, Video
Hear the sounds of an 80s/70s kid
A while back Family Guy did a cutaway to that classic Sesame Street bit "The Pinball Song".
It affected 7d so deeply that he went on a search for them.
I promptly forgot about it.
Weeks later 7d brings me samples of commercials and other noise(some work. some don't)that reinvigorated my interest. It was mainly "The Alligator King" song that brought a nostalgiac shine to my eyes. Don't know why but I loved that song and animation as a kid. The Sesame Street Sounds Archives has a list of many others.
I'll drop a few links of my TV childhood below:
The Pinball Song(remixed!)
Slightly off from the original but still on the side of good.
The Alligator King
Even though I can't find the video to this classic, I
















