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November 30, 2005
Flipbook Action
In dabbling with the idea of simple animation, I racked my brain for weeks figuring out how to do it. There are books and internet tutorials of course, but I just have to do things the hard way.
In the latest Bre Petis Room 132 podcast, he had his kids make simple flip book animation. Which re-reminded me to KISS.
There are lots of things eating other things in the Room 132 flipbook action though. I wonder if his kids are mental.(I like the demon turning into penguin then eating a fish book the best. Maybe that makes me mental.)
Man I was so burned when it came to my public education. Did we make flipbooks back then? Hell no!
Just call me Bitter Groonk.
Posted by Groonk at 02:43 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Podcast
November 29, 2005
Ozzy and Miles, together at Last
Ozzy’s 1970s group was first nominated in 1996. But until Monday, the panel of musicians, industry professionals and journalists who vote on inductees kept the door barred. Except for Led Zeppelin, the hall has largely ignored metal since the organization was founded in 1987.
In 1999, Osbourne requested that Black Sabbath be taken off the list of nominees.
[...]
Davis, the late trumpeter, is the first jazz musician accepted as a full inductee. Louis Armstrong (1990), Dinah Washington (1993) and Billie Holiday (2000) were previously honored as being early influences on rock ’n’ roll.
Davis’ hard glare and restless innovation gave him a style that rockers appreciated, and he embraced rock and hip-hop sounds in his later recordings.
I refuse to acknowledge Lynyrd Skynyrd cause I'm sick of every backwater yelling for that damn "Free Bird" song at every concert or local musician gig.
Fucking blight on The Land, that is.
(via b55seddel)
Posted by Groonk at 07:18 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture
November 24, 2005
Mandy Amano: THE Hottest Fangirl in Comics
Contemplate the raw unfettered beauty of Mandy Amano(that pepsi girl) whilst I disappear into turkey dinners for the next few days.
WIZARD: Did your dad have comics all over the place when you were growing up?AMANO: Absolutely. We had artwork on the walls from artists like Frank Frazetta and characters like Wolverine, the Shadow, Rocketeer and Batman. And my dad had boxes and boxes of comics around the house and there were the weekend trips to the comic book store. Because it was such a part of me growing up, it didn't register that is was something different. I would really only notice it when I would go to my other friends' houses and they'd have Georgia O'Keefe and Thomas Kincaid art up and then they'd come to my house and scream, "Whoa, Wolverine!"
WIZARD:Other than the influence of your dad, what else kept you interested in comics?
AMANO: Aside from growing up reading and hearing about comics, I grew up on fairy tales, too. I was instilled with a deep appreciation and love for fantasy. And my dad is such a storyteller and a romantic person in the way he looks at the world. And that whole alternate reality of it where everything's heightened and stakes are so high and it's colorful. I think, too, the thing that's really appealing about comic books is that just like Chekhov and Shakespeare, it's telling really human stories, but it's telling it in such a timeless way because it's not preaching to you. It's coming in a package that's fun. And it's interesting in the sense that there are such moral, human issues being addressed in these stories, but most of these characters aren't human, so it's a parable of sorts. So I always felt like it was interesting to learn about the human condition, but in a kickass, fun way.
Posted by Groonk at 08:00 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Interviews
November 22, 2005
The Navy wants a railgun!
And what the Navy wants...
[...]
“The basic physics have been around for 80 years,” he said. “I think things opened up when the Navy decided their next generation ship would be electric.”
[...]
Another benefit of EM guns is that they do not require explosive warheads, reducing shipboard hazards.
“The projectile is basically going into space,” Caskey said. “It could really change the way you look at ballistics.”
(via medicmike)
Posted by Groonk at 11:28 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Technology, War
The Sony Rootkit Debacle Continues
Sony must truly regret being right-bastards about now. Boingboing has another roundup on their noise(I'm only posting one day here. Go to Boingboing for the full noise):
Nov 17: Sony still advising public to install rootkits
18 days after the revelation that Sony's CDs contain dangerous rootkits, Sony still has live web-pages advising its customers to go ahead and install their software (This is still the case as of Nov 22!).
Nov 17: Schneier: Why didn't anti-virus apps defend us against Sony's rootkit?
Security researcher Bruce Schneier accuses anti-spyware companies of being soft on Sony because it was released by a giant, sleazy company instead of a small, sleazy company.
Nov 17: Uninstaller for Sony's other malware screws up your PC
Some of Sony's music CDs carry a second form of malicious software, a spyware program called Suncomm Mediamax. Princeton researchers Ed Felten and Alex Halderman discover that the uninstaller provided by Suncomm leaves your computer open to complete takeover through simply looking at web-pages with malicious code in them.
Nov 17: Amazon offers refunds for all Sony rootkit CDs
Amazon sends an email to everyone who bought a rootkit-infected Sony CD from them and offers a full refund -- now that's how it's done. (On November 21, the US Army/Airforce Exchange Service followed suit).
I hear the entire country of Italy wants to sue their ass.
Posted by Groonk at 09:50 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Technology
Re-newing my search for magic
Robert Houdin is the french magician that Harry Houdini admired and, obviously, where Harry got his name.
A Conjurer's Confessions by M. Robert-Houdin is an eText excerpt from The Lock and Key Library.
Here are some bits from previous posts:
(compiled by me. located all over)
Posted by Groonk at 09:29 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research
Technology and Comics working together
Jostling on the sidelines of this week's UN net summit in Tunis were dozens of projects that provide people in developing countries with much-needed hardware to get digital.
[...]
But they found was that after the trainer they provided for two months left the schools, the computers in the labs remained largely untouched, especially by the teachers themselves.
"It is no use giving computers away to schools if no one is going to use them," Ebben Haotuikulipi from SchoolNet Namibia explained to the BBC News website.
"It is printed every Tuesday in the local youth newspaper, so it goes across the country. What is in the comic is also all online," said Ms Haotuikulipi.
(via bbcnews)
Posted by Groonk at 09:22 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Culture, Technology, World
The Lucifer Project
Ok. So somebody read/watched 2010.
Also, Lucifer is has been known as the "Lightbringer" or "Lucifer Morningstar".
(via warrenellis)
Posted by Groonk at 08:27 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Science
November 21, 2005
NYC Blue Ball Machine
It was casual friday on November 18's Rocketboom and the kids over there did a live skit involving those insidious blue balls.
Also, tragedy strikes the blue ball machine.
Posted by Groonk at 10:46 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Podcast
A Buffy Dialogue Database
While looking for specific Buffy dialogue on Buffyology for this week's Groonkly Bit I found a database for Buffy and Angel quotes.
Posted by Groonk at 04:47 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables
November 20, 2005
LISTEN: Delta Chi: The Band?!
There's a band somewhere overseas called Delta Chi. I being associated with the fraternity called Delta Chi find that fairly amusing.
Their music ain't bad either. I'm not rushing out and buying it, but it's not bad.
They also have myspace connections.
Posted by Groonk at 09:27 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Artist, Blogged, Music, Streamed Goodness
'Albert Hubo' Robot Shakes Hands with its Own
(via boing boing and yahoonews)
Posted by Groonk at 08:32 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Robots
Ze Frank Re-Creates the Cruise vs Lauer Debate via flash Alien
Remember when Tom Cruise showed his crazy on TV with Matt lauer when he went of on "knowing" psychology and it was funny in that sad, pathetic kind of way?
Ze does cool shit.
(via b55seddel and boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 07:56 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flash, Funny
November 17, 2005
Metropolis poster sells for $690,000!
Some Californian bought the classic German 1920s film "Metropolis" poster for $690,000.

CLASSIC!
The art deco poster is one of only four known copies in existence. The Museum of Modern Art in New York and Berlin's Film Museum have one each while another is in a private collection.
I really love that poster. Elegant. Classic. Simple design. And kinda futuristic.
(via ain't it cool)
Posted by Groonk at 08:50 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, One Sheets
MOVIES: V for Vendetta the Movie Goes Retro
This is turning into one-sheet week.
Hmmm.
One-Sheet Week.
Full image after the jump(ain't it cool).
The first teaser poster lives here.
(via cbr who didn't get the exclusive but should have)
Posted by Groonk at 08:33 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, One Sheets
Network Suits Say I watch More TV with DVR
Starting Dec. 26, Nielsen Media Research will begin incorporating DVR data into its ratings. That means it won't just measure how many people watch "Desperate Housewives" on a Sunday night, but also how many people record it and watch up to a week later.
The ability to watch without being tied to a schedule can significantly increase the visibility of programs that might not be appointment viewing. For example, people with DVRs are watching the WB shows "Supernatural" and "Smallville" at more than twice the rate of people without the machines.
I knew they were recording all aspects of my DVR data but until I really knew it, I was ok with it. Now I feel the penetrating stare of Mordor coming from my DVR box.
(via 7d)
Posted by Groonk at 12:26 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture
Mini Cooper Robot?!
I should be sleeping.
The video looks a bit dodgy. Maybe.
Dr. Colin Mayhew interviews and talks like he knows his stuff.
But I just don't know.
(via rocketboom)
Posted by Groonk at 01:37 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Robots, Video
Why Does Edison Hate Future?
Maybe it's cause he electrified kittens and puppies and a damn elephant as an example to the dangers of alternating current.
Edison held a particular interest in direct current BTW.
I really don't have anything against Edison. I'm mostly sharing cause the whole "Edison Hate Future" thing makes me chuckle.
But, dude, he electrocuted puppies. Puppies!
(UPDATE: Soon to be a tee shirt!
Correction. It IS a tee shirt!)
(via warren ellis)
Posted by Groonk at 01:03 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Marketing
November 15, 2005
COMICS: Nextwave Knows Your Mom
The Nextwave advertising campaign continues to win me over.
Ellis shares the latest cover on Flickr.
He also lets us know that Planetary still exists in places other than his warped brain-pan.
Posted by Groonk at 06:07 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Marketing
Nic Cage as Ghost Rider
I can see Nic Cage playing Johnny Cage far easier than I could him flying about as Superman.
Dunc! re-reminded me about the Ghost Rider movie that's in the works, here's a teaser poster from San Diego:
I do have isssues with that bike design, but that's just me.
I never kept up with Ghost Rider in the comics. He did weave in and out of X-Men continuity so I was aware of his existence.
Some interesting choices for some of the other characters in the upcoming movie. Crazy Eyes himself is playing blackheart the demon.
Posted by Groonk at 05:50 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Movies, One Sheets
November 14, 2005
The Chumscrubber
What do you get when Billy Elliot, Trinity, The English Patient, that funny looking guy from Invasion(and countless other flicks), TV's C.J. Craig, and countless other character actors work together on the same movie?
A possibly interesting film called The Chumscrubber.
Is weird but jamie Bell has a better American accent than I do.
Posted by Groonk at 04:45 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, One Sheets, Trailers
DIGITAL SHARE: Streaming Soundtracks
Lots of studying/reading is upon me. Time to listen to music that has no words.
Me + Reading = absolutely no lyrics
It's a quirk of mine.
Posted by Groonk at 04:37 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Music, Streamed Goodness
SHARE: My Glitch in the Matrix
I liked Sequential Pictures so much that I hastily assembled a "Glitch in the Matrix" wallpaper from the images they provided on their site:
As per usual, click the image for full size. then right-click and 'set as background' for IE users or right-click and 'set as wallpaper' for Firefox users.
Though I still say "A Lost Hope" is the best of the two.
Posted by Groonk at 02:05 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Wallpapers
Buyers of Sony CDs Beware
I heard about Sony's rootkit noise on a TWiT episode some time ago.
Boingboing has posted a timeline of Sony's contempt for their customers.
The following is just lose bits from the after-math:
* Sony lied about its rootkit. They said it didn't phone home with information about your deeds. It does. When they were caught in the lie, they said that they didn't pay attention to the information it sent back, so it's OK
* Microsoft is building a Sony rootkit-remover into its anti-spyware product
* Lawsuits against Sony are already underway in Italy and the US
* At least one piece of malicious software that exploits Sony's rootkit has been discovered in the wild
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 01:51 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Music, Technology
November 13, 2005
Scientists have created a HIV Bacteria Barrier
Although the research is still at an early stage, they hope it could eventually lead to a practical and cost effective new way to combat the virus.
[...]
Most HIV transmission occurs on the surfaces of the gut and reproductive areas which are normally coated with a layer of bacteria.
When the modified bacteria were introduced in mice, they successfully colonised parts of the lower gut, and were also found in lower concentrations in the vagina.
(via warren ellis)
Posted by Groonk at 10:00 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Health
Spider Jerusalem's Chair-Leg of Truth

sure. why not?
For those of you not in the know about Spider:
Transmetropolitan
The Transmet Feed
Transmetropolitan Wiki'd
(via Raven)
Posted by Groonk at 09:42 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
SHARE: EggRadio...for all kinds of Cocks
A while back I made a few wallpapers for my favorite internet radio station:
The Egg Evolution(not accepted in Kansas)
The rest was subject to my devices.
Posted by Groonk at 07:20 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Wallpapers
Silly
(via DT)
Posted by Groonk at 02:20 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Funny, Sex
November 11, 2005
Gigantic Apes Lived Among Humans Millions of Years Ago
Science said it. So that makes it true.
For now anyway.
Fortunately for the early humans, the huge primate's diet consisted mainly of bamboo.
Scientists have known about Gigantopithecus blackii since the accidental discovery of some of its teeth on sale in a Hong Kong pharmacy about 80 years ago. While the idea of a giant ape piqued the interest of scientists – and bigfoot hunters – around the world, it was unclear how long ago this beast went extinct.
Now Jack Rink, a geochronologist at McMaster University in Ontario, has used a high-precision absolute-dating method to determine that this ape – the largest primate ever – roamed Southeast Asia for nearly a million years before the species died out 100,000 years ago during the Pleistocene period. By this time, humans had existed for a million years.
If you read the rest of the article you'll discover that it says that humans may have helped destroy the critter.
(via warrenellis)
Posted by Groonk at 01:29 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Science
Pat Robertson knows he's GOD
Last summer, he hit the headlines by calling for the assassination of leftist Venezuelan Present Hugo Chavez, one of President George W. Bush's most vocal international critics.
"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, "The 700 Club."
Wow! Just...wow.
I mean...really?
You're kidding right?
Right?!?
(via warrenellis)
Posted by Groonk at 12:57 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Religion, USA
Life and Times of the Dearuki-Zoku
"There's been a dramatic increase in the dearuki-zoku. They don't eat meals at home with family members and you can clearly see with your own eyes the large increase in young people who hang about on the streets together with the same old friends," Masataka tells Sapio. "They make places like Shibuya their territory and rarely head even to places like (nearby entertainment and shopping districts) Shinjuku or Harajuku. They get tired going to new places or meeting new people. If they get hungry while they're strolling around, they simply get food by going into a convenience store, buying something and sitting down outside on the curb to eat it. If not that, then they just hang around for hours in fast food joints."
I may file this under 'Only in Japan' but that's only cause the story's based there. I mean, really, That sounds like some American kids, too.
Hell that sounds like me!
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 12:23 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Only in Japan, USA
November 10, 2005
Fan Dancing Robots, Go!
I like it when robots do the sexy, sexy fan dance.
They're more amusing than ANYTHING on MTV or VH1.
Oddly enough, they didn't do "the robot".
Posted by Groonk at 08:08 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Robots
Rube Goldberg Would be Proud
I could stare at this noise for HOURS.
And the music's catchy, too.
(damn you rocketboom)
Posted by Groonk at 07:40 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Just Freaking Neat
It's RSS Day
I always miss the good holidays. Rocketboom set me straight though.
As did Bre Pettis' I Make Things.
Posted by Groonk at 07:29 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Holiday, Technology
Carbon Retaining Fake Bastard Trees Could Save the World
"It looks like a goal post with Venetian blinds," said the Columbia University physicist, referring to his sketch at the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science in Denver, Colorado.
If built to scale, according to Dr Lackner, synthetic trees could help clean up an atmosphere grown heavy with carbon dioxide, the most abundant gas produced by humans and implicated in climate warming.
He predicts that one synthetic tree could remove 90,000 tonnes of CO2 in a year - the emissions equivalent of 15,000 cars.
"You can be a thousand times better than a living tree," he said.
(via digg)
Posted by Groonk at 06:53 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Science
Rows of Nude Ladies Far as the Mouse can Scroll
Mise a Nu is an interesting/odd work by Reynald Drouhin. Be sure to mouse over the scrolling ladies:
(via DT)
Posted by Groonk at 02:54 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Flash, Sex
November 09, 2005
WATCH: Fire in the Hole
When I see videos like this I can't help but wonder, 'When, exactly, did we fail today's youth?"
Watch: Fire in the hole! (Possibly NSFW. Your call.)
Then I laugh my hell damn ass off!
(via dirt)
Posted by Groonk at 04:00 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Video
WATCH: A Limey Piss His Pants
In all fairness, I would have been eating dirt LONG before he freaked out.
(via medicmike)
Posted by Groonk at 03:28 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Video
November 08, 2005
The Baby Name Wizard's: Name Voyager
This little web-app tracks the popularity of of your name as-you-type it in.
It seems that my name, my true name, was most popular in the 1910s with about 600 million baby boys running about the Earth calling themselves me.
While Xander, Damien, and Jesus are the boy names on the rise in 2004.
And Adrianna, Abigail, and Willow are the popular girl names of 2004.
(via digg)
Posted by Groonk at 08:29 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Apps, Research
Sometimes there will be Zombies
CBR interviews Warren Ellis about his new zombie book Black Gas:
While in film, filmmakers have the ability to scare audiences by having characters jump out from shadows and what not, the same tools aren't available to comic writers as it's the reader controls the experience (i.e. flipping to the next page). Ellis said exploring the psychological side of the story is what will grip readers with fear in "Blackgas." "It's about drawing people in. It's about creating a tone, and slowly tuning it so that everything becomes threatening," said Ellis. "It's hard to do the sharp-shock of horror in comics, but it is possible to create a real miasma of disturbingness (which may not be a word). Bit by bit, you can worm your way into a reader's head and, not outright scare them, but disturb them... create genuine revulsion, so that they feel like they need a shower afterwards."
[...]
"Horror very much depends on the context of the 'good life,' the status quo," explained Ellis. "So you start slower, you show life as it should be lived. And then someone starts bleeding. And something is moving behind the door that's ajar. You know what I mean? The bad stuff leaks in. A little at first. And then a lot. And then when you think it couldn't get any worse lots of little men run in with buckets and fling some more on."
[...]
"Zombies tend to enjoy a resurgence when Western society feels it's up against a faceless, silent threat -- whether it's conservative culture threatened by Communists or radical Islam, or liberal culture terrified by all-enveloping capitalism and the world turning into a mall full of drones."
(via cbr)
Posted by Groonk at 06:07 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Interviews, Research
Another Lesson in Making a Career in Comics
What follows is the gist of Adam Fortier's (Speakeasy Comics)article:
# Don't use fancy words if you don't know how to use them
# Know what points you want to make before you need to articulate them
# Keep It Simple Stupid
# If you're misunderstood, take responsibility for how it was interpreted
# Repeat message until understood
Be sure to visit the first part of these series.
Posted by Groonk at 05:43 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Tutorials
Beagle
The World War I flying ace faces his fiercest challenge: The evil Empire.
Beagle's a cute fan film done by Weird Hat Productions.
(via medicmike)
Posted by Groonk at 05:19 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies
Robot has 20k brain cells!
The infant crawls across a floor strewn with blocks, grabbing and tasting as it goes, its malleable mind, impressionable and hungry to learn, reports ‘New Scientist’.
It is already adapting, discovering that the striped blocks are yummy and the spotted ones taste bad, the report said. Its exploration is driven by instincts: an interest in bright objects, a predilection for tasting things, and an innate notion of what tastes good.
Darwin VII consists of a mobile base equipped with a CCD camera for vision, microphones for hearing, conductivity sensors for taste, and effectors for movement of its base, of its head, and of a gripping manipulator, university researchers Jeffrey Krichmar Gerald and M Edelman said in the report.
Posted by Groonk at 11:26 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Robots
November 07, 2005
Scientists who watch too much Star Wars to Cure Cancer with Nanotech
Ka-BOOM!
This scenario -- from a National Cancer Institute video -- is just one possibility offered by the burgeoning field of cancer nanotechnology, where miniscule molecules are designed with literally atomic precision to combat a disease that kills half a million Americans every year.
"It's 21st-century medicine," said Vicki Colvin of Rice University's Center for Nanoscale Science and Technology. "It sits at the intersection of some of the greatest achievements in many different areas of science, from material science to cell biology to physics and advances in imaging."
Indeed, the National Cancer Institute, which recently announced two waves of funding for nanotech training and research, sees nanotechnology as vital to its stated goal of "eliminating suffering and death from cancer by 2015."
(via wirednews)
Posted by Groonk at 02:27 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Nanotech, Research
7 Days in Japan
7 Days in Japan follows "Japanese animation super fan Joe Doughrity, the black guy with the Irish name, as he sets out to fulfill his dream of visiting Japan".
Next time that black guy visiting Japan will be me.
Though I'll leave all the beer-can fucking to Demonbaby.
But if they're just lying there in a vending machine, who's to fault me for buying one for novelty purposes? I mean, it's not like I'd actually fuck the thing.
Maybe.
...
I'll shut up now.
Posted by Groonk at 01:35 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Anime, Movies, Trailers
November 06, 2005
Groonk Nation is Frappr'd
If you're out there and visit this noise...make yourself known.
Posted by Groonk at 03:16 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Google-fied
November 05, 2005
France Continues to go Ape-Shit
The violence - originally concentrated in neighborhoods northeast of Paris with large immigrant populations - is forcing France to confront anger long-simmering in its suburbs, where many Africans and their French-born children live on society's margins, struggling with unemployment, poor housing, racial discrimination, crime and a lack of opportunity.
Triggered by an outburst of fury over the deaths of two teenagers, the unrest has taken on unprecedented scope and intensity. The violence hit far-flung corners of France on Saturday, from Rouen in Normandy to Bordeaux in the southwest to Strasbourg near the German border, but the Paris region has borne the brunt.
(via myway)
Posted by Groonk at 04:14 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of World
Greg Pak
Greg Pak made the damn awesome robot themed anthology sci-fi film "Robot Stories" and he's also writing comics.
And he also has a handy filmhelp guide for those wishing to join the flimmaking community.
Posted by Groonk at 03:39 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Blogged, Comics, Movies, Tutorials
Metrofreefi
Now when you are on the road you can look up a free hotspot quickly and easily right from your iPod. No, the iPod isn't wi-fi enabled (yet). wiPod uses the Notes functionality of the iPod OS to store the database in an easy to use format.
Posted by Groonk at 02:23 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Technology
November 04, 2005
Fraction Found a Shocker
For those of you who don't know, learn about the Shocker.
(via matt fraction)
Posted by Groonk at 03:57 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Sex, Sport
Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman Looses His Shit and Asks for Thumbs of the Guilty
Goodman, appearing Wednesday on the "Nevada Newsmakers" television show, said, "In the old days in France, they had beheading of people who commit heinous crimes.
"You know, we have a beautiful highway landscaping redevelopment in our downtown. We have desert tortoises and beautiful paintings of flora and fauna. These punks come along and deface it.
Damn, people best not deface property in Vegas for a while.
Maybe they should go to Reno instead.
Reno, "The biggest little mistake you'll ever make."
update: I'll be damned if there isn't a video of it too.
(via 7d)
Posted by Groonk at 03:28 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of USA, Video
Cardinal Paul Poupard thinks, 'Science...maybe not such a bad thing'
The Vatican project was inspired by Pope John Paul II's 1992 declaration that the church's 17th-century denunciation of Galileo was an error resulting from "tragic mutual incomprehension." Galileo was condemned for supporting Nicolaus Copernicus' discovery that the Earth revolved around the sun; church teaching at the time placed Earth at the center of the universe.
"The permanent lesson that the Galileo case represents pushes us to keep alive the dialogue between the various disciplines, and in particular between theology and the natural sciences, if we want to prevent similar episodes from repeating themselves in the future," Poupard said.
But he said science, too, should listen to religion.
Always a catch, eh Cardinal?
And just so you know, It took over 350 years for the church to officially issue an apology to Galileo , thus lifting the edict of Inquisition against Galileo Galilei. That happened in 1992.
Another fun fact, this is what the current pope, Pope Benedict XVI, had to say about the church's past actions against Galileo in 1990.
(via 7d)
Posted by Groonk at 03:14 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Religion
Rows of Fokkers
MedicMike found loads of Fokker Dr1 Flight Lines.
Posted by Groonk at 04:50 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History, War
November 03, 2005
Bruce Campbell Tells It Like It Is
Bruce Campbell makes me laugh.
On Batman Begins, he said "Well, this was a good one. It took 'em five tries." On Bewitched he simply said, "Hollywood has a file drawer 30 years deep." Later in the presentation, he added "I urge you not to support the same horsesh*t you're getting out of Hollywood." Then, tongue firmly in cheek, he added, "Except Sky High," which he appears in.
(via medicmike)
Posted by Groonk at 04:14 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables
Bloody Brilliant "Spaced" Action Figures in 2006
I'm officially out of the loop.
I'm loopless.
"American company Bif Bang Pow! have unvieled a line of official Spaced action figures at this year's San Diego Comic Con."

timothy b. and happy daiz!
That's what I get for not going to damn San Diego Comic Con.
(via spaced out)
Posted by Groonk at 01:45 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Marketing
Ashland, Alabama Tyson Foods Plant Still Lives in the 40s
The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission lawsuit also claims the restroom was locked and accessible to only a few white workers who had obtained keys. Tyson officials, in a statement issued Wednesday, deny the claims. They said that Tyson management did not authorize, condone or see the posting of any "whites only" sign and that discrimination is not tolerated at any of its plants.
(via 7d)
Posted by Groonk at 01:32 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of USA
November 02, 2005
Goodbye and Farewell, Rosa Parks 1913 - 2005
Clinton once presented Parks with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm called Parks a "heroic warrior for equality."
"Her greatness lay in doing what everybody could do but doesn't," Granholm said. "She was unexpected. She was untitled. ... (She was) an improbable warrior that was leading an unlikely army of waitresses and street sweepers and shopkeepers and auto mechanics."
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Rosa Parks resided in Detroit until she died at the age of 92 on October 24, 2005, at about 19:00 hours EDT, at her apartment in a nursing home on the east side. She was diagnosed with progressive dementia in 2004.
The United States Senate passed a resolution on October 27 to honor Parks by allowing her remains to lie in honor (also known as "lying in state") in the U.S. Capitol Rotunda. The House of Representatives approved the resolution on October 28. Parks became the 31st person so honored since the practice began in 1852, the first woman to ever lie in state in the Rotunda, the first American who was not previously a government official, and the second non-government official after the remains of Frenchman Pierre L'Enfant were brought to the capitol in 1909. She was also the second black person, after Jacob J. Chestnut, one of the two United States Capitol Police officers who were fatally shot in 1998. Prior to Parks, the most recent person to lie in state was former President Ronald Reagan in 2004.
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The Sad Tally of Golden Gate Jumpers
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Dr Tiki is In
Ponzu forwarded a link to Tiki Bar TV last weekend. "Forbidden Cocktails in a Swank Pad," they boast.
I watched one and thought it was horrible. I gave it a third chance and ended up loving the thing.
These guys' stupid antics grew on me something fierce.
And Lala..oooooh LALA!
You can watch them on iTunes and/or download them on your iPod video.
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Life Doesn't Stop at 30
The research helps explain the particular difficulty of maintaining relationships over long periods. But it also has positive implications for careers. Roberts presents an optimistic picture of people's employment prospects as they move into middle age and traits such as reliability and conscientiousness begin to improve.
Roberts will next year publish the results of an exhaustive "metanalysis" of more than 90 studies tracking personality changes in 50,000 people for up to 45 years.
Psychologists break down personality traits into five key areas: "extroversion", which is chattiness, assertiveness and energy; "agreeableness", which encompasses kindness, affection and sympathy; "conscientiousness", which covers organisational skills, thoroughness and attention to detail; neuroticism or emotional instability; and openness to new experiences, which includes imagination, insight and general intellect.
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The age of 30 had previously been identified by the American Government's laboratory of personality at the National Institutes of Ageing as defining the onset of maturity, when personality traits become fixed.
Recent studies of personality had begun to challenge this, but the work of Roberts will further demolish the notion.
"We have found that people quite definitely change after the age of 30," Roberts said. "While the change is gradual it continues throughout life and goes on even into old age."
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November 01, 2005
This Newsmine is worth...

My blog is worth $5,080.86.
How much is your blog worth?
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Super Soaked Squirrels make Me Laugh
The setup: AJ has a squirrel problem.
The build-up: He also got neat swag in exchange for a promise.
The swing:
The result: AJ amused the piss outta me.
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"pure dag nasty evil, it's a fact!"
Two things you should take time out of your day to watch.
Anakin Skywalker has never had a truer portrayal than this:
The secret to the Matrix lies behind your local Hooters:
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The Mormon Cult Moment
MSNBC ran an article on the growing cult religion of LDS, that's Mormons to you and me.
It revealed a lot of things about the cult religion that I hadn't known before. And you know how I like to know things.
Wikipedia offers up even more background info.
And here's something I find especially interesting. The September Six are a group of men an women branded as feminists who were excommunicated from the LDS for basically challening the idea of the "assumptions of a male-only priesthood in the Church".
For something as simple as challenging the status quo they were kicked out of their faith.
Fascinating.
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Electrified Water Cannon: Cool yet Subversive
More non-lethal electrocuting weapons.
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