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October 26, 2005

Ready Mechs

Tiny-ish boxes of death that you download, print out on 8.5"x11" sheets, and fold into creation:

skeletron_photo.jpg skeletron_page.gif
behold the skeletron

(via Fwis)

Posted by Groonk at 10:45 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Holiday, Robots

Dancing about Architecture

"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's a really stupid thing to want to do."
--Elvis Costello, in an interview by Timothy White entitled "A Man out of Time Beats the Clock." Musician magazine No. 60 (October 1983), p. 52.

Oddly enough, the origin of that quote is under much debate.

(via dunc!)

Posted by Groonk at 03:23 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables

The Octacube Delves into the Fourth Dimension

Sometimes you think on an idea so hard and for so long that the 'verse can't help but send you what you need.

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Threshold must be notified
The sculpture, which measures about six feet in every direction, presents the three-dimensional "shadow" of a four-dimensional solid object. "Although mathematicians can work with a fourth dimension abstractly by adding a fourth coordinate to the three that we use to describe a point in space, a fourth spatial dimension is difficult to visualize," Ocneanu explains. "The sculpture was designed with a new method which captures four dimensional symmetry better than anything done before."

There's a flash video of the thing here.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 12:36 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Flash, Research

October 25, 2005

SEARCH: Werewolves

Wikipedia has a couple links on Fictional Werewolves and Werewolves in Fiction.

Of course you could go to the source and research Lycanthropy.

Wendigo still freaks my noise.

Posted by Groonk at 07:54 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research

A Penny for my Thoughts

I saw House of the Dead the other day. Worse damn movie in all creation. I have no qualms in telling you that.

Even in that waste of film good points were gleaned from it. One was the ladies who bared it all for the sake of "the art" shots barely ten minutes into the film. You know there's quality when naked boobies are displayed that early. Though there wasn't even a hint of nakedness in the rest of the dreck.

The second and best thing I could ever take away from HoD was Penny Phang.


I mean, holee damn, that woman is fine as wine.

Hell, finer!

With a beautiful face, and body, worth remembering for later reference.

All for "the art", of course.

Posted by Groonk at 06:26 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research

WATCH: Occupation: Dreamland

Occupation: Dreamland is an unflinchingly candid portrait of a squad of American soldiers deployed in the doomed Iraqi city of Falluja during the winter of 2004. A tense and grimly humorous study of the soldiers unfolds as they patrol an environment of low-intensity conflict creeping steadily towards catastrophe. Through the squad's activities Occupation: Dreamland provides a vital glimpse into the last days of Falluja. The film documents the city's waning stability before a final series of military assaults began in the spring of 2004 that effectively destroyed it.

This documentary looks more worth the viewing.

(via iFilm)

Posted by Groonk at 06:14 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, Trailers, Video, War

WATCH: "How did Kerry Lose?," You ask

The documentary "Inside the Bubble" points to a handful of ideas.

I wonder who put this doc together.

Be sure to view the "Pony Time" clip. It's just...gods... I just don't know what that was about.

(via iFilm)

Posted by Groonk at 05:38 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, Politics, Trailers, Video

October 21, 2005

Mother Nature isn't changing...we are

"Earth might seem like a more active and dangerous place than ever, given the constant media reports of multiple natural disasters recently. But a broader view reveals that it's not Mother Nature who's changed, but we humans." It goes on to say "Drawn by undeveloped land and fertile soil, people are flocking to disaster-prone regions.

This creates a situation in which ordinary events like earthquakes and hurricanes become increasingly elevated to the level of natural disasters that reap heavy losses in human life and property."

(via WWdN: in Exile)

Posted by Groonk at 02:11 AM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Science

October 20, 2005

Diary of a Corsair Pilot in the Solomons

Here is the diary of a World War II Corsair pilot online and ready to be comsumed.

This diary, kept on a daily basis by Lt. Charles C. Winnia, USMC, who served as an F4U pilot for VMF-213 on Guadalcanal in 1943, first appeared on the USMC History discussion list associated with this website, one entry per day, over a period of several months. It was posted by Mr. C.S. Richardson, who has annotated the diary for its appearance here, and who, along with Mr Dan McAnarney, has researched the historical background of this diary over a period of several years. I am grateful to both of them for permitting its appearance on this site, and I am certain it will be read with sympathetic interest by many.

I just started reading it and so far he hasn't gotten to his war station and all they're doing is preparing for war and getting their drunk-on.

But he has mentioned the name of a lass he wants to make Mrs Corsair Pilot.

(via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 11:55 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of WorldWarII

Who wears short shorts?

I know nothing of Molly or what else she's selling but I'm definitely buying.


(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 02:16 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Marketing, Sex

October 19, 2005

Jim Bumgardner is an App Creating GENIUS

On the one hand Jim Bumgardner made this mind geekingly cool collage of covers from the visual index of science fiction cover art which is arranged horizontally by time, and vertically by average hue.

I waste hours flipping around in there.


He also made a Flickr texture picker.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 04:29 AM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Apps, Art, Flickrlicious

NASA Scientist talks about Potential Past Habitable Environments for Gusev Crater on Mars

Seriously. He did. There's an entirely boring abstract from the lecture waiting to put you to sleep and everything.

Habitable environments must provide, among other things, chemical building blocks, sources of biochemical energy and conditions that maintain liquid water at least intermittently. Gusev basalts resemble compositionally olivine basalts on Earth that can support life deep beneath the seabed. Mars' atmosphere provides C and N. The activity of liquid water during various times in the past can be evaluated by examining rocks, soils and surface dust. Surface dust documents relatively recent conditions whereas rocks can record conditions that existed billions of years ago.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 04:14 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Mars

October 18, 2005

iPod Video: The Point of View Porn

I need to put my mind in the gutter. That's where all the money and innovative ideas live. If I were a "gutter mind" the idea of making the new iPod video a POV porn enhancer would have been the first thing on my mind and I would have bought the website, gone to porn valley, assembled my ho's, made a couple of movies and been a bazillionaire.

Gutter-mind thoughts are the future.

ipodguy.gifStep 1 Download our Videos to your iPod through itunes 6

Step 2 Hold iPod at crotch level

Step 3 Watch our point-of-view (POV) video and feel like you're there!




(via wired cult of mac blog)

Posted by Groonk at 09:20 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Sex, Technology

October 17, 2005

2000 Year Ancient Battery

(via strange aritfacts)

Posted by Groonk at 08:42 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History, Research

Viral Language Propagation

When unwanted email first came along, people invented different words for it, such as unsolicited email and junk email. But eventually "spam" became the word of choice to describe the phenomenon.

It's a process that happens each time a new thing needs a name, but language researchers have struggled to model how it happens without a central decision maker. Now a computer model shows the process at work - and may give insights into how the first human languages emerged.

Luc Steels of the Sony Computer Science Laboratory Paris in France and his colleagues studied the "naming game", a simple computer model that reflects how people invent words and use them. In the game, a group of "agents" live in a virtual environment with a number of "objects". Each agent makes up random names for the objects, and the agents then interact in pairs, trying to "talk" about those objects.

In each interaction, one agent (the speaker) says its word for an object, while the second agent (the hearer) listens. If the hearer fails to recognise the word, it memorises it as a possible name for the object. But if the hearer understands the word, both agents retain this word in memory and ditch any others they have made up or heard.

How interesting.

New words are created and spread by the "slowest" listener.

(via new scientist)

Posted by Groonk at 08:36 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Grammar

War for Porn

This place http://www.nowthatsfuckedup.com/ sends porn to soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan in return for porno photographs.

Like these:

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mig 29 fulcrum all busted up
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battle damaged light armor humvee

Posted by Groonk at 07:46 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Sex, War

Dogs are Cool People

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katie is a professional

(photo by medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 02:28 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals

This Week in Robotology


MIT Media Lab's Counter Intelligence Group, which develops innovative kitchen designs, has created a machine that makes dishes on demand and recycles them after diners have finished a meal. The dishes are made from food-grade, nontoxic acrylic wafers, which are shaped into cups, bowls and plates when heated, then resume their original wafer shape when they are reheated and pressed.

[...]

The process has a couple of glitches, though. The cups require less material than plates, but instead of cutting away the leftover acrylic, the machine currently forms it into a large, flat lip on top of the cup that makes drinking difficult.

The other problem concerns cleaning the dishes. The heating process gets rid of some food and sterilizes the dishes, but doesn't solve the problem of food grease, which tends to settle into the plastic.

"We can obviously just stick a dishwasher on the machine, but we're still investigating ways that would wash dishes without water," Bonanni says. "That would be a real breakthrough for us."

One big advantage the DishMaker offers is the production energy it saves.

"If you made and recycled one of our plates three times a day for a year, the energy that goes into that is comparable to the energy required to make one ceramic plate (in a factory) because the ceramic is fired at about 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit," says Bonanni.

(via wired news)

Posted by Groonk at 02:30 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Robots, War

Hey Everybody! A Little Science Won't Kill You

It may broaden your minds or possibly reinforce your convictions.

But it definitely won't kill you.

Natural history museums around the country are mounting new exhibits they hope will succeed where high school biology classes have faltered: convincing Americans that Charles Darwin's theory of evolution is a rigorously tested cornerstone of modern science.

At Chicago's Field Museum, curators call their upcoming effort "Evolving Planet." The University of Nebraska State Museum in Lincoln calls its program "Explore Evolution." And here at the American Museum of Natural History, the exhibit that opens next month is called simply "Darwin."

(via yahoo news)

Posted by Groonk at 02:19 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Science

October 16, 2005

Technology: not all bad

In Africa:

NAIROBI, Kenya - Amina Harun, a 45-year-old farmer, used to traipse around for hours looking for a working pay phone on which to call the markets and find the best prices for her fruit. Then cell phones changed her life.

"We can easily link up with customers, brokers and the market," she says, sitting between two piles of watermelons at Wakulima Market in Kenya's capital.

Harun is one of a rapidly swelling army of wired-up Africans — an estimated 100 million of the continent's 906 million people. Another is Omar Abdulla Saidi, phoning in from his sailboat on the Zanzibar coast looking for the port that will give him the biggest profit on his freshly caught red snapper, tuna and shellfish.

[...]

Inevitably, cell phones have become status symbols. "If you do not have one, your friends will laugh at you and say that you are outmoded," says Akpene Rose, a 23-year-old hairdressing student in Togo, a tiny West African country where every sixth person is estimated to have a cell phone.

Also of interest: http://www.mobileafrica.net/ and The Webcam in the Wilds of Africa

In the wilds of rural Oregon in America:

HERMISTON, Ore. - Parked alongside his onion fields, Bob Hale can prop open a laptop and read his e-mail or, with just a keystroke, check the moisture of his crops.

As the jack rabbits run by, he can watch CNN online, play a video game or turn his irrigation sprinklers on and off, all from the air conditioned comfort of his truck.

While cities around the country are battling over plans to offer free or cheap Internet access, this lonely terrain is served by what is billed as the world's largest hotspot, a wireless cloud that stretches over 700 square miles of landscape so dry and desolate it could have been lifted from a cowboy tune.

Similar wireless projects have been stymied in major metropolitan areas by telephone and cable TV companies, which have poured money into legislative bills aimed at discouraging such competition. In Philadelphia, for instance, plans to blanket the entire city with Wi-Fi fueled a battle in the Pennsylvania legislature with Verizon Communications Inc., leading to a law that limits the ability of every other municipality in the state to do the same.

The steady beat of technology marches on.

You hear that knock at the door? It's The Future(tm).

Come on World, invite it inside for a cup of joe.


(via yahoo news)

Posted by Groonk at 02:12 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Technology

October 15, 2005

Wind Power Kills Too Many Birds

Thousands of aging turbines stud the brown rolling hills of the Altamont Pass on I-580 east of San Francisco Bay, a testament to one of the nation's oldest and best-known experiments in green energy.

Next month, hundreds of those blades will spin to a stop, in what appears to be a wind-energy first: Facing legal threats from environmentalists, the operators of the Altamont wind farm have agreed to shut down half of their windmills for two months starting Nov. 1; in January, they will be restarted and the other half will be shut down for two months.

Though the Altamont Pass is known for its strong winds, it also lies on an important bird-migration route, and its grass-covered hills provide food for several types of raptors. "It's the worst possible place to put a wind farm," said Jeff Miller, a wildlife advocate at the nonprofit Center for Biological Diversity. "It's responsible for an astronomical level of bird kills."

Well fuck me hard, you people aren't satisfied on any fucking level are you?

I'm not big on killing large amounts of predatory birds either but goddamn, you couldn't talk this sucker down first before you jump to the legal action?

Or hell, why not take an insane route and come up with an answer to the problem instead of bitching out people who are trying to find alternative energy answers?

Having looking for links to the Altamont massacre I found that you did seek alternative answers.

But I still say you're never freakng satisfied.

(via wired news)

Posted by Groonk at 06:04 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Science

October 14, 2005

Great Tech Geeks Talk about Medicore iPod Video

This Week in Tech's Leo Laport and Boingboing's Xeni Jardin had things to say on CNN's Showbiz Tonight about the new iPod video.

Personally, I'm not all that enthused about iPod video. Why would I want to watch Lost on a teeny tiny screen? Or any tv show for that matter.

I think the fun useful iPod video stuff will come later, when the geek culture has a chance to fiddle with it some.

Posted by Groonk at 06:51 PM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Video

I found something funny

Funny to me anyway:

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Brought to you by http://www.whitehouse.org/.

That's "dot org".

Dong ma?

(Popbitch gave up the funny this time around.)

Posted by Groonk at 03:02 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Funny, USA

The Hatena Microbe: half-animal. half-plant. all freaky

plant-animal.jpgTSUKUBA, Ibaraki -- A mysterious marine microbe, half of whose individual cells eat algae like animals while the rest perform photosynthesis like plants, has been discovered, a University of Tsukuba research team said.

[...]
The research team happened to find the single-cell microbe, a kind of flagellate, on a beach in Wakayama Prefecture, and called it "hatena" ("mystery").

The microbe is originally green and is made up of algae. When it divides into two cells, one takes over the algae from its parent and remains green and the other turns colorless.

The animal-type colorless cell develops an organ like a mouth and uses it to eat algae, while the plant-type green one uses algae it has in its body to perform photosynthesis and produce energy, according to the team.

As the marine microbes evolved into plants, only the chloroplasts in algae they had taken in their cells developed while the other organs degenerated, researchers believe.

(via mainichi)

Posted by Groonk at 02:30 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals

And the DARPA robot winners are...

The race is long over:

A robotic Volkswagen called “Stanley”, developed by a team from Stanford University in Palo Alto, California, won a $2 million prize on Sunday for winning a tough desert race of driverless vehicles.

[...]

Stanley, a converted VW Touareg SUV, finished the race in 6 hours and 54 minutes - well under the 10-hour limit – driving at an average speed of 30.7 kilometres per hour.

[...]

Two teams from Carnegie Mellon University finished just minutes behind the winner. Both CMU vehicles were based on the Humvee military transporter, and one, called Sandstorm, was the most successful vehicle in 2004's winnerless race.

[...]

During the race, all vehicles had to function autonomously, with no input of any kind from outside. The only exception was a "kill switch" controlled by a race official, available in case of an emergency.

(via new scientist)

Posted by Groonk at 02:23 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Robots

October 13, 2005

LISTEN DOWNLOAD: "Dark Sonnet", A Song Written by Neil Gaiman

Montage back cover final2small .jpgMeanwhile, over at the Lorraine and Malena webpage, Malena has put up an MP3 of the first track of their new CD.

(She phoned to ask how to put up part of an MP3, and took my suggestion to put up the whole songs instead, on the basis that if people like them they may buy the CD or share them with friends, and either way people will hear them.)

It's a song I wrote the words and music for, arranged by Chris Ewen, and is also, I'm afraid, a sonnet. (L/M are a mighty two-headed blogger as well.)

Go and listen.

(via neil gaiman)

Posted by Groonk at 08:10 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Albums, Digital Share, Music

Southern Sports Weekly

My friend Ponzu has a new sports site up and running. It's called Southern Sports Weekly.

Get the latest sports news. Play Football Pick'em. Go to his forums. Get the schedules for your teams. Talk about your favorite teams. Swap tickets. Make plans for tailgate parties.

Get your shit together, man!

Posted by Groonk at 03:10 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Sport

October 12, 2005

Understanding Serenity

In the Serenity-verse, it's 500 years in the future and the eastern and western cultures have mixed into this neat little super-culture.

One of the easily identifiable points is that everybody can speak and read chinese as well as english.

I found a site that translates much of the series, the movie, and the comics' chinese dialogue.

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Not sure if they are accurate but fan translations usually aren't far from the mark.

My favorites are:

Dong Ma
"understand?"

Ta ma de!
Ta ma duh!
"F*** me blind!"

Tian sha de e mo.
"Tyen-sah duh UH-muo."
"Goddamn monsters."

tian xiao de
"tyen shiao duh"
name of all that's sacred

Wo de ma.
"Wuh de ma."
"Mother of god."

gou shi
"gos se"
"crap"

Course, people in China probably thinking, 'What the fuck is that!?'

Posted by Groonk at 02:44 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Grammar

Finding Tsunami

Monitoring stations set up to detect atomic explosions could help predict the path of a tsunami, research shows.

Californian scientists have analysed sound waves produced in the Indian Ocean by last December's Asian tsunami.

Writing in the journal Geophysical Research Letters, the team says the tsunami produced a "unique" signal.

This indicates, they say, that stations set up to implement the A-bomb test ban treaty could be involved in the new Indian Ocean tsunami warning system.

[...]

The two researchers describe the unique signal found on spectrograph plots recorded by Indian Ocean hydrophones as a "chirp".


(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 02:43 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Science

Inside Pandora: More than hope was left

A quick scan of Wil Wheaton's recent in-exile-from-Movable-Type site revealed Pandora.

"[T]hey determine similarity not by what other people listen to but what their small army of musicologists identify as related traits in the music itself. You'll get delightful stuff you never would have thought of."

Pandora is only free for the first 10 hours of use. After that you have to cough up $36 per year to keep going.

So far Flogging Molly has led me to the Tenement Halls who led me to Loudon Wainwright III. Lots of new interests there.

I made a full musical 180 and started over with Goldfrapp. Who led me to Bjork(duh). Who led me to Waterlillies. Who led me to The Warren Commission(the band not the committee).

Pandora is turning out to be a damn good thing.

(via WWdN in exile)

Posted by Groonk at 12:28 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Artist, Music, Streamed Goodness

October 11, 2005

Building a Mystery

Dirt set this up so perfectly that I'll let him describe what's going on:

Today's game - Using only the Amazon.com description, guess what product is being sold...

"Easy to Assemble & Clean. Glow-In-The-Dark Spike with
Squeeze Bulb
"

Give up?
(I can pretty much guarantee that your guess is wrong.
Otherwise you are a sick, sick person.)

Be sure and check out what other users have to say.


(via dirt)

Posted by Groonk at 05:19 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Weird

Halloween: The Amityville Toaster

Making breakfast spooky.

(via b55seddel)

Posted by Groonk at 02:18 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Flash, Holiday, Video

REHASH: Ghouls with Attitude

ghoulswithattitude.jpgLast October the totally free downloadable album Ghouls with Attitude was featured on Boingboing and then in my music section. Given that my music section is undergoing a change, I figure to repost the good stuff here.

Imagine my surprise to find that not only is this Halloween collection of odd and rare music is still available for download but that a new album will be added soon.

(originally via boingobing)

Posted by Groonk at 12:19 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Albums, Digital Share, Holiday, Music

October 10, 2005

Downloadable Serials

The 21st century connundrum spread to the comics medium.

Theres' a downloadable file on the internet called "What's Scanned & Unscanned In The Marvel Universe." Shouldn't take too long to find, and it gives a regularly updated list of every Marvel comic you can illegally download, for free, using Bittorrent clients. The October version is available in most of the usual places.

The figures it gives are startling. Of the total number of Marvel comics ever printed, 29,633, 21,452 have been scanned in and are available for download. Out of the 2,704 different Marvel titles ever published, 1,813 have 100% of all the issues scanned and available.

That means 72% of all Marvel comics are available, free, illegally, online. If you take out imprints such as Marvel UK, Amalgam, Star, Razorline, Frontier, Malibu, Epic, Timely or Icon, leaving the Marvel Universe, 83% have been scanned.

Posted by Groonk at 05:56 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

DC Submits to Insanity and Collects every Alan Moore DCU Story into One Volume

Holy Damn!

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Gathering every DCU tale written by Alan Moore under one cover for the very first time, DC UNIVERSE: THE STORIES OF ALAN MOORE TP features sixteen stories including the never-before-collected BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE and SUPERMAN: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE MAN OF TOMORROW.

I must own that sucker.

I see they aren't adding Watchmen and V for Vendetta to that immense list.

Curious.

Oh and Watchmen is a must own comic for any true fan of the medium. Just in case any of you kids were wondering.

DC UNIVERSE: THE STORIES OF ALAN MOORE TP includes:

* SUPERMAN ANNUAL #11: "For the Man Who Has Everything"
Art and cover: Dave Gibbons

* DETECTIVE COMICS #549: "Night Olympics" Part One
Art: Klaus Janson

* DETECTIVE COMICS #550: "Night Olympics" Part Two
Art: Klaus Janson

* GREEN LANTERN #188: "Mogo Doesn't Socialize"
Art: Dave Gibbons

* VIGILANTE #17: "Father's Day" Part One
Cover: Paris Cullins & Rick Magyar
Art: Jim Baikie

* VIGILANTE #18: "Father's Day" Part Two
Art and cover: Jim Baikie

* THE OMEGA MEN #26: "Brief Lives"
Art: Kevin O'Neill

* THE OMEGA MEN #27: "A Man's World"
Art: Paris Cullins & Rick Magyar

* DC COMICS PRESENTS #85: "The Jungle Line"
Art: Rick Veitch & Al Williamson
Cover: Rick Veitch

* TALES OF THE GREEN LANTERN CORPS ANNUAL #2: "Tygers"
Artist: Kevin O'Neill

* SUPERMAN #423: "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow" Part One
Art: Curt Swan & George Pérez
Cover: Curt Swan & Murphy Anderson

* ACTION COMICS #583: "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow" Part Two
Art: Curt Swan & Kurt Schaffenberger
Cover: Curt Swan & Murphy Anderson

* SECRET ORIGINS #10: "Footsteps"
Art: Joe Orlando
Cover: Jim Aparo

* TALES OF THE GREEN LANTERN CORPS ANNUAL #3: "In Blackest Night"
Art: Bill Willingham & Terry Austin

* BATMAN ANNUAL #11: "Mortal Clay"
Art: George Freeman
Cover: John Byrne

* BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE
Art: Brian Bolland

Posted by Groonk at 04:46 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

LISTEN: The Shadow

Not looking to be outdone, I found a podcast called Radio Memories. It podcasts all sorts of radio shows: from sci-fi to comedy to Flash gordon and Superman to big band serenade to westerns to The Shadow.

They give a brief history of the program at the top of each episode.

I've always liked The Shadow the best.

Posted by Groonk at 04:18 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Streamed Goodness

LISTEN: 1940s/1950s Radio Plays

Boingboing found this podcast called Soap Detetcives which serves up hard-boiled radio plays like Sam Spade, The Saint, Paul Temple, and soon to be a lot more.

I've been partial to The Saint, but I'm about to try some Paul Temple and see how the brits got PI work done.

Posted by Groonk at 12:54 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Streamed Goodness

October 08, 2005

The Hanso Foundation

Behold the Dharma Initiative.

(via ponzu)

This is for Lost fans specifically.

Posted by Groonk at 01:02 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture

The DARPA Grand Challenge is back!

Remember last year's?

darparobotchallenge.jpgPRIMM, Nev. (AP) - Let the robot race begin - again. Twenty-three souped-up, driverless vehicles were poised to battle Saturday in a $2 million Pentagon-sponsored race by endeavoring to trek across at least 150 miles of rugged desert and mountains in less than 10 hours.

The feat has proved elusive so far. Last year's much-hyped robot race in the Mojave Desert ended without a winner after all the self-navigating vehicles broke down soon after leaving the starting gate.

The Pentagon's Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, or DARPA, doubled the taxpayer-funded prize this year to spur innovation and development of remote control-free robots that could be used in the battlefield.

The unmanned vehicles, ranging from a military Humvee to a behemoth six-wheel truck, must use their computer brains and sensing devices to follow a programmed route and avoid hitting obstacles that may doom their chances.

And there's a webcast!

(via 7d)

Posted by Groonk at 12:42 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Robots

Archimedes Death ray not a "Busted" Myth?

MIT geeks do have their uses:

1_deathRayFrescosmall.gifAncient Greek and Roman historians recorded that during the siege of Syracuse in 212 BC, Archimedes (a notably smart person) constructed a burning glass to set the Roman warships, anchored within bow and arrow range, afire. The story has been much debated and oft dismissed as myth.

2_burningSketchModel_small.jpgTV's MythBusters were not able to replicate the feat and “busted” the myth.

Intrigued by the idea and an intuitive belief that it could work, MIT's 2.009ers decided to apply the early product development ‘sketch or soft modeling’ process to the problem.

Our goal was not to make a decision on the myth—we just wanted to assess if it was at least possible, and have some fun in the process. Jumping ahead, you can see the result… but let’s start at the beginning of the process.

Also of interest, the mini-solar death ray.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 12:29 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History, Myth, Science

Sonic Shielding

THE US navy wants to protect its warships with a system that will destroy incoming torpedoes by firing massive underwater shock waves at them.

The ships would be equipped with arrays of 360 transducers each 1 metre square - effectively big flat-panel loudspeakers - running along either side of the hull below the waterline. When the ship's sonar detects an incoming torpedo, the transducers simultaneously fire an acoustic shock wave of such intensity that the torpedo either detonates early or is disabled by the pulse's crushing force, according to the Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), which is funding the project.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 12:24 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research

Panoramio

Google maps + your photos = Panoramio

View photos that have been uploaded from specific locations around the world or upload the photos yourself!

I wanted to see the world today. Panoramio let me do just that.

Posted by Groonk at 12:16 PM | Comments (1) | Ministry of Google-fied

October 07, 2005

WATCH: The first 9 minutes of Serenity

You must set aside 9 minutes of your day and watch Serenity.

Newcomers will not be disappointed. Browncoats will be greatly elated.

(via the movie blog)

Posted by Groonk at 01:04 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Marketing, Movies, Video

Recordings of Poets reading their works

On Poets.org you'll find streaming recordings of Dylan Thomas' "Do not go gentle into that good night", Langston Hughes "The Negro Speaks of Rivers", Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken", Allen Ginsberg's "A Supermarket in California" and tons more live recordings.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 12:12 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Streamed Goodness

Florence, AL Church love to haze children "old school"

How this is not child endangerment I do not know.

FLORENCE, Ala. (AP) - The First Assembly of God Church has a Fear Factor ministry that lets youths swallow live goldfish in order to teach them about fear.

"We need to be realistic about what the Bible says about fear and not be afraid to share our faith in school," youth minister Anthony Martin told the TimesDaily in a story Thursday. "We can't let that fear rule our lives."

Martin said the ministry's participants are between the ages of 14 and 21 and that they had to get their parents to sign a waiver to be involved.

[...]

"Through this ministry, kids are surrendering their lives to Jesus and developing a deeper relationship with Jesus," Martin said. "The method of the ministry that we use to bring people is going to change, but the message is going to stay consistent."

In teaching the lesson about fear, participants in last week's round were asked to pull a number - between one and three - from a bowl that would indicate how many live Comet goldfish would be swallowed.

Martin said 12 of the almost 20 young people who participated advanced to this week's round of activities, which involved undoing chains and getting out of a real coffin, with the eight fastest advancing. The final four will compete for $250 by the ministry's final week.

Where exactly in the bible did Jesus say to swallow a sack of goldfish?

What a tacky way to gain young parishioners.

(via 7d)

Posted by Groonk at 11:49 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Religion

Jellaby

Jellaby is the totally interesting tale of a little girl who finds a dragon and keeps him as a pet friend. Will there be adventures? You bet your ass there will.

I was instantly attached to it. Just one of those things that you KNOW will be good.

(via secret friend society)

Posted by Groonk at 07:02 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

Dog Killing Cow gets his own Comic

I resisted posting this cause this is not Warren Ellis' blog, it's Groonk's. But we seem to find a lot of the same things funny or interesting as fuck and his noise has broken at least once already. Losing tons of uselessful information. While mine continues to churn unabated.

And I am a weak bastard so it's going up:

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Created by LJ user Robyn

To the pendantics who say, "that's not a cow. it's a bull". I know this already. Shut it and eat your ham sandwich.

All this violence is making me testy.

I still blame history.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 06:27 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

You're gonna need a faster boat

A great white shark crossed the Indian ocean from South Africa to Australia and back again within just nine months.

[...]

Great whites were once thought to keep to coastal regions - but this was a trek across vast expanses of open ocean.

The journey was very direct - not some aimless wandering. And the stay near Australia was only brief.

The researchers say the fact that they saw a shark make the journey at all - after observing only about 20 animals - suggests it is common behaviour.

(via bbcnews)

Posted by Groonk at 06:21 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals

President Bush says, "God made me do it"

President George W Bush told Palestinian ministers that God had told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq - and create a Palestinian State, a new BBC series reveals.

In Elusive Peace: Israel and the Arabs, a major three-part series on BBC TWO (at 9.00pm on Monday 10, Monday 17 and Monday 24 October), Abu Mazen, Palestinian Prime Minister, and Nabil Shaath, his Foreign Minister, describe their first meeting with President Bush in June 2003.

Nabil Shaath says: "President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq …" And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.'"

No. No. No!

Jake and Elwood were on a mission from God.

You are on a mission of vengeance. And as I understand it, "Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord".

Did He leave that out from your last chat? Or were you not listening?

Also, I hear the White House is denying the "God claim".

I know I've seen transcripts and watched video of the president saying that very thing to americans a few years ago. Unfortunately I didn't post on it. Fortunately I can't be bothered to google it.


(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 05:58 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Politics, Religion

October 06, 2005

Ever see a bovine kick the fuck out of a pack of dogs?

Want too?

View it in high resolution glory here.

update: On a whim I ran the link through Babelfish. The Russian to English translation reveals a different story. Through the dodgy translaton I discovered that the two pitbulls were possibly shot by some onlooker.

It says that the pitbulls were left behind after Katrina and had to find their own food.

What's really shocking to me is that the poster mentions Phoenix, Alabama! A city on the border of Georgia and not terribly far away from my parents house.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 11:49 PM | Comments (3) | Ministry of Animals

Voices from the past

Online audio recordings of historic speeches including Franklin Delano roosevelt, Richard "tricky Dick" Nixon and Martin Luther King Jr.

Text copies of Franklin Delano Roosevelt's speeches.

Transcript of Franklin D. Roosevelt's The Four Freedoms.

Posted by Groonk at 03:15 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, History

Big Radio vs Satellite Radio Round 2

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The record industry may next aim its legal guns at satellite radio due to a dispute involving new portable players which let listeners record and store songs, an analyst and industry sources said on Wednesday.

[...]

Illegal song trading has been blamed by the record industry for declines in sales, and labels have become increasingly aggressive in their legal battles to defend their product. Now that focus includes portable players.

Fight it all you want, Big Radio. The digital share is here to stay. Maybe if you found a new business model instead of wasting energy and money on the old one, you'd get get somewhere profitable.

Posted by Groonk at 01:58 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Music

In a Sad Self-Marketing Ploy, British Cleric Outs Harry Potter

Reverend Graham Taylor, who penned the novel "Shadowmancer" which, like the tales of the famous boy wizard created by J.K. Rowling, centers on witchcraft and battling evil, got his marching orders after teachers accused him of homophobia.

"As for Harry Potter, well, he's not the only gay in the village," the former Anglican priest told children at Penair School in Truro, southwest England, referring to a catchphrase from the popular British comedy TV show "Little Britain."

He also described the villains in Rowling's blockbuster series as "wimps" and called TV "crap" compared to books.

[...]

"It was a joke; a joke from 'Little Britain' that the children would know," Taylor was quoted by newspapers as saying.

"I didn't set out to offend. I'm a priest and I'm very careful about not offending people."

Choke on my fuck, Reverend.

Oh, I'm sorry. Was that offensive? I'm very careful about not offending.

(via dunc!)

Posted by Groonk at 01:09 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Marketing, World

October 05, 2005

The woman who knew no boundaries

update: photo removed at the request of the owner.
There were boundaries after all.

Go figure.

(via christyscherrer)

Posted by Groonk at 06:46 PM | Comments (8) | Ministry of Flickrlicious

In Hollywood, Bleaching the Anus is all the Rage

There are six varieties to choose From: the Regular, the Playboy, the Pseudo Playboy; the Thumbprint, the Full, and the Brazilian. Pink Cheeks also does custom jobs, such as pubic Christmas trees and candy canes, heart shapes, and the initials of husbands and boyfriends (new ones, mostly), which are usually bleached, then dyed and sprinkled with rhinestones and glitter. The letter G is the most challenging. But Pink Cheeks' greatest claim to fame is that in the early '90s, it became the first salon in Los Angeles to wax the vaginal lips and the anus. This style is the Playboy, and it now constitutes 65 percent of Esser-Thorin's business.

(via 7d)

Posted by Groonk at 06:37 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Weird

Worlds within worlds within worlds

This tutorial starts 10 million light years from the Earth then moves in until you see the quarks on the leaf of a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee, Florida.

(via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 06:16 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Science, Tutorials

Python Bursts while trying to Eat a Gator in Everglades

gatorvspython.jpgA 13-foot Burmese python recently burst after it apparently tried to swallow a live, six-foot alligator whole, authorities said.

The incident has heightened biologists' fears that the nonnative snakes could threaten a host of other animal species in the Everglades.

"It means nothing in the Everglades is safe from pythons, a top-down predator," said Frank Mazzotti, a University of Florida wildlife professor.

Over the years, many pythons have been abandoned in the Everglades by pet owners.

The gory evidence of the latest gator-python encounter — the fourth documented in the past three years — was discovered and photographed last week by a helicopter pilot and wildlife researcher.

The snake was found with the gator's hindquarters protruding from its midsection. Mazzotti said the alligator may have clawed at the python's stomach as the snake tried to digest it.

In previous incidents, the alligator won or the battle was an apparent draw.

(via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 06:09 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals

...and the sea glowed bright for miles and miles

themilkysea.jpgFictionally, such a "milky sea" is encountered by the Nautilus in Jules Verne classic "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea."

Scientists don't have a good handle what's going on. But satellite sensors have now provided the first pictures of a milky sea and given new hope to learning more about the elusive events.

The newly released images show a vast region of the Indian Ocean, about the size of Connecticut, glowing three nights in a row. The luminescence was also spotted from a ship in the area.

"The circumstances under which milky seas form is almost entirely unknown," says Steven Miller, a Naval Research Laboratory scientists who led the space-based discovery. "Even the source for the light emission is under debate."

[..]

Scientists suspect bioluminescent bacteria are behind the phenomenon. Such creatures produce a continuous glow, in contrast to the brief, bright flashes of light produced by "dinoflagellate" bioluminescent organims that are seen more commonly lighting up ship wakes and breaking waves.

"The problem with the bacteria hypothesis is that an extremely high concentration of bacteria must exist before they begin to produce light," Miller told LiveScience. "But what could possibly support the occurrence of such a large population?"

Also:

» Ocean's mystery solved by giant ball of snot

» Deadly New Sea Creature Lures Fish with Red Lights

» Talking Bacteria, and How to Shut Them Up

(via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 04:43 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Science

Saturn's Moon Hyperion has Odd Rice Crispy Design

That image, shown above in false color, shows a remarkable world strewn with strange craters and a generally odd surface. The slight differences in color likely show differences in surface composition. At the bottom of most craters lies some type of unknown dark material.

Posted by Groonk at 04:33 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research

Damn Cool Human Bio Medical GUI

Video of a human dermal nano medical panel.


"hmmm. I feel a might peaked today. I'll check my nanobot count and see what's what."


"ahhhh. The nanobotniks need beer to build stronger bones and whiter teeth. To the pub with me!"

Animation by Gina Miller.

Scenario by me.
(via ellis and future feeder)

Posted by Groonk at 04:06 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Nanotech, Research

iPod Nano blog

Somebody loves the hell out of the iPod Nano.

Posted by Groonk at 04:02 PM | Comments (1) | Ministry of Blogged

When Bots Ride Bikes

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bicycle! BICYCLE!

(via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 03:44 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Robots

1,000 Japanese women talk about sex

"I knew there was no point continuing," a 28-year-old receptionist tells an-an (10/5), "the moment he reached his climax and screamed out 'Mommy' in ecstasy."

[...]

"I was right in the middle of ministrating him with my mouth and looked up to see that he'd dozed off," a 30-year-old nurse tells an-an.

Another woman, a 21-year-old college coed, adds that she reached her limit when "he wore my bra, put his boxers on his head and wanted to do it decked out like that."

(via mainichi)

Posted by Groonk at 03:07 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Sex

Nobel Physics Triumvarate figure out Deep Space Navigation and 3D TV

Posted by Groonk at 02:56 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Technology

Scientists Dabble in Open Animal Cruelty By Teaching Dolphins to Sing the Batman Theme

Scientists have taught dolphins to combine both rhythm and vocalisations to produce music, resulting in an extremely high-pitched, short version of the Batman theme song.

The findings, outlined in two studies, are the first time that nonhuman mammals have demonstrated they can recognise rhythms and reproduce them vocally.

"Humans are sensitive to rhythms embedded in sequences of sounds, but we typically consider this skill to be part of processing for language and music, cognitive domains that we consider to be uniquely human," says Professor Heidi Harley, lead author of both studies.

"Clearly, aspects of those domains are available to other species."

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 02:53 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Science

US Mad Scientists Resurrect the Deadly 1918 Flu

...scientists in the US say they have recreated the influenza virus that killed at least 50 million people in 1918, and they have infected mice with it.

They say the need to understand how flu viruses cause lethal pandemics outweighs any safety risks. But the risks may not be negligible.

The scientists were then heard to cackle wildly as lightning flashed about their dank dungeon laboratory.

(via new scientist)

Posted by Groonk at 02:47 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Health, Science

Emergency Mobile Technology

We have already been promised smart cars that automatically transmit an alarm call after a crash. Now US chip-maker Texas Instruments has plans for a personalised equivalent - a cellphone or PDA that does the same job no matter which vehicle you're travelling in.

An accelerometer built into the device detects any violent shock and compares the acceleration profile of the event with a library of others. This allows the device to distinguish between a safe event, such as the device being dropped, and a genuine road accident.

If the detected profile looks serious, the device will automatically dial an emergency service number, such as 911, and transmit a recorded message. A device with built-in GPS could also transmit its location.

In addition, the device could bleep before transmitting its message. So if the sensor has been triggered accidentally and the owner is not hurt, the call could quickly be cancelled. In the future, devices could also sense heat, smoke and water to warn that the owner is in other kinds of trouble, says Texas Instruments.

The patent for it.

Posted by Groonk at 02:42 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Technology

I missed being on The Daily Show by that much

On the plus side I got a master list of Oktoberfests in the USA.

Comedy Central is coming to Cullman, but organizers of the local Oktoberfest Celebration hope the popular show won't make Cullman the butt of its jokes.

Oktoberfest Committee President Bob Kurtz said a crew of "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" will be in Cullman Monday to record Oktoberfest activities throughout the day and that night at the tent behind the Cullman County Museum. The focus of the spot will be that the celebration held inside a dry county does not include beer.

[...]

Cullman has been hit in the past with national media attention poking fun that Cullman's annual celebration of its heritage is a dry Oktoberfest that doesn't have a lot of oomp-pah-pah to it.

But those taking part in the first night of the 10-day event said that beer is not a prerequisite for having a good time at Oktoberfest.

...

It's an Oktoberfest. Ok-to-ber-fest. That means stout german women carrying four mugs of ale in two hands.

Dancing.

Singing.

Merriment.

Dictonary.com describes it as "An autumn festival that usually emphasizes merrymaking and the consumption of beer."

Don't make me come down their with a pony keg and a purpose.

(via dunc!)

Posted by Groonk at 02:02 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Alabama

NOLA Mayor Laying Off Folks

And the hits keep coming:

NEW ORLEANS - His city in financial ruin from Hurricane Katrina, Mayor Ray Nagin is slashing about half the city's work force — a move he said caused him "great sadness."

Nagin said Tuesday he would lay off as many as 3,000 employees because he had been unable to find the money to keep the workers on the payroll.

The layoffs are "pretty permanent," Nagin said, and the city will work with the Federal Emergency Management Agency to notify municipal employees who fled the city after the hurricane struck more than a month ago.

Gods. Someone give those folks a damn break.

(via yahoo news)

Posted by Groonk at 01:32 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of USA

WATCH: Glosoli

Sigur Ros videos fascinate the shit out of me.

Honestly, I can't help but to turn off all the lights, fire up the video streaming application required, and sitting back into a musical, movie experience that wholly alters my perception of reality.

The Glósóli video was classified as "ultimate postrock" by Ellis.

I just call it what MTV could have been before it sold its greedy, heartless soul.

See Sigur Ros' latest masterpiece in WMV or Real Player.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 01:34 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Music, Video

October 04, 2005

La-la Land Lunchbox Art Show

The show is over but there are lots of lunchboxes still available for buying.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 12:34 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art

The William Canaris Mystery

canaris.jpgWilhelm Canaris was appointed by Hitler to head the Abwehr (the German secret service) eighteen months after the Nazis came to power. But Canaris turned against the Fuhrer and the Nazi regime, believing that Hitler would start a war Germany could not win.

In 1938 he was involved in an attempted coup, undermined by British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain. In 1940 he sabotaged the German plan to invade England, and fed General Franco vital information that helped him keep Spain out of the war.

For years he played a dangerous double game, desperately trying to keep one step ahead of the Gestapo. The SS chief, Heinrich Himmler became suspicious of the Abwehr and by 1944, when Abwehr personnel were involved in the attempted assassination of Hitler, he had the evidence to arrest Canaris himself. Canaris was executed a few weeks before the end of the war

Posted by Groonk at 12:25 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, WorldWarII

Gypsy Jazz

Django Reinhardt & Doktor Jazz

On Django Reinhardt:

reinhardt-archtop.jpgJean Baptiste "Django" Reinhardt (January 23, 1910 – May 16, 1953) was a Belgian Gypsy jazz musician. He was the very first important jazz musician who was born in Europe. His most renowned tunes include Minor Swing, Tears, Belleville and Nuages. Django is pronounced zhane-go (with a long 'a').

[...]

Reinhardt survived World War II unscathed, unlike many other gypsies who perished in the concentration death camps of the Nazis. He had the help of a Luftwaffe official named Dietrich Schultz-Kohn, a.k.a. Doktor Jazz, who deeply admired his music. In 1943 he married Sophie Ziegler, with whom he had a son, Babik Reinhardt, who went on to become a respected guitarist in his own right.

After the war, Reinhardt rejoined Grappelli in the UK, and went on to tour the United States, opening for Duke Ellington, and playing at Carnegie Hall, as well as making more recordings.

Django Reinhardt was then among the first people in France to appreciate and understand the music of Charlie Parker and Dizzy Gillespie (he sought after them when he first arrived in New York). He integrated some elements of their music, still never compromising his own musical visions.

Jazz Against Nazi Germany

differentdrummers.gifIn Different Drummers, Michael Kater--a distinguished historian and himself a jazz musician--explores the underground history of jazz in Hitler's Germany. He offers a frightening and fascinating look at life and popular culture during the Third Reich, showing that for the Nazis, jazz was an especially threatening form of expression. Not only were its creators at the very bottom of the Nazi racial hierarchy, but the very essence of jazz--spontaneity, improvisation, and, above all, individuality--represented a direct challenge to the repetitive, simple, uniform pulse of German march music and indeed everyday life. The fact that many of the most talented European jazz artists were Jewish only made the music more objectionable. In tracing the growth of what would become a bold and eloquent form of social protest, Kater mines a trove of previously untapped archival records and assembles interviews with surviving witnesses as he brings to life a little-known aspect of wartime Germany. He introduces us to groups such as the Weintraub Syncopators, Germany's best indigenous jazz band; the Harlem Club of Frankfurt, whose male members wore their hair long in defiance of Nazi conventions; and the Hamburg Swings--the most daring radicals of all--who openly challenged the Gestapo with a series of mass dance rallies.

» Jazz Research: Here we find a "list current research projects - scholarly studies as well as discographical or biographical book projects or ongoing dissertation projects from different fields concerned in some way with jazz research." It's constantly being updated.

» The Django Reinhardt Swing Page

» Tribute to Gainsbourg (sucker's in french)

» Django Books

» Jazz Guitar Licks : Django Reinhardt

» GYPSY The life of Django Reinhardt: A review of this book by The New Yorker

(a ponzu inspired bit of research)

Posted by Groonk at 11:31 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, History, Music, Research, WorldWarII

WATCH: Kate Moss Fuck Over Her Body

On a normal day I would not bother with this. Another "supermodel" takes a snootful to get through her "high pressure" life of being rich-ish, famous, and globe hopping.

If only I had 5 cents for every time that happened.

This video (which I believe is italian) fascinates the shit outta me. The video details Moss sucking the blow and highlights several folks hanging with the Mosster by red circling their faces and no doubt outing their various interests.

Is like a 'B' grade Alias episode where all the players are marked and noted on grainy film footage.

Marked and noted...for DEATH.

(via the superficial)

Posted by Groonk at 01:43 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Video

October 03, 2005

God Fucks Over Society

I've wanted scientific proof for decades. Now I have it.


RELIGIOUS belief can cause damage to a society, contributing towards high murder rates, abortion, sexual promiscuity and suicide, according to research published today.

According to the study, belief in and worship of God are not only unnecessary for a healthy society but may actually contribute to social problems.

The study counters the view of believers that religion is necessary to provide the moral and ethical foundations of a healthy society.

It compares the social peformance of relatively secular countries, such as Britain, with the US, where the majority believes in a creator rather than the theory of evolution. Many conservative evangelicals in the US consider Darwinism to be a social evil, believing that it inspires atheism and amorality.

Many liberal Christians and believers of other faiths hold that religious belief is socially beneficial, believing that it helps to lower rates of violent crime, murder, suicide, sexual promiscuity and abortion. The benefits of religious belief to a society have been described as its “spiritual capital”. But the study claims that the devotion of many in the US may actually contribute to its ills.

The paper, published in the Journal of Religion and Society, a US academic journal, reports: “Many Americans agree that their churchgoing nation is an exceptional, God-blessed, shining city on the hill that stands as an impressive example for an increasingly sceptical world.

“In general, higher rates of belief in and worship of a creator correlate with higher rates of homicide, juvenile and early adult mortality, STD infection rates, teen pregnancy and abortion in the prosperous democracies.

[...]

Mr Paul said: “The study shows that England, despite the social ills it has, is actually performing a good deal better than the USA in most indicators, even though it is now a much less religious nation than America.”

He said that the disparity was even greater when the US was compared with other countries, including France, Japan and the Scandinavian countries. These nations had been the most successful in reducing murder rates, early mortality, sexually transmitted diseases and abortion, he added.

Mr Paul delayed releasing the study until now because of Hurricane Katrina. He said that the evidence accumulated by a number of different studies suggested that religion might actually contribute to social ills. “I suspect that Europeans are increasingly repelled by the poor societal performance of the Christian states,” he added.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 05:32 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Religion, Research

OVERLOAD: Serenity

There's a bunch of stuff out there for Browncoats of all shapes and sizes:

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defying Unification Day

» Whedonesque's Flickr site is Serenity-licious (including wallpapers I haven't seen before)

» Joss Whedon's Grocery list. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry.

» New Scientist wants you to vote on the Best. Space Science Fiction works. Ever.

» Librarians can be funny.

» Joss Whedon makes Marvel's "The Ten Terffic"

» Purchase your own meditation bench for a measley $175. (I'm seriously thinking on this one.)

Tonys_bench_8_in.jpg
contemplate

Posted by Groonk at 04:01 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of