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September 30, 2005

The All Woman Crew of the 737th Expeditionary Airlift Squadron

allfemalecrew-small.jpgCapt. Carol Mitchell, aircraft commander; 1st Lt. Siobhan Couturier, pilot; Capt. Anita T. Mack, navigator; Staff Sgt. Josie E. Harshe, flight engineer; and loadmasters Tech. Sgt. Sigrid M. Carrero-Perez and Senior Airman Ci Ci Alonzo are all permanently assigned to the 43rd Airlift Wing at Pope Air Force Base, N.C., and currently are deployed to the 737th Expeditionary Airlift Squadron flying cargo and troops in and out of Iraq, Afghanistan and the Horn of Africa.

While some would call their mission “historic,” they feel this mission should be recognized like every other flight -- a successful combat mission.

“I enjoyed flying with this crew, but I don’t think we should go out of our way to have all-female crews,” said Captain Mitchell. “It took a long time for women to become accepted as aircrew members, and now that we are, we would be taking a step back by singling ourselves out rather than blending in with the rest of the Air Force.”

Airman Alonzo agrees. “It was a great experience not many females can say they’ve had,” she said. However I don’t believe the Air Force should seek out all-female crews -- instead, we should focus on experience.

[...]

While the all-female crew did accomplish a unique milestone together, they point out that the significance of their mission success is that every crewmember achieved personal goals to get there.

“I encourage any girl or woman to do what she wants. Too often I hear people say they can’t do something (but it is) because they don’t realize they have the opportunity,” Captain Mack said. “I would tell any person flying is an attainable goal for anyone who wants to work for it. As they say, you are only limited in what you can do by what you can dream.”

(link via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 02:53 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, War

The Yakuza wants us dead

Or so claims an Idaho weatherman.

POCATELLO, Idaho (Wireless Flash) – Here’s a theory that’s sure to cause a storm of controversy: A meteorologist in Pocatello, Idaho, claims Japanese gangsters known as the Yakuza caused Hurricane Katrina.

Scott Stevens says after looking at NASA satellite photos of the hurricane, he’s is convinced it was caused by electromagnetic generators from ground-based microwave transmitters.

The generators emit a soundwave between three and 30 megahertz and Stevens claims the Russians invented the storm-creating technology back in 1976 and sold it to others in the late 1980s.

Stevens says the clouds formed by the generators are different than normal clouds and are able to appear out of nowhere and says Katrina had many rotation points that are unusual for hurricanes.

At least ten nations and organizations possess the technology but Stevens suspects the Japanese Yakuza created Katrina in order to make a fortune in the futures market and to get even with the U.S. for the 1945 bombing of Hiroshima.

Stevens will discuss the storm creation theory tomorrow night (Sep. 9) on an internet radio show at www.thesciencedetective.com

That's funny though. I had been hearing it was North Korea who was making it the winter of our discontent.

(link via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 02:42 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Weird

September 29, 2005

Wild Gorilla Photographed Using Walking Stick

Efi is nobody's fool.

430_gorilla30x,0.jpgTwo female gorillas have been photographed using sticks as tools to get through swampy areas, the first time the apes have been seen doing so in the wild, researchers reported today.

[...]

All great apes use tools in captivity, but scientists have worried this does not necessarily reflect natural behaviour, just something copied from humans.

"Tool usage in wild apes provides us with valuable insights into the evolution of our own species and the abilities of other species. Seeing it for the first time in gorillas is important on many different levels."
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They describe the two instances in the northern rain forests of the Republic of Congo.

"We first observed an adult female gorilla using a branch as a walking stick to test water deepness and to aid in her attempt to cross a pool of water at Mbeli Bai, a swampy forest clearing in northern Congo," Breuer and his international colleagues wrote.gorilla_stick.jpg

In the second case, they saw another pull up a dead shrub.
"She forcefully pushed it into the ground with both hands and held the tool for support with her left hand over her head for two minutes while dredging food with the other hand," they wrote.

"Efi then took the trunk with both hands and placed it on the swampy ground in front of her, crossed bipedally on this self-made bridge, and walked quadrupedally towards the middle of the clearing."

(link via 7d)

(update: monkeys in the news had a much better photo. seen above)

Posted by Groonk at 07:52 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Science

Nivo: the Sub-$100 Laptop

laptopfor100bucks.jpgThe laptop will be tough and foldable in different ways, with a hand crank for when there is no power supply.

Professor Negroponte came up with the idea for a cheap computer for all after visiting a Cambodian village.

His non-profit One Laptop Per Child group plans to have up to 15 million machines in production within a year.

[...]

The laptops will be encased in rubber to make them more durable, and their AC adaptors will also act as carrying straps.

The Linux-based machines are expected to have a 500MHz processor, with flash memory instead of a hard drive which has more delicate moving parts.

They will have four USB ports, and will be able to connect to the net through wi-fi - wireless net technology - and will be able to share data easily.

It will also have a dual-mode display so that it can still be used in varying light conditions outside. It will be a colour display, but users will be able to switch easily to monochrome mode so that it can be viewed in bright sunlight, at four times normal resolution._40854580_neg_simputer203.jpg

When Professor Negroponte saw the benefits of donated notebook PCs that Cambodian children could carry around with them, he immediately set about planning the sub-$100 machines.

The project has some big-name supporters on board, including Google, which is working on thin-client applications. Thin client computing means several machines can share programs when linked up to a central "brain", or server.

Linux-based. Damn right!

It looks like a speak-n-spell but imagine the worldwide benefits. not to mention the portable hackability.

(via bbc)

Posted by Groonk at 03:05 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Research, Technology

All Abu Ghraib Images Ruled to be Seen

A judge in New York has ruled that pictures of Iraqi inmates abused by US troops should be released.

The judge made the order after a request by the American Civil Liberties Union for access to 87 unseen images.

[...]

The ruling represents a huge potential embarrassment for the US administration, says the BBC's Jeremy Cooke in New York.

The government has 20 days to consider an appeal.

(via bbc)

Posted by Groonk at 02:56 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of USA

Is the AIDS Virus Weakening?

Keith Alcorn, senior editor at the HIV information charity NAM, said it had been thought that HIV would increase in virulence as it passed through more and more human hosts.

But the latest study suggested the opposite is actually true.

"What appears to be happening is that by the time HIV passes from one person to another, it has already toned down some of its most pathogenic effects in response to its host's immune system," he said.

"So the virus that is passed on is less 'fit' each time.

"This would suggest that over several generations, HIV could become less harmful to its human hosts.

"However, we are still far from that point - HIV is still a life-threatening infection."

(via bbc)

Posted by Groonk at 02:53 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Health

Foetuses wrapped in Christian Icons Found in Bogota

Colombian police have found the bodies of three human foetuses hidden in statues destined for the United States.

[...]

The corpses were wrapped in plastic and concealed inside statues of Christian icons, which were smashed open.

Colombian police chief Gen Jord Alirio Varon said the four- to five-month-old foetuses could have been intended for use in Satanic rituals.

Gen Varon said the foetuses were found alongside crucifixes and medals.

(via bbc)

Posted by Groonk at 02:43 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research

Patterns and Code

Tons of patterns and dhtml/php/mysql bits of code free for use on Squidfingers.

Including a neat slideout menu.

Posted by Groonk at 02:31 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Apps, CSS, DHTML, Web Design

The Road back to NOLA

Here's a sample of what NOLA residents are getting upon there return to the city:

YOUR HOME OR BUSINESS MAY NOT BE STRUCTURALLY SOUND; ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Use extra care when navigating upper floors and attic space.

The sewage system is operational but not fully functioning. With the exception of Algiers, you are advised not to drink, bathe or wash your hands in water from your tap. WE RECOMMEND THE USE OF BOTTLED WATER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. BRING A SUFFICIENT SUPPLY OF BOTTLED WATER FOR DRINKING, BATHING AND PERSONAL USE. You may flush toilets.

(via warren ellis)
The entire thing can be found below.

(New Orleans, LA) The City of New Orleans will provide the following information to people returning to the city. On behalf of Mayor C. Ray Nagin and the City of New Orleans, welcome home! We are working to bring New Orleans back and need your cooperation. Please be advised that although we are slowly returning our City to normal operations, there are some precautionary measures you need to follow. Please read the following carefully.

You are entering the City of New Orleans at your own risk, whether you are a business owner or resident. There are still many health and safety issues. Please take great caution before entering your business or residence since structural problems are not always visible.

THERE IS A CURFEW IN PLACE FROM 6 PM to 8 AM every night that will be strictly enforced until further notice. This means you may not be outside between 6 pm and 8 am, in a vehicle or on foot.

The 911 system is operable when dialing from a land line. *Call 911 for Police, Fire and other emergencies.* Alternate emergency number is 504-525-9261.

Traffic lights are out throughout the City. ALL INTERSECTIONS ARE FOUR-WAY STOPS and the speed limit is 30 mph, regardless of the posted speed limit. Proceed with extreme caution. Report any downed power lines to Entergy; downed power lines may be live.

You are not permitted to go beyond your designated zip code area. Travel in your zip code only when absolutely necessary. Keep personal identification with you at all times.

There are only a few health clinics open at this time. We can handle minor injuries and health care needs. We cannot handle critical care needs. For your safety, you should have a tetanus shot if you have not had one in the past 10 years.

YOUR HOME OR BUSINESS MAY NOT BE STRUCTURALLY SOUND; ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Use extra care when navigating upper floors and attic space.

The sewage system is operational but not fully functioning. With the exception of Algiers, you are advised not to drink, bathe or wash your hands in water from your tap. WE RECOMMEND THE USE OF BOTTLED WATER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. BRING A SUFFICIENT SUPPLY OF BOTTLED WATER FOR DRINKING, BATHING AND PERSONAL USE. You may flush toilets.

Important numbers for your use:

Police, Fire and Emergency 911

Red Cross 1-800-435-7669

Remains Management 1-225-763-5480, 1-225-763-5760

Entergy (Gas and Electric) 1-800-368-3749, 1-800-968-8243

Standing water and soil may be seriously contaminated; avoid contact. If you come in contact with dirt or water you should wash with antibacterial soap and bottled water as soon as possible.

Limit your exposure to airborne mold and wear rubber gloves, masks (N-95 mask), goggles/eye wear and other protective materials to protect yourself. You must supply your own protective equipment. Open windows for 30 minutes before entering your home or business.

Bring sufficient food and any medical supplies required to sustain you and your family for an extended period of time. FOOD AND WATER WILL NOT BE PROVIDED TO YOU.

Have sufficient fuel with you before you enter the city. Gas stations are not fully operational and fuel is limited.

AVOID CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING. Opening doors and windows or using fans will not prevent carbon monoxide build-up. Do not connect electrical generators to the electrical panel or an outlet in your business or home.

To assist in the collection of trash and debris, we ask residents to separate debris into different piles at curbside for separate collections. This will speed the removal of your trash and debris. Items should be separated into the following categories:

Household garbage (dispose as usual) except spoiled food MUST be bagged in black plastic trash bags.

Tree debris and clean wood

Carpet, sheetrock, insulation, flooring and furniture, etc.

Roofing materials

Appliances such as refrigerators (emptied of contents), stoves, and air conditioners

Household hazardous wastes such as pesticides, paints, solvents, automotive fluids and cleaning products. We are working on developing a program to handle these items, which will be announced at a later date. In the meantime, please store them in a safe place.

Electric customers with property damage must have the electricity at the main fuse box or circuit breaker TURNED OFF. Don't step in water to get to the fuse box or circuit breaker. Call a licensed electrician for advice when necessary. A LICENSED ELECTRICIAN MAY NEED TO INSPECT YOUR PROPERTY'S ELECTRIC WIRING BEFORE ENTERGY CAN RESTORE POWER TO A HOME OR BUSINESS. TREAT ALL DOWNED WIRES AS LIVE.

Natural gas customers: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TURN GAS ON YOURSELF. Please have repairs made by a licensed plumber and certified by a city inspector. Call Entergy at 1-800-ENTERGY (1-800-368-3749) when repairs are complete.

To dry out your home or business

Do not turn on or plug in anything electric until it has been checked out.

Do not turn on gas until checking with the gas company.

Do not turn on switches when standing in water.

Throw out any wet furniture, mattresses and pillows.

Wash clothing, towels and bedding in hot, soapy water. Remove drywall and insulation that has been wet.

Place a fan blowing outwards to dry the house without spreading the mold.

Posted by Groonk at 02:20 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, USA

Dead cats are not fuel

Christian Koch, an inventor and patent holder of the "KDV 500" that he said produces high quality fuel, said he can transform waste products such as paper, rubbish and plastic materials into fuel.

But Koch, 55, said there was no truth to stories published in Bild newspaper on Tuesday and Wednesday that suggested he used dead cats as part of the mix for his organic diesel fuel.

"I use paper, plastics, textiles and rubbish," Koch told Reuters.

"It's an alternative fuel that is friendly for the environment. But it's complete nonsense to suggest dead cats. I've never used cats and would never think of that. At most the odd toad may have jumped in."

(via cnn)

Posted by Groonk at 01:41 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Weird

Amusing Conversations with iGod

Chat with the Almighty.

I grew bored after a minute, but Medicmike managed to amuse the fuck outta me.

Excerpts from Medicmike's chat:

Me: fuck

God: Please don't be so rude.

Me: Please don't be so omnipotent.

God: Thanks for asking politely. I was not trying to be a omnipotent.

Me: Where are the prostitutes?

God:I would search for it. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I will try to find out..

Me: Why do you kill puppies and babies?

God:I do not kill.

Me: You are a liar.

God: Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.

Me: Are you the devil?

God: Yes I am the one and only devil.

Posted by Groonk at 01:38 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Apps, Flash, Religion

FILE UNDER: Nice

The Danish government pays for the disabled to have sex with a prostitute once a month.

This is highly unconfirmed since it comes from the seriously dodgy Ananova.

Posted by Groonk at 01:33 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of World

Erik Larsen Called Me a Pussy

And he wouldn't be far from wrong.

You big baby.

Why don't you get off your fat ass and do something?

You say that you're a creator-- what was the last thing you really created? (And no-- a new costume for Iron Man doesn't count). Painting a house isn't the same thing as building a house.

No, really.

Why are you so pathetic?

Why are you such a pussy?

There are guys doing creator-owned books that are making wads of cash. I sign their checks on a regular basis. I know. They're making more at Image than they ever would at any other comic book company and when Hollywood comes knocking (and they do come knocking) it will be their name on that screen, ten feet tall and fat bank in their money market account and you??

You'll be writing or drawing or inking or coloring somebody else's creation. Maybe you'll get another assignment. Maybe you'll sign an exclusive contract and play a part in the "Big Two's" corporate pissing contest.

[...]

What if??

What if all Jack Kirby ever did was draw other people's stuff? What if he drew that issue of "Captain Marvel Adventures" and then moved on to doing some Superman comics and some Batman comics and some issues of Green Lantern and Jughead and Richie Rich?

Marvel Comics wouldn't exist today.

What if others did the same?

There wouldn't be any comics.

Larsen's open letter to comic creators everywhere hits too damn close to home.

Though I don't even work in the mainstream...yet.

Posted by Groonk at 12:27 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Quotables

More Robots

This robot rocks the cradle rather than rob it:

This robot finds buried treasures.

A robotic treasure hunter has laid claim to the find of the century, on the very archipelago that inspired the novel Robinson Crusoe.

The robot, called "Arturito" or "Little Arthur", is said to have discovered the 18th-century buried treasure on the island of Robinson Crusoe - named after the book. The island lies 660 kilometres from the coast of Chile in South America.

A Scottish sailor called Alexander Selkirk was marooned on the island in 1704. His story inspired Daniel Defoe to write Robinson Crusoe, which was published in 1719.

The Chilean company responsible for developing Arturito, Wagner Technologies, announced at the weekend that the robot had found the booty by probing 15 metres below ground. The company plans to start excavating in a matter of days, as soon as permits can be obtained.

arrrgh.

(via boing boing)

Posted by Groonk at 11:53 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Robots

Reeker

Gearing up for All Hallow's Eve means scary stories, scary movies, and butt-loads of candy.

We'll start with upcoming scary movies and work from there.

reeker.jpg
see the Reeker

All reports and re-vamped website point to this one being worth your 10 bucks.

Posted by Groonk at 10:51 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Holiday, Movies, One Sheets, Trailers

LISTEN: New Harvey Danger Album Dowloadable Online

Why we're releasing our latest album for free on the Internet

In preparing to self-release our new album, we thought long and hard about how best to use the internet. Given our unusual history, and a long-held sense that the practice now being demonized by the music biz as "illegal" file sharing can be a friend to the independent musician, we have decided to embrace the indisputable fact of music in the 21st century, put our money where our mouth is, and make our record, Little By Little...,available for download via Bittorrent, and at our website. We’re not streaming, or offering 30-second song samples, or annoying you with digital rights management software; we're putting up the whole record, for free, forever. Full stop. Please help yourself; if you like it, please share with friends.

Of course, the CD will also be for sale on the site, as well as in fine independent record stores across the country, in a deluxe package that includes a 30-minute bonus disc that serves as a companion piece to the record proper (retail price for the package is $11.99).

We embark on this experiment with both enthusiasm and curiosity-and, ok, maybe a twinge of anxiety. Why are we doing this? The short answer is simply that we want a lot of people to hear the record.

Now they KNOW how to utilize the 21st century mindset.

I'm giving it a listen now. I'm liking what I'm hearing. Usually the only thing I liked about them was "Flagpole Sitta" that was released eons ago in 1998.

They may change.

Posted by Groonk at 10:18 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Artist, Digital Share, Music

Millionaires Breed like Roaches

There are millions of millionaires in the USA.

The number of millionaires in the US has reached a record 8.9m, rising for the third consecutive year despite faltering stock and bond markets.

The rise confirms a three-year economic rebound following a decline in the number of millionaires during 2001 and 2002.

The number of the emerging affluent - defined as households with a net worth of $100,000 to $500,000 - also rose slightly, to 24.5m, according to a survey to be released on Wednesday by TNS, one of the world's largest market research companies.

The rich not only get richer, they fucking multiply!

(via yahoo news)

Posted by Groonk at 10:11 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture

There Really Be Monsters!

Japanese scientists have photographed a live giant squid for the first time ever!


You know what a kraken is don't you?

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 10:00 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Science

September 27, 2005

Star Wars marvel Comics Style

All of Marvel Comics' version of Star Wars. The covers range from neat to hilarious.

Posted by Groonk at 07:47 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

Psychic Flash and Big Pencils

Ponzu drops off more flash sites:

» Psychic Flash
It knows the symbols in your head.

» Leo Burnett's Big Pencils
Pretty freaking neat design.

Posted by Groonk at 07:13 PM | Comments (3) | Ministry of Flash, Web Design

Sci Fi Talk Podcasts

Lots of interviews with celebrities and creators of science ficiton movies and TV.

Posted by Groonk at 06:52 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Streamed Goodness

Matt Fraction Made Kanye His Ringtone

I don't have a Razrrrr. Damn if I don't want one now.

I got a new phone the other day-- a Motorola Razrrrr-- and it plays mp3s for ringtones.

So I made an mp3 ringtone of Kanye West saying "George Bush doesn't care about black people," that you can feel free to download and enjoy in the privacy of your own phone.

You know I downloaded it.

(via matt fraction)

Posted by Groonk at 07:44 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share

Terrorist-Fighting Toxic-Dart-Toting Dolphins are Loose in the Gulf of Mexico

It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.

Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.

Dolphins have been trained in attack-and-kill missions since the Cold War. The US Atlantic bottlenose dolphins have apparently been taught to shoot terrorists attacking military vessels. Their coastal compound was breached during the storm, sweeping them out to sea. But those who have studied the controversial use of dolphins in the US defence programme claim it is vital they are caught quickly.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 07:33 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research

Don Adams 1923-2005

Agent Maxwell Smart and Inspector Gadget no more.


He was born Donald James Yarmy in New York City on April 13, 1923, Tufeld said, although some sources say 1926 or '27. The actor's father was a Hungarian Jew who ran a few small restaurants in the Bronx.

In a 1959 interview Adams said he never cared about being funny as a kid: "Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand."

In 1941, he dropped out of school to join the Marines. In Guadalcanal he survived the deadly blackwater fever and was returned to the States to become a drill instructor, acquiring the clipped delivery that served him well as a comedian.

After the war he worked in New York as a commercial artist by day, doing standup comedy in clubs at night, taking the surname of his first wife, Adelaide Adams. His following grew, and soon he was appearing on the Ed Sullivan and late-night TV shows. Bill Dana, who had helped him develop comedy routines, cast him as his sidekick on Dana's show. That led to the NBC contract and "Get Smart."

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 07:23 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, People Who Died

September 26, 2005

Remember

(via soulsister)

Posted by Groonk at 08:05 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flickrlicious

The Osbourne Campbell Connection

Posted by Groonk at 08:00 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Weird

September 24, 2005

Ashton Kutcher is a was Hacked

Robbed-cradle Ashton Kutcher's voice mail was supposedly hacked after two guys went through 7,865 permutations to find his voice mail password.

Some people search for the cure for cancer. Others decide it's well worth the time to hack vacuous celebrities phone systems.

Yeah, I listened. But that's only cause I'm taking a break from my cancer research.

Posted by Groonk at 06:20 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Funny

Rita Strikes

Pollyfodder has tens of thousands of news photos of tragedies.

Posted by Groonk at 05:51 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flickrlicious, USA

When is a Hobbit not a Hobbit?

Sophisticated stone tools found nearby suggest they were not lacking in intelligence, even though the Hobbit specimen's brain was no larger than a chimpanzee's.

But it was not long before some scientists began to ask serious questions about the discovery team's conclusions.

Indonesian anthropologist Teuku Jacob controversially took possession of the remains and declared them to be those of a modern human with the condition microcephaly.

This disorder is characterised by a small brain, but it can also be associated with dwarfism, as well as abnormalities of the face and jaw. For this reason, some scientists believe the condition could cause a modern human to look primitive in evolutionary terms.

(via bbc news)

Posted by Groonk at 05:28 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Science

September 23, 2005

Newspapers, Blogging, Podcasting, Web Only Rita

The Huston metblog is doing frequent first-person updates.

A newspaper in Lake Charles, LA is using blogspt to report on Rita.

(all via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 01:57 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Blogged, Google-fied, Research, USA

September 22, 2005

Cheney was F-Bombed

I am so late to the table on this. I saw the video weeks ago. I was amused by his chutzpah. I was saddened by his losses.

Now I know the story from his point of view.

The secret service guys checked our id's, patted us down, and waved the wands over us and then let us pass. Anyway I was standing about 8-10 feet away from Mr. Cheney while my friend was filming. I then took a picture of him and then I quoted the Dick to the Dick by yelling "Go F**** Yourself..Mr. Cheney..Go F**** YOURSELF....Go F**** Yourself...Asshole". I had/have no intention of harming anyone but merely wanted to echo Mr. Cheney's infamous words back at him. At that moment I noticed the secret service guys with a panic stricken look on their faces like they were about to tackle me so I calmly began walking back towards my house, waved to one of them and said "Have a nice day". My friend videotaped a little bit longer and then he came back to the house. The first thing I did was take out the video and hide it and put a blank video in it's place. We were loading the things we could salvage and about 10 minutes or so later two MP's waving M-16's showed up at my house. They said they were looking for someone who fit my description who was wearing an orange shirt with blonde hair who had cursed at the VP. I told them I was probably the person they were looking for and they said something like "Sir we are detaining you for questioning. You are not under arrest. We have to put you in handcuffs. Do not run." So they had machines guns so of course I complied.

The full story be here.

(via rocketboom)

Posted by Groonk at 09:29 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Politics, USA

Operation: Eden

NOLA native and Nerve photographer Clayton James Cubitt sunk his life savings into buying a trailer for his mom. It would be the first home of her very own. Katrina came a week later and destroyed it before the insurance kicked in.

Clayton is selling his prints and prints donated by friends on Operation:Eden to help get his family back on track.

The trailer, nestled between Bay St. Louis, MS and Slidell, LA, was submerged under over twenty feet of water when the storm surge came ashore. Thankfully, my mom and little brother were in a shelter in Kiln, and true to form, having volunteered in battered women's shelters and homeless shelters hew whole adult life, my mom spent the four days she was in the hurricane shelter helping the elderly and sick. Yes, I'm saying my mom is a redneck Mother Theresa (in fact, Theresa's her Confirmation name). Anyway, "Eden" has four feet of muck and dead shrimp and carp from Pearl River in it, and it's molding and ruined. My mom's now homeless, squatting in an evacuated home in Slidell.

You could help by buying the "scarlett johansson" pic where she lied about her age.


(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 12:51 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of USA

Hurricanes Decrease Support for War

The devastating storms are increasing pressure around the country and in Congress for an Iraq exit strategy and prompting calls for reining in spending on an increasingly unpopular war, one which could bedevil Republicans in the 2006 midterm congressional elections.

"It's a tangled picture" that will get even more complicated as those elections near, said Stephen Cimbala, a political scientist at Pennsylvania State University. "It's like Osama bin Laden's running the weather," he added, referring to the fugitive al-Qaida terror leader.

Bush's core of supporters for staying the course in Iraq appears to be shrinking, although war opponents are nowhere close to having enough votes in Congress to cut off or trim funds.

Again with the gee gee's.

Nature may yet achieve what the Democratic party couldn't.
--warren ellis "Bad Signal"

Insane.

Posted by Groonk at 12:38 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Politics, Quotables, USA, War

Evacuating Rita

capt.txdm10309221412.hurricane_rita_txdm103.jpg
escape


rita 9-05.jpg
gaining strength


ritainfrared.jpg
infrared

Posted by Groonk at 11:12 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of USA

September 21, 2005

Street Legal 727 Jet Limo on Ebay

Nobody bid on it.

(via b55seddel)

Posted by Groonk at 02:36 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Technology

CBS Will Hunt Down Your Past..For Free

Ever wonder what happened to an old flame? High school sweetheart? Military buddy? An Ex-spouse? A mentor? A crush from way back?

CBS is currently casting a brand new reunion show that will begin airing Primetime in January called "What If..."

CBS has some of the best investigators searching for these special people from your past, for free, to reunite you for a day-in-the-life of what might have been. Will it match your imagination?

You'll get to spend a day reconnecting with this lost person and participating in activities you may have been a part of if they had remained a prominent part of your life.

We're looking for emotional and exciting stories and people, so apply now. You can send us your compelling stories, contact info and/or photos to yourstory@aspla.tv or apply online at our website www.agproductions.net/whatifapp.html.

Posted by Groonk at 08:18 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture

WATCH: A Shark Fight an Octopus

And neither one of them were flying.

(via matt fraction)

Posted by Groonk at 04:23 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Video

POWER SEARCH: Skeletons

Went looking for skeleton images. Found a bunch of other stuff that didn't help me at all.

»Illustrations of weird skeletons

»The drawings of Leonardo da Vinci

»Some site where a guy investigates the Genesis of Giants. I did have several links involving research into giants but I lost all the links when the damn hard drive died.

It includes a link to a BBC article where archaeologists believe they found Gilgamesh's Tomb somewhere around Iraq in 2003.

Posted by Groonk at 03:31 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Myth, Science

September 20, 2005

Students for an Orwellian Society: Reporting Thoughtcrime 21 Years Late

"StudentsforOrwell.org collects and documents the steady progress the U.S. government has been making towards acheiving Ingsoc's three major ideals: War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, put forth in George Orwell's prophetic 1984.

I honestly have no idea how to categorize this.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 05:18 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Politics

Jesusland is Rotting

Back in the day, around about late 1980s, Jim Bakker had the wonderful idea of starting up a funland where christians can go and have a wholesome good time. I actually remember seeing it on the news when it opened.

Look at it now:

You know, he could have used that spacious land to open a homeless shelter or provided a place for families down on their luck to live at relatively low prices. Instead he built a theme park designed to leech money from those who had money to burn.

Hell, the land still could be used for something like that now.

But I digress.

A photographer walked into Jesusland and took tons of photos.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 04:55 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Photos2, Religion

The New Pornopacalypse

The FBI has decided to join the Bush administration's War on Porn and create a Porn Squad.

The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.

"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."

Among friends and trusted colleagues, an experienced national security analyst said, "it's a running joke for us."

A few of the printable samples:

"Things I Don't Want On My Résumé, Volume Four."

"I already gave at home."

"Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves."

This is a squad wanting to crack down on porn involving consenting adults.

Consenting adults, folks.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 04:30 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Politics, Sex

POWER SEARCH: Not the George I was Looking For

I look up Curious George via the image search and I find this mini comic:

Then there's the blatant monkey connection.

So what do people really think, I wonder.

Posted by Groonk at 04:09 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Funny

Rita Makes her Presence Known

Also:

At the start of August, the NHC predicted an exceptionally busy North Atlantic hurricane season, with 18 to 21 tropical storms, 9 to 11 of which would become hurricanes. So far that forecast has been borne out, and it could yet prove an underestimate.

The record tropical storm season saw 21 cyclones, and occurred in 1933. If that number is exceeded, the NHC will use up its list of names and turn to Greek-letter designations. The record hurricane season was 12 in 1969. Katrina's devastation of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast has already made this the most expensive hurricane season ever for the US, in terms of life lost and damaged infrastructure.

There are so many storms they've run out of names for them!

(via new scientist and my way)

Posted by Groonk at 03:55 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of USA

September 19, 2005

Pirate Comics

Or rather, comics that have pirates in them, lads and lasses.

» 21st Century Fox (a more parrrmanent link)
» Savage Chickens (that speak like Pirates. Arr.)
» The Horrible Pirates (nuff said)

(via the scurvy weasel matthew and salty seabag b55seddel)

Posted by Groonk at 03:48 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

Speak Like a Pirate!

Why all the pirate love? Cause it be Talk like a Pirate Day, you swabs. If it ain't pirate-ish, I'll make it pirate-ish for ye.

Just for today.

There already be tons of filthy links, ye grogs. See them all or ye'll be kissin' the gunner's daughter b'fore sunset.

»International Talk Like A Pirate Day's Photostream
»Groonk's first Pirate Day
»Why's the rum gone?!
»gangsta to pirate translator
»A true pirate of New Orleans
»The pirate party Ponzu ditched for restful sleep
»iPirate radio: how to be a pirate radio station using your iPod mini
» The Pirate Bay
» Worth1000's if Pirates Ruled the World 2


Arrrr!

Posted by Groonk at 03:02 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Flickrlicious, Holiday

Gaming Pirates

(via ponzu)

Posted by Groonk at 03:01 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Holiday

Jean Lafitte: The Gentleman Pirate Privateer

jeanlafitte.jpg He has been called "The Corsair," "The Buccaneer," "The King of Barataria," "The Terror of the Gulf," "The Hero of New Orleans". At three separate times, U.S. presidents have condemned, exonerated and again condemned his actions. He is known for his piracy in the Gulf of Mexico, and lauded for his heroism in the Battle of New Orleans. Each personae seems to balance the other. He hated being called "pirate," for, as he saw it, he was a "privateer" serving an economic purpose in an economically frugal time in a new country that needed to economize. When he at last sailed away from American shores, he felt betrayed by a country that didn’t understand the difference.

He was Jean Lafitte.

From the Gulf of Mexico through a vast uncharted maze of waterways to New Orleans, his name was legend even in his day. Entrepreneur and astute diplomat, he took an island-full of bloodied seafarers, rovers and fishermen and turned them into an organization of buccaneers, smugglers and wholesalers. From the ships they plundered off the Caribbean Coast and in the Atlantic he and his "crew of a thousand men" kept a constant cargo of black-marketed and very necessary provisions (including Negro slaves, a very important "commodity" to the early South) moving through the Mississippi Delta to help feed and clothe a part of the nation that the government overlooked. As a result, he won the praise of the local rich and poor alike.

So he used the misfortunate to help the misfortunate. That's rather fucked-up.

(via ponzu)

Posted by Groonk at 02:46 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History

So That's What they're Teaching Kids in School

Beginning Wednesday, you can find out. State officials will put an old edition of the Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test online so people can see what it's like to be in 10th grade.

If you don't know much about history, don't know much biology, you might still do well. The test measures ability in reading and math. The questions were from the 2004 exam, and most likely won't be seen on any test again any time soon.

State education officials said Friday the test will be on the department's Web site. People can download or print the test and take it like students would, then get the answer key to see what they got right and wrong.

"It will satisfy curiosity, probably, more than anything else," said Education Commissioner John Winn.

You're damn right, Comissioner. Arrrrr.

(link via 7d)

Posted by Groonk at 02:34 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture

READ: 1491 : New Revelations of the Americas Before Columbus

1491charlesmann.jpg 1491 is not so much the story of a year, as of what that year stands for: the long-debated (and often-dismissed) question of what human civilization in the Americas was like before the Europeans crashed the party. The history books most Americans were (and still are) raised on describe the continents before Columbus as a vast, underused territory, sparsely populated by primitives whose cultures would inevitably bow before the advanced technologies of the Europeans. For decades, though, among the archaeologists, anthropologists, paleolinguists, and others whose discoveries Charles C. Mann brings together in 1491, different stories have been emerging. Among the revelations: the first Americans may not have come over the Bering land bridge around 12,000 B.C. but by boat along the Pacific coast 10 or even 20 thousand years earlier; the Americas were a far more urban, more populated, and more technologically advanced region than generally assumed; and the Indians, rather than living in static harmony with nature, radically engineered the landscape across the continents, to the point that even "timeless" natural features like the Amazon rainforest can be seen as products of human intervention.

This is strange. I recently had a conversation with Dunc about this very subject. Now I have a source of my own thanks to Book TV.

Posted by Groonk at 12:57 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books

September 18, 2005

HOW TO: Self-Publish Comics

Here's a comics self-publishing resource that I gleaned from a search through The Engine.

And what is The Engine?

It was started up by Warren Ellis a few weeks ago. It seems stable now. The start up was wrought with problems because a glut of people tried to log on at once and crashed the damn thing.

Posted by Groonk at 07:23 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

READ: Everything Bad Is Good for You

I haven't read it meself, but I like the premise of it.

Basically what he's saying is that video games and television shows and whot not are extremely more complex now than they were 30 years ago. Which is true. Watch and episode of Dallas then watch Six Feet Under and you tell me which one is smarter. He goes on to say that the problem solving in videos games also help add to brain power. Johnson's not saying that these things can or should replace books, but that they aren't the pariahs that some groups make them out to be.

I speak with confidence cause I just watched him do a book lecture on Book TV. I also saw him on Daily Show some months ago.

Posted by Groonk at 06:03 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books

September 16, 2005

Jessica Alba Makes Me Think Naughty Thoughts

The Superficial is a bad influence. they make me drink and smoke cigars. They force me to buy porn magazines in public and read it aloud in the park on Wholesome Family Sitting in the Park Day.

And they show me pictures like this:

I feel so dirty. Just like I did before. I am a dirty, filthy old man.

And The Superficial has even more photos of Jessica Alba lying about a beach in a bikini.

I am a sad, dirty, happy old man.

(via the superficial)

Posted by Groonk at 04:56 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Sex

The Flaming Idiot

Some notes:

1) you can't effectively "brush off" fire
2) beer does contain alcohol and will no doubt ADD not add to the fire. but it ain't helping either.
3) the shot should be devoid of flame BEFORE you drink it
4) that dragon-breath thing was wicked cool. do it again!

(via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 04:35 PM | Comments (3) | Ministry of Funny

Mammatus Clouds are Creepy

Mammatus (also known as mamma or mammatocumulus) is a meteorological term applied to a cellular pattern of pouches hanging underneath the base of a cloud. These pouches, typically measuring about half a kilometer in diameter, are often ragged, but may appear smooth. Their color is normally a bluish gray, the same as that of the host cloud, but direct illumination from the setting sun and other clouds may cause a gold or reddish cast. Mammatus can persist anywhere from minutes to hours, diffusing and disappearing over time.

The mechanism of their production is poorly understood and has been little studied. The presence of very dry air beneath the cloud base is known to be a factor.

I swear I've never heard of mammatus clouds before today. I'm still stuck in cirrocumulus world, I suppose.

Tons of Mammatus cloud photos here.

(via ponzu)

Posted by Groonk at 04:17 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Science

Tiniest Controllable Robot Made

tinybot-small.jpg The tiniest mobile robot ever has been created by US researchers. It is a sliver of silicon one hundredth of a millimetre thick that can be precisely steered like a remote-control car to move in any direction across the surface of a special plate.

Powered by a grid of electrodes underneath a surface layer and steered by its tiny silicon paddle, the bot crawls around at a speed of about 200 micrometres per second and can push specks of dust, or other “dead” robots.

Yes, there is a video.

(via new scientist)

Posted by Groonk at 04:12 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Robots, Video

How to Cook a Poodle Whole

In actuality it's a pet dryer that uses infrared radiation to "quickly dry your dog".

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 04:03 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals

The Replacement Tongue

bugfishtongue.jpg A gross creature which gobbles up a fish's tongue and then replaces it with its own body has been found in Britain for the first time.

The bug - which has the scientific name cymothoa exigua - was discovered inside the mouth of a red snapper bought from a London fishmonger.

Scientists assure us that the bug poses no problem for humans. That poor fish though. Now that's a short life of hardship and woe. A damn bug eats out your internal organ then sets up house in your damn mouth. That's wrong on so many different levels.

The fish nation should be fearful.

Update: medicmike went an extra mile and found another write-up on the tongue bug fish.

Cymothoa exigua, a crustacean, is the only known parasite that effectively replaces a body organ. It makes its home in the mouth of a fish, where it drains blood from the tongue until it withers and dies. It attaches itself to the remaining stub and the fish is actually able to utilize it as a replacement tongue to draw in and manipulate food, which the parasite shares.

So it shares food with the fish after it mutilates the poor bastard. Sounds like your typical abusive relationship to me.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 03:40 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals

When Sci Fi Predicts the Future

I've noticed a few times in the last decade that Science Fiction, as a body of literature, has been at its most accurate as a predictive medium in the places that nobody knew or expected or imagined -- often in the places that people weren't even certain at the time were Proper SF. Every now and again I find myself reading the papers and realising that Ballard wrote it already, or Dick. Now someone has pointed out that the current events in New Orleans are straight out of Samuel R Delany's Dhalgren, a book that, when it came out, was accused of not being SF...

I looked over the article Gaiman mentioned. It seems Delany's book describes in great detail "the unfolding of racially-charged violence, rape, and looting in "Bellona," a major American city struck by an unspecified catastrophe and ignored by the National Guard.".

(via neil gaiman)

Posted by Groonk at 03:25 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books

Neil Gaiman and Edgar Allen Poe as Rodentia

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you can buy them

(via neil gaiman)

Posted by Groonk at 03:13 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Marketing

September 15, 2005

China Uses Dead Convicts to Make You Pretty

LONDON (AFP) - A British newspaper said that a Chinese cosmetics company was using skin harvested from the corpses of executed convicts to develop beauty products for sale in Europe.

Agents for the firm, which could not be named for legal reasons, have told would-be customers that skin taken from prisoners after they have been shot is being used to develop collagen for lip and wrinkle treatments, the Guardian newspaper said following an undercover investigation.

"The agents say some of the company's products have been exported to the UK, and that the use of skin from condemned convicts is 'traditional' and nothing to 'make such a big fuss about'," the daily alleged.

That's it. that's the reason we should start up the death penalty full tilt. When convicts and criminals hear that we're willing to murder-up folks(all legal-like of course) to make a decent blush or eyeliner, they'll be sore afraid. The vainity of America is scarier than any crack dealer or mob kingpin. America's vainity would pluck out your toenails and grind it into a nice tea if it thought that would shave off 2 years of eye wrinkles.

(via ponzu)

Posted by Groonk at 09:28 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Weird

September 14, 2005

"...all iPod nanos go to heaven"

For those of you who doubt the sturdiness of iPod Nano technology. Here are some folks who did their damnedest to destroy an iPod Nano.

We placed the nano in the path of the car and drove over it with both front and rear tires. Driving over the nano produced sickening crunching noises which coincidentally sounded a lot like an LCD being crushed. After the first hit and run, the iPod's display was not cracked but was showing some nasty vertical lines. Shockingly, the nano was still playing music and the controls still operated as expected, as we were still able to skip ahead, go back, pause, and play music!

What were we to do now? Baffled, we did the only thing we could think of at the time: we ran over the nano again! This time the screen went totally blank, but the band played on.

(via teknesia)

Posted by Groonk at 02:37 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Technology

September 13, 2005

Better than Gold Coins

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proper upped

(via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 03:12 PM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Avatarem

Stay in the Fight

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the little dog knows

(via fox force five)

Posted by Groonk at 02:40 AM | Comments (4) | Ministry of Funny, Quotables

LISTEN: Rebirth Brass Band

Rebirth Brass Band's sound reminds me of New Orleans-that-was.

(via ponzu)

Posted by Groonk at 02:33 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Artist, Digital Share, Music

365 Tomorrows

update: What a neat idea.

update: Here's a sample of one of the stories.

"You know what Google is?"

"Yes," I said. I was running low on patience.

"No, I mean, do you really know? More than just the site?"

Reluctantly, I shook my head.

"You ever meet anyone who worked for them?"

"Don't think so."

"You haven't. Nobody works for them anymore."

I shrugged, and took the man's empty pint. I didn't offer to refill it.

"They're self-contained. It's all automated, in there. It's underground."

I nudged the basket of pretzels in his direction. "Why don't you eat something?" I suggested. He shook his head with so much force that I thought he might knock himself off of the stool.

"Listen. Hear me out. You know how Google works," he said, but didn't want for a response. "They cache things, right? Like they send out these spiders and take pictures of everything on the web, so when you're searching, you're not even searching the internet."

I've heard that before, but it never made much of a difference to me. "Same thing, though," I said.

"You ever wonder why Google doesn't cache it's own searches?"

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 02:02 AM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Books

One Small Step to Living Ships

A spacecraft skin is being developed that assesses the severity of any damage it suffers from space debris and other impacts. The project, which is inspired by the behaviour of ants, is seen as the first step towards a self-repairing craft.

The team at CSIRO, Australia's national research organisation, is working with NASA on the project and has so far created a model skin made up of 192 separate cells. Behind each cell is an impact sensor and a processor equipped with algorithms that allow it to communicate only with its immediate neighbours. Just as ants secrete pheromones to help guide other ants to food, the CSIRO algorithms leave digital messages in cells around the system, indicating for instance the position of the boundary around a damaged region. The cell's processor can use this information to route data around the affected area.

(via new scientist)

Posted by Groonk at 01:57 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Research, Technology

Hand-Carved with Love... from Russia

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 01:49 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art

September 12, 2005

don't look at this

only true geeks know what i'm doing.

these are songs from the movie Hum Aapke Hain Koun one of these songs was featured on an [adult swim] commercial advertising The Swim's foray into the world of T-Mobile wallpapers and ringtones. Spokeperson meatwad was leading the way.

I think it's "Dhiktana" but it sounds a bit off from the one I found ("Didi Tera Devar Deewana").

The song I'm looking for is called "Didi Tera Devar Deewana".

any help would be appreciated.

Posted by Groonk at 06:34 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Digital Share, Music

The Art of (Red) Bull

Found this Flickr set by coda and was all ready to mock the hell out of it. Then I found these photos:



...and was thus put in my place. Pretty good shit there.

Maybe the Red Bull Art of Can exhibit will become an annual thing.


As per usual, click on the pics for bigger images.

Posted by Groonk at 03:32 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Flickrlicious

"Overhelped" in NOLA?

(via ioerror)

Posted by Groonk at 02:34 AM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Research

Still Tough in New Orleans Underwater

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in case you forgot

Somehow he came to the same conclusion that Medicmike, Ponzu and I did in our offsite hypothetical model calculations. We're prophets I tell you. You must do all we say.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 01:37 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, USA

The Tiger Meat was Actually Donkey Meat Drenched in Tiger Piss

SHANGHAI, China - A restaurant in northeastern China that advertised illegal tiger meat dishes was found instead to be selling donkey flesh — marinated in tiger urine, a newspaper reported Thursday.

The Hufulou restaurant, located beside the Heidaohezi tiger reserve near the city of Hailin, had advertised stir-fried tiger meat with chilies for $98as well as liquor flavored with tiger bone for $74 a bottle, the China Daily reported.

Raw meat was priced at $864 per kilogram.

The sale of tiger parts is illegal in China and officers shut down the restaurant, only to be told by owner, Ma Shikun, that the meat was actually that of donkeys, flavored with tiger urine to give the dish a "special" tang, the newspaper said.

The report didn't say how the urine was obtained.

Authorities confiscated the restaurant's profits and fined Ma $296 it said. It wasn't clear what Ma was fined for. Selling donkey meat is not illegal in China and it is widely consumed in the northeast.

Ma had initially claimed that the meat came from dead tigers sold to him by the management of the Heidaohezi reserve, but later changed his story, the report said.

While Heidaohezi's director denied that claim, the reserve, with about 150 tigers, has been involved in similar controversies in the past.

Until China outlawed the trade in 1993, the reserve received most of its revenue from the sale of tiger skins, bones and other body parts, which are believed by Chinese to imbue vigor and sexual prowess.

Not one part of that story deserved to be forgotten.

(via warren ellis)

Posted by Groonk at 01:31 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Weird, World

Teh Autobot Geek

B55seddel and I agree that he should color those in to retain his high geek factor.

(via b55seddel)

Posted by Groonk at 01:06 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Research

Humongous Katrina Photoset at Flickr via Interdictor

Over 6,000 images of the Katrina aftermath are mirrored at Yellowbkpk's flickr site.

That link will be a terror for those of you on dial-up or a slow connection. You kids should try this link instead.


Posted by Groonk at 12:49 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, USA

September 09, 2005

Power from a Backpack

powerbackpack.jpg A backpack that generates electricity as its wearer strolls along has been developed by experts in human locomotion in the US.

By harnessing the loping up-and-down motion of our hips as we walk, the backpack’s freely-moving load bounces up and down, generating up to 7 watts. That is more than enough to power cellphones with power-draining functions like colour widescreens or Wi-Fi and GPS connections.

The developers hope their suspended-load backpack will be a particular boon for troops, field scientists, explorers and disaster relief workers in remote locations.

The generator has been developed by Larry Rome and his colleagues at the University of Pennsylvania, US, with funding from the US Office of Naval Research. Their aim was to relieve soldiers already carrying 36-kilogram backpacks of the need to carry many spare batteries to power their GPS, communications and night-vision devices.

[...]

The result is that as the wearer walks, their hip motion makes the load oscillate up and down (see a video – mpeg format, 15 MB). To harvest energy from the load’s motion, a toothed rod fixed to the mobile load-plate meshes with a gear wheel on a dynamo fixed to the top of the frame. The load-motion generates a current which can either run a gaggle of gadgets or charge a battery.

(via new scientist)

Posted by Groonk at 06:05 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Technology

Life after the Sun

Solar systems may continue to exist around stars that have reached the end of their lifetimes, flared up and collapsed. New evidence shows that asteroids and dust discs, and perhaps even planets, may circle white dwarf stars, the burned-out remnants of stars that have already undergone their all-consuming red-giant phase.

This suggests that, for our solar system too, there is a possibility of life after the presumed death of the inner planets – when the Sun expands to such a bloated size that it envelops the orbit of the Earth and beyond. But it may be a grinding sort of life.

(via new scientist)

Posted by Groonk at 06:03 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Science

Firefly Wiki

In less horrific news, I found a wiki for the TV show Firefly. Now known as the movie Serenity.

Posted by Groonk at 05:49 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture

Photos of Aftermath

Yahoo News has a collage of Flickr images of the Katrina disaster.

There's also a Flickr set of the Katrina victims in Houston.

From Boingboing, writer, filmmaker, and Serbian native Jasmina Tesanovic shares her observations about the Austin Convention Center and the people she encountered there.

Posted by Groonk at 05:41 PM |