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August 31, 2005
Damage Control
There will be a "total evacuation of the city. We have to. The city will not be functional for two or three months," Nagin said. And he said people will not be allowed back into their homes for at least a month or two.
Nagin estimated 50,000 to 100,000 people remained in New Orleans, a city of nearly half a million. He said 14,000 to 15,000 a day could be evacuated.
The
Pentagon, meanwhile, began mounting one of the largest search-and-rescue operations in U.S. history, sending four Navy ships with drinking water and other emergency supplies, along with the hospital ship USNS Comfort, search helicopters and elite SEAL water-rescue teams.
American Red Cross workers from across the country converged on the devastated region in the agency's biggest-ever relief operation.
[...]
With the streets awash and looters brazenly cleaning out stores with law enforcement officers too busy to do anything about it, authorities planned to move at least 25,000 of New Orleans' storm refugees to the Astrodome in a vast, two-day caravan of some 475 buses.
Many of the city's refugees — 15,000 to 20,000 people — were in the Superdome, which had become hot and stuffy, with broken toilets and nowhere for anyone to bathe. "It can no longer operate as a shelter of last resort," the mayor said.
Posted by Groonk at 04:50 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History, Research, USA
August 30, 2005
Katrina: She Meant Business
Al.com has a Storm Central blog up containing news and information on how Katrina is affecting Alabama.
(via yahoo news)
Posted by Groonk at 02:19 PM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Alabama, History, Research, USA
Internet Phenomenon
Wikipedia has an entry on Internet Phenomenon. What is is. How long they last. They even have a monster list of Phenomena.
I'll never be behind again.
Posted by Groonk at 01:55 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture
Pastafarian

touched by "His Noodly Appendage"
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been all over the net again lately. At least I keep running into it. Honestly, it creeps me right the fuck out.
So it's on par with all other religions.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 01:35 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Religion
August 29, 2005
Mirrormask's Yoko Factor
"The [computers] need at least three months to get to know each other before an animator goes anywhere near them," says McKean. "I learned that computers are as human as the rest of us. Our technical director named all the machines after different bands. The four Macs in the edit suite were named after the Beatles; fair enough, I was John. But then we needed a fifth so he named it Yoko, and they all stopped talking to each other."
(via cbr)
Posted by Groonk at 11:58 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables
Let him talk
Carol?
Hey, Carol!
"Let me talk Carol! Let me talk!"
Posted by Groonk at 07:03 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Video
Stumble Upon
Stumble Upon let's you rate pages you think are cool.
If you like this noise. Thumb it up. If not, move right on along and don't look back.
God help you if you look back.
Posted by Groonk at 06:27 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Linkable
Matt Fraction Could by My New Hero
(via badsignal)
Posted by Groonk at 06:06 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, Comics, Tesla
Canadian Police are Crafty
You can watch bait car videos over the internet.
Oh, internet. You're so bad for me yet I can't turn away.
(via Dirt)
Posted by Groonk at 05:48 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Video
Anime Watch
Memento may be a way for me to keep up with the latest anime in Japan.
I was looking for something called Speed Grapher and managed to find a trailer for it. Not sure about that one.
I haven't run across any really good and new series lately. What's with the slump, guys?
Posted by Groonk at 05:34 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Anime, Blogged, Trailers
International Superheroes
Posted by Groonk at 05:25 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Research
It's Monday
(via vinathegreat)
Posted by Groonk at 12:22 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Art, Flickrlicious, Funny
Noneofya
"None of you're fucking business!" Fox News.
(via ponzu)
Posted by Groonk at 12:02 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Video
August 27, 2005
Twisty Building
And it's the Nordic's tallest skyscraper.
(via ponzu)
Posted by Groonk at 10:26 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
12oz Pussy
Hilarious misadventures ensue when a man fresh from Japan and their many sex shop curiosities decides to "try out" his freshly bought can of vagina.
"oh, where's that funny beer can thing we got? Rob, you had it, right?" And everyone looks at me, and I just stare at them for a moment, and then say, "...I fucked it. I fucked it and I hated myself, and now it's gone." There was a slight pause, followed by uproarious laughter. The ridicule took months to subside.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 10:10 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Blogged, Only in Japan, Sex
More than one way for a bunny to commit suicide
I now know it to be factually true.
UPDATE 8-28-03: I found an entire Flickr set of Bunny Suicides with a handful of new ones.
(via aj's piece o the web)
Posted by Groonk at 09:41 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Comics, Funny
August 26, 2005
Where was Amanda Congdon?
She was in Russia.
Ah, Motherland!
Browsing through archived Rocketbooms in my itunes that I missed while my computer was being a horses ass. I found Ms Congdon dancing like a madwoman throughout Russia. I was greatly amused.
Thank you, Amanda.
Posted by Groonk at 02:20 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Video
Google: Unifying Instant Messaging
Quick follow up.
The new messaging and internet phone service, called Google Talk, is designed to break down the walls between different instant messaging systems. Normally, these services these only let users chat with others on the same network.
According to Harik, Google Talk will connect users of different instant messaging services using software packages – called Jabber and Trillion – which are designed to act as a cyber switchboard.
This capability has the potential to make instant messaging as interoperable as email or regular telephone services, allowing anyone to contact anyone else with an account or a phone, says Harik.
So Google, what are we going to do tonight?
Narf.
(via newscientists)
Posted by Groonk at 01:52 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Google-fied, Technology
August 25, 2005
Kiss My Gloriously Golden Ass!
A life-sized case mod version of Bender from Futurama. "His eyes glow and he says "Bite my shiny metal ass" on demand. He also has a terabyte of storage..."
Imagine the kids that would pay good money to have this. I know this kid would.
Maybe we really should "Case mod the world".
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 08:08 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture
The Backstroke of the West
As Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith translations go, this one is a winner.
(via Dirt)
Posted by Groonk at 06:59 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny
Watercolored Nuclear Atoll
Insanely beautiful and haunting watercolors of the Bikini Atoll nuclear tests can be found on the official US navy history site.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 06:52 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of WorldWarII
Futurephone Exposes Pervert
You see this fool here?

"i'm a wanker"
A vigilant Flickr user caught his ass wanking it in front of her while on the subway.
She talks more about it here.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 06:17 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Technology
Ancient Shoe-Wearers
Yes, let's blame Nike for our weak little toes.
Humans' small toes became weaker during this time, says physical anthropologist Erik Trinkaus, who has studied scores of early human foot bones.
He attributes this anatomical change to the invention of rugged shoes, that reduced our need for strong, flexible toes to grip and balance.
The research is presented in the Journal of Archaeological Science.
[...]
"The oldest shoes in the world are about 9,000 years old, and they're from California," said Professor Trinkaus, of Washington University in St Louis, US.
(via bbcnews)
Posted by Groonk at 02:50 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History, Research, Science
LISTEN: First track of ANANSI BOYS
Comedian and actor and Neil Gaiman friend Lenny Henry reads the first track of Gaiman's forthcoming book ANANSI BOYS. This is from the audio book version(approx 16 meg).
Gaiman gives permission to spread this aboot...so spread it!
(via neilgaiman)
Posted by Groonk at 02:16 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, Digital Share
August 24, 2005
Google Talk
It's about fucking time!
The new program, Google Talk, will compete against similar free services offered for several years by America Online Inc., Microsoft Corp. and Yahoo Inc. All are vying to increase their presence on PCs to boost online ad revenue and name recognition. (MSNBC is a Microsoft - NBC joint venture.)
7d sent me an invite this afternoon and b55seddel reminded me that I was keeping up with all things google and sent me this link.
Posted by Groonk at 10:05 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Google-fied, Technology
Why I like Jon Stewart
Cause sometimes, he says damn cool things.
Jon Stewart: Sure. But how much do you need TV to be available in convenient form? It already is convenient - we have the DVR. Do you need TV on your watch as you walk from your cell phone to your BlackBerry? At what point do we get saturated enough to say, "OK, I get it! We can get anything we want at any time! Let's go sit around a large table and eat a meal in silence"? Sometimes this shit's just overkill.
(via http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.09/stewart.html?pg=1&topic=stewart&topic_set=)
Posted by Groonk at 09:30 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables
August 23, 2005
Bushusuru
I remember the incident clearly. I didn't know about the slang verb that was born from it though.
(via ilovethe90s repeat #2004)
Posted by Groonk at 02:45 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Grammar
Another Book I want: Any Easy Intimacy
Originally printed as a limited edition with hand drawn covers, Top Shelf presents the final chapter of Jeffrey Brown's so-called 'Girlfriend Trilogy." AEIOU continues to explore the subtleties of relationships explored in CLUMSY and UNLIKELY, concentrating this time on the differences between knowing and loving someone, invoking the reader's relationship with the book as a parallel to being involved with someone.
The story is told with Brown's trademark expressive drawings and juxtaposition of humor and heartache.
-- 224 pages, 4" x 6"
An Ellis review.
(via badsignal)
Posted by Groonk at 12:24 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, Comics
Star Trek Communicator phones for You
The special-edition Star Trek Communicator Phone is part of the ramping-up of events and promotions tied to the 40th anniversary of the Star Trek franchise next year. But the timing was also right because "the technology is better now," said Sandi Isaacs, VP of interactive at Viacom Consumer Products. "With the prior generations of handsets and mobiles, it was really hard to give consumers a rich experience."
Viacom and Sona are still finalizing details of the look and features that the communicator phone, due in stores Sept. 30, will sport. But fans can expect the devices to chirp and beep with ringtones that mimic the familiar sounds of the communicators used in the Star Trek TV series and movies.
Will they offer Majel Roddenberry's voice as a non-emotional human voice in times of crisis? Will you be able to tap the phone an instantly dial the person you want using a mere word(without repeating said word ad nauseum)? Will you be able to alter it in the various fanciful ways that the Trek crews have over the years?
These are all questions that need answers Sona.
(via wirednews)
Posted by Groonk at 12:11 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Technology
The Healing Power of VR
Using the control tablet Rizzo calls the "Wizard of Oz" box, a clinician can select any number of environments -- urban war zone, deserted highway, crowded bazaar -- depending on where a patient's initial trauma event occurred.
The control interface can add or silence the sound of gunshots, or flood an area with blasts and smoke. Stress-inducing factors can be increased or decreased, depending on patients' physiological reactions -- and how they say they are doing.
"We're going to integrate a smell machine, to bring people back to places they've been before," said Rizzo. "We're building a collection. We already have burning rubber, diesel fuel, body odor, garbage and Iraqi spices."
Virtual-reality therapies have been used by some mental health providers since the 1990s to treat phobias. The idea of using it to treat PTSD has a predecessor in Virtual Vietnam, a project conducted by Georgia Tech University researchers in 1997 with a group of Vietnam veterans.
"But never before have we applied it this early," said Cmdr. Russell Shilling, the Office of Naval Research program officer credited with initiating the current project.
(via wirednews)
One of the patients Spira worked with in the VR therapy trial was a Marine sniper, the sole survivor of an attack in which he witnessed at close range the violent deaths of fellow squad members.
"One of them was cut in half, literally, with machine-gun fire. (My patient) ran out on impulse to help him, and was shot in the arm and leg. He picked up the body, scooped up the intestines, brought him back to their vehicle as the guy looked up at him and spoke, dying. His squad truck headed back with them for safety, and was then hit by IED (improvised explosive device), which killed everyone but him."
The Marine was rescued and transported to a hospital, and eventually returned to the United States, where he started VR treatment with Spira.
"Snipers are very tough in general, and during the session, he kept saying, 'I'm fine.' But I had him hooked up with physiological monitors, and when I asked him to tell the story of what happened, his system went through the roof.
"He flew out of his wheelchair in public once, and started pounding on a guy who said we shouldn't be in Iraq," Spira said. "But over time, as the therapy continued, he became calmer and was able to get along with people better."
Posted by Groonk at 12:02 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Technology, War
Manga on the Go
More tech Americans don't have.
[...]
Cell-phone comics use a technology called Comic Surfing, which takes viewers through manga stories at a carefully calculated speed and sequence.The manga frames are specially formatted to fit on tiny mobile phone screens. Pop-up frames and vibration during action scenes add to the drama. Cell-phone comics with preprogrammed sound effects are also coming soon.
(via wirednews)
Posted by Groonk at 11:59 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Technology
August 20, 2005
Dancing Heroes
It wasn't found as an avatar but I'm making it mine.
(via 7d)
Posted by Groonk at 12:58 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
3D by 2020
Japan plans to make this futuristic television a commercial reality by 2020 as part of a broad national project that will bring together researchers from the government, technology companies and academia.
Positively wonderful.
(via ponzu)
Posted by Groonk at 12:50 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Technology
August 19, 2005
Where in the World is Madeline Peryoux?
Peyroux's voice has been compared to Billie Holiday, with the potential to become one of the biggest-selling artists of the year.
[...]
I must hear this woman.
(via bbcnews)
Posted by Groonk at 05:29 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Artist, Music, Quotables
Urban War-Related Legends
1) The Medal of Honor carried by a World War II hero aroused suspicion among airport security forces.
"They had found it in my pocket at the airport, and they thought it was suspicious. It's shaped like a star, and they were looking at the metal edges of it, like it was a weapon. I asked for it back, but they kept handing it to each other and inspecting it. I was told to move to a separate area.
"I told them — just turn it over. The engraving on the back explains everything. But they thought they must have something potentially dangerous here.
"I told them exactly what it was — I said, 'That's my Congressional Medal of Honor.´"
2)The occasion of this photograph was a Veterans Day Commemoration at Dallas City Hall on 11 November 2004. The veteran pictured is Houston James, a survivor of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor in December 1941, and the Marine is Staff Sgt. Mark Graunke Jr., a member of an ordnance-disposal team who lost his left hand, one leg, and an eye while defusing a bomb in Iraq in July 2003.

(via medicmike)
Posted by Groonk at 05:19 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of War
Books for all Hours!
PARIS (AP) - Readers craving Homer, Baudelaire or Lewis Carroll in the middle of the night can get a quick fix at one of the French capital's five newly installed book vending machines.
"We have customers who know exactly what they want and come at all hours to get it," said Xavier Chambon, president of Maxi-Livres, a low-cost publisher and book store chain that debuted the vending machines in June. "It's as if our stores were open 24 hours a day."
Stocked with 25 of Maxi-Livres best-selling titles, the machines cover the gamut of literary genres and tastes. Classics like "The Odyssey" by Homer and Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland" share the limited shelf space with such practical must-haves as "100 Delicious Couscous" and "Verb Conjugations."
"Our biggest vending machine sellers are 'The Wok Cookbook' and a French-English dictionary," said Chambon, who added that poet Charles Baudelaire's "Les Fleurs du Mal" - "The Flowers of Evil" - also is "very popular."
Regardless of whether they fall into the category of high culture or low, all books cost a modest $2.45.
Read lady, read!
(via 7d)
Posted by Groonk at 03:27 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, On the French
Admit you have the problem
In a brief statement, publicist Dennis Dennehy said the star was "in the hospital under doctors' care".
Eminem's addicted to a drug. Wow. Next thing you'll tell me is the sky's blue, water is wet, and it always rains just after you wash your car.
(via bbcnews)
Posted by Groonk at 03:22 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables
What is it with this thing?
I found yet another avatar on a forum using this sucker. Is this some hip new cultural thing that I don't know about?

fucker's still dancing
Posted by Groonk at 03:15 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
Daily Show Read: My Father the Spy
Richardson looked and acted the part. While other officials in Vietnam dressed in fatigues or short sleeves, he always wore a black business suit. Scholarly, a little ponderous in his manner and speech, he kept a copy of the Meditations of Marcus Aurelius, his favorite Stoic emperor, by his side. "I do my duty," wrote Aurelius. "Other things do not trouble me."
(via thedailyshow)
Posted by Groonk at 01:37 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books
August 18, 2005
The Superficial sets us straight
So Christopher Walken is not running for President. I knew it had to be a hoax. One, cause 7d informed me of it yesterday. Two, beacuse something that cool couldn't be true.
I knew it was fake and yet I'm still saddened to learn of its fakeness.
(via thesuperficial and 7d's early morning radio show)
Posted by Groonk at 11:19 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny
MOVIES: The Baxter
Just heard Michael Showalter (The State, Stella)has a movie coming out called The Baxter.
Fucking genius idea on Showalter's part, I think. Is it going to be good? I'll just have to watch and find out.
Posted by Groonk at 03:56 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, One Sheets, Trailers
COMICS: Wham!
A comic called Wham! that's entirely online. It's virtually wordless and involves rune-encrusted mechani-spiders that cocoon and old man who lives far, far away.
That's how it starts anyway. Pretty weird. Pretty cool.
(via warrenellis)
Posted by Groonk at 12:13 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics
August 17, 2005
Crocodile Blood to Fight Infection
The crocodile's immune system is much more powerful than that of humans, preventing life-threatening infections after savage territorial fights which often leave the animals with gaping wounds and missing limbs.
"They tear limbs off each other and despite the fact that they live in this environment with all these microbes, they heal up very rapidly and normally, almost always without infection," said Mark Merchant, an American scientist who has been taking crocodile blood samples in the Northern Territory.
[...]
The scientists hope to collect enough crocodile blood to isolate the powerful antibodies and eventually develop an antibiotic for use by humans.
"We may be able to have antibiotics that you take orally," Merchant said. " Potentially also antibiotics that you could run topically on wounds, say diabetic ulcer wounds. Burn patients often have their skin infected and things like that."
However, the crocodile's immune system may be too powerful for humans and may need to be synthesized for human consumption.
(via wirednews)
Posted by Groonk at 11:49 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Science
Porn Magazines will Outlast us All
What a wonderful gift for future generations.
Also kaolin, the shit that makes porn mags so glossy, is slightly radioactive.
Scientist Fabiano Ximenes, 31, dug through two Sydney dumps to find out how long wood and paper products survive in landfill sites.
He displayed a 1979 copy of the men's magazine Playboy which was in near mint condition, and said its thick wax coating could be the reason for its longevity.
"The best preserved was the pornography," Mr Ximenes said.
Behold the power of porn, and tremble.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 03:51 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Sex
Vampire Tweakers
I never knew meth addicts were actually vampires...
...or Rain Man.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 03:36 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Weird
The Mysterious Viking Horned Helmet
A look inside the many forms of viking helmet.

(via neilgaiman)
Posted by Groonk at 03:15 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History, Myth
Kids, this is what booze does to ya
This is the model of fuckedupedness.
That sad, pathetic bastard. The never-ending hard-on. Not the pleasure disease one may think it is.
(link via warrenellis)
Posted by Groonk at 03:07 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Weird
Stampede for worthless Crap
Fucking hell people, you get what you pay for.
(via b55seddel and my mom)
Posted by Groonk at 04:59 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture
Free Wi Fi in San Fran?
Taking a step toward bridging the so-called digital divide between the tech-savvy and people who can't afford computers, the city government on Tuesday issued guidelines for a plan to "ensure universal, affordable wireless broadband access for all San Franciscans."
The invitation, extended to nonprofit groups and businesses that could eventually bid on the project, puts San Francisco among a handful of major U.S. cities tackling the technological and political challenges of offering Internet service to its residents on such a wide scale.
Other cities in question: Philadelphia.
(via 7d)
Posted by Groonk at 04:50 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Technology
August 16, 2005
Babes of Flickr
There are lots more flickrlicous babes to be found at the Babes of Flickr.
Posted by Groonk at 03:16 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Sex
Gas Buddy
Search for the lowest and highest gas prices in the USA and Canada with Gas Buddy.
All prices seem to be user submitted.
(via eggmessageboards)
Posted by Groonk at 03:10 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Politics, USA, World
August 15, 2005
Name that Character
The profits will go to the First Amendment Project, which defends the free speech rights of activists, writers and artists.
"It feels a little scary for most writers because when you're writing you're completely in charge. You can say this book is all mine, it's my world," said Chabon, who sits on the project's board. "Whether giving some of that over has any monetary value or not, we'll see."
(via 7d)
Posted by Groonk at 11:06 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books
August 14, 2005
Walken 2008
Shit. I'd vote for him.
Campaign Finance Reform:
"I believe that campaign finance is a very tough issue, with good points on both sides; but I feel, as a wealthy American, that I should have no more say than even the least fortunate American citizen. Free speech in politics is about the voices of all those who support you, not who supports you with the biggest voice."
Military Funding:
"I am a huge supporter of the military. I have always thought of them as our guardians, and when our guardians are making less than the poverty line, and children are suffering because their parents decided to join the military, well, I get very upset. I feel that instead of sending billions to the Pentagon's pet projects, it should go to the troops."
Stem Cell Research:
"I'd met Chris Reeve several times before he died, and after having met him it is tough to be against [stem cell research]. I am for human knowledge and expansion of human life. If stem cells are one way to do that, I cannot support legislation to restrict this potentially life-saving research."
(via badsignal)
Posted by Groonk at 07:14 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Politics, USA
Supervert
Download eLibraries of Georges Bataille and the Marquis de Sade.
(via badsignal)
Posted by Groonk at 07:07 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, Digital Share, Sex
August 13, 2005
"shining gems of text"
_The light of the disk is endless
like the light of the disks in the sky, sun and moon.
With a single push of our finger on a button
We pull up the shining gems of text_
-Gelek Rinpoche
Why do I like this idea? Because it's a new age and some monks seem to have made their peace with it. Everything good doesn't have to come from ancient texts and scrolls. Does it?
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 07:08 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, Culture, Religion
August 09, 2005
70s Spanish One Sheets
Another Flickr set leads me to 1970s Spanish adult movie posters . Posters like The Erotic Adventures of Don Quixote and my personal favorite The Perversions of Wanda. You know where you're at with a title like that.
(via boingboing)
Posted by Groonk at 05:37 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of One Sheets, Sex
Pocky Goodness
So, in Japan, there are these stick-like confections called pocky.
The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration has a Flickr set full of pocky and pocky pretender logos.
Posted by Groonk at 05:09 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Blogged, Marketing, Only in Japan
August 08, 2005
Hiroshima Film Cover-up Exposed
The public did not see any of the newsreel footage for 25 years, and the U.S. military film remained hidden for nearly four decades.
[...]
Six weeks ago, E&P broke the story that articles written by famed Chicago Daily News war correspondent George Weller about the effects of the atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki were finally published, in Japan, almost six decades after they had been spiked by U.S. officials. This drew national attention, but suppressing film footage shot in Hiroshima and Nagasaki was even more significant, as this country rushed into the nuclear age with its citizens having neither a true understanding of the effects of the bomb on human beings, nor why the atomic attacks drew condemnation around the world.
[...]
More recently, McGovern declared that Americans should have seen the damage wrought by the bomb. "The main reason it was classified was ... because of the horror, the devastation," he said. Because the footage shot in Hiroshima and Nagasaki was hidden for so long, the atomic bombings quickly sank, unconfronted and unresolved, into the deeper recesses of American awareness, as a costly nuclear arms race, and nuclear proliferation, accelerated.
The atomic cover-up also reveals what can happen in any country that carries out deadly attacks on civilians in any war and then keeps images of what occurred from its own people.
Ten years ago, I co-authored (with Robert Jay Lifton) the book "Hiroshima in America," and new material has emerged since. On Aug. 6, and on following days, the Sundance cable channel will air "Original Child Bomb," a prize-winning documentary on which I worked. The film includes some of the once-censored footage -- along with home movies filmed by McGovern in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Posted by Groonk at 11:09 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History, War, WorldWarII
Guards! Guards!
Some streaming show called Guards! Guards! on BBC7's site that invovles, "The city of Ankh-Morpork is under threat from a 60 foot fire-breathing dragon."
Dragons destroying cities... can't be all bad.
(via neilgaiman)
Posted by Groonk at 10:52 PM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Streamed Goodness
kopi luwak coffee
I swear I've seen this before somewhere. Can't rightly recall where though.
The Luwak (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) denizen of the coffee (kopi) plantations of Java, Sumatra, and Sulawesi, eats only the ripest coffee cherries.
Unable to digest the coffee beans the Luwak graciously deposits them on the jungle floor where they are eagerly collected by the locals.
This can't be true...can it?
(via b55seddel)
Posted by Groonk at 10:35 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Weird
Clearing the Board
Doing something that may or may not destroy my computer. Time to post all outstanding stuff.
Starting with a couple more eZines.
Nashville Zine I found looking for the nearest Ditty Bops concert. Look like Frank Black will be there too. Bonus.
ifMagazine a magazine for the filmmaking revolution. Found this while reading an interview about the demise of Tim Minear's excellent show The Inside. Why did it fail? Cause it was on the fuckwad network Fox.
Posted by Groonk at 10:06 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of eMag
COMICS: Nextwave
The Nextwave is coming.
Described as, "A Marvel comic about pirate superheroes on an American jihad against terrorist product-testing, by Warren Ellis and Stuart Immonen".
Interesting.
(via warrenellis)
Posted by Groonk at 03:42 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Marketing
Revenge of the Sith: Abridged
I swear this shit is fucking funny:
IAN MCDIARMID
Execute order 66.
CLONE TROOPER
Kill all shrieking CGI creatures.
(to his troops)
Alright men, shoot down the giant Iguana.
IAN MCDIARMID
Oh, and order 67.
CLONE TROOPER
Jedi, too. Got it.
They shoot at EWAN, who falls into the water.
CLONE TROOPER
He's dead. Nobody could have survived that fall. Except a Jedi, of course.
EWAN MCGREGOR
Jesus, they've become really
stupid. This movie really DOES
bridge the gap between the original
trilogy and the prequel trilogy.
EXT. MYGEETO
Suddenly, all of the clone troopers turn against
KI-ADI-MUNDI and shoot him.
KI-ADI-MUNDI
Oh no, I'm being shot by fewer
weapons than at the end of Attack of
the Clones! Somehow, this overpowers
me!
(dies)
CLONE TROOPERS kill all remaining JEDI all over the galaxy,
including the BLUE HOTTIE. Despite their supernatural senses
and a lifetime of training in battle skills, they all
succumb to the TROOPERS. Meanwhile, HAYDEN travels to
MUSTAFAR to kill all of the separatists. JAR JAR, sadly, is
not one of them.
Would have made a better movie too.
Posted by Groonk at 01:00 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Movies
Peter Jennings 1938-2005
"He was a warm and loving and surprisingly sentimental man," said Ted Koppel, a longtime friend and fellow anchor.
Jennings deeply regretted not finishing school, and he would have wanted that lesson passed along, Koppel said. He made up for it by becoming a student of the world, studying cultures and their people for the rest of his life.
"No one could ad lib like Peter," said Barbara Walters. "Sometimes he drove me crazy because he knew so many details.
"He just died much too young."
[...]
(from another article)
Mr Jennings, famed for his international reporting experience, was not afraid of squaring up to challenging and difficult questions.
Posted by Groonk at 12:38 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, People Who Died, USA
Sirens Song
The Daily Mail, quoting findings published in the specialist magazine
NeuroImage, said researchers at Sheffield university in northern England discovered startling differences in the way the brain responds to male and female sounds.
Men deciphered female voices using the auditory part of the brain that processes music, while male voices engaged a simpler mechanism, it said.
The Mail quoted researcher Michael Hunter as saying, "The female voice is actually more complex than the male voice, due to differences in the size and shape of the vocal cords and larynx between men and women, and also due to women having greater natural 'melody' in their voices.
"This causes a more complex range of sound frequencies than in a male voice."
Not one bit of that article was uninteresting.
(via yahoonews)
Posted by Groonk at 12:23 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Science
August 07, 2005
LISTEN: Ditty Bops
The Ditty Bops's sound is... difficult..to describe.

It's as if someone willingly mixed bluegras, the Squirrel Nut Zippers, 40s to 50s crossover pop into a medium sized stew pot and added water. Lightly salt with Shakespeare's Sister sensibilities and you've got a very eclectic soup.
Don't believe me? Give them a listen.
(via 7d)
Posted by Groonk at 05:03 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Albums, Artist, Digital Share, Music
Laughs at Xenu's Expense
If you follow the ways of Xenu, I pity you.
To the rest, I strongly encourage that you visit Scientology Kill$'s Laugh "A Laugh a Day" comics section.
They're funny.
Posted by Groonk at 04:48 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics
"This one wants more coins!"
Richard Simmons on Whose Line is it Anyway.
You will laugh so hard that pee will shoot from your nose.
(via teknesia)
Posted by Groonk at 04:21 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Video
LISTEN: Jack's Mannequin
Andrew from Something Corporate has a new project going called Jack's Mannequin. The album being released through this project is called "Everything in Transit".
I listened to the mixed tape featured on the Jack's Mannequin site.
I may have to buy this sucker.
(via something corporate newsletter)
Posted by Groonk at 03:50 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Albums, Digital Share, Music
DVD-gasms
Thundercats are on the move...Thundercats are loose!!
Also...
It's time to get things started!
Posted by Groonk at 03:40 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of DVD
August 04, 2005
An Exclusive 23 year old Neil Gaiman story
It's called, The Case of the Four and Twenty Blackbirds.
So I've put up my third ever published short story -- it's about 23 years old. It's juvenilia, but I hope not entirely without interest, about a murder in NurseryLand, and is one of the very few hardboiled detective stories I've written. Presenting Little Jack Horner, private eye, in The Case of the Four And Twenty Blackbirds. http://www.neilgaiman.com/exclusive/4&20.asp
It was reprinted in ANGELS AND VISITATIONS, and in a handful of anthologies, but wasn't in Smoke and Mirrors, so it will probably be new to many of you.
Anansi Boys is on my "must get" list.
(via neilgaimanjournal)
Posted by Groonk at 02:18 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books
Not a dog but a god
(link via b55seddel)
Posted by Groonk at 01:48 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Culture, Myth, Research
August 03, 2005
First Dog Clone
One of the puppies died soon after birth but the other, an Afghan hound named Snuppy, is still doing well after 16 weeks, the researchers say.
Snuppy joins a host of other cloned animals including Dolly the sheep, CC the cat and Ralph the rat.
Scientists hope dog clones will help them understand and treat a range of serious human diseases.
(via bbcnews)
Posted by Groonk at 09:10 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Cloning
Trebuchet
I like trebuchets. I don't know why. I just do.
Posted by Groonk at 08:46 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History, War
Why Do Men Have Nipples?
"It's really remarkable how often you get accosted," said Goldberg, 39. "There are the medical questions from family and friends, and then there are the drunk and outrageous questions where somebody wants to drop their pants and show you a rash or something."
The book, subtitled, "Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini," (Three Rivers Press), is co-authored by humorist Mark Leyner.
"People tend to know so little about their bodies as compared to their cars or their laptops," said Leyner, 49, of Hoboken, New Jersey. "When I worked in a pharmacy in Washington, D.C., people would ask me medical questions all the time. I was just a 22-year-old cashier at Rite Aid."
(via yahoonews)
Posted by Groonk at 01:28 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books
Brain Dead Woman gives Birth
Susan Torres, whose plight has attracted support from around the world, gave birth to a daughter Tuesday by Caesarean section. The delivery went smoothly and the baby "is doing well," her brother-in-law, Justin Torres, wrote in an e-mail to The Associated Press. Susan Anne Catherine Torres weighs 1 pound, 13 ounces and is 13 1/2 inches long, he said.
(via yahoonews)
Posted by Groonk at 01:21 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of USA
Freaky Fractals
More fractal art. Still researching that too.
I would post a sample but they disabled right-click. And it's a bother to make screen caps and the like.
Posted by Groonk at 02:44 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
Image*After
Another free image and texture collection. Always love the free.
(via digg)
Posted by Groonk at 02:41 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Web Design
August 02, 2005
Geek Power, Go!
"So why not just say we're dorks?"
There was a time when teens who tried something like that would have been asking for some serious goofing. But today being smart and sensitive, even a little socially awkward, is often considered cool -- and the signs are everywhere.
"The O.C.," a TV show popular with teens, has Seth, a comic-book loving nerd played by actor Adam Brody. Bands such as Weezer also feed off the dork image, complete with horn-rimmed glasses and a song about being OK with not fitting the Beverly Hills mold. "Napoleon Dynamite" has a fan club; its Web site claims 150,000 members.
And, increasingly, people are parading around in shirts that say "Dork Pride!" among other things. Such items have gotten so popular that CafePress.com, an online merchandiser, has created a special category for shirts and other items celebrating geeks, dorks and nerds.
"Goofing"? "Goofing"?! What century are you from Mr AP writer? I mean... damn.
(via 7d)
Posted by Groonk at 11:02 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture
August 01, 2005
Legendary Soundbite
"A legend involves the past," she said. "I don't like categories. This one is great and that one is great.
I know nothing about you Ms, Bacall, but I do know that you shot up 5 cool points.
Posted by Groonk at 05:38 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables
Paper Masters
Beautiful shapes made from paper:
(via goto+play)
Posted by Groonk at 05:26 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art
From Soldier to Sheik
Sgt. Horn, 25, a native of Fort Walton Beach, Fla., acknowledges he had little interest in the region before coming here. But a local sheik friendly to U.S. forces, Mohammed Ismail Ahmed, explained the inner workings of rural Iraqi society on one of Sgt. Horn's first Humvee patrols.
Sgt. Horn says he was intrigued, and started making a point of stopping by all the villages, all but one dominated by Sunni Arabs, to talk with people about their life and security problems.
Moreover, he pressed for development projects in the area. He boasts that he helped funnel $136,000 worth of aid into the area. Part of that paid for delivery of clean water to 30 villages during the broiling summer months.
"They saw that we were interested in them, instead of just taking care of the bases," Sgt. Horn said.
[...]
"Ninety percent of the people in my area are shepherds or simple townspeople," said Sgt. Horn. "They simply want to find a decent job to make enough money to provide food and a stable place for their people to live."
To Sgt. Horn's commanders, his success justifies his unorthodox approach: No rockets have hit their base in the past half year.
"He has developed a great relationship with local leaders," said Lt. Col. Bradley Becker, who commands the 2nd Battalion, 8th Field Artillery Regiment. "They love him. They're not going to let anyone shoot at Sheik Horn."
(via military.com)
Posted by Groonk at 05:17 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of War
Dance You Wee Puppet Thing, Dance!
Found on a livejournal post about the scene buildup in Planetary #23.(You can't see it as of this posting cause the bandwidth has been exceeded.)
Posted by Groonk at 04:54 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
Buttloads of Ellis Inspired Avatars
I'm only listing a few.
(via warrenellis)
Posted by Groonk at 04:47 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem
Kristen Bell: A sexy bit of alright
I took note of the fine-ness that is Kristen Bell after watching her in that Showtime flick Reefer Madness.
Since then I did my damndest to watch her show Veronica Mars. What I saw wasn't half bad. And the show was good too.
Yeah, I know. That joke's so old, it's got whiskers on it. I'll be snarfed if it ain't true.
(via ponzu)
Posted by Groonk at 03:50 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Sex
Repliee!
Japanese scientists have unveiled the most human-looking robot yet devised - a "female" android called Repliee Q1.
She can flutter her eyelids and move her hands like a human. She even appears to breathe.
Professor Hiroshi Ishiguro of Osaka University says one day robots could fool us into believing they are human.
Repliee Q1 is not like any robot you will have seen before, at least outside of science-fiction movies.
She is designed to look human and although she can only sit at present, she has 31 actuators in her upper body, powered by a nearby air compressor, programmed to allow her to move like a human.
The article goes onto say that right now she could fool a person intothinking she's human for about 5-10 seconds. But that they want to raise that believability scale to 10 minutes.
Why is it when I look at her, all I can think is, "Take a chance"?
(via bbcnews)
Posted by Groonk at 03:34 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Robots
Droogle: Directory of Drinkables
A search engine for mixed drinks. It's called Droogle and it's canadian.
I just learned there's a drink out there called "Pusy Juice". It also comes in artic, pink, skunk, and 'La' flavors.
Learn something new everyday, you do.
Posted by Groonk at 03:27 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Linkable
Love your iPod...
...just don't LOVE your ipod.































