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August 31, 2005

Damage Control

The frightening estimate came as Army engineers struggled to plug New Orleans' breached levees with giant sandbags and concrete barriers, and authorities drew up plans to clear out the tens of thousands of people left in the Big Easy and practically abandon the flooded-out city. Many of the evacuees — including thousands now staying in the Superdome — will be moved to the Astrodome in Houston, 350 miles away.

There will be a "total evacuation of the city. We have to. The city will not be functional for two or three months," Nagin said. And he said people will not be allowed back into their homes for at least a month or two.

Nagin estimated 50,000 to 100,000 people remained in New Orleans, a city of nearly half a million. He said 14,000 to 15,000 a day could be evacuated.

The
Pentagon, meanwhile, began mounting one of the largest search-and-rescue operations in U.S. history, sending four Navy ships with drinking water and other emergency supplies, along with the hospital ship USNS Comfort, search helicopters and elite SEAL water-rescue teams.
American Red Cross workers from across the country converged on the devastated region in the agency's biggest-ever relief operation.

[...]

With the streets awash and looters brazenly cleaning out stores with law enforcement officers too busy to do anything about it, authorities planned to move at least 25,000 of New Orleans' storm refugees to the Astrodome in a vast, two-day caravan of some 475 buses.

Many of the city's refugees — 15,000 to 20,000 people — were in the Superdome, which had become hot and stuffy, with broken toilets and nowhere for anyone to bathe. "It can no longer operate as a shelter of last resort," the mayor said.

Posted by Groonk at 04:50 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History, Research, USA

August 30, 2005

Katrina: She Meant Business

Al.com has a Storm Central blog up containing news and information on how Katrina is affecting Alabama.

(via yahoo news)

Posted by Groonk at 02:19 PM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Alabama, History, Research, USA

Internet Phenomenon

Wikipedia has an entry on Internet Phenomenon. What is is. How long they last. They even have a monster list of Phenomena.

I'll never be behind again.

Posted by Groonk at 01:55 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture

Pastafarian


touched by "His Noodly Appendage"

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been all over the net again lately. At least I keep running into it. Honestly, it creeps me right the fuck out.

So it's on par with all other religions.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 01:35 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Religion

August 29, 2005

Mirrormask's Yoko Factor

The whole team put their heads together to create a process that mixed not just new technology, but also off-the-shelf hardware to create the almost wholly CGI landscapes of "Mirrormask."

"The [computers] need at least three months to get to know each other before an animator goes anywhere near them," says McKean. "I learned that computers are as human as the rest of us. Our technical director named all the machines after different bands. The four Macs in the edit suite were named after the Beatles; fair enough, I was John. But then we needed a fifth so he named it Yoko, and they all stopped talking to each other."

(via cbr)

Posted by Groonk at 11:58 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables

Let him talk

Carol?

Hey, Carol!

"Let me talk Carol! Let me talk!"

Posted by Groonk at 07:03 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Video

Stumble Upon

Stumble Upon let's you rate pages you think are cool.

If you like this noise. Thumb it up. If not, move right on along and don't look back.

God help you if you look back.

Posted by Groonk at 06:27 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Linkable

Matt Fraction Could by My New Hero

"The Five Fists of Science is the story of Mark Twain and Nikola Tesla teaming up to bring about world peace by compulsion-- and how that peace will interfere with the plans of an evil science cabal led by Thomas Edison," says writer Matt Fraction. "An all-out war between magic and science is fought on the streets of New York City in 1899, and it is an absolutely true story, up to a point."

(via badsignal)

Posted by Groonk at 06:06 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, Comics, Tesla

Canadian Police are Crafty

A bait car is a vehicle owned by the police and is intended to be stolen. After a bait car is stolen, the location, speed, and direction of travel of the vehicle is monitored by police dispatchers at EComm through GPS tracking. Everything that takes place inside the bait car is caught on audio and video. The dispatcher will coordinate a police response and once officers are in position behind the bait car, the engine will be disabled at the click of a mouse button which allows for the quick arrest of the car thieves.

You can watch bait car videos over the internet.

Oh, internet. You're so bad for me yet I can't turn away.

(via Dirt)

Posted by Groonk at 05:48 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Video

Anime Watch

Memento may be a way for me to keep up with the latest anime in Japan.

I was looking for something called Speed Grapher and managed to find a trailer for it. Not sure about that one.

I haven't run across any really good and new series lately. What's with the slump, guys?

Posted by Groonk at 05:34 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Anime, Blogged, Trailers

International Superheroes

Welcome to the International Catalogue of Superheroes. The purpose of this site is to build up a database of information about various superhero characters from around the world. For decades American comics, and especially those from two prolific publishing houses, have dominated if not the market, then certainly the public's perception of it. There are few people in the world who would not recognise Superman, Batman, Spider-Man or the X-Men, and there are hundreds of websites devoted to those characters. That is not the focus of this site.

Posted by Groonk at 05:25 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Research

It's Monday

(via vinathegreat)

Posted by Groonk at 12:22 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Art, Flickrlicious, Funny

Noneofya

"None of you're fucking business!" Fox News.

(via ponzu)

Posted by Groonk at 12:02 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Video

August 27, 2005

Twisty Building

And it's the Nordic's tallest skyscraper.

(via ponzu)

Posted by Groonk at 10:26 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art

12oz Pussy

Hilarious misadventures ensue when a man fresh from Japan and their many sex shop curiosities decides to "try out" his freshly bought can of vagina.

vaginacan.jpg"oh, where's that funny beer can thing we got? Rob, you had it, right?" And everyone looks at me, and I just stare at them for a moment, and then say, "...I fucked it. I fucked it and I hated myself, and now it's gone." There was a slight pause, followed by uproarious laughter. The ridicule took months to subside.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 10:10 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Blogged, Only in Japan, Sex

More than one way for a bunny to commit suicide

I now know it to be factually true.


UPDATE 8-28-03: I found an entire Flickr set of Bunny Suicides with a handful of new ones.


(via aj's piece o the web)

Posted by Groonk at 09:41 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Comics, Funny

August 26, 2005

Where was Amanda Congdon?

She was in Russia.

Ah, Motherland!

Browsing through archived Rocketbooms in my itunes that I missed while my computer was being a horses ass. I found Ms Congdon dancing like a madwoman throughout Russia. I was greatly amused.

Thank you, Amanda.

Posted by Groonk at 02:20 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Video

Google: Unifying Instant Messaging

Quick follow up.

"We are going to try to be the first in the world to connect everyone to everyone," says Georges Harik, director of Googlettes – the Silicon Valley company’s new products division.

The new messaging and internet phone service, called Google Talk, is designed to break down the walls between different instant messaging systems. Normally, these services these only let users chat with others on the same network.

According to Harik, Google Talk will connect users of different instant messaging services using software packages – called Jabber and Trillion – which are designed to act as a cyber switchboard.

This capability has the potential to make instant messaging as interoperable as email or regular telephone services, allowing anyone to contact anyone else with an account or a phone, says Harik.

So Google, what are we going to do tonight?

Narf.

(via newscientists)

Posted by Groonk at 01:52 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Google-fied, Technology

August 25, 2005

Kiss My Gloriously Golden Ass!

A life-sized case mod version of Bender from Futurama. "His eyes glow and he says "Bite my shiny metal ass" on demand. He also has a terabyte of storage..."

Imagine the kids that would pay good money to have this. I know this kid would.

Maybe we really should "Case mod the world".

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 08:08 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture

The Backstroke of the West

As Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith translations go, this one is a winner.

the captions were a hilarious surprise- a direct english translation of the chinese interpretation of what the script was saying. it varied from being somewhat close to the script to being 'far far away'....

(via Dirt)

Posted by Groonk at 06:59 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny

Watercolored Nuclear Atoll

Insanely beautiful and haunting watercolors of the Bikini Atoll nuclear tests can be found on the official US navy history site.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 06:52 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of WorldWarII

Futurephone Exposes Pervert

You see this fool here?

nycsubwaywanker.jpg
"i'm a wanker"

A vigilant Flickr user caught his ass wanking it in front of her while on the subway.

I tried to avoid eye contact with him but I had a feeling he was up to no good when he kept massaging his crotch. I couldn't believe this guy had the audacity to do something like this in the middle of the day! So I took out my cell-phone and turned on the camera. Then I aimed the camera at him and took a quick shot. He quickly zipped himself up and got off at the next stop (it was two-three stops before union square). That didn't prevent me from getting a really good shot of him in the act.

She talks more about it here.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 06:17 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Technology

Ancient Shoe-Wearers

Yes, let's blame Nike for our weak little toes.

foot_416_trinkaus.jpg Humans' small toes became weaker during this time, says physical anthropologist Erik Trinkaus, who has studied scores of early human foot bones.

He attributes this anatomical change to the invention of rugged shoes, that reduced our need for strong, flexible toes to grip and balance.

The research is presented in the Journal of Archaeological Science.

The development of footwear appears to have affected the four so-called "lesser" toes - excepting the big toe.

[...]

"The oldest shoes in the world are about 9,000 years old, and they're from California," said Professor Trinkaus, of Washington University in St Louis, US.


(via bbcnews)

Posted by Groonk at 02:50 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History, Research, Science

LISTEN: First track of ANANSI BOYS

Comedian and actor and Neil Gaiman friend Lenny Henry reads the first track of Gaiman's forthcoming book ANANSI BOYS. This is from the audio book version(approx 16 meg).


Gaiman gives permission to spread this aboot...so spread it!

(via neilgaiman)

Posted by Groonk at 02:16 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, Digital Share

August 24, 2005

Google Talk

It's about fucking time!

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. - Further expanding beyond its roots in Internet search, Google Inc. plans to launch a long-rumored program Wednesday that provides both text instant messaging and computer-to-computer voice chat.

The new program, Google Talk, will compete against similar free services offered for several years by America Online Inc., Microsoft Corp. and Yahoo Inc. All are vying to increase their presence on PCs to boost online ad revenue and name recognition. (MSNBC is a Microsoft - NBC joint venture.)

7d sent me an invite this afternoon and b55seddel reminded me that I was keeping up with all things google and sent me this link.

Posted by Groonk at 10:05 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Google-fied, Technology

Why I like Jon Stewart

Cause sometimes, he says damn cool things.

Jon Stewart: The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. That's all it is. All those media companies say, "We're going to make a killing here." You won't because it's still only as good as the content.

Jon Stewart: Sure. But how much do you need TV to be available in convenient form? It already is convenient - we have the DVR. Do you need TV on your watch as you walk from your cell phone to your BlackBerry? At what point do we get saturated enough to say, "OK, I get it! We can get anything we want at any time! Let's go sit around a large table and eat a meal in silence"? Sometimes this shit's just overkill.

(via http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.09/stewart.html?pg=1&topic=stewart&topic_set=)

Posted by Groonk at 09:30 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables

August 23, 2005

Bushusuru

8 Jan 1992 --President George HW Bush vomits in the lap of Japanese Prime Minister Miyazawa Kiichi, and then faints during a state function in Tokyo. The incident spawns the Japanese slang verb bushusuru (literally, "Bushing it") to refer to puking.

I remember the incident clearly. I didn't know about the slang verb that was born from it though.

(via ilovethe90s repeat #2004)

Posted by Groonk at 02:45 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Grammar

Another Book I want: Any Easy Intimacy

aeiou.gifOriginally printed as a limited edition with hand drawn covers, Top Shelf presents the final chapter of Jeffrey Brown's so-called 'Girlfriend Trilogy." AEIOU continues to explore the subtleties of relationships explored in CLUMSY and UNLIKELY, concentrating this time on the differences between knowing and loving someone, invoking the reader's relationship with the book as a parallel to being involved with someone.

The story is told with Brown's trademark expressive drawings and juxtaposition of humor and heartache.

-- 224 pages, 4" x 6"

An Ellis review.

(via badsignal)

Posted by Groonk at 12:24 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, Comics

Star Trek Communicator phones for You

The cool gadgetry on the classic TV series has made dreamers drool since the first time Captain Kirk barked the words "Beam me up, Scotty!" into his little black box and snapped it shut. But this is the first time Viacom, which owns the rights to the TV and movie franchise, has put its licensed imprint on such a device.

The special-edition Star Trek Communicator Phone is part of the ramping-up of events and promotions tied to the 40th anniversary of the Star Trek franchise next year. But the timing was also right because "the technology is better now," said Sandi Isaacs, VP of interactive at Viacom Consumer Products. "With the prior generations of handsets and mobiles, it was really hard to give consumers a rich experience."

Viacom and Sona are still finalizing details of the look and features that the communicator phone, due in stores Sept. 30, will sport. But fans can expect the devices to chirp and beep with ringtones that mimic the familiar sounds of the communicators used in the Star Trek TV series and movies.

Will they offer Majel Roddenberry's voice as a non-emotional human voice in times of crisis? Will you be able to tap the phone an instantly dial the person you want using a mere word(without repeating said word ad nauseum)? Will you be able to alter it in the various fanciful ways that the Trek crews have over the years?

These are all questions that need answers Sona.

(via wirednews)

Posted by Groonk at 12:11 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Technology

The Healing Power of VR

Developed in 2004 by the Institute for Creative Technologies with the U.S. Office of Naval Research, the VR therapy project has code roots in Full Spectrum Warrior, a first-person shooter originally developed as a tactical training tool for the Army. It was released as a commercial product for Xbox and PC in 2004.

Using the control tablet Rizzo calls the "Wizard of Oz" box, a clinician can select any number of environments -- urban war zone, deserted highway, crowded bazaar -- depending on where a patient's initial trauma event occurred.

The control interface can add or silence the sound of gunshots, or flood an area with blasts and smoke. Stress-inducing factors can be increased or decreased, depending on patients' physiological reactions -- and how they say they are doing.

"We're going to integrate a smell machine, to bring people back to places they've been before," said Rizzo. "We're building a collection. We already have burning rubber, diesel fuel, body odor, garbage and Iraqi spices."

Virtual-reality therapies have been used by some mental health providers since the 1990s to treat phobias. The idea of using it to treat PTSD has a predecessor in Virtual Vietnam, a project conducted by Georgia Tech University researchers in 1997 with a group of Vietnam veterans.

"But never before have we applied it this early," said Cmdr. Russell Shilling, the Office of Naval Research program officer credited with initiating the current project.

"When VR therapy was used with Vietnam veterans, it was applied more than 20 years later," said Shilling. "Here, we're trying to catch people right as they come home, and eventually we'd like to apply it while they're still in the theater."

(via wirednews)

[...]

One of the patients Spira worked with in the VR therapy trial was a Marine sniper, the sole survivor of an attack in which he witnessed at close range the violent deaths of fellow squad members.

"One of them was cut in half, literally, with machine-gun fire. (My patient) ran out on impulse to help him, and was shot in the arm and leg. He picked up the body, scooped up the intestines, brought him back to their vehicle as the guy looked up at him and spoke, dying. His squad truck headed back with them for safety, and was then hit by IED (improvised explosive device), which killed everyone but him."

The Marine was rescued and transported to a hospital, and eventually returned to the United States, where he started VR treatment with Spira.

"Snipers are very tough in general, and during the session, he kept saying, 'I'm fine.' But I had him hooked up with physiological monitors, and when I asked him to tell the story of what happened, his system went through the roof.

"He flew out of his wheelchair in public once, and started pounding on a guy who said we shouldn't be in Iraq," Spira said. "But over time, as the therapy continued, he became calmer and was able to get along with people better."

Posted by Groonk at 12:02 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Technology, War

Manga on the Go

More tech Americans don't have.

Sony Pictures Entertainment will almost triple the number of comic books it formats for viewing on cell phones in a move that will make it the No. 1 provider of popular Japanese manga comics for cell phones.

[...]

Cell-phone comics use a technology called Comic Surfing, which takes viewers through manga stories at a carefully calculated speed and sequence.The manga frames are specially formatted to fit on tiny mobile phone screens. Pop-up frames and vibration during action scenes add to the drama. Cell-phone comics with preprogrammed sound effects are also coming soon.

(via wirednews)

Posted by Groonk at 11:59 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Technology

August 20, 2005

Dancing Heroes

It wasn't found as an avatar but I'm making it mine.

(via 7d)

Posted by Groonk at 12:58 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem

3D by 2020

Imagine watching a football game on a TV that not only shows the players in three dimensions but also lets you experience the smells of the stadium and maybe even pat a goal scorer on the back.

Japan plans to make this futuristic television a commercial reality by 2020 as part of a broad national project that will bring together researchers from the government, technology companies and academia.

The targeted "virtual reality" television would allow people to view high-definition images in 3D from any angle, in addition to being able to touch and smell the objects being projected upwards from a screen parallel to the floor.

Positively wonderful.

(via ponzu)

Posted by Groonk at 12:50 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Technology

August 19, 2005

Where in the World is Madeline Peryoux?

Record bosses said she was "proving impossible to track down".

Peyroux's voice has been compared to Billie Holiday, with the potential to become one of the biggest-selling artists of the year.

[...]

"She is that rare thing, an artist more interested in her music than in the glitz and glamour of showbusiness."

I must hear this woman.

(via bbcnews)

Posted by Groonk at 05:29 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Artist, Music, Quotables

Urban War-Related Legends

1) The Medal of Honor carried by a World War II hero aroused suspicion among airport security forces.

"They just kept passing it around there were eight or nine or ten of them who handled it before it was over," he said.

"They had found it in my pocket at the airport, and they thought it was suspicious. It's shaped like a star, and they were looking at the metal edges of it, like it was a weapon. I asked for it back, but they kept handing it to each other and inspecting it. I was told to move to a separate area.

"I told them — just turn it over. The engraving on the back explains everything. But they thought they must have something potentially dangerous here.

"I told them exactly what it was — I said, 'That's my Congressional Medal of Honor.´"


2)The occasion of this photograph was a Veterans Day Commemoration at Dallas City Hall on 11 November 2004. The veteran pictured is Houston James, a survivor of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor in December 1941, and the Marine is Staff Sgt. Mark Graunke Jr., a member of an ordnance-disposal team who lost his left hand, one leg, and an eye while defusing a bomb in Iraq in July 2003.

graunke_wide.jpg

(via medicmike)

Posted by Groonk at 05:19 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of War

Books for all Hours!

FRANCE_BOOK_MACHINE.sff_PAR101_20050819103402.jpg PARIS (AP) - Readers craving Homer, Baudelaire or Lewis Carroll in the middle of the night can get a quick fix at one of the French capital's five newly installed book vending machines.

"We have customers who know exactly what they want and come at all hours to get it," said Xavier Chambon, president of Maxi-Livres, a low-cost publisher and book store chain that debuted the vending machines in June. "It's as if our stores were open 24 hours a day."

Stocked with 25 of Maxi-Livres best-selling titles, the machines cover the gamut of literary genres and tastes. Classics like "The Odyssey" by Homer and Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland" share the limited shelf space with such practical must-haves as "100 Delicious Couscous" and "Verb Conjugations."

"Our biggest vending machine sellers are 'The Wok Cookbook' and a French-English dictionary," said Chambon, who added that poet Charles Baudelaire's "Les Fleurs du Mal" - "The Flowers of Evil" - also is "very popular."

Regardless of whether they fall into the category of high culture or low, all books cost a modest $2.45.

Read lady, read!

(via 7d)

Posted by Groonk at 03:27 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, On the French

Admit you have the problem

Eminem, whose real name is Marshall Mathers, is being treated for addiction to sleep medication.

In a brief statement, publicist Dennis Dennehy said the star was "in the hospital under doctors' care".

Eminem's addicted to a drug. Wow. Next thing you'll tell me is the sky's blue, water is wet, and it always rains just after you wash your car.

(via bbcnews)

Posted by Groonk at 03:22 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables

What is it with this thing?

I found yet another avatar on a forum using this sucker. Is this some hip new cultural thing that I don't know about?

Flat.gif
fucker's still dancing

Posted by Groonk at 03:15 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem

Daily Show Read: My Father the Spy

John H. Richardson was one of the best of the breed -- or, depending on one's point of view, one of the worst. As Vienna station chief in the early '50s, he ran the CIA's first Soviet "mole," Col. Pyotr Semyonovich Popov of the GRU, or Soviet military intelligence. In Athens in the mid-'50s, he helped support the Greek monarchy against communist insurgents. In Manila, when Philippine President Diosdado Macapagal was inaugurated in 1961, Richardson was the shadowy man standing by the president's side on the reviewing stand. His reward for services rendered was the toughest job in the CIA portfolio: Saigon station chief in 1962.

Richardson looked and acted the part. While other officials in Vietnam dressed in fatigues or short sleeves, he always wore a black business suit. Scholarly, a little ponderous in his manner and speech, he kept a copy of the Meditations of Marcus Aurelius, his favorite Stoic emperor, by his side. "I do my duty," wrote Aurelius. "Other things do not trouble me."

(via thedailyshow)

Posted by Groonk at 01:37 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books

August 18, 2005

The Superficial sets us straight

So Christopher Walken is not running for President. I knew it had to be a hoax. One, cause 7d informed me of it yesterday. Two, beacuse something that cool couldn't be true.

I knew it was fake and yet I'm still saddened to learn of its fakeness.

(via thesuperficial and 7d's early morning radio show)

Posted by Groonk at 11:19 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny

MOVIES: The Baxter

Just heard Michael Showalter (The State, Stella)has a movie coming out called The Baxter.

The premise: In every romantic comedy there's always that scene at the end where the leading man barges through the chapel doors just as the leading lady is about to marry The Wrong Guy. This movie is about the guy left at the alter. The wrong guy. That guy is called The Baxter. The Baxter is the kind of guy you "settle" for because you can't be with the one you really love.

Fucking genius idea on Showalter's part, I think. Is it going to be good? I'll just have to watch and find out.

Posted by Groonk at 03:56 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Movies, One Sheets, Trailers

COMICS: Wham!

A comic called Wham! that's entirely online. It's virtually wordless and involves rune-encrusted mechani-spiders that cocoon and old man who lives far, far away.

That's how it starts anyway. Pretty weird. Pretty cool.

(via warrenellis)

Posted by Groonk at 12:13 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

August 17, 2005

Crocodile Blood to Fight Infection

SYDNEY -- Scientists in Australia's tropical north are collecting blood from crocodiles in the hope of developing a powerful antibiotic for humans, after tests showed that the reptile's immune system kills the HIV virus.

The crocodile's immune system is much more powerful than that of humans, preventing life-threatening infections after savage territorial fights which often leave the animals with gaping wounds and missing limbs.

"They tear limbs off each other and despite the fact that they live in this environment with all these microbes, they heal up very rapidly and normally, almost always without infection," said Mark Merchant, an American scientist who has been taking crocodile blood samples in the Northern Territory.

[...]

The scientists hope to collect enough crocodile blood to isolate the powerful antibodies and eventually develop an antibiotic for use by humans.

"We may be able to have antibiotics that you take orally," Merchant said. " Potentially also antibiotics that you could run topically on wounds, say diabetic ulcer wounds. Burn patients often have their skin infected and things like that."

However, the crocodile's immune system may be too powerful for humans and may need to be synthesized for human consumption.

(via wirednews)

Posted by Groonk at 11:49 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Science

Porn Magazines will Outlast us All

What a wonderful gift for future generations.

Also kaolin, the shit that makes porn mags so glossy, is slightly radioactive.

Pornography and glossy men's magazines buried at tips last longer than other magazines, new Australian research has found.

Scientist Fabiano Ximenes, 31, dug through two Sydney dumps to find out how long wood and paper products survive in landfill sites.

He found that magazines, newspapers and old bits of wood thrown away up to 46 years ago were in almost perfect condition, with pornography lasting the best of all.

He displayed a 1979 copy of the men's magazine Playboy which was in near mint condition, and said its thick wax coating could be the reason for its longevity.

"The best preserved was the pornography," Mr Ximenes said.

Behold the power of porn, and tremble.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 03:51 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Research, Sex

Vampire Tweakers

I never knew meth addicts were actually vampires...

Cops in Vancouver Victoria, BC are blaming the city's bike-theft epidemic in part on the need for crystal meth addicts to do repetitious, menial manual tasks while tweaking

...or Rain Man.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 03:36 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Weird

The Mysterious Viking Horned Helmet

A look inside the many forms of viking helmet.

bronzevikinghelmet.jpg

Warriors have a tendency to enjoy displaying both their prowess and their battle gear. With the exception of the shield, the helmet is the most visible of the warrior's accessories, and, as such, the helmet has been subjected to considerable adornment.

(via neilgaiman)

Posted by Groonk at 03:15 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History, Myth

Kids, this is what booze does to ya

This is the model of fuckedupedness.

Troubled actor Tom Sizemore is battling a rare medical condition that leaves him sexually insatiable. The Saving Private Ryan star was recently diagnosed with priapism, which doctors believe could have been caused by years of alcohol and drug abuse. Sizemore's manager says, "He can have sex nine times without stopping. His condition explains his sexual addiction. He's in the midst of a massive depression, but he's making tremendous progress." A Los Angeles based urologist confirms, "Priapism is an abnormal, persistent, and painful erection that won't go down in spite of orgasm, and can be caused by alcohol or drug abuse." Tucker claims Sizemore's addiction prompted the actor to rig video cameras up around his house, which for the past three years have documented his activities with a string of women he has lured back to his California pad. Three such tapes have been allegedly stolen and are expected to be released on the internet.

That sad, pathetic bastard. The never-ending hard-on. Not the pleasure disease one may think it is.

(link via warrenellis)

Posted by Groonk at 03:07 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Weird

Stampede for worthless Crap

RICHMOND, Va. - A rush to purchase $50 used laptops turned into a violent stampede Tuesday, with people getting thrown to the pavement, beaten with a folding chair and nearly driven over. One woman went so far as to wet herself rather than surrender her place in line.

Fucking hell people, you get what you pay for.

(via b55seddel and my mom)

Posted by Groonk at 04:59 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture

Free Wi Fi in San Fran?

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - The city of San Francisco wants ideas for making the entire 49-square mile city a free - or at least cheap - Wi-Fi zone.

Taking a step toward bridging the so-called digital divide between the tech-savvy and people who can't afford computers, the city government on Tuesday issued guidelines for a plan to "ensure universal, affordable wireless broadband access for all San Franciscans."

The invitation, extended to nonprofit groups and businesses that could eventually bid on the project, puts San Francisco among a handful of major U.S. cities tackling the technological and political challenges of offering Internet service to its residents on such a wide scale.

Other cities in question: Philadelphia.

(via 7d)

Posted by Groonk at 04:50 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Technology

August 16, 2005

Babes of Flickr

There are lots more flickrlicous babes to be found at the Babes of Flickr.

Posted by Groonk at 03:16 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Sex

Gas Buddy

Search for the lowest and highest gas prices in the USA and Canada with Gas Buddy.

All prices seem to be user submitted.

(via eggmessageboards)

Posted by Groonk at 03:10 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Politics, USA, World

August 15, 2005

Name that Character

Stephen King, John Grisham, Andrew Sean Greer and several other best-selling authors are joining Chabon next month in selling the right to name characters in their new novels.

The profits will go to the First Amendment Project, which defends the free speech rights of activists, writers and artists.

"It feels a little scary for most writers because when you're writing you're completely in charge. You can say this book is all mine, it's my world," said Chabon, who sits on the project's board. "Whether giving some of that over has any monetary value or not, we'll see."

(via 7d)

Posted by Groonk at 11:06 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books

August 14, 2005

Walken 2008

Shit. I'd vote for him.

walken2008.jpg Campaign Finance Reform: "I believe that campaign finance is a very tough issue, with good points on both sides; but I feel, as a wealthy American, that I should have no more say than even the least fortunate American citizen. Free speech in politics is about the voices of all those who support you, not who supports you with the biggest voice."

Military Funding:
"I am a huge supporter of the military. I have always thought of them as our guardians, and when our guardians are making less than the poverty line, and children are suffering because their parents decided to join the military, well, I get very upset. I feel that instead of sending billions to the Pentagon's pet projects, it should go to the troops."

Stem Cell Research:
"I'd met Chris Reeve several times before he died, and after having met him it is tough to be against [stem cell research]. I am for human knowledge and expansion of human life. If stem cells are one way to do that, I cannot support legislation to restrict this potentially life-saving research."

(via badsignal)

Posted by Groonk at 07:14 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Politics, USA

Supervert

Download eLibraries of Georges Bataille and the Marquis de Sade.

(via badsignal)

Posted by Groonk at 07:07 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, Digital Share, Sex

August 13, 2005

"shining gems of text"

Mr. Canary's presentation was also about the future of these mystical books, which are being cataloged, preserved, reproduced and distributed using digital technology. Some monks are now working on laptops, transcribing text and burning DVDs. Here is an excerpt from a poem written by one of the monks in praise of digital materials, which, in his eyes, are as exquiste as a patina made from lamp black, Yakskin glue, and brains, burnished to a gloss and inscribed with an ink made from crushed pearls and silver are to me.

_The light of the disk is endless
like the light of the disks in the sky, sun and moon.

With a single push of our finger on a button
We pull up the shining gems of text_

-Gelek Rinpoche

Why do I like this idea? Because it's a new age and some monks seem to have made their peace with it. Everything good doesn't have to come from ancient texts and scrolls. Does it?

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 07:08 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books, Culture, Religion

August 09, 2005

70s Spanish One Sheets

Another Flickr set leads me to 1970s Spanish adult movie posters . Posters like The Erotic Adventures of Don Quixote and my personal favorite The Perversions of Wanda. You know where you're at with a title like that.

(via boingboing)

Posted by Groonk at 05:37 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of One Sheets, Sex

Pocky Goodness

So, in Japan, there are these stick-like confections called pocky.

The Journal of Ephemeral Inspiration has a Flickr set full of pocky and pocky pretender logos.


Posted by Groonk at 05:09 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Blogged, Marketing, Only in Japan

August 08, 2005

Hiroshima Film Cover-up Exposed

NEW YORK In the weeks following the atomic attacks on Japan almost 60 years ago, and then for decades afterward, the United States engaged in airtight suppression of all film shot in Hiroshima and Nagasaki after the bombings. This included footage shot by U.S. military crews and Japanese newsreel teams. In addition, for many years all but a handful of newspaper photographs were seized or prohibited.

The public did not see any of the newsreel footage for 25 years, and the U.S. military film remained hidden for nearly four decades.

[...]

Six weeks ago, E&P broke the story that articles written by famed Chicago Daily News war correspondent George Weller about the effects of the atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki were finally published, in Japan, almost six decades after they had been spiked by U.S. officials. This drew national attention, but suppressing film footage shot in Hiroshima and Nagasaki was even more significant, as this country rushed into the nuclear age with its citizens having neither a true understanding of the effects of the bomb on human beings, nor why the atomic attacks drew condemnation around the world.

[...]

More recently, McGovern declared that Americans should have seen the damage wrought by the bomb. "The main reason it was classified was ... because of the horror, the devastation," he said. Because the footage shot in Hiroshima and Nagasaki was hidden for so long, the atomic bombings quickly sank, unconfronted and unresolved, into the deeper recesses of American awareness, as a costly nuclear arms race, and nuclear proliferation, accelerated.

The atomic cover-up also reveals what can happen in any country that carries out deadly attacks on civilians in any war and then keeps images of what occurred from its own people.

Ten years ago, I co-authored (with Robert Jay Lifton) the book "Hiroshima in America," and new material has emerged since. On Aug. 6, and on following days, the Sundance cable channel will air "Original Child Bomb," a prize-winning documentary on which I worked. The film includes some of the once-censored footage -- along with home movies filmed by McGovern in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

(via digg and E&P)

Posted by Groonk at 11:09 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History, War, WorldWarII

Guards! Guards!

Some streaming show called Guards! Guards! on BBC7's site that invovles, "The city of Ankh-Morpork is under threat from a 60 foot fire-breathing dragon."

Dragons destroying cities... can't be all bad.

(via neilgaiman)

Posted by Groonk at 10:52 PM | Comments (2) | Ministry of Streamed Goodness

kopi luwak coffee

I swear I've seen this before somewhere. Can't rightly recall where though.

kopiluwakmovie.gifThe Luwak (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) denizen of the coffee (kopi) plantations of Java, Sumatra, and Sulawesi, eats only the ripest coffee cherries.

Unable to digest the coffee beans the Luwak graciously deposits them on the jungle floor where they are eagerly collected by the locals.

The stomach acids and enzymatic action involved in this unique fermentation process produces the beans for the world’s rarest coffee beverage.


This can't be true...can it?

(via b55seddel)

Posted by Groonk at 10:35 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Animals, Weird

Clearing the Board

Doing something that may or may not destroy my computer. Time to post all outstanding stuff.

Starting with a couple more eZines.

Nashville Zine I found looking for the nearest Ditty Bops concert. Look like Frank Black will be there too. Bonus.

ifMagazine a magazine for the filmmaking revolution. Found this while reading an interview about the demise of Tim Minear's excellent show The Inside. Why did it fail? Cause it was on the fuckwad network Fox.

Posted by Groonk at 10:06 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of eMag

COMICS: Nextwave

The Nextwave is coming.

Described as, "A Marvel comic about pirate superheroes on an American jihad against terrorist product-testing, by Warren Ellis and Stuart Immonen".

Interesting.

(via warrenellis)

Posted by Groonk at 03:42 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics, Marketing

Revenge of the Sith: Abridged

I swear this shit is fucking funny:

IAN MCDIARMID appears in a HOLOGRAPH to one of the CLONE TROOPERS.

IAN MCDIARMID
Execute order 66.

CLONE TROOPER
Kill all shrieking CGI creatures.
(to his troops)
Alright men, shoot down the giant Iguana.

IAN MCDIARMID
Oh, and order 67.

CLONE TROOPER
Jedi, too. Got it.

They shoot at EWAN, who falls into the water.

CLONE TROOPER
He's dead. Nobody could have survived that fall. Except a Jedi, of course.

EWAN MCGREGOR
Jesus, they've become really
stupid. This movie really DOES
bridge the gap between the original
trilogy and the prequel trilogy.

EXT. MYGEETO

Suddenly, all of the clone troopers turn against
KI-ADI-MUNDI and shoot him.

KI-ADI-MUNDI
Oh no, I'm being shot by fewer
weapons than at the end of Attack of
the Clones! Somehow, this overpowers
me!
(dies)

CLONE TROOPERS kill all remaining JEDI all over the galaxy,
including the BLUE HOTTIE. Despite their supernatural senses
and a lifetime of training in battle skills, they all
succumb to the TROOPERS
. Meanwhile, HAYDEN travels to
MUSTAFAR to kill all of the separatists. JAR JAR, sadly, is
not one of them.

Would have made a better movie too.

(link via digg)

Posted by Groonk at 01:00 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Movies

Peter Jennings 1938-2005

Jennings dominated the ratings from the late 1980s to the mid-'90s, when Brokaw surpassed him. He remained a Canadian until 2003, when he became a U.S. citizen, saying it had nothing to do with his politics — he did it for his family.

"He was a warm and loving and surprisingly sentimental man," said Ted Koppel, a longtime friend and fellow anchor.

Jennings deeply regretted not finishing school, and he would have wanted that lesson passed along, Koppel said. He made up for it by becoming a student of the world, studying cultures and their people for the rest of his life.

"No one could ad lib like Peter," said Barbara Walters. "Sometimes he drove me crazy because he knew so many details.

"He just died much too young."

[...]

(from another article)
Mr Jennings, famed for his international reporting experience, was not afraid of squaring up to challenging and difficult questions.

"I subscribe to leaving people with essentially - sorry it's a cliche - a rough draft of history. Some days it's reassuring, some days it's absolutely destructive," he said.

(via yahoonews and bbcnews)

Posted by Groonk at 12:38 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, People Who Died, USA

Sirens Song

LONDON (AFP) - Men who are accused of never listening by women now have an excuse -- women's voices are more difficult for men to listen to than other men's, a report said.

The Daily Mail, quoting findings published in the specialist magazine

NeuroImage, said researchers at Sheffield university in northern England discovered startling differences in the way the brain responds to male and female sounds.

Men deciphered female voices using the auditory part of the brain that processes music, while male voices engaged a simpler mechanism, it said.

The Mail quoted researcher Michael Hunter as saying, "The female voice is actually more complex than the male voice, due to differences in the size and shape of the vocal cords and larynx between men and women, and also due to women having greater natural 'melody' in their voices.

"This causes a more complex range of sound frequencies than in a male voice."

The findings may help explain why people suffering hallucinations usually hear male voices, the report added, as the brain may find it much harder to conjure up a false female voice accurately than a false male voice.

Not one bit of that article was uninteresting.

(via yahoonews)

Posted by Groonk at 12:23 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture, Science

August 07, 2005

LISTEN: Ditty Bops

The Ditty Bops's sound is... difficult..to describe.
dittybps.jpg

It's as if someone willingly mixed bluegras, the Squirrel Nut Zippers, 40s to 50s crossover pop into a medium sized stew pot and added water. Lightly salt with Shakespeare's Sister sensibilities and you've got a very eclectic soup.

Don't believe me? Give them a listen.

(via 7d)

Posted by Groonk at 05:03 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Albums, Artist, Digital Share, Music

Laughs at Xenu's Expense

If you follow the ways of Xenu, I pity you.

To the rest, I strongly encourage that you visit Scientology Kill$'s Laugh "A Laugh a Day" comics section.

They're funny.

Posted by Groonk at 04:48 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Comics

"This one wants more coins!"

Richard Simmons on Whose Line is it Anyway.

You will laugh so hard that pee will shoot from your nose.

(via teknesia)

Posted by Groonk at 04:21 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Funny, Video

LISTEN: Jack's Mannequin

Andrew from Something Corporate has a new project going called Jack's Mannequin. The album being released through this project is called "Everything in Transit".

I listened to the mixed tape featured on the Jack's Mannequin site.

I may have to buy this sucker.

(via something corporate newsletter)

Posted by Groonk at 03:50 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Albums, Digital Share, Music

DVD-gasms

Thundercats are on the move...Thundercats are loose!!

Also...

It's time to get things started!

Posted by Groonk at 03:40 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of DVD

August 04, 2005

An Exclusive 23 year old Neil Gaiman story

It's called, The Case of the Four and Twenty Blackbirds.

I thought that in the month and a bit leading up to the release of ANANSI BOYS I would go and dig around the vaults and find things that it might be fun to put up on this website for a while.

So I've put up my third ever published short story -- it's about 23 years old. It's juvenilia, but I hope not entirely without interest, about a murder in NurseryLand, and is one of the very few hardboiled detective stories I've written. Presenting Little Jack Horner, private eye, in The Case of the Four And Twenty Blackbirds. http://www.neilgaiman.com/exclusive/4&20.asp

It was reprinted in ANGELS AND VISITATIONS, and in a handful of anthologies, but wasn't in Smoke and Mirrors, so it will probably be new to many of you.

Anansi Boys is on my "must get" list.

(via neilgaimanjournal)

Posted by Groonk at 02:18 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books

Not a dog but a god

(link via b55seddel)

Posted by Groonk at 01:48 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art, Culture, Myth, Research

August 03, 2005

First Dog Clone

Scientists in South Korea have produced the first dog clones, they report in Nature magazine this week.

One of the puppies died soon after birth but the other, an Afghan hound named Snuppy, is still doing well after 16 weeks, the researchers say.

Snuppy joins a host of other cloned animals including Dolly the sheep, CC the cat and Ralph the rat.

Scientists hope dog clones will help them understand and treat a range of serious human diseases.

(via bbcnews)

Posted by Groonk at 09:10 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Cloning

Trebuchet

I like trebuchets. I don't know why. I just do.


Posted by Groonk at 08:46 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of History, War

Why Do Men Have Nipples?

New York physician Billy Goldberg, pestered by unusual questions at cocktail parties and other social gatherings over the years, puts the public's mind at ease in his book "Why Do Men Have Nipples?" which hits the book stores on Tuesday.

"It's really remarkable how often you get accosted," said Goldberg, 39. "There are the medical questions from family and friends, and then there are the drunk and outrageous questions where somebody wants to drop their pants and show you a rash or something."

The book, subtitled, "Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini," (Three Rivers Press), is co-authored by humorist Mark Leyner.

"People tend to know so little about their bodies as compared to their cars or their laptops," said Leyner, 49, of Hoboken, New Jersey. "When I worked in a pharmacy in Washington, D.C., people would ask me medical questions all the time. I was just a 22-year-old cashier at Rite Aid."

(via yahoonews)

Posted by Groonk at 01:28 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Books

Brain Dead Woman gives Birth

RICHMOND, Va. - A cancer-ravaged woman robbed of consciousness by a stroke has given birth after being kept on life support for three months to give her fetus extra time to develop.

Susan Torres, whose plight has attracted support from around the world, gave birth to a daughter Tuesday by Caesarean section. The delivery went smoothly and the baby "is doing well," her brother-in-law, Justin Torres, wrote in an e-mail to The Associated Press. Susan Anne Catherine Torres weighs 1 pound, 13 ounces and is 13 1/2 inches long, he said.

(via yahoonews)

Posted by Groonk at 01:21 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of USA

Freaky Fractals

More fractal art. Still researching that too.

I would post a sample but they disabled right-click. And it's a bother to make screen caps and the like.

Posted by Groonk at 02:44 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art

Image*After

Another free image and texture collection. Always love the free.

(via digg)

Posted by Groonk at 02:41 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Web Design

August 02, 2005

Geek Power, Go!

"We used to not be able to stand the fact that we were in orchestra," says Weiss, who's been playing the violin since fourth grade and proudly wore the shirt to her high school this year. "Finally, we realized that's where all our friends are and that's where we have the most fun.

"So why not just say we're dorks?"

There was a time when teens who tried something like that would have been asking for some serious goofing. But today being smart and sensitive, even a little socially awkward, is often considered cool -- and the signs are everywhere.

"The O.C.," a TV show popular with teens, has Seth, a comic-book loving nerd played by actor Adam Brody. Bands such as Weezer also feed off the dork image, complete with horn-rimmed glasses and a song about being OK with not fitting the Beverly Hills mold. "Napoleon Dynamite" has a fan club; its Web site claims 150,000 members.

And, increasingly, people are parading around in shirts that say "Dork Pride!" among other things. Such items have gotten so popular that CafePress.com, an online merchandiser, has created a special category for shirts and other items celebrating geeks, dorks and nerds.

"Goofing"? "Goofing"?! What century are you from Mr AP writer? I mean... damn.

(via 7d)

Posted by Groonk at 11:02 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Culture

August 01, 2005

Legendary Soundbite

Bacall, 81, was asked why she had objected to the use of the word "legend" to describe Cruise's ex-wife Nicole Kidman.

"A legend involves the past," she said. "I don't like categories. This one is great and that one is great.

"The word great stands for something," she added. "When you talk about a great actor, you're not talking about Tom Cruise."

I know nothing about you Ms, Bacall, but I do know that you shot up 5 cool points.

Posted by Groonk at 05:38 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Quotables

Paper Masters

Beautiful shapes made from paper:

(via goto+play)

Posted by Groonk at 05:26 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Art

From Soldier to Sheik

Late last year, a full-blown battle between insurgents and U.S. and Iraqi forces had erupted, and U.S. commanders assigned a unit to stop rocket and mortar attacks that regularly hit their base. Sgt. Horn, who had been trained to operate radars for a field artillery unit, was thrust into a job that largely hinged on coaxing locals into divulging information about insurgents.

Sgt. Horn, 25, a native of Fort Walton Beach, Fla., acknowledges he had little interest in the region before coming here. But a local sheik friendly to U.S. forces, Mohammed Ismail Ahmed, explained the inner workings of rural Iraqi society on one of Sgt. Horn's first Humvee patrols.

Sgt. Horn says he was intrigued, and started making a point of stopping by all the villages, all but one dominated by Sunni Arabs, to talk with people about their life and security problems.

Moreover, he pressed for development projects in the area. He boasts that he helped funnel $136,000 worth of aid into the area. Part of that paid for delivery of clean water to 30 villages during the broiling summer months.

"They saw that we were interested in them, instead of just taking care of the bases," Sgt. Horn said.

[...]

"Ninety percent of the people in my area are shepherds or simple townspeople," said Sgt. Horn. "They simply want to find a decent job to make enough money to provide food and a stable place for their people to live."

To Sgt. Horn's commanders, his success justifies his unorthodox approach: No rockets have hit their base in the past half year.

"He has developed a great relationship with local leaders," said Lt. Col. Bradley Becker, who commands the 2nd Battalion, 8th Field Artillery Regiment. "They love him. They're not going to let anyone shoot at Sheik Horn."

(via military.com)

Posted by Groonk at 05:17 PM | Comments (0) | Ministry of War

Dance You Wee Puppet Thing, Dance!

Found on a livejournal post about the scene buildup in Planetary #23.(You can't see it as of this posting cause the bandwidth has been exceeded.)

Posted by Groonk at 04:54 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem

Buttloads of Ellis Inspired Avatars

I'm only listing a few.

The rest.

(via warrenellis)

Posted by Groonk at 04:47 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Avatarem

Kristen Bell: A sexy bit of alright

I took note of the fine-ness that is Kristen Bell after watching her in that Showtime flick Reefer Madness.

Since then I did my damndest to watch her show Veronica Mars. What I saw wasn't half bad. And the show was good too.

Yeah, I know. That joke's so old, it's got whiskers on it. I'll be snarfed if it ain't true.

(via ponzu)

Posted by Groonk at 03:50 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Sex

Repliee!

prettyandroid.jpgJapanese scientists have unveiled the most human-looking robot yet devised - a "female" android called Repliee Q1.

She has flexible silicone for skin rather than hard plastic, and a number of sensors and motors to allow her to turn and react in a human-like manner.

She can flutter her eyelids and move her hands like a human. She even appears to breathe.

Professor Hiroshi Ishiguro of Osaka University says one day robots could fool us into believing they are human.

Repliee Q1 is not like any robot you will have seen before, at least outside of science-fiction movies.

She is designed to look human and although she can only sit at present, she has 31 actuators in her upper body, powered by a nearby air compressor, programmed to allow her to move like a human.

The article goes onto say that right now she could fool a person intothinking she's human for about 5-10 seconds. But that they want to raise that believability scale to 10 minutes.

Why is it when I look at her, all I can think is, "Take a chance"?
(via bbcnews)

Posted by Groonk at 03:34 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Only in Japan, Robots

Droogle: Directory of Drinkables

A search engine for mixed drinks. It's called Droogle and it's canadian.

I just learned there's a drink out there called "Pusy Juice". It also comes in artic, pink, skunk, and 'La' flavors.

Learn something new everyday, you do.

Posted by Groonk at 03:27 AM | Comments (0) | Ministry of Linkable

Love your iPod...

...just don't LOVE your ipod.

I suspected I would feel a