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January 03, 2008
LOLCat Bible Translation Project is "The Wonderful"
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
Try not to waste time there. I darez u.
And then tehre wuz Revelations:
"7 An i oppeneded nuther seal an 4th dood say "Come and lookz!"
8 Lo behold a pale horsez with a dood sitin on it, his naym wuz Deaths, an liek Hadez an stuff followd himz. Him had enuf skillz to kill lots of doodz, with antifreezez and curiositiez."
And shirtses fer wearin'.
(via P&P, lolcatbible, lolcat revelations)
Posted by Groonk at January 3, 2008 06:56 PM | Ministry of Funny, Intertube Madness, Religion
