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May 25, 2007
Tania Derveaux will Blow 40,000 Guys for Votes
Is she lying? Only 40,000 guys will know for sure.
Sex and politics have always ridden in the same cart very comfortably.
Tania Derveaux is ready to give out 40,000 blowjobs to men that vote for her in the next Belgian election. Tania is currently the leading (of course) NEE party senate candidate. Tania says she will take a 500-day tour around the world and blow dudes every single day. That's about 80 dicks a day!
In order to receive a oral tongue bath from Tania you have to be 18 or older, wear a condom and Tania can deny you for any reason. She said, "We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes."[...]
The next Belgian election is June 5th and at least 40,000 votes are needed to start a political group.
Since I have no aspirations for porn, I never thought I'd get to see an actual Blowjob Request Form. If all I needed was a form to get a hummer...hell. I'd have printed that out decades ago.
Extra bits of internet crazy:
Some notes after having received more than 1000 applications:
- submitting several applications will not result in more blowjobs
- Services for female applicants can only be provided in Second Life if the applicant has the necessary avatar modifications
(via ONTD)
Posted by Groonk at May 25, 2007 04:31 PM | Ministry of Politics, Sex, World
