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<title>Groonk&apos;s Newsmine 2.0</title>
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<modified>2008-05-08T23:31:37Z</modified>
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<entry>
<title>In Japan, HOT FUZZ Gains an Extra Dimension of Cool</title>
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<modified>2008-05-08T23:31:37Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-08T22:37:28Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6605</id>
<created>2008-05-08T22:37:28Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">&quot;We are SUper Policeman!&quot; Japanese HOT FUZZ trailer (via edgar wright)...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>One Sheets</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://hotfuzz.gyao.jp/"><img alt="hot fuzz japan.jpg" src="http://www.groonk.net/blog/images/hot%20fuzz%20japan.jpg" width="261" height="360" border="0"/><br>"We are SUper Policeman!"</a> </div>

<p><a href="http://hotfuzz.gyao.jp/">Japanese HOT FUZZ trailer</a></p>

<p>(via <a href="http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=144582906&blogID=391765556&indicate=1">edgar wright</a>)</p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>Platypus: Perfect Storm of Incredulity</title>
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<modified>2008-05-08T22:35:51Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-08T22:31:33Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6604</id>
<created>2008-05-08T22:31:33Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Now, more than 200 years later, a team of scientists has determined the platypus&apos; entire genetic code. And right down to its DNA, it turns out, the platypus continues to strain credulity, bearing genetic modules that are in turn mammalian,...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Animals</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<blockquote class="blocked">Now, more than 200 years later, a team of scientists has determined the platypus' entire genetic code. And right down to its DNA, it turns out, the platypus continues to strain credulity, bearing genetic modules that are in turn mammalian, reptilian and avian.

<p>There are genes for egg laying — evidence of the animals' reptilian roots. Genes for making milk, which the platypus does in mammalian style despite not having nipples. Genes for making snake venom, which the animal stores in its legs. And there are five times more sex-determining chromosomes than scientists know what to do with.</p>

<p>"It's such a wacky organism," said Richard Wilson, director of the genome center at Washington University in St. Louis, who led the two-year international effort, described online Wednesday in the journal Nature.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-platypus-echidna-080508-ht,0,2811197.story">Yet in its wackiness, Wilson said, the platypus genome offers an unprecedented glimpse of how evolution made its first stabs at producing mammals.</a> </blockquote></p>

<p>(via feednews, <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-platypus-echidna-080508-ht,0,2811197.story">chicagotribune</a>)</p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>FIRE ANGRY: Volcano in Chile Says, &quot;Hello&quot;</title>
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<modified>2008-05-08T07:23:10Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-08T07:16:15Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6603</id>
<created>2008-05-08T07:16:15Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">by national geographic (via i09, wilw, natgeo)...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>The End Times</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/05/photogalleries/volcano-photos/index.html"><img alt="1_VOLCANO_461.jpg" src="http://www.groonk.net/blog/images/1_VOLCANO_461.jpg" width="461" height="307" border="0"/><br>by national geographic</a> </div>

<p>(via <a href="http://io9.com/387860/when-volcanoes-spew-lightning">i09</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/wilw/statuses/806099791">wilw</a>, <a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/05/photogalleries/volcano-photos/index.html">natgeo</a>)</p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>BLIND CLICK 32</title>
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<modified>2008-05-08T07:14:48Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-07T00:30:18Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6601</id>
<created>2008-05-07T00:30:18Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Metal MacBeth! That broke my brain. (via andrewcunningham)...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Only in Japan</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://www.e-oshibai.com/yokoku/m-macbeth/large.html" target="blank"><strong>Metal MacBeth!</strong></a></div>

<p>That broke my brain.</p>

<p>(via andrewcunningham)</p>]]>

</content>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>WATCH: Spider</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.groonk.net/blog/mt-archives/006602.php" />
<modified>2008-05-07T05:45:35Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-07T00:30:18Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6602</id>
<created>2008-05-07T00:30:18Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> It has nothing to do with those 8-legged bastards. First, you&apos;ll think, &quot;Holy FUCK!&quot; Then you&apos;ll be in shock. Last, you&apos;ll know he got what he deserved. Damn good short film, that. (via fun &amp; games you yube)...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Movies</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<div align="center"><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zdj9vMH4BfQ&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zdj9vMH4BfQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></div>

<p>It has nothing to do with those 8-legged bastards. First, you'll think, "Holy FUCK!" Then you'll be in shock. Last, you'll know he got what he deserved.</p>

<p>Damn good short film, that.</p>

<p>(via <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdj9vMH4BfQ">fun & games you yube</a>)</p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>Beautiful Agony: Watch People &quot;Die&quot; a Little, Orgasm</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.groonk.net/blog/mt-archives/006600.php" />
<modified>2008-05-07T00:30:02Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-07T00:25:39Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6600</id>
<created>2008-05-07T00:25:39Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">0_o Beautiful Agony is an art/erotic site. Of course, you have to pay to see men and women experience La Petite Mort. Because &quot;art&quot; is never free. Right? I should pay attention to Buzzfeed more often. (via buzzfeed, beautifulagony)...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Sex</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>0_o</p>

<p><a href="http://www.beautifulagony.com">Beautiful Agony</a> is an art/erotic site.  Of course, you have to pay to see men and women experience La Petite Mort.  Because "art" is never free. Right?</p>

<p><br />
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.beautifulagony.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i170/groonk/beautifulagony.gif" border="0" alt="groonk"></a> </div></p>

<p>I should pay attention to Buzzfeed more often.</p>

<p>(via buzzfeed, <a href="http://www.beautifulagony.com">beautifulagony</a>)</p>]]>

</content>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Those Recently Busted SDSU Students had Curious Futures Planned</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.groonk.net/blog/mt-archives/006599.php" />
<modified>2008-05-06T23:22:28Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-06T23:15:28Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6599</id>
<created>2008-05-06T23:15:28Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Those arrested included a student who was about to receive a criminal justice degree and another who was to receive a master&apos;s degree in homeland security. Some defendants were scheduled to appear in state court to face charges Tuesday. The...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>USA</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<blockquote class="blocked">Those arrested included <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5j7NqQtshf_bYQ7SFLJdJV4yjg1rwD90GB8L00">a student who was about to receive a criminal justice degree and another who was to receive a master's degree in homeland security.</a> Some defendants were scheduled to appear in state court to face charges Tuesday. </blockquote>

<p>The rest is just the same old song in 21st century trappings.</p>

<p>(via <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5j7NqQtshf_bYQ7SFLJdJV4yjg1rwD90GB8L00">AP</a>)</p>]]>

</content>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>ALl The Simpsons Couch Gags</title>
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<modified>2008-05-06T23:12:48Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-06T23:11:06Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6598</id>
<created>2008-05-06T23:11:06Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">All at once. All for you. Also, You Tube has a new video embed format. (via animated win you tube)...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Just Freaking Neat</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>All at once.</p>

<p>All for you.</p>

<div align="center"><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aCld99SNg1o&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aCld99SNg1o&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></div>

<p>Also, You Tube has a new video embed format.</p>

<p>(via <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=aCld99SNg1o">animated win you tube</a>)</p>]]>

</content>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>BLIND CLICK 31</title>
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<modified>2008-05-06T20:22:10Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-06T20:19:35Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6597</id>
<created>2008-05-06T20:19:35Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">As Marvel.com sees fit not to provide an embed code, this will have to be a Blind Click. Wolverine and the X-Men Trailer Coming to Nicktoons in 2009. (via agent m)...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Blind Click</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>As Marvel.com sees fit not to provide an embed code, this will have to be a Blind Click.</p>

<div align="center"><strong> <a href="http://www.marvel.com/news/moviestories.3499">Wolverine and the X-Men Trailer </a></strong></div>

<p>Coming to Nicktoons in 2009.</p>

<p>(via <a href="http://twitter.com/agent_m">agent m</a>)</p>]]>

</content>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>IRON MAN Spawns Mainstream Exo-Suit Love</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.groonk.net/blog/mt-archives/006596.php" />
<modified>2008-05-06T19:29:57Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-06T19:22:12Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6596</id>
<created>2008-05-06T19:22:12Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Now that the IRON MAN movie has taught non-geeks why exo-suit/powered aromor is so fucking cool, the world begins to learn the technology already exisits. It has existed for some time now. That&apos;s my favorite of the 5 mentioned in...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>The Future</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Now that the IRON MAN movie has taught non-geeks why exo-suit/powered aromor is so fucking cool, the world begins to learn the technology already exisits.  It has existed for some time now.</p>

<div align="center"><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ynL8BCXih8U&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ynL8BCXih8U&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> </div>

<p><br />
That's my favorite of the 5 mentioned in this <a href="http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/sciencetech/5-bionic-exoskeleton-suits-of-the-future/1137">click-fest of an article</a>.</p>

<p>(via <a href="http://twitter.com/feednews/statuses/804882320">twitter</a>)</p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>Fur Seals are Randy Little Bastards</title>
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<modified>2008-05-02T19:44:17Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-02T19:38:35Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6595</id>
<created>2008-05-02T19:38:35Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Good Afternoon. Seals are raping penguins now. An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin. The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Animals</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Good Afternoon. Seals are raping penguins now.</p>

<div align="center"><img alt="_44620484_seal_debruyn_466.jpg" src="http://www.groonk.net/blog/images/_44620484_seal_debruyn_466.jpg" width="466" height="226" /> </div>

<blockquote class="blocked">An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.

<p>The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.</p>

<p>The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology.</p>

<p>The bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins.</p>

<p>	<br />
(<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm">At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin</a>Nico de Bruyn, University of Pretoria)</p>

<p>Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.  </blockquote></p>

<p>Have a nice day.</p>

<p>(vai <a href="http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=5910">warren ellis</a>, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm">bbc news</a>)</p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>MAVs: Transforming Mini Bots that Fly Around</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.groonk.net/blog/mt-archives/006593.php" />
<modified>2008-05-01T06:03:49Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-01T05:57:15Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6593</id>
<created>2008-05-01T05:57:15Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> (via micro air vehicle you tube)...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Robots</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<div align="center"><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7zKOo2-AzUg&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7zKOo2-AzUg&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> </div>

<p>(via <a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=search_videos&search_query=Micro+Air+Vehicle&search_sort=relevance&search_category=0&page=">micro air vehicle you tube</a>)</p>]]>

</content>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Tomorrow&apos;s Concerns: Interface and Identity</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.groonk.net/blog/mt-archives/006592.php" />
<modified>2008-05-01T05:55:27Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-01T05:49:23Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6592</id>
<created>2008-05-01T05:49:23Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Perceptive Pixel and Identity 2.0. Both have things to show you. WATCH: Perceptive Pixel &amp; Identity 2.0 PP wants to give you the future in GUI interface. Identity 2.0 wants to manage who you are in this new Internet Age....</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>The Future</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://perceptivepixel.com/">Perceptive Pixel</a> and <a href="http://identity20.com/">Identity 2.0</a>. Both have things to show you. </p>

<p>WATCH: <a href="http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid713271701/bclid713073346/bctid709364416"><strong>Perceptive Pixel</strong></a> & <a href="http://identity20.com/media/OSCON2005/"><strong>Identity 2.0</strong></a></p>

<p>PP wants to give you the future in GUI interface.</p>

<p>Identity 2.0 wants to manage who you are in this new Internet Age.</p>

<p>(via 7d, random finds)</p>]]>

</content>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Rocket Racing: The Future is Finally Fucking Here!</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.groonk.net/blog/mt-archives/006591.php" />
<modified>2008-05-01T05:25:21Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-01T05:17:20Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6591</id>
<created>2008-05-01T05:17:20Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Is it still NASCAR if it takes place off the ground? Promo video Prototype (via rocket racing league, digg)...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>The Future</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Is it still NASCAR if it takes place off the ground?</p>

<div align="center"><a href="http://www.rocketracingleague.com/"><img alt="rocketracer.jpg" src="http://www.groonk.net/blog/images/rocketracer.jpg" width="496" height="295" border="0"/></a> </div>

<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsMyiIL3ObU"><strong>Promo video</strong></a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRqJc4fCbt4"><strong>Prototype</strong></a></p>

<p>(via <a href="http://www.rocketracingleague.com/">rocket racing league</a>, digg)</p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>Bright Lights and Weird Noises in Baltimore Not Aliens After All</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.groonk.net/blog/mt-archives/006590.php" />
<modified>2008-05-01T04:50:57Z</modified>
<issued>2008-05-01T04:47:02Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.groonk.net,2008:/blog/1.6590</id>
<created>2008-05-01T04:47:02Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Earlier this week: &quot;It wasn&apos;t until we caught it on tape that we realized the magnitude of what they were actually talking about,&quot; said Sgt. Warehime. &quot;The sound is almost deafening. You can&apos;t describe it. Seeing it on tape without...</summary>
<author>
<name>Groonk</name>

<email>tellgroonk@gmail-dot-com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Research</dc:subject>
<content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.groonk.net/blog/">
<![CDATA[<p>Earlier this week:</p>

<blockquote class="blocked">"It wasn't until we caught it on tape that we realized the magnitude of what they were actually talking about," said Sgt. Warehime. "<a href="http://wjz.com/local/baltimore.county.mystery.2.710503.html?">The sound is almost deafening. You can't describe it. Seeing it on tape without hearing the sound doesn't do it justice</a>."

<p>Videotape taken at 3:34 a.m. on April 23 does show a flash of light that lasts a fraction of a second and lights up an area the size of a football field in the middle of the night.</p>

<p>The flash on the tape is accompanied by loud boom that sounds like a crack of electricity or lightning. </blockquote></p>

<p>What it was discovered to be was some irate old man pissed at his neighbors, armed with fireworks, and low-rent psyops tactics.</p>

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That's how police met Mackler, who apparently confessed to creating the disturbance. Inside his home, investigators found quantities of drugs, guns and fireworks. Police say he had been having problems with neighbors in the building.

<p>"<a href="http://wjz.com/local/pikesville.flash.baltimore.2.711090.html">He would get up in the middle of the morning, around 2 o'clock, fire one of these pyrotechnic devices and be done</a>," Hill said. </blockquote></p>]]>

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