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Sit back. Relax. Let these short bits of Christmas wash over you like snow from furious reindeer feet.

Christmas Tauntauns
An oldy but still good.

A Very Merry, Star Wars Christmas
We hear the audio is from an old release. This was way back when Lucas whored his characters for glorious, filthy money. It’s cute at first. Right after the halfway mark interest dropped below zero.

Star Wars: A Christmas Carol
Subtle tricks in video editing highlight the interest of this holiday tribute.

Santa Swarm
Breaking the unintentional Star Wars theme.

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

Yeats was writing about a horde of Santas. Who knew?

Elfvis
Animatronic elf-like Elvis sings a holiday tune.

R.O. Blechman CBS Christmas Message (1966)
A corporate sponsor with a heart? It happened back in the 60s.

Verizon Misfit Toys
Our favorite commercial this season. Nostalgia mixed with truth.

Dunking on that Reindeer, Dunking on that Reindeer…
Muppet reindeer doing a little rap. You’re welcome.

Thanks to the many on ONTD for collecting these.

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