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Hello, Thanksgiving 2009. We look forward to stuffing our faces with your precious turkey sacrifice. And pie! By the gods the pie shall flow like the mighty Niagara. All we have to offer you on these lean-posting days is a list of what you can do with turkey.

Enjoy.

Groonkly Bits
Our personal aspect has many old words on the Thanksgiving holidays. Read them if you like.

Recipes
The always ready with a recipe for goodness, @SirChuggles56, spoke of a lovely sounding Pumpkin Dip. Only he adds a special touch.

Personally, I use only half a cup of powdered sugar and full on pumpkin spice WITH some ginger as well. Serve with gingersnaps.
–@SirChuggles56

There is such a thing as Beer Brined Turkey. When we get a proper kitchen, it WILL be made.

Not to be outdone, @Wolfram_Alpha speaks of turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie and nutrition. If you’re not gonna watch your waistline, Wolfram Alpha wil.

#Turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie…#WolframAlpha can help you keep your #nutrition goals in check this #Thanksgiving:
–@Wolfram_Alpha

For you last minute chefs.

No Time for Cooking‘s Chef Kirk Leins (remember him?) talks how to roast a turkey breast. Just don’t bring up the sweater.

Post-Dinner Relaxin’

Above you lay a selection of holiday happenings that soothe the bird in your belly.

Sadly, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving is not long for You Tube. Thankfully, Arthur Carlson still believes that turkeys can fly.

For the Non-Traditionalists

Some of the films below are not for the squeamish.

Many thanks to Bobby Miller and Wolfram Alpha for two-thirds of the footage.

We would not be Groonk.net without a mention of comics.

Thanksgiving Is Saved By American Madness And Eating
Worried that you won’t be able to make it through Thanksgiving without help? Comics come to your rescue this week, with timely collections celebrating America and eating, as well as something for fans of Skeet Ulrich and spoon-loving superheroes. Comics!

Happy ritual sacrifice with pie.

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