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Texas Author Sells eBook on Dick-Shaped Flash Drive

The collection is only available as a digital sculpture. Each of the ten stories on “Seed” is available in every possible ebook format, along with both live and studio audio recordings. Also included on “Seed” is a .pdf bookblock formatted especially for the Espresso Book Machine. All of this information has been crammed into a 2 gig flash drive shaped like a dick, available in many colors.

The minute we threw this on our Tweet Feed we knew it needed to be known forever.

Things get frank and explicit below the jump.

Below is a snippet from the essay on why he did this.

“I am publishing my latest short story collection — a nested set of ten provocative stories called “Seed” — in a flash drive shaped like a miniature penis. The penis will be made out of ordinary squishy dong gel, and, though small, will be quite functional as a genital simulacrum. “Seed” will be a historical first: a short-story collection that you can also stick up your vagina or rectum. That means “Seed” will be available for sale in both the seediest back rooms of dirty sex shops and in the sparkliest literature sections of nice book stores.”

FREE READ: Sample story “FuckChanged”

A different dick-less essay on why he did this. We’re not saying this essay lacks thrust. We’re saying it lacks pictures of penis to penetrate your precious pupils.

(via @mattstaggs, the fiction circus )

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