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The urge to consume hits us all in one way or another. Some people may consider it bad taste to whisper the dread word ‘zombie’ in the same breath as the word ‘Thanksgiving.’

I am not “some people.”

Trudge forward for more…

So you’ve decided to join me. Good.

First off, Spout Blog has a listing of Thanksgiving Movie Marathon: 10 Cannibal Movies that some of you may find pleasure in digesting after you do foul things to that oven roasted feast in your homes.

Second, Jesus Hates Zombies. Did you know that? He outright despises the bastards. Also, Lincoln Hates Werewolves. How a man with the full weight of a small, copper coin and those hairy, ravenous beasts of moon-rage came to a head will never be known. That is, if you don’t buy the comics of the same name.
PREVIEW:

• Jesus Hates Zombies
• Lincoln Hates Werewolves

To finish the course we have, The Zombies That Ate the World. Io9 describes:

The comic book series – which gets released in the U.S. at the start of next year — started life in France’s Metal Hurlant, despite being created by two Americans: Jerry Frissen and BPRD‘s Guy Davis. Set in the Los Angeles of 2064, the series highlights those Angelenos whose lives have been affected by a controversial new governmental policy that sees zombies reintegrated into everyday society and trying to peacefully co-exist with the living. Of course, things go wrong, but if you don’t want to take my word for it, why not check out this piece of test animation for a (since-scuttled) cartoon version of the story…

Yes. Do check it out:

Headshots don’t kill zombies?? Your mythology plays with fire, sirrahs.

(via munchy you tube, comics space, spoutblog, Io9)

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