Pluto Officially Dumped from Plantetdom

IAU says, “it’s not you, it’s…actually it is you.”

pluto-dissed.gifAfter a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930. The new definition of what is — and isn’t — a planet fills a centuries-old black hole for scientists who have labored since Copernicus without one.


For now, membership will be restricted to the eight “classical” planets in the solar system: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Much-maligned Pluto doesn’t make the grade under the new rules for a planet: “a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a … nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighborhood around its orbit.”

Pluto is automatically disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune’s.

Instead, it will be reclassified in a new category of “dwarf planets,” similar to what long have been termed “minor planets.” The definition also lays out a third class of lesser objects that orbit the sun — “small solar system bodies,” a term that will apply to numerous asteroids, comets and other natural satellites.

In other news, people are rallying to save Pluto’s planet-ness.
Warren Ellis will fight you
Michael Peterson’s campaigning for a planet designated Pluto
Worth1000 has an amusing photoshop intervention. My favorite being this one.

It warms my heart to see science in the news, even if it is being treated as a fluff piece. I’d rather see that than skanky plastic retro hoochies talking about “hotness” levels.

(via discovery channel)