Music Break: 100 SciFi Movies Supercut & Glitch Mob Remixed into “Monday”
Posted by mistergroonk in Movies, Music on November 26, 2012
This supercut, found over on TheXanderLegacy’s YouTube, is so damn amazing.
We can’t stop watching it.
We can’t stop listening to it.
We can’t believe it made JOHN CARTER look like a flick worth watching.
Edited by: Cosmo Scharf & Austin Kilgore
Music: Nalepa – Monday (The Glitch Mob Remix)
Tuesday Tease: IRON MAN 3 Trailer Debuts on Internet, Marvel Geeks Won’t Get Anything Done Today
Posted by mistergroonk in Movies, One Sheets, Trailers on October 23, 2012
Official Synopsis: Unknown at the moment. We did see The Mandarin wearing his 10 stylish rings so we’re guessing that plot is on.
What We Learned: A bad, bad thing happened in Marvel Cinematic Universe New York City and Iron Man feels he’s to blame. You know, Marvel Cinematic Universe is a lot to type when talking about this new shared universe Marvel studios has managed to assemble. The Marvel comics multiverse is vast and ever expanding. The primary comics universe is considered to be Earth-616. We’re taking it upon ourselves to name this new shared Marvel Cinematic Universe ‘Earth-Awesome.’ Now that that’s settled, back to the trailer review. We’re guessing this bad, bad thing has nothing to do with the never ending horde of aliens riding leviathans that tried to take over Earth-Awesome(it’s growing on you) in the spring of 2012.
Tony Stark has insomnia/night terrors. This is understandable since his spare suits get “BLOWED UP!”, his house attacked from the sky and, of course, that mysterious thing that happens in NYC.
Ben Kingsley is The Mandarin and is doing his best to not sound Chinese at all. Which is odd since Earth-616 Mandarin takes a certain pride in his culture.
Why hello there Iron Patriot who could not possibly be Norman Osborne since movie SPIDER-MAN, and his characters, are still owned by Sony Pictures Entertainment.
Why We’ll Watch: The trailer alone looks 5 times better than IRON MAN 2 turned out to be. Shane Black makes his directorial debut into the Earth-Awesome universe. Mr Black, if you don’t know, directed KISS KISS BANG BANG. And if you haven’t seen this film you stop reading this article right now. Rent it. Put it in your brain. Then try to tell us Black wasn’t a damn fine choice to do the third Iron Man. BTW Black’s screenwriting credits include the original LETHAL WEAPON, THE MONSTER SQUAD and THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT.
When’s it coming? Despite what the above trailer says, every other place we found says IRON MAN 3 will drop on May 2013.
Official site: http://marvel.com/ironman3
Watch the trailer below the jump:
Handy Guide: Zombie Phrenology, Understanding the Natural Tendencies of the Undead
Posted by mistergroonk in Animation on October 8, 2012
Dipping a toe into the great, wide internet ocean. It’s a bit nippy around here. Definitely teaming with what passes for life these days. We’ll (re)fit just fine.

Thanks to the mighty Simon Drax for this.
Station Break: Let’s Pause for a Moment
Posted by mistergroonk in Admin, Marketing on April 4, 2012
It’s been a minute since we’ve been around these parts, faithful reader. But that does not mean we’re gone for good. Groonk.net is taking a minute to refresh and renew its purpose. One day there will be a return but we’re not quite sure when that day will be.
What’s being planned exactly? Expanding influence.
Here are a few places where you can continue to experience Groonk-mind until this space gets back on its feet again.
TWITTER
@groonk – https://twitter.com/#!/groonk
Try as hard as we might, we just can’t quit you, Twitter.
BLAST SHIELDS DOWN FILM REVIEW SOCIETY
You do know that we’re podcasting now, right? Hear the voices of @C_Duncan, DaJuan, @Rick_Snee and yours truly, @Groonk, talk about some geek movies you may have never heard of…and a smattering of those you have.
Talk to our intern, Greg on Google+ and Twitter (@bsdpodcast) to make it a true Film Review Society.
Download us straight off the iTunes device.
Plug in our RSS feed into any other podcast reader: http://blastshieldsdown.libsyn.com/rss
Check out the webhouse at: http://blastshieldsdown.com/ for a list of all our previous episodes.
PINTEREST
It took months for it to happen but it finally did. We’re loving the completely graphic nature of Pinterest. The ability to share lovely images with a few clicks of a mouse is nice, too.
Come for the Pacman Ghost Bookshelf, stay for galleries of varied interest:
In 1991, Brian Eno Predicts YouTube, Reality TV
Posted by mistergroonk in Television on March 19, 2012
via hey oscar wilde
Sunday Punch: Sometimes You Just Want to Be Batman Riding a Dinosaur
Posted by mistergroonk in Art, Dinosaurs on March 11, 2012
Have some Dinosaur Batman Forever by Joe Carr. Prints available here.
Tuesday Tease: The New MAD MEN Season 5 Promo Poster is In, Don Draper Ogles a Naked Mannequin
Posted by mistergroonk in Marketing, One Sheets, Television on February 28, 2012
The Mad Men minimalist teaser poster made the rounds mid January 2012.
Now we have this “nonverbal representation” to whet our appetites until Mad Men returns to our collective TVs. Series creator Matthew Weiner had this to say about the image in the New York Times.
“This is a dreamlike image,†Mr. Weiner said, likening it to work of the Italian artist Giorgio de Chirico, who specialized in surreal, mannequin-like figures.
The image is “a nonverbal representation of where my head is at and where the show will be,†Mr. Weiner said.
“By the end of the season,†he said, “I guarantee you’ll know what it is about.â€
A “nonverbal representation” eh? We see the glorious previous 4 seasons of Mad Men, a show about high-powered, fast tallking advertising executives in 1960s New York City, was not a fluke.
Official site: http://www.amctv.com/shows/mad-men/
The Sunday Punch: The Cast of COMMUNITY is Batman Now.
Posted by mistergroonk in Art, Artist, Just Freaking Neat, Television on February 26, 2012
These samples of fan made awesome began appearing on the blog-o-nets in December 2011. We kept the links in cold storage until we could better parse them through this site. Now TV internet is abuzz with COMMUNITY’s return to television.
March 15th on Thursday nights.
We feel now’s the time to share these fan images made by Deviant artist, Kinjamin. Just follow this here Community link to learn the method behind his character cosplaying madness.